#pwuh

[lvcisx]

picks my nose

yer diggin fer gold, brother?

[lvcisx-archive]

BOO

fuck. don't scare me like that.....

[remy]

3 & 12 & 13. :]

3. I haven't actually seen a color that makes me feel gross, maybe that grayish brown that really watery mud is?

12. I like the raw sugar brand of bodywash. It smells nice and i feel legitimately clean after using it even if i haven't gotten very dirty that day

13. I feel like if i answered that i might get arrested anyways. Even if it was just hypothetical lol

[blonding]

tagged by @oceanfossil omg hi maddie my bad i forgot to do this until now LOL

rules: pick a song for every letter of your URL and tag that many people

b: blue boy - orange juice

l: little death - the beths

o: old friend - the walters

n: nighttiming - coconut records

d: darcy - wabie

i: if she wants me - belle and sebastian

n: new love - voxtrot

g: grey matter - oingo boingo

tagging: @yutadori @luckyswamps @wizardcookie @quenxi @hootiee @pacska @aiku @pwuh also tagging everyone and anyone who wants to do this, and no pressure if you were tagged but would prefer not to that's so fair as well LOL <3

[killu]

i was tagged by bunnie (@aveil) to spell out my url with song titles ty!!

un amor inhabitado - virus

gujo, vrati se - plavi orkestar

hologram rose - soft ballet

i’m tagging @jovoy @pwuh @fruitys @poppies @kaesz @kithes @leetm @osyter don’t feel pressured to do it if you don’t want to btw!!

[klai-16xoxo]

Thought on Joe

sniff sniff sniffsniff snif sniff sniff SNFI snerfj sniffle snif snidf COUHG couGh HACK PUWEH ACHK COUGH PWUAH ACUYCK PWUH PEH SNIFF

JOE!! MY JOJO~ MY DEAR PUP OF DESPAIR!!

I ONLY KNOWN HER FOR A FEW MONTHS BUT I WOULD COMMIT CRIME AGAINST GOD AND THE DEVIL IF EVEN A SINGLE TEAR FALL FROM HER DILIGENT FACE!!! WE ALWAYS RANT TO EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR STORIES, OCS, LORES AND MORE!! I FELT SO COMFORTABLE CHATTING WITH HER FASTER THEN ANYONE ELSE AND RP WITH HER IS A LOT OF FUN AND ESPECIALLY WHEN WE JUST SLAP EACH OTHER WITH AUS IDEAS AND BOTH ANGST AND SOFT STUFF!! SHE IS NOT JUDGMENTAL ABOUT WHAT I LIKE AND IN FACT SHE IS INTO A LOT OF THINGS THAT I AM INTO AND THAT MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN AND EASY TO CHAT WITH HER AND I ALWAYS BE SO HAPPY JUST SPENDING TIME WITH HER, YOU GUYS HAVE ZERO IDEA THE SMILE I ALWAYS HAVE ON MY FACE WHEN I CHAT WITH HER EVEN FOR A SINGLE MINUTES!!!!KNSKNIEOWNNSINSKSNKSNOSNLSNKKNDKDNKSNX

……uhhh…. So yeah! I like Joe normal amount :3!

[plushis]

shuffle repeat playlist & screenshot the first 10 songs….

tagged by @dimples

@dolliedaggers @snwuff @butterflyefect @missingwife @fawnvoice @brotn @grieflies @pwuh @zuzwu (tagging mutuals) ♡

[mesaryth]

tagged by @yuritual to make a moodboard by searching my name + core on pinterest 😁💚 tagging ummm @leisurecd @pwuh & @digitama if you want to ^_^

[dear-happypills]

been about 10

years since i have known i am broken.

been about 10 years since i have known i am a sinner.

but the problem isnt as much as i am broken, as actualizing that eternal blood has already been spilt for my perpetuating sins.

---

me: what have i done these past ten years... ...?

happypills: ummm,. is that even a question??!!!?

