#r: jasprose

[mossdogs]

cat hacks

[maretriarch]

it was cool as fuck when bitches did this

[arqdyke]

okay also i hope this was okay but one thing that really interests me is stats so i've been kind of keeping. a sort of spreadsheet ? i started working on it more intensely after you said you'd be using the blog less after the end of october but i just thought it was really interesting to look at the stats. i determined whether someone qualified for a category based on your tags for it (though i did use discretion for that also depending). obviously it won't be Completely Complete until the queue runs out (though i did include some of the asks that r currently queued) but i thought perhaps you would like to see it. it's kind of fun! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JLSmprVbKe2fHsHsp9gfiGo-Dlta7-RS4J09YE7KJRk/edit?usp=sharing (hopefully the link works LMFAO)

i thought of it as a sort of organic fandom survey/indication of interest? does this make sense? anyways. fun facts: june was the most common transfem headcanon, nepeta was the most common transmasc headcanon AND the most common transneu headcanon (though dove/dave was a close second) and jade was the most common transxenic headcanon! jasprose and arquiusprite tied for most common transfemmasc headcanon. i thought that was really interesting and fun!

(ALSO LMK IF THIS IS LIKE. A WEIRD THING OR SOMETHING i just thought it might be fun but like if this is something that is like a Bit Weird to you i will delete it lol)

:OOOOOOO no actually this is so cool!!! i had a spreadsheet i was working on ages ago that like was a comprehensive organized list of all my posts with links but i kind of gave up on that. this is so so cool though.... im not really surprised by any of the 'top' headcanons tbh those all check out. thanks for sharing :D!!!

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

Jasprose glomps Jane like the big furry she is

hope the janesprose fans r havin a good day rn

[gmanwhore]

What is with all the double sprites being cars anyway? (Tavcat, Jasprose and Davepeta)

Cats r epic

[lorcanaloser]

jasprose & arquius r awesome. sorry that u have bad taste :(

I'm of the opinion that if any part of homestuck could be cut for the sake of brevity and giving other characters room to breathe its the sprites.

[flare-dragon]

It's always kinda weird to look at a character you once held zero interest in and just go "They...really are so relatable".

Anyway, this is a Jake appreciation blog, so feel free to leave adorations at the door and love letters in the mailbox.

[cryptar]

rose roxi n jasprose all having tea... They r talking about thier girlfriends....

[calware]

What r ur thoughts on hs2 bonus content?

i have some mixed feelings tbh. in general, i like the art. catnapped is cool, although it’s a little weird how jasprose flirts with jane while she cries over missing her friends, but ok. a treatise on representational democracy just seemed like a very on-the-nose political allegory that was just kinda crammed in there, but the way the panels were drawn is cool. diamonds, dames, and dads lowkey seems just like yaoi bait but it’s semi-interesting until the last update. my favorite one is the influencers. i like the kids a lot; they have a pretty interesting dynamic going on! my favorite bonus chapter is part 3 of their story. it’s written well and the art is amazing

[evilroselalonde]

God I’m sorry about this... it’s super shitty what the writers have been doing. Sometimes I find when postcanon gets to be a lot, it’s good to remember the actual comic... What were some of your favorite scenes from canon? :)

u r so sweet oh m gee..... okay in no order

rosemary date

penis ouija

EVERY LILY PAD CONVO

EVERY CONVO IN THAT ONE SECTION THAT WAS LIKE STRIDERS -> JASPROSE -> LILYPAD -> ROXY

KANAYA KICKING ASS AT THE 5X SHOWDOWN

AFTER TRICKSTER CONVOS

dirk ar convo (makes me sad but hhh love him)

[rogueofrageedits]

Roxy for the ask thingy?

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual

Gender Headcanon: nonbinary trans girl

A ship I have with said character: Roxygen is rlly cute but my heart belongs to JaneRoxy and has the whole time

A BROTP I have with said character: Roxy Nepeta and Jasprose r in a cat gang together

A NOTP I have with said character: Dirk. they r friends.

A random headcanon: Rogue Godtier Hood but its one of those hoods that have cat ears. thats what hers looks like

General Opinion over said character: very good

[hsblitzed]

day 77? i’m reading homestuck at 7am when i haven’t slept yet? is this just how my life is now?

the reason why you gotta take a bitch swimming on the first date-

they’re literally the evil kermit pic

oof, dont you just hate being vaporized by the mother of all monsters? #relatable

...ouch,

oh but suddenly, a friend arrives !!!

and with a very special present !!!!!!!

i LOVE them holding HANDS

kanaya, no, it’s not the time right now for vampire shenanigans

me: *furiously writes down notes on their analysis of their own aspects to use on my ocs later*

it’s rare to see karkat so open like this, but. man. i love him.

