#qsmp clip

[fireflyaurora]

Phil finds his original storage (and is very confused)

Transcript:

"You weren't here." (talking about a bird)

[Digs down and falls into his normal storage room]

""Am I fcking high? [Laughs] What is happening?! What is happening??! Did it bug? Did a chunk just like dupe?"

[spottys-rathole]

Leo my beloved

[Video transcript : Edited clip of QSMP Leonarda running in circles around Antoine and BBH who are having a serious conversation. Their talk gets progressively more muffled in the background as a joyful Kirby soundtrack edited on top plays louder. End transcript]

[namecantbeblank]

PISSA NATION YOU'RE SO BACK!!

Transcript and Description:

Phil and Talluluh are in the art museum looking at and talking about a drawing of Roier and Cellbit.

Phil, laughing: We get it, you're happy. We get it! *Retches* We get it. It's fine, I'm not missing Missa, alright? It's fine. I don't want to talk about it.

Phil runs out of the museum, glancing at his chat amused.

Phil: Anyway.

Clip ends.

[celluzu]

Fit: Well, we had a good run, we had a good run, but Ramón has vanished off the face of the earth. They'll have his portrait on milk cartons, "Have you seen this child?" And people will be like... that's an egg.

[mishapen-dear]

mentally i am still here

[give-grian-rights]

When you take the bit so far that you're legally married and didn't even question it

[awilddaydreamer]

THEY'VE GOT THE 'TISM!!

(audio transcription under the cut)

Wilbur: [stammers] Papa has a special need for things to be done in a specific way.

Phil: [laughs] Alright, Chayanne I'm gonna give you a book-

Wilbur: [overlapping] I've heard it's hereditary you may also expe- [laughing] you may also do this.

[Phil laughs]

Phil: You may also have special interests.

[Wilbur and Phil laugh]

Phil: Alright, I'm gonna give you a book Tallulah you can uh, you can-

Wilbur: [overlapping] I'm sorry. [laughs]

Phil: [chuckles before continuing] You can uh scribble in there what you thought of the art museum.

Wilbur: I'm sorry my darling you may have special interests

[sag3-th3-mag3]

I’m not surprised at this point.

Charlie Slimecicle, infamous missclicker, strikes again

He definitely didn’t hold the button. Nope…

[hey-i-am-trying]

Bagi almost begging Tina to stay.

Bagi: Don't you want to stay with us? Women making me suffer again.

[painterfriend]

[ENG SUBS] Mike gives Pac a new beautiful haircut, and after that both convince Forever to get one aswell.

Credits: Clipzes QSMP and Luzu Clips on YTB

[fireflyaurora]

Phil finds a funny skeleton.

Transcript:

[Phil looking through different crafting recipes]]

"Oh. [Laughing] Look at him. Oh my god. [Zooms in] Oh my god, look at him. Me after chocolate cake, too much cake."

[namecantbeblank]

I'm sure this has made it's rounds, but I'm also posting it because I genuinely cannot remember a time I have seen Foolish this angry, especially with the moments following ("is this what revenge is all about?!? Do you see what YOU'RE doing?! You DARE swing your sword at my child?!" as he blocks Forever from Leo. Oh my god, he was furious ) Richarlyson trying to stop Forever. Oh my god. This is such a moment

(transcription under the cut)

Forever: Leave the castle now! Leave the castle right now! No!

Foolish (overlapping): I am not leaving! I'm not leaving! I'm not leaving, you can leave! You! No! That's not happening!

*brief pause*

Forever: I'm willing to do whatever I can to make Cellbit suffer, and I'm going to hit Leonarda. Leave the castle right now, Foolish.

Foolish: REALLY? Really?

Forever: Really.

Foolish: You take that back.

*Forever doesn't respond, hitting Leonarda*

Foolish: Oh, oh it's on- LEO! LEO! Wait, Forever - what the fuck is wrong with you?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Forever: Leave the castle NOW!

*video cuts off*

[omglescubes]

the french way to do lore. french élégance.

étoiles, teasing: antoine you suck the Feds dicks

antoine : i don't suck their dicks-

baghera: cucurocho sucking going on!

antoine : oh that yes x2

etoiles: he gobbles him

antoine: oh if ONLY i could gobble cucurucho

etoiles: really the term "to gobble" for real

baghera: gobble with gusto

antoine, singsonging: gobble a willy with gusto, and fuck here we go fuck

[mishapen-dear]

(end of bad’s Acceptance vod, about 1:48:30)

no but im never going to be normal again. LOOK at this. look. IMMEDIATELY before this he gave a whole miserable speech at the graveyard about how much he misses the kids and how he wants them to come home. He was grieving so hard it started to rain. He cried while he sang to them. It was the perfect end to 5 days of grieving- and then he does this.

and the rain isnt about grief anymore- the thunder isnt a peaceful background to a heartbreaking scene. It is rage. the whole context changes. The storm raged on while he grieved like he raged during the Everything Else that happened (“there are a lot of federation workers on today. I need to interrogate them about some things” he said while he was following forever ALONE to distract him. he knew forever was fucked up and about to put more marriage pressure on him and for anyone else that would have been Terrifying. how could you focus on anything but that? but. bad was thinking about tormenting more federation workers)

i just!!!! its so good. its SO good its so scary its so good. bad hasnt accepted the loss of his children but he has accepted how far he will go to get them back. (he will do anything)

[kissnpunch]

i support q!roier and q!tubbo rights but mostly their wrongs.

