#incorrect hawaii five-0

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: I hate being touched. Danny: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in a fight. Kono: You are literally on Steve'S lap right now. Danny: This means nothing.

[teruel-a-witch]

5x17 'Are they cops or are they married?' - 'Yes.'

[acealpaca]

Danny: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Steve: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

[kinda-ok]

[alea-gifs]

[crowleying]

Danny: Yesterday, I overheard Grace saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Steve replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Tighnari: You should go to the hospital and get that looked properly.

Scara: I'm fine.

Tighnari: You're fine? That's good. I'm gonna put that on your tombstone. "He said he was fine. He was wrong."

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tyler and Kate go to get lunch at a diner while the others are fueling up and eating at the trucks) Tyler(on the phone):...Hey, any sign of storm clouds out there? Boone(who's got Tyler on speaker phone): Nope. How's the date going, buddy? Tyler(rolls his eyes): Lilly? Lilly(grinning, on Boone's phone): Oh, you didn't answer Boone's question...! Tyler: I will take that as no sign of storm clouds...

[brinleyparke]

Steve: I’m in love with you.

Kono: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Steve: I know.

Kono: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[oceanview15]

Katara when Zuko first joined the Gaang

Katara: You’re a sick person, you know that?

Zuko: In the best possible way though, right?

Katara: No, not in the best possible way! In a very terrible way!

[sepiawizarddetective]

Danny: Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Steve: I'm in love with you. Danny: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Steve: I know. Danny: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[teruel-a-witch]

Back when Danny wasn't used to Steve's shirt allergy, but that didn't mean he didn't appreciate the view, it was just distracting .

[acealpaca]

Steve: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your life?

Danny: It actually does.

[almostharlanquotes]

Boyd: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Raylan: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.

[alea-gifs]