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gaybuckybarnesss · 2 months
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circumvision · 20 days
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walmartlevelgoofy · 5 months
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I need someone to draw sexy guy #69 with a bloody nose or summ all bruised and battered.
I need arrows or something sharp to be pulled out of hot woman #4 after a tough battle
I need buff people, I need the BLEEDING
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Fear of companionship: in the dental clinic (poetry)
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teamwork is between friends strengthen the bond When someone who disturbs the atmosphere appears Friends try their best to get rid of him.
In a previous treatment at a certain dental clinic of the female doctor who was in charge of me Pointing out her poor arm and taking charge asked to change. ---
The person in charge certainly changed, but the male doctor, He didn't see the "I want you to see me" part. He said, ``The next time I look at this is when I pull it out.'' Even though I said, "Cure now."
I went to see the chief doctor another day, This man also did nothing about the problem area. Such an inconsistent response It is the result of teamwork backed by friends.
I do hate this dental clinic. unwillingness to comply with patient requests, Such dental clinics don't deserve to exist. I changed the dental clinic itself and had it cured.
16.08.2022
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cordspaghetti · 2 months
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some more of these two
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golyadkin · 8 months
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Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us
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fxreflyes · 2 months
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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fluentisonus · 4 months
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☞ THUS
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ibtisams · 5 months
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A report just came out from a Palestinian hostage saying he was strapped with bombs and sent into a Hamas tunnel, with Israel prepared to blow the tunnel up with his body if fighters were found inside and yet people are still making the “Hamas uses human shields” arguments that have been confirmed to be a myth with no supporting evidence
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mahoushojoe · 6 months
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people in the global south: hey isnt it so fucked up how america basically dictates world geopolitics and can directly fund and endorse our murder and displacement no matter who is in charge and how the system fundamentally prevents people from changing that and that americans who feign allyship make no effort to change that?
some annoying fucking white person with hufflepuff in their bio: so you're telling me you want me to vote for trump right. is that what you want. you want me to vote for the orange man. you're a russian bot aren't you
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yesokayiknow · 4 months
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i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat
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khruschevshoe · 14 days
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There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—
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goosemixtapes · 1 year
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actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one
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liquidstar · 5 months
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
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honey-doc · 2 months
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Chil becoming a union organizer for half foots makes so much sense because literally any time a half foot was in chil’s vicinity he was looking out for them
Like when marcille & senshi transformed
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And with mickbell
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desolationlesbian · 8 months
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still the funniest plot point in all of pmmm that Homura Akemi is a 14 year old magical girl who realized that her sparkly transformation sequence did not come with a cutesy custom weapon like everyone else's so she just went online and googled "how to build a bomb"
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