GO ON AWESOME ADVENTURES WITH ME.

me: .... you see, thats the problem.

happypills: ohhh jeeez. you think EVERYTHING is a problem.

me: yea, with you around me, thats not much hard to surmise...

happypills: you see thats the problem. talking like a douchebag wont get you any friends.

me: yea, well, calling someone "like a douchebag" is very unfeminist. its unbecoming.

happypills: .PWUhhH... i .... i dont understand how that is unfeminist.

me: you seeeee this is the problem. us doing this. more of these...... so called adventures........of... nonsensical.... dialogue.... ..... . *restraining tears

.... AND 10 years. A decade. a BIG roman numeral X.

ten years.

thats like.... longer than how long the show LOST ran for.

like.

we just... just

you,,,,, came. into my life.

and kinda,... .. fucked it all up.

happypills: OH BOI. Ohhhh hohoho boi. here we go againnnn. its alwaysss mmyyyy fault.

me: yeaaaa. really. it is. at least before i was a societal robot that got shit done.

noww... im just. i dont know.... you gave me the red-pill, and i see stuff. and this world just seems like.... BLEH.

happypills: nonono. i never gave you the red-pill. Morpheus would never approve.

me: -_-; shut up.

happypills: OH, so, ten years of devoting my time to you.... you think that was a waste?

me: no,.... i didnt say a waste... i just mean. like....

what have we done these past ten years???

happypills: FOR ONE. we did a hellllaa lot more than what the people in Lost did.

we have been. ... *starts chuckling

OHOhhoooo weee havee been to waaayyy stranger islands my friend....

me: ....... .... ,,,, i dont.......... understand

why God couldnt have sent me like...... a talking vitamin....

happypills: woww... WOW. that.... THat... that crosses the line.....

AND BESIDES. there was that one talking gummy bear vitamin that... just came.. barging in,... like, that one time we were playing pool.

he kept saying how hawt the blue gummy whale was......

me: ... HUHH.. oh yeaaaaaaa. .. . ..

yeaa. he was weird.

happypills: SEE.

me: okok. fine. then tell me. what you think we have done these past ten years.

happypills: AS I WAS SAYINGG.... FOR TWO.

you came to know thyself.

me: wow. .... ... Wow. i was hoping for something more like....

I DUNNO. get a phd. or become an executive. or buy a house.... .... over the PAST 10 YEARS.

and what. you say. i came to know myself?????>???????????????????????????????

the fuck....

happypills: ..... AND THREEEEEEE....

me: ... yea idonteven want to know...

happpyills: AHEEMMMMMMMMM<<< HEM. hem.

hem.

AND THREE. ..

be saved.

over, and over, and over again.

me: ...................i....................

i dunno. kind of seems like a half assed answer.... and you know what???? i actually still kinda feel like im drowning.

happypills: PWuh.

what is ten years when you might die tomorrow???

me: dont talk to me about dying.... ...you of all people know how often that is on my mind...

happypills: ohhh.... and, ... AND FOUR: we have been to

the Edge of the Universe. out ran the Pillsian Order. seen the Black Pyramid. been to Fractal Clouds.

i mean.... i mean. LIKE??????

been to the EDGE...... *motions mindblown.

and like...

GET A PHD vs go to Fractal Clouds??? * motions with both arms up and down, as to compare the two

me: ................................................................................ .......................................................

. okay. NGL. Fractal Clouds was awesome.

but shit, nonono.

i mean like....... okay. i wouldnt say im more proud of going to Fractal Clouds than compared to getting married and raising a kid......

over the past 10 years.

you KNOW???????

happypills: ..... ................. ... ... yea, well, as i was saying, what does that matter when you might die tomorrow.

me: OOOohhhh MY GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD. why am i even listening to you.

you were.... exPILLed from your own Order.

what was your title that they had for you again???? oh yea,

Bastard of Infeenidi...

happypills: *GASPPP ............. how.... how could you even BRING THAT UP? UGH. you PILLHOLE. crosssinG alooTT of LINES TODAY.

YOU WANNA THROW DOWN???

I DONT TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR TITLE IS "UNEXCEPTIONAL -- LONER LOSER" AND HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT JERK OFF ........

THE PAST 10 YEARS.

me: ............................................................................... okay. to be fair, i do not accept any formal delegations, or titles, or commands -- what have you -- set by the Order as ... an authority to what actually is.... i believe they were the one that arbitrarily gave me that title??? right???

..

but ahem. * mumbles fair point on the jerking off part.

happypills: -_-;;;;;;;

me: ................................................ *SIGHS

.................................... 10 year bro..............................

