#quackity gameshow

[hydriadd]

“Imagine you are in bed with Phil.”

Missa right after:

[pixiecaps]

Quackity: Objects you wouldn’t want to be holding while driving.

(Jaiden immediately buzzes in)

Jaiden: I’m fluent in Spanish, Quackity. Cars- I mean-

(Cast loses their minds laughing)

Missa: SHE ALREADY SAID IT!

(Incorrect buzzer)

Jaiden: I MEANT CELL PHONE!

[royalarchivist]

Tina: But he's an alien! 😯

Quackity: Plea– [Dramatic stunned silence] What did– what did you say to him? What? What did you say, Tina?

Tina: O-oh wait, I realize–

Quackity: In this climate? In this political climate??? You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒

Tina: NO! [High-pitched] Nononono! I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin! It was–

Quackity: Oh? Oh, it was the skin, Tina? It was the skin? Alright. Ok.

Tina: [Screams] NO!!!!!!!!!!! 😫

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Tina: But he's an alien! 😯

Quackity: Plea– [Dramatic stunned silence] What did– what did you say to him? What? What did you say, Tina? 🤨

Foolish: [Cracking up]

Tina: O-oh wait, I realize–

Quackity: In this climate? In this political climate??? 🤨 You're just gonna throw that around?

Tina: NO! [High-pitched] Nononono!

Quackity: [Overlapping with Tina] You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒

Mariana: What did she say, what did she say?

Quackity: That you're an alien, man! She said you're an alien. In this- in this political climate. No, I can't believe this...

Tina: I didn't mean it like that!

Mariana: Just because they don't speak English?

Tina: I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin! 😫 It was–

Foolish: Tina doesn't represent us! Tina doesn't represent us.

Quackity: Oh? Oh, it was the skin, Tina? It was the skin? Alright. Ok.

Tina: [Screams] NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariana: How crazy.

[Vine boom]

[miscellaneoussmp]

"Dumbest ways to die in minecraft."

Slimecicle: BABY ZOMBIE!!!!

Philza, muffled in the background: Oh, come on!!

[todareistodo]

phil: "this is fucked up"

[cassberry]

he's so fucking funny

[takethebodymarc]

slime's presentation for quackity's gameshow btw

[kadens-a-bee]

PHIL LOOKING AT THE CAMERA AND SHAKING HIS HEAD WHEN QUACKITY SAID THEY WERE CHOSEN FOR THEIR SMARTS

[qrcane]

Shoutout to Jaiden and Missa for being the absolute MVPs of this game show

[hydriadd]

Phil saying: “Get me out of this chair, get me out of this goddamn chair I need to hug Missa” and then his character running to Missa’s when they are free and them apologizing and crying at each other ohhh i’m sick they can never be placed on the same team

[pixiecaps]

(philza introduction starts)

missa immediately: MY MAN. WHAT A HANDSOME MAN. I LOVE YOU

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a response, and the poi–

[He accidentally breaks the button]

Quackity: Oh my god. [Laughs]

Mariana: Thank you so much! That's all! See you in the next show! 👋

[isa-ghost]

I'm fucking cackling

[abyssboo]

Why was Luzu writing philza x quackity fanfic while Missa was in the room

[cassberry]

[dnalt-d2]

Quackity: DUMBEST WAY TO DIE IN MINECRAFT

Me: Fly!!

Slime: BABY ZOMBIE

Philza: FUCK OFFFFF