#r3dbull

[forgeline]

Red Bull. Jay’s 930whp Kaizenspeed-powered “Red Bull” 2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 is one mean beast.  It’s a good thing it rolls on 205/30ZR19 Michelin Pilot Sport 4S front tires on 19x11 Forgeline one piece forged monoblock GA1R Open Lug wheels and 325/50R15 Mickey Thompson ET Street R rear tires on 15x10 Forgeline forged monoblock GS1R Beadlock wheels finished in Satin Black with Satin Black beadlock rings. See more at: https://www.forgeline.com/customer-gallery-jay-singh/cgk2739

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[phanfictioncatalogue]

Chappell Roan Songfics Masterlist

a wand and a rabbit (ao3) - CloudyPhan

Summary: just a silly little one part about a cute morning in the phouse. combining my 2 current obsessions song: Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.

Coffee by Chappell Roan (ao3) - danswideslit

Summary: someone on tumblr mentioned needing a dnp fic with the narrative from coffee and I felt inspired because I love that song a whole lot

crying at the nail salon (i'm so sick of online love) (ao3) - misbhvdan

Summary: The older girl is looking at her in a way that makes Dani feel hot all over. She suddenly realises she has no idea what she’s doing. Oh, no. Fiona is so much more experienced than her. She’s going to make a fool of herself.

“Would you want to sit in my lap?”

“Y-yeah,” Dani nods, reaching for her phone in a way that she hopes isn’t obvious. Hiding it from Fiona’s view, she opens Google and types in, how to have skype sex.

— Dani and Fiona video chat.

Fall Right Into Me (ao3) - euphor7a

Summary: "Any plans for the full moon on the 15th, kings? It’s the Beaver Moon. Maybe we’ll turn into were-lesbians."

God, what have you done? (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: When Dan bought the sexy nun costume at a random Spirit Halloween in Florida, he meant it as a joke. By the time he leaves the club in Nashville, about two states past where this would have been a good idea, having cried in a bathroom, downed a glass of wine, and experienced one of his most formative nights, it's not really a joke anymore. Something has changed. Something has been awakened.

good luck, babe! (ao3) - clcprint

Summary: dan's new neighbor has him unearthing feeling he thought he had successfully buried away.

HOT TO GO! (ao3) - ae121

Summary: Dan loves his roller skating job where he gets to sing and be silly.

He loves his boyfriend Phil, even more.

is it casual now? (ao3) - r3dbull (orphan_account)

Summary: They break up but meet again.

it’s never just coffee (ao3) - dykephan

Summary: Phil will move on first, because he deserves to, and Dan will move on only when he’s freed of the guilt that weighs so heavily on him — so never, maybe. Or whenever he starts feeling that all-consuming numbness again that had created this whole mess. It had its pros and cons.

He feels everything in sharp clarity now. It has its pros and cons.

Kaleidoscope (ao3) - danisnotinteresting

Summary: A fan makes up a rumour about Dan which turns out to be true, he assumes Phil must of leaked this and becomes very distraught.

Naked in Manhattan (ao3) - geoculuci

Summary: Dan and Phil have been working hard on creating content, and one night out for pizza can apparently change everything.

Red wine supernova (ao3) - Eclipse_Prince

Summary: Sister Daniel met the most awesome girl she'd ever met at a concert, but small issue, she forgot to tell her Roommate before bringing this (amazing) girl home.

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Phil (ao3) - castrotophic

Summary: Phil buys a motorcycle. Dan can't decide whether he's horny or upset. Kissing ensues.

[gameobjective]

r3dbull 3n1m4.

[charlewiss]

god I can't believe that I'll have to stop hating r3dbull cause dan is there

[dmertens]

not r3dbull on the podium n lewis leading …. things we love to see

[nanaszx]

— Seulgi era Hipócrita > 16/08/2020 ଓ

ଓ e o dia de hoje me rendeu uma boa observação... eu devo voltar com minhas mescladas com desfoque pra ontem! saudades de quando tinha um estilo né minha filha, ré sim. salve clara

৶ para @httae [r3dbull a capista que pede capa]

[barab0nes]

2l33p? N0. 0nly drIIvIIng thr33 h0ur2 0n c0ff33 and r3dbull.

[forgeline]

Red Bull. Jay’s 930whp Kaizenspeed-powered "Red Bull" 2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 is one mean beast.  It’s a good thing it rolls on Michelin Pilot Sport 4S tires and 19-inch Forgeline one piece forged monoblock GA1R Open Lug wheels finished in Satin Black! See more at: https://forgeline.com/customer-gallery/jay-singh

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[forgeline]

Red Bull. Jay’s 930whp Kaizenspeed-powered "Red Bull" 2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 is one mean beast.  It’s a good thing it rolls on Michelin Pilot Sport 4S tires and 19-inch Forgeline one piece forged monoblock GA1R Open Lug wheels finished in Satin Black! See more at: https://forgeline.com/customer-gallery/jay-singh

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[phanfictioncatalogue]

Post Breakup (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

birthday wishes (ao3) - CapriciousCrab

Summary: “Happy Birthday, Dan,” he says quietly, fingers twisting nervously around each other. “Um, would it be alright if I came in?”

cherry (ao3) - awrfdnp

Summary: Dan sees Phil in the park one day holding hands with a man he’s never seen before.