oh yeah i’ll protect you sure *immediately knocks him the fuck out*

but then she gives him headpats so everything’s forgiven (:

rose is S U F F E R I N G

so wait jasprosesprite is actually... the first Ultimate self?? fascinating

sorry WHAT

and suddenly, they have legs?? yeah, sure, why not

aw jasprose loves her (:(:

i’ve mentioned it on another account, and maybe this one before, but when either of them are drawn as just a plain white silhouette with the big ol glasses, it always makes me lose my shit. i love them so MUCH/

jake is just, unimpressed

and there she goes, into the void... 100% going to go bring back nepeta.

ok so i know i’ve mentioned something being my “favorite part in the whole comic” like a million times by now but, these two talking, here on this rooftop, is legitimately my favorite. i’ve reread their convos so many times by now, it just. agh i loVE THEM

even if, they uhh, arent really “saying” much yet

you nerd just talk to him already, it’s so AWKWARD HERE,,,

look at roxy showing off her best friend (:

now these two get it

wow you just, instantly jinxed yourself. good job, (vriska).

oh what i wouldnt give for another wacky johnsprite 

by god she does say a Lot of Things

(:

he’s, uh... he’s going through some stuff. yknow how it is

[arqdyke]

whatre your opinions on all the jake ships. ALL OF THEM.

hi gaz :3 under the cut bc its literally fivemillion miles long.

rosejake - ??/10 theres something there. i can see it in my minds eye. its not romantic probably(??) but i feel like they would be so insane unhinged abt each other in a really hard to describe way. this is largely bc i like smashing my faves together and having them be weird abt each other.

davejake - 8/10 hehe. i like them :3 theyre very funny & silly. i feel like neither of them have ever introspected in their entire lives w/out repressing it immediately afterwards & together they get Worse. this eventually culminates in them both having Realizations and transitioning. i think they can holding hands on purpose.

jakeroxy - 8/10 theyre so unlabeled confusing but DEEPLY intimate relationship to me. they are baring their souls to each other in a hobby lobby parking lot ^-^ theyre very important to me

dirkjake - ??/10 clutches head oh theyre oddly compelling to me actually. i think they work best as weird ex's who have sort of something going on but they dont really work in a 'proper' relationship so its awkward & confusing for everyone around them. my feelings r mixed overall though.

jakehal - 10/10 imagine the worst pitch dynamic you possibly can. now make it worse. i have several vague aus in my mind palace about them being terrible & codependent. but in actuality i think their dynamic is very interesting from a character analysis standpoint & thats a very easy way to make me ship a set of characters. also i think its funny. and jake deserves a robotboyfriend.

jakedavesprite - 5/10 ive actually thought abt this one before surprisingly but there wasnt really a lot going on with them. definitely potential though!!!

jakejasprose - 9/10 futch dyke 4 bisexual aroace and its up to you whos which. i think theyre the weirdest palerom dynamic on the earth but genuinely they are so bffs to me. bffs that kiss a little (a lot) thats jasproses emotional support [vile slur omitted]! & jakes emotional support kittycatgirl :3

davepetajake(??) - 8/10 gripping the sides of my chair. yeah im normal about these characters who i dont think have any speaking line 1on1 interactions. so normal. why do u ask? anyways yeah i think theyre kind of supersilly awesome & fun. and also *gestures vaguely * the psychological trauma is vast and fascinating 2 my fucked up mind.

jakerisolsprite - 10/10 ok now hear me out. this was one of my first ever jakeships actually i just think the "jake/a guy who hates his guts" dynamic is supremely underrated & funny as fuck. they r like weird & messed up usually pitch vacillation nightmare girlfriends. genuinely very attached to them in a personal way.

jakearquius - ??/10 well. looks down at myself. looks back up. theyre funny? surprisingly i dont actually think abt them often.

arajake - 10/10 imagine a world so full of joy and peace. ok but fr their characters are like. intertwined in my mind. their relationship is like almost romantic...? theyre aro4aro. but very much in an 'official' relationship as well. if they knew or cared what it was they would be in a qpr but they dont. i think spending time w aradia would help jake figure out more abt himself & i think aradia would just really like spending time with him. they are marveling at each others minds.

jaketav - 3/10 unfortunately i go out of my way to not think too hard abt tavros so im gonna have to leave this one alone. in a hypothetical world they could be bffs forever!

jakesol - 10/10 deep breath. ok so actually im very very attached to the idea of pale jakesol. it shows up in my casual idle daydreams & in every au i think abt too hard. i think they can taking a nap together. i want them to sillyargue about random bullshit & infodump at each other about things the other could not give less of a shit about. clingy sleepynaptime girlfriends. neither of them has showered in weeks. also theyre so totally each others type. like look at canon for a moment and consider it.