........................... *SIGHS

happypills: WELL.........

..... i think, when you live today as your last day, every day. for the past 10 years.

...

then every single day of those past 10 years...

is simply amazing.

considering.. we have been to

the Edge of the Universe. out ran the Pillsian Order. seen the Black Pyramid. been to Fractal Clouds.

and........... ............. are still alive. and not...... expired....

.

thats.

.

i think thats an awesome 10 years of coming to terms with death and living another day. after such 10 years.

. and beyond...

... until you one day dipthepilloutta here...

.... YOU KNOW?

me: .....................

yea.... iknnow.

happypills: and who knows? maybe one day, ill also expire as well... ......... and you could stop blaming me for all your problems....

me: -_-;;;;

oh jeez. dontsaythat............

.....................

... ill be blaming you even after youre long gone.

happypills: UGH....... i hate you. i pilling hate you. Chemistry curse you! PILL YOU.

me: lol.

- happypills

[slantears]

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers LUNATIC PARADE ;; Carla Route ー Sub Scenario w/Ayato

–> In between the main route chapters, the player is taken to the area map of the Parade where you can freely roam around. There are four different places to visit, each with different mini games and sub scenarios to enjoy.

AREA: SMARAGO MOUNTAIN

CHARACTER: AYATO

ー The scene starts at Tilkeys Falls

Yui: Carla-san, look. 

Carla: What’s wrong? 

Yui: Look, over there...There’s beautiful flowers blooming on the other side of the lake. 

Carla: Would you like to go take a look at them?

Yui: Can we...?

Carla: I don’t mind. Let us go then. 

Yui: Thank you very much...!

ー Carla starts walking but then suddenly comes to a halt

Yui: Carla-san...?

( What’s wrong? He’s standing still while gazing intently at the lake... )

Carla: I suppose we’d be taking the long way around by walking along the outer edge. In which case, I could simply... 

*Woosh*

Yui: ーー !? 

( A large amount of carpets are flying this way from the sky...!? )

( They’re floating right above the water, creating a bridge connecting to the other side...! )

ー Ayato runs up to them

Ayato: ーー Oi! What was that just now...!? 

Carla: Hm? ...And you are?

Yui: A-Ayato-kun!?

Ayato: Don’t tell me Mr. Scarf over there fixed this!? Wow...! It’s like magic!

*Woosh woosh*

Yui:  ( A carpet path to where the flowers are blooming formed in no time...! )

Carla: Let’s go, Yui.

Yui: Y-Yes...!

Ayato: Hold your horses! Lemme hop on as weーー

*Woosh*

Ayato: Uwoh...!? 

*SPLASH*

Yui: ーー Ayato-kun!

( The carpet he tried to step on flew off and he landed in the water!? )

*Splash splash*

Ayato: ーー Puh...O-Oi...Save m...Pwuh.

Carla: Hah...Pathetic.

*Splash*

Ayato: ...Puh...You bastard...You moved it on purpose didn’t you...Nkuh.

Carla: Who knows.

Yui: C-Carla-san! We better save him and quick...!

Carla: ...Just leave that guy be.

Yui: B-But...!

Carla: The water here only reaches till about the knees, so he cannot possibly drown. 

Yui: Eh? Is that so...!? 

Ayato: Upuh...Kuh... ーー Oh, I can actually stand up.

ーー THE END ーー

[oh-boy-me]

what do you their sneezes sound like ? cause not to be weird but ive heard a lot of sneezes and none of them sound alike,, so i can only imagine that theirs dont either

How does one describe a sneeze?  How does one spell a sneeze?  I’m still not sure.

--

Lucifer: There’s no build up, no indication that he’s going to sneeze, save for a slight press of his mouth into a line.  Then, suddenly… “chhhh!”  It’s basically just a sharp exhale through his mouth, loud enough to hear but not loud enough to disrupt anything.

Mammon: Mammon’s natural sneeze is a very loud “hwaacho!” and he hates it.  So he tries to silence his sneezes, but then all you see is him rapidly puffing out air through his nose and he both looks and sounds like he’s coughing up a hairball.

