#pussygate

[vic-draws-sometimes]

So Batman can't eat pussy but he can say "please stay I'll be a good boy"?

[larrikin-is-a-himbo]

It has been 2 years since batcatpussygate happened

[personal-blog243]

I still think about the conservative reaction to trumps “grab them by the pussy” comment on the access Hollywood bus.

I still remember listening to a conservative talk radio station when a trump supporter woman called in and said she WANTED trump to grab her by the pussy so she could falsely accuse him of it not being consensual and sue him for a lot of money.

I will never forget that it was a CONSERVATIVE woman who wanted to do this because she falsely assumed feminist women got away with doing the same. How naïve to assume women can get rich off of rampant false allegations with no negative consequences 🙄. How arrogant to flatter herself by thinking trump would want her when he is equally famous for body shaming women.

I will never forget

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i just cant imagine hating drag queens. if i was new to this world and the largest woman id ever seen both physically and spiritually who smelled delicious and was refracting light with he power of three pounds of glitter was walkign toward me the only conclusion i would be able to come to would be I Am About To Meet An Angel

[condificti0n]

Happy (late) Halloween from the Riptide Captains!

Chip - @canyourlawnmowerdothis (he/it)

Jay - @lunarstar-fell (they/them)

Gillion - @the-algebra-thing (any/all)

[the-algebra-thing]

"back in my day they were called OTPs"

"did you just call me a faggot"

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

im so understimulated i need to sink my teeth into flesh or something

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

what if instead of just roll with it it was called just 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 with it and all the characters uh. (glances off camera suddenly, a fearful look in my eyes) and they all uh. engaged in mildly suggestive acts. fully clothed

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

"making bad art is better than making no art" i say for the fifth time as i continue staring blankly at the canvas i have open

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

before you start listening to jrwi listen to hit song hotel california and ask if you really want that to be your life. because the only escape is death

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

BREAKING NEWS! top sources are reporting that talking to your friends is nice and makes you happy

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

do we think maybe the human body makes Too much goop.im really not a huge fan of all the goop

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

not following wonderlust is so funny i just saw ripleys official art on the dash and i was like woahh they got black people in there cool. how many is that overall now i wonder. i guess my count is probably off i dont know about late riptide. and i opened the notes and people are freaking out for a completely different reason called somewhere in her description bizly neglected to mention that this resident of creatureworld is actually Not a creature

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

my commissions are 40% off during june for pride! details in the sale tab of my carrd :3