jakekat - 7/10 idk. i think theyre sillies. they bond over cinema in the arguing way. i think jake would like to mess with him until it becomes clear that karkat doesnt actually hate everything and is just kind of Like That. i can see them being good friends and... maybe?? boygirlfriends.

jakenep - 8/10 i think she can hunting him for sport. like for actual sport they go play high stakes tag in forests for several months and come out soulbonded. also jake needs more sillycatgirls in his life & nepeta needs more chill/fun ppl to hang out with. shes being sillySTIFLED.

jakekan - 5/10 honestly i can not say ive ever though about- wait no no i thought about it once like forever ago. honestly they could be pretty good green autism besties!! idk abt romance but thats mostly bc ive just never considered it.

jakerezi - ??/10 this one is absurdly funny to me. i dont think it would ever happen but if it did it would be really really funny.

jakevris - 7/10 actually ive read several fics abt this before! it kind of appeals to me in a weird way but i prefer them as weird frenemies.

jakequius - 8/10 lays down. look. ok. so. well. i just think theres potential ok? i cant explain it. im running out of steam for this if you cant tell.

gamjake - 0/10 no thanks ?

erijake - 5/10 i dont think ive seriously thought about it but theres definitely some potential there.

thats all im doing. god bless u all.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < daaamn... Yippie yo, you can't see my flow... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dizzle! X33 DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < R-to-tha-izzose DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im a fuckizzle triznoll now! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n piznart beautiful biznird DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n also... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < a human boi? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hahaha i dont even DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shiznit DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < roze mah claws DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < L-to-tha-izzook at theze fuckin clizzle! They call me tha black folks president.!!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *S-N-I-to-tha-izzikt snikt snikt snikt sniznikt* omg DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < roze LOOK!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I sizzay yo' clizzle, Dizzy. JASPROSESPRITE^2: They're neat like old skool shit.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hahahahaha! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < holy S-H-to-tha-izzit i be a god damn DEBACLE of a th'n arent i DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < be kind of BOOTYLICIOUS? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i sort of LIZZOVE DIS fo my bling bling?????????? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < BDD

JASPROSESPRITE^2: That wonderful, Dave n Nepeta. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm vizzle stoked fo` yizzou bizzay fo gettin yo pimp on. JASPROSESPRITE^2: *Sigh.*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whats wrizzay roze?? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze i mizzean

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nuttin fo' sheezy.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *sidles up ta jasproze 'n a coy n hella fizzle manna sound'n tickled as fuck T-H-R-to-tha-izzu mah shawty 3-shaped snizzout deal* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *arches back huge up n hatin' all like bump'n into roze with mah tiznall curved back n shiznit, like cats do im prizzle sizzure?* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *fuck yeah thizzay do! Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. omg they do tha tizzy bizzy thizzay all tha time whiznen theyre stoked n im dippin' thizzat rizzy nizzow h33h33*

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave... JASPROSESPRITE^2: What d-ya think you're frontin'?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta kindly n radly infizzles jasproze he be do'n a bizzle of roleplay'n n no, nizzot even ironically* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *i mean... shizne* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shit DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hrmmm B??

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What, ya feel me?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo um DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im confuze' 'bout mah pusha suddenly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what be i now?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I dizzle K-N-to-tha-izzow, Dave.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < wizzay W-H-to-tha-izzat be yizzle? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i M-to-tha-izzean DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what d-ya f33l L-to-tha-izzike niznow a boi or a girl DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo' cat was a boi rizzight?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yizzes, he was a boi.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so whizzle does that make you niznow???

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I D-to-tha-izzon't know. I hadn't thought much 'bout it. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I think I be probably still a gizzy? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Cats dizzy have particularly deep feel'n abizzle genda, or F-to-tha-izzorm strong identities around tha idea.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ok T-H-to-tha-izzats coo' DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but both diznave and nepeta did hiznave strong identities as a boi n girl and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so i dunno where that lizzles me

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Does it even matta?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i have no idea mah nizzle!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i jizzust startizzle bein davepeta like THR33 SECONDS AGO DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im not sure what matta ta me yizzy DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i thizzle i do like bein me though to increase tha peace! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its a really weird f33l'n DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean not weird just like jarr'n 'n contrast wit how both me spizzay so L-to-tha-izzong f33lizzing L-to-tha-izzike

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I think I know what you mean thats off tha hook yo.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yizzle do ya feelin' me?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes I was reallizzle hav'n tha tizzle of mah lizzles drug deala I became Jasproze. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, fo` a while there, at least.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < fiznur a while fo' sheezy? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whiznats wrong niznow

