#queue'em danno

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Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?! Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.

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Well, you know I love my team. It's just sometimes I want to get in a car and run them all over.

Danny Williams, probably.

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Steve: How are you awalys so right? Danny: It's easy when you're always wrong.

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Sir, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

Steve McGarrett to the Governor

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Steve: I don't want to wear the tie. It hurts my Steve's apple. Danny: For the last time, it is NOT named after every individual man.

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Danny: My food's too hot I can't eat it.

Steve: You're too hot but I still eat you.

Lou, slamming his hands on the table: I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NORMAL DINNER FOR ONCE!

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Steve: So I have this rock.

Steve: Danny gave it to me.

Danny: I threw it at you.

Steve: I think he's in love with me.

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Danny: You know, not every problem can be solved with a grenade.

Steve: That's why I keep two grenades in the car.

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Danny: Steven, please. No one knows we're dating.

Kono, walking by: Oh yes we do.

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Steve: I'm the hero that this island deserves.

Danny: You're the hero that's a pain in my ass. Get off the roof and come down for dinner.

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Danny: Would you please not Steve this into a worse situation than it already is?

Steve: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Danny: Steve, it's too dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Steve: You're just holding out your empty hand.

Danny: Exactly.

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Chin: I don't think Danny's pleased with you.

Steve: Why do you say that?

Chin, reading the sticky note on Steve's desk: "Dear Steve, I hope this message finds you before I do".

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Steve: I have an idea.

Danny: No murder.

Steve: I no longer have an idea.

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Steve: So, I'm in love with Danny.

Chin: Our Danny?

Steve: Yes. Thoughts?

Chin: And prayers.

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Grover: Does Steve ever sleep?

Danny: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down.