#quark.txt

[quarktrinity]

thank you toby fox for using the existential horror of being a videogame character as a metaphor for being autistic in public school

[quarktrinity]

hm... kinda curious about somethin.

personally (i am a trans woman) im very comfortable playing men, and i actually find that it makes me more confident in my identity as a woman, since theres a separation between me and the character that makes me more aware that their gender isnt the same as mine. im really interested to hear what others have to say abt this though, so reblog and let me know in the tags!!

[ninethousandbees]

About to watch Miss Sherlock Ep 8 and I’m not ready tbh

[quarktrinity]

obviously this too shall pass but holy fuck dude

[quarktrinity]

omg :0 <3 ty my love

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[quarktrinity]

you guys know ai art is still bad even if its making something you think is funny right

[quarktrinity]

do you ever think about how super mario galaxy was implied to exist in a time loop where the universe is saved from the king of evil but the effort was in vain because immediately after the dust settles the entire universe implodes in a black hole and then recreates itself where everything is condensed into a single planet and the day is saved and the hero is with his special one but then after the credits some Unexplained Transition happens where the universe reverts to how it was before all of this and no one remembers that it happened except for a single woman whos been living in space with her star children but she seems kinda at peace with it because after flying away from her home planet and her mother and everything she ever knew she has no room left in her heart for more grief, she can only become numb to the passage of time and find it in herself to love her star children and give them a home before they enact the universe regurgitating itself again and everything just keeps coming and going and coming and going and sometimes its a man in red who believes he can save the universe from evil (it doesnt matter) or sometimes its a man in green (it doesnt matter) but either way the king of evil is always at the center of the universe with the mans special one and she can send the man there to save his special one but it doesnt matter it doesnt matter it doesnt matter it will always end the same way and nothing really changes and it doesnt matter, but that doesnt mean she cant love the people who come and go, the stars that are born and shine and die, love is the only thing she can feel, love for the man, love for her star children, love for the mans special one, even love for the king of evil (without him she would never have met her new friend, the man shes met infinite times), love is all there is, love and stars and space and time and the man sometimes seems so scared behind his determined expression because he doesnt know, he doesnt know, hes already done everything he can, and even if it will happen again tomorrow, it still matters so much to him, so it matters to her, he matters to her, he can feel everything she cant, she loves him for that, just as she loves everyone in the universe that will soon die. except for her. never her

and then nintendo just kinda forgot they did that and put rosalina in mario kart

[quarktrinity]

the mcr fandom is like a bunch of people watching one of those wilderness cameras and every once in a while theyll all go insane because a wolf walked in frame (the wolves have been inactive for years) and everyones reminiscing about when the pack of wolves would routinely howl and sniff the camera

[quarktrinity]

i really hate to break it to you guys but women and/or people of color being mean to white men is not the reason they join the alt-right, and even if it is, the response to someone having gone down the alt-right pipeline is not being super nice to them. like i hate being discoursey on main nowadays but that stupid post going around is one of the dumbest things ive ever seen

[quarktrinity]

[quarktrinity]

this is an actual email my sisters boyfriend sent yesterday.

[quarktrinity]

Truth or dare

dare

[quarktrinity]

its really important to me that you guys know that this is what the stanford mascot looks like

hes just called "the tree"

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 26

were at actual literal earth this time in 1968. id ask how they time traveled but as established theres like 6 different ways they couldve done that

"space turbulence? in 1968?? impossible!!"

A White Man Has Beamed Aboard

OMG HE HAS A CAT

sorry ominous background music i cant be scared of this dude when hes carrying a little kitty cat like a baby

fellow time traveler? fellow space traveler at least

"this is the most critical period of earths history" oh get over yourselves 1960s writers

COMBAT CAT

i cant be mad about the red shirts getting attacked by the cat sorry

spock holding the cat...

kirk staring at the back of the TV while skype-ing the crew

we are once again talking about the cold war

so this dude is like doctor who but james bond

The Cat Has Escaped

Space James Bond Has Escaped (With His Cat)

stop motion bank vault

space james bond forgot his password

space james bond is also concerned about the cold war

kirk and spock undercover in the most conspicuous trench coats ive ever seen

space james bond blows his cover to a funny blonde lady and now theyre best friends

Space James Bond Has Escaped (With His Cat) (Again)

get beamed idiots

...how did they get footage of an actual rocket

bros taking an elevator up a nuke

i love all the stupid little hats spock wears when hes undercover

theyre trying to pretend this rocket footage is from a weather satellite but the different shots are all from starkly different angles

funny blonde lady is snoopin

space james bond it is very dangerous to climb on a rocket. think of your cat

space james bond your cat is upset

does no one see the man messing with the rocket guts in broad daylight

ok scotty does

hes been unbeamed

kirk and spock have done jackshit this entire episode

The Nuke Has Been Launched

space james bond is hacking into the nuke and its still not clear how evil he is. my moneys on not evil. because i like his cat

space james bond people wouldnt be suspicious of you if you just explained what the hell you were doing

why did they even launch the nuke if they didnt want it to hit anyone

funny blonde lady is star treks target demographic

"without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. you must rely on your human intuition" make out

is a nuke detonating 100 miles above the surface of the planet not also kinda bad

so whats the deal with the cat

um

the cat is a shapeshifter again

how did this happen twice

someone on the writing team has a kink for ladies who shapeshift into black cats

so was this a tie-in to another show or something

alright bye

[quarktrinity]

spacey and i are in a deeply committed relationship with the bit

stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 24:

federation drama

were gonna see if a computer can do war. surely this wont be about the cold war

kirk, who is a thematic vehicle about the cold war being bad, does not like computers

mccoy, who is an old man, does not like computers

spock, who is spock, does like computers

computer guy wearing a very tight onesie

spock fangirling about computer guy

the computer is eating the ships power

they got chatgpt running the enterprise now

kirk and mccoy referred to as non-essential personnel

surprise homoeroticism from spock talking about how computers are servants and he likes kirk more

the computer is dissing kirk

more homoeroticism this time from mccoy

The Computer Has Taken Over

The Computer Has Obliterated A Ship

The Computer Is Fired

The Computer Has Zapped Kirk

The Singularity

oh my god the red shirt just got vaporized by the computer wtf

I Cant Let You Do That, Jim

"please do me a favor, spock, and dont say its fascinating" "no. but it is... interesting." mccoy and spock are so divorced they were never married to begin with

computer guy compares the computer to a child. have you considered that a child should not be allowed to murder or operate a ship

"keeping my murder computer on is imperative to the survival of the human race actually"

this is like if frankenstein was a good father and the monster was a murderer anyway

this machine is real goddamn stubborn

im actually not sure if this is about the cold war? it might just be about robots

more wargames. the computer is blastin

wow it straight up killed like a hundred people

the computer says its actually fine that i killed all those people

computer guy is insane

your nerd ramblings are no match for my neck grab knockout

kirks kirktalks are so kirktalky he can kirktalk a computer

I Cant Let Me Do That Jim

alright computers dead were fine now

mcspirk bickering