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh, nuttin.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < come oooon DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tell me! B33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It hizzy to put into meows what I be crack-a-lackin` suddenly with my forty-fo' mag. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I thizzink it might be... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Lonelinizzles?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < lonelioness DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whizzle? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im here ta k33p you company DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and buggin' hatta dude be stizzill ova there... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < uh DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < do'n... whateva tha fuck it be hes do'n? Drop it like its hot. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you still have lizzle of niggaz ridin' in mah double R!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I know. JASPROSESPRITE^2: But since your... transformatizzle fo' sheezy... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Sizzome feel'n I thought I had put behind me at tha moment of MAH transformation quickly returned. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thizzle were dug up frizzle they shallow gravizzles n L-to-tha-izzeft on mah doorstep by... Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. yiznou know wizzy? JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm not evizzle 'n tha M-to-tha-izzood ta finish that incredibly apt analogizzle. You wizzill have ta cizzle tha dizzle yoself.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whizzle ridin' returnizzle?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: As a ciznat I neva hizzle any otha gizzirl cats around ta be friendly wit wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. JASPROSESPRITE^2: That was a very S-to-tha-izzimple emizzle wit which I C-to-tha-izzould probizzle cope, if it wizzle all thizzat wizzy 'n P-L-to-tha-izzay. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Tha Roze half be more complicated. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I have memories frizzom a liznot of Rozes. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be dis tizzy fo` yiznou as well? I mean, memories from many Daves n Nepetas?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < Y-to-tha-izzeah...... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it uh DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < sizzay be a clusterfuck of sad dead daves and sad dizzy nepetas 'n mah heezee DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it f33ls alrizzle tho DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like im a lot more detached from thoze experiences thizzle i eva felt before? Keep'n it gangsta dogg. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but also DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < there be a dizzle f33l'n of ho-slappin' one dave n nepeta stand out from tha crowd of memorizzles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tha versions of davesprite and nepeta i existizzle as rizzight up until we biznoth shook H-to-tha-izzands DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < thizzey stizzle kinda f33l like tha "main" ones ya know?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, exactly. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Tha Roze I was prior ta dis had just lizzle gang bangin' befizzle she was iced. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Her niggaz n also ha matesprit. JASPROSESPRITE^2: When I came back as a sprite, nizzy as Jasproze yet mizzle you, I was relizzle ta see everybodizzle again... JASPROSESPRITE^2: But it was also a melancholy return. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I knizzle that she C-to-tha-izzouldn't be wit me anymore, coz I wizzas no longa Rizzy Roze. Death row 187 4 life. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Bizzle whizzle I becizzle Jasproze, everyth'n change' again. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I was a whole new bein fo my bling bling! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Befizzle me stretched a horizon fiznull of small distant n slightly gang bangin' curiosities ta investigate, coz you playa know whizzle sum-m sum-m like that might turn out to be a mouze. JASPROSESPRITE^2: There were so many, many new pawsibilkitties.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dude i mizzy say i be so stokizzle fo` thizzle cat th'n youre sayin bitch ass nigga!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: S-H-to-tha-izzoosh, Dave where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. N yes I concur 'bout tha cat th'n. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, one of tha nizzay th'n thizzat opened up ta me was... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Tha idizzle that I didn't hizzay ta be alizzle anymizzle. JASPROSESPRITE^2: That I wiznas reborn, more thrizzle ta be alive than I cizzan pimp pimp bein 'n any incarnation. JASPROSESPRITE^2: N that T-H-to-tha-izzere wizzle someone perfect wait'n fo` me ta crack-a-lackin` ha back. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anotha estrange' soul like me. JASPROSESPRITE^2: And now... JASPROSESPRITE^2: I guess it all ruined.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whizzle ruinizzle

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Neva mizzle, Dave.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < come on tell me!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Fizzle it. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < roze... You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dammizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you cant possibly jizzle lizzeave tha story there DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < pawsibly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < fuck DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < stizzill gettin tha hizzay of pimpin' mah skanky as hizzy urge ta do cat puns litterally cracka it could concizzle occur ta me DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < litterally lmao thats a G-to-tha-izzood one DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasproze DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasp DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jaspycat DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shizzle thiznats a biznad nickname sorry DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jasprose DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < JASPROSESPRITE SQUARED! You gotta check dis shit out yo. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yiznou were talkizzle abizzle nepizzle werent you DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mizzle me DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < or pizzay of me B33 DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tell me so i can get mah pimp on! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tizzay me tell me tell me tell me tell me tizzle me...

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[hivestuck-kins]

hi!! could I get an outfit for Jasprose? :3c

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- Mod Signless

[kinbiologist]

Heya!

I'm Cosmo! you can call me June, Jasprose, or any other kin names :B

I kin from... Homestuck! Warrior Cats! A few other things!

i uae they/it/star/claw/💤 pronouns :] im a minor!

My kinlist is here!

I currently have memories from Feferi Leijon, Perchpaw, Shadowsight, and the noncanon warrior cat!

Doubles r totally ok w me! In fact lets kiss come here /p

Hope 2 see you around! :]