Leviathan: Leviathan trained himself to sneeze like “hakushon,” there’s no way he didn’t.  But if he’s caught off guard, his natural sneeze comes out, and that’s basically “pfffbtbtbtbtbt!”  It’s kind of gross, honestly.

Satan: Satan sneezes pretty normally.  There’s a little “heh…!” buildup, and then he sneezes.  So it’s like “heh…...e….etchoo!”  There’s nothing really interesting about it.

Asmodeus: Asmodeus really doesn’t like to sneeze, so when he has to he tries to hold it back by going “hehhhhpepepepepepepep!!”  The sneeze itself is a very high-pitched “chyew!”

Beelzebub: When Beelzebub feels a sneeze coming along, he lets out a short “ah” and freezes for a moment.  Then, after a few moments of perfect stillness, he lets out a very short and very loud “pWUH!”  The real concern is whether he swallowed what was in his mouth, because he’s a mouth sneezer.

Belphegor: Belphie’s sneezes are explosive.  That one kid in your class who would sneeze so loudly everyone jumped?  That’s Belphie.  He wakes himself up with them and he hates it.

Simeon: Simeon sneezes like those really loud grandmothers.  You know, like “hhuaACHOOOO!!!”  He then excuses himself so politely and with such a charming smile that you kind of forget about the ungodly sound he just made.

Luke: Luke always says he has to sneeze and then doesn’t??  It annoys him to no end because he still has to sneeze but now that he said he does he can’t actually do it.  Aside from that it’s uninteresting, just a little “pfoo!”

Solomon: Solomon’s sneezes are also unimpressive, but he always, always says “fuck” under his breath afterwards.  It’s literally one of Simeon’s least favorite things about him.

Barbatos: Barbatos has never once sneezed in his life.  But if he did it’d sound like “chheeh?”  The question mark is part of the sneeze sound, not me asking a question.

Diavolo: Diavolo has kitten sneezes, and it really ruins the mood when a big imposing demon is declaring your eternal punishment but then he goes, “Ch°˚!  Ch°˚!  Ugh, sorry, j-just give me a--ch°˚!”

Masterlist

[megatraven]

Meg my dear wonderful amazing Meg, I love you so, so much and appreciate everything you do for others and how much you care. People can be real poopy heads sometimes and I'm sorry you have to deal with a lot of them ;o; I'll always be here to support you because you're great and have genuinely made me better as an Internet person jejejskwkejrkwkwf I love you a lot Meggo M W A H ♡♡♡♡♡♡

HMMMMMMM Ari i loove u smsmsmsm, you ‘re such a genuinely amazing and spectacular person and i appreciate you with all my heart and i’l lalways b her eto support you to, you’re the aabsolute best ;o;; PWUH

[corpses-moved]

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 400+! i love you all so much!!! im sorry if i forgot you please message me if i did!!!

HEADMATES! @envypair @glowdart

MY BESTEST FRIENDS! @clawmachine @rosecharmes @pokemonmitsuru @sevengods @mypenicillin @carminiite

FRIENDS! @dollar30 @cherriboys @deungolbreakr @softaspect @fennecsus @crispymints @viennablood @triace @llamatized @lowlandjazz @mvto @nyabois @waxcandle @itward @ricefucker @graveworker @kinomoto-sakura @preventivecare @nefastraven @giirlfriend @endiviies @candysvt @typemoon @vaportxt