[awilddaydreamer]

Fuck, I'm actually crying. Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are all together (because Tommy came to Wilbur's place) telling Tallulah and Chayanne about the SBI MCC4 :(((

(long audio transcription under the cut)

Wilbur: Ok, let's tell the story!

Phil: Alright, they're just over here, they'll hop on the bed, and then when we're- when we're done we just leave and they place their beds down.

[Phil and Tommy chuckle in endearment]

Wilbur: Aww

Phil: It's cute right?

Wilbur: That is cute as hell Tommy, overlapping: Hi Tallulah!

Wilbur: M'kay. So, a long time ago, in the distant land of the year 2020

Phil: I'm gonna turn you up

Wilbur: [loud] THERE WAS A MINECRAFT TEAM

Phil: NEVERMIND! Ouh. [laughs]

Wilbur: It was built for the Minecraft Championship, which is th- the biggest.. thing that has ever happened. Speci- Phil: It's like the Olympics Wilbur: Mm. Specifically number four, all the others pale in comparison. Phil: Yep Wilbur: None were as good as number four. Phil: Yep

Wilbur: And um... basically there were these four people chosen, and they were: the great- the great elder. The wisest of the miners. [Phil wheeze-laughs] The longest survivor of all time, Philza Minecraft. Phil, whispering: That's me! Wilbur: There was... the PVP legend. A master of his domain. a destroyer of men, women, and their now orphaned children. Phil: PFFT Wilbur: He was very very good at it. His name, was Technoblade. [Phil chuckles]

Wilbur: There was also the scrappy young upstart, the- the y'know the prodigy s- the prodigal son who was going to take on the crown and soon take on after his- his predecessors. Tommyinnit. And there was Wilbur. [pause]... and together, they-

[Wilbur and Phil laugh]

Wilbur: Together they formed MCC4 Purple Pandas. Phil: Yeee Wilbur: Now, they were the dead-set favorites to win, and there was gonna be a crazy upset.

[Wilbur chuckles and Phil laughs]

Wilbur: Everyone- everyone thought Purple Pandas was gonna win, and would you believe it... [pause as they both chuckle under their breath] after a long-fought battle... they won. They won, despite Wilbur d- building something wrong in Sky Battle and falling to his death in the void. Um, and- Phil: So- some would say that was an advanced tactic called Ghosting so he could find out information about the other teams and help us. Wilbur: Mhm. We'll never know. We'll never know

[Phil laughs]

Wilbur: What happened in Rocket Spleef?

Phil: Rocket Spleef, it was Tommy saying- Wilbur: Oh, uh, To- Tommy committed woman murder. Phil: Yep.

Tommy: But Tallulah trust me it- it went hard

[Wilbur and Phil chuckle]

Phil: Tallulah, it was poggers and not permanent, so don't worry. [laughs]

Wilbur: He was feeling good afterwards you could say Phil: He was feeling good

Tommy: Tell them about the dynamic duo- Phil, overlapping: Tallulah has words Tommy: -that was me and Techno.

Wilbur: Oh in- in- in Battle Box Tommy: [unintelligable] -To Get To The Other Side

Wilbur: [reading Tallulah's sign] Tallulah doesn't support that Mr Tommy.

Tommy: Honestly Tallulah it was a dark time for- [Wilbur laughs] Tommy: And I don't- I don't say that kind of thing anymore. You're all safe in my- in my presence. [Wilbur and Phil laugh]

Wilbur: And, yes, there was the dynamic duo in Battle Box and Tommy and Techno, who scored crazy good points- and Techno won Ace Race! Techno kinda was the reason we won that MCC we did fuck all, it was mostly Techno [laughs]. Phil: Pretty much. We got- [stammering] we got carried pretty hard. [chuckles]

Wilbur: But then we won. We won, and it's one I look back very fondly on, there was- there was at- there was at one point a time when I- I- I couldn't bring myself to watch MCC4 because I just got so annoyed at Tommy over and over during the vod. [Phil laughs] Wilbur: But since- since watching it again recently it's actually pretty based, and it's a pretty good vod.

Phil: It's really funny, there was o- there was one moment, Chayanne, where Tommy was like "Yeah I've got this block," and I was like "place it," and he was like "I don't have the block, Phil," and then I just proceeded to berate him and argue with him for like about three minutes until the next round started Tommy: It was a real learning curve in our father-son relationship. Wilbur: Mhm. [Phil wheeze-laughs]

Wilbur: Anyway, get some rest you two. And- and Tallulah when you wake up there will be a brand new home for you, a completely safe new house!

[Tallulah begins playing her flute as Phil begins talking] Phil: It's gonna look- it's gonna look so good. Aww thank you for the song Tallulah. Tommy: Awhahawww! Whaat?! Wilbur: She's just like- just like her old man. Tommy: You're incredible, Tallulah!

[Wilbur and Phil laugh]