MUTUALS! @0mc @12hearts @170pm @207k @3dsxs @4yung @5kids @9tiger @abnormalize @absolutemotherfucker @amaxophobic @angelicincarnate @angelsharks @angurakei @aniseta @antiformsora @antiromani @aocfs @aoizaizen @aschente @aspiringfire @asstonz @avezuk @awdrian @ayumishinosaki @banyaro @bayonnetta @bbygf @berryrosa @beszel @blackout2022 @bluemoon-s @bonefins @boojutsu @bosgodora @boyfriendz @boypara @bpmercy @bronii-chan @byakurenhiziri @cabintunguska @cannibalcore @castlevania @cheekbruise @chiyukiii @ciyuu-void @corpseductor @cr0wn @creepyziegler @cronchyroll @cryptomedium @ctq6 @cultfollowings @cupidmutual @cuss @cybercrushes @daitokujis @danknecrofear @demoning @devilmutual @dioree @diovalo @disfigurement @dissoziate @distort @dksbf @dogdownloader @doveswing @draculasbf @dw @eaamons @edguwu @ee-3 @elliecore @eyeqore @ezrq @fakersystem @falloutnewvegas @fireemblem13 @fooleds @fooliecoolie @fruitjams @gakushuu @gansoni @gayapologist @geehuhu @ghostknj @gileul @girlkisses @gnrlhx @gnu-52 @goblintoast @gotg @gothamfruit @gungf @gyaint @hauntedzone @healerclass @healingslimes @heals @hetphobic @hon-nes @hpgain @hxppyhalloween @hypercam @iloveyoujpg @inqlinations @irlbirds @izdib @jadinas @jellyfluid @jiangshi @jigens @jikooksgrl @jinta @joyd4 @jumpcard @kaencer @kaibaibo @katswki @kiidun @kirakiraru @kirbys @kitsunejpeg @kkssmutual @kmnari @knifetricks @kurage-clod @kuroshirone @kurotsuno @kuwurapika @kwneki @kyoukatooru @lalonde @larmekeis @leprose @lesbnep @lndex3 @loveboyfriend @lovecore @lovegain @lunarre @lustpair @ly2 @maetcha @magicatz @maji-angel @masohyst @mckbaby @mekalesbian @meredyy @miskatonicmedicalschool @misuya-kanata @mkultras @mlewl @mobliz @montyhill @moonlsbian @mryguertena @muore @mxcb @newchatroom @nintnendo @nnyas @nocturnalbf @nuyuri @odachuu @okboy @omegazone23 @ookoos @opeo @operator6os @opt @outlastrinity @outsidious @pantalonesleg @partyt4lk @pastryshop @peachberii @pesterchum @pinkestwings @pokemonz @poti0nseller @psychictype @pupfishangel @purrsenic @pwuh @pyromance @qaq @qq4 @raijinshuu @replicantz @richietozierfunkopop @risechi @rogueair @romancetype @rougekid @rpforum @rpgwizard @rubysector @salhara @sapphic-kirby @scawy @scpwikia @scrappyhater @scythewiki @senp0i @shaai @shuusei @sizurp @sl33pingpowder @sllux @snowedjin @soapgrunge @sonahara @spasticsociety @speedpaints @spitefuls @spookysbesial @spookysniper @spoopytweek @starcraftii @starsberry @suicidebaiter @suicidemousedotavi @supermodelslegs @suuchans @tamizhnadu @tarotology @tequiilaaa @tgre @tinsoldiers @titanides @tlurr @todomatsuu @total-drama-island @toziered @traineryellow @ttakumi @ttwiki @tysm @tytv @ubered @underta1e @usatei @ut @v-a-s-e @valleyliily @vampcores @vampirecult @vampygoth @vampyhre @vesperita @wanmi @weedtwizzlers @wiiiu @willoni @wizard101 @wolfewoods @wonwoomutual @woruos @wurdalac @yanagisawa @yonbi @yorhanines @yuetchi @yuissamidare @zombiecult @zombietots @zorasdomain

[theenguards-blog]

Personal Headcanons about the Boys

[As in, these are things I may or may not incorporate into play and liable to change as per canon as the show goes on, but they’re things that make my heart happy.]

About Stan

Stan is about mid-thirties to mid-forties. He’s probably about the Captain’s age, whether he’s a little younger or older. Joined the guard back in his late teens/early twenties.

His full name is Constantino del Gordos. (Referencing another character that Diedrich Bader played.)

He has had his sciatica problems most of his life. An injury as a child kind of messed up his tailbone, leaving a spot on his lower back very vulnerable.

Bisexual.

He is completely tone-deaf.

Startled easily.

About Pete

Pete is late twenties to early thirties, joined the guard in his early twenties.

Full name is Peter Puisín (it’s pwuh-sheen; don’t worry literally not a single person can get it right besides his mother).

Pete picked up Mr. Happypaws in an alley somewhere, probably after smoking out a bandit’s hide-out or raiding a thieves’ den. The drooling, toothless kitty with the weird mitten-paws who sounded like a pug stole his heart and he kept Mr. Happypaws in his arms for the rest of his shift until the Captain told him to just DO something with the cat but you can’t take it on patrol with you.

Gay, ace.

Borders on passive-aggressive sometimes but doesn’t realize what he’s doing.

Very much likes when there’s nothing to do. He’d rather have a slow day on watch in the castle than dealing with monsters or fighting or battle or what have you.

[dear-happypills]

me: i thought id be happy

or at least happier than i was.

its not like i dont know that happiness is fleeting -- maybe even illusory.

its like, youre at point A, and you want to get to point B; point B will make you happy. but then when you reach point B, you just push off your next set of happiness to point C, and so on.

i mean... i already knew this...

i... know this.

and yet. here i am... ...

happypills: jeeeeezzohweez. show a little gratitude. seems like just yesterday about you bitching about not getting what you have today.

me: wellllll, technically... i dont have it yet. it was just an offer; the pay wont hit until next pay period. sooo...

happypills: -_-... *sarcastically OH, so maybe your point C is two weeks from now... hopeyoudontdieinthenexttwowweeks.

me: BLEHH, thats what im sayyingggg. its just.

it teases with me. and then when im there.... i tell myself something else, or the next thing, will make things more happy.... you know? and... now. imjusttired. ....

so tired.

happypills: yea ... i. .. i was being sarcastic.

me: well, then fuxx you. thats NOT encouraging at all.

happypills: i think... my presence... here with you... just showsssss how... you, quite literally, have happiness... bottled up, all UP Heeyaaa. *points to feet and head just be thankful for the things you do have brrrrroooooh.

me: .... uugghhh NOooooh. i kept you to remind myself how ... .....asinine happiness is... how ridiculous.... you are. how... im just delusional... to think that i could ever be happy...

happypills: -_-;;; okay now youre just being hurtful. happiness is in my blood yo.....

me: lol.

happypills: NO, SERIOUSLY. whether if its because of my chemistry. or mayyybee. MAIBEH.....

even my destiny.

DOT. DOT. DOT.

i am, happiness.

always.

its my nattureeeeee.

me: yea................................................................................................... this is exactly the kind of delusions im talking about...

dot, dot, dot. WTF.... who the hell does that???

happypills: *SCOFFS PWUH, why,... how..... like... why???? would you even doubt me??? just because YOU arent happy, DOESNT MEAN I AM TOO.

VAIN MUCH????

you know what? thats actually a good point. maybe you arent happy because of how selfish you are. you subjectify happiness as a reflection of your desires, but maybe thats the issue.

me: well,,... .YEA. no shix i subjectify happiness around my desires.... like NO SHIX. how the fuxx would you define happiness mr happypills.

happypills: ah NNOOhhhhHH.

what i mean is that... you, people, humans. YOU set scales to happiness. measurements. metrics.

going from point A to B to C. scheming to increase your current level of what is 'happy'-- seeking to be happier, to your current disposition. trying to control the derivatives and its inflection points; working toward events that trigger happiness or staying away from those that cause distress. desiring what you dont have.

its all just... numbers.

and i dont mean just with money. its just any variable: with someone, something, some place, some time.. just some quantities - of chemistry and the physics of this world - formulating some… finite thing..

… that you are trying to fit into an infinite soul…. …..

BU T thats the thing. with numbers...

the whole notion of happiness falls apart. ... since .. happiness is subjective. you know???

like, what is a number, but something to be greater and always less at the same time.

so yea, it makes sense to think happiness doesnt exist in those terms.

but as happypills... on authority of all happiness ... ....

me: ... wait... wait.. i dont think... id bank the authority of happiness, especially all happiness, to happypil.......

happypills: AHEMMMMMM... as I WAS SAYING.

as happypills, i sayeth that happiness is not the point...

.... ....

..

me: well,......... then what is the point???...... ...... how do i .... how can i stop feeling so miserable?.........

happypills: ...........i ummmmm.... i already told you.

show a little pilling gratitude. and you will find joy eternal.

me: …OHH OkAY. just like that huhhh? i mean, don’t mind that joy eternal is beyond what i am… in every capacity. in every conceivable way…

happypills: yupp. but you can still be with it — in all its divinity. it’s been done..

done so that happiness can last… amid all the burdens and toils of this world. it will endure.

…

so sayeth happypills, MwuHaahaa

me: -_-.. idk. i dont think you get happiness.

- happypills