Coffee by Chappell Roan (ao3) - danswideslit

Summary: someone on tumblr mentioned needing a dnp fic with the narrative from coffee and I felt inspired because I love that song a whole lot

'Dan and Phil' (ao3) - BlueJellyTots

Summary: What if they weren't as inseparable as they seem?

Exile (ao3) - danrifics

Summary: I think I've seen this film before

And I didn't like the ending

Finish Line (ao3) - dnpangels

Summary: Six Months after Dan and Phil broke up, Phil is already moving out and in a relationship, but Dan feels like his life has been put on pause. Through his pain, Dan tries to move on, but he is constantly reminded of the memories he made with Phil.

happy, happy birthday baby (ao3) - CapriciousCrab

Summary: There's no tea brewing here. No pancakes sizzling in the pan or a bowl of fresh fruit waiting for him at the counter. No blue eyes lighting up with happiness as he enters the room.

It's his birthday. And he's alone.

Harder Than it Looks (ao3) - Full_Moon_Lover

Summary: "You started coming to me to get me to stop writing bad things about you but I can't help it if you're a shitty hero. You couldn't even get that cat out of the tree. No it's not because we're exes."

or

Dating a superhero is never easy.

I Don't Wanna Love You Anymore (ao3) - galaxy_ash

Summary: Dan and Phil meet and start dating as teenagers, but as time goes on, Phil realizes that their relationship isn't working.

i hate the colour blue ('cause that's what i feel without you) (ao3) - sunfreckled

Summary: He tries to keep himself in the dark when it comes to Dan nowadays. The reason he tells himself every time is that he doesn't need to know what is happening in Dan's life because it no longer is his business. Truth be told, Phil's afraid of what he would find out. He has heard rumours, of course, some fleeting conversations whispered between some of his friends, words he's not supposed to hear.

He tries to keep himself in the dark because he's not sure if he could handle knowing that Dan's happier without him.

It's been a year since they broke up, and Phil is still picking up the pieces.

i miss you. (ao3) - strawberry_saturn (vanillaxheart)

Summary: after dan and phil break up, dan is left distraught. he decides to write out his feelings, because surely the words would never be read.

is it casual now? (ao3) - r3dbull (orphan_account)

Summary: They break up but meet again.

it’s never just coffee (ao3) - dykephan

Summary: Phil will move on first, because he deserves to, and Dan will move on only when he’s freed of the guilt that weighs so heavily on him — so never, maybe. Or whenever he starts feeling that all-consuming numbness again that had created this whole mess. It had its pros and cons.

He feels everything in sharp clarity now. It has its pros and cons.

Only Fools Fall (Crash and Burn) (ao3) - AmbroseRivers

Summary: Things you said that made me feel like shit

OR: It's Phil's fault and he can't do anything about it.

Sick of Losing Soulmates (ao3) - MaeTaurus

Summary: Dan broke up with Phil after convincing himself he couldn't be gay. If that's true, why does Dan feel jealous whenever Phil dates someone else? What happens after a drunken hookup makes Dan realize he is gay? What does this mean for Dan and Phil's relationship now?

So Long, London (ao3) - solarpower21

Summary: This can’t be Phil’s life right now. He can’t be having a panic attack in the bathroom of an airport café after randomly bumping into his ex and being told his flight home has been cancelled.

or: Dan and Phil did the unthinkable and broke up in 2020. They meet again, four years later on Christmas Eve.

trade all my tomorrows (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: It's 2014, and Dan Howell is screwing up in life. Fresh off of potentially ruining his just-started acting career with a heavily-memed public freakout, he's ready to hide away for the rest of his life. Until a stranger reaches out, who might not be such a stranger after all.

Trying to Breathe Without Air (ao3) - Pilferingstarlight

Summary: One night after a huge fight, Phil leaves Dan. Dan spends the rest of the week trying to cope.

we were never in the park (ignoring tornado warnings) (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: After Phil leaves Dan, Dan starts seeing a therapist. Then, Phil comes back, and Dan starts lying to his therapist about him.

when i walk in the kitchen, my heart hits the floor (ao3) - aura_sky

Summary: Dan walks into the kitchen and he misses Phil.

You came in from the rain (ao3) - cemeterysociety

Summary: Dan and Phil see each other again on a random rainy day after not seeing each other for years after their break up, Dan thought Phil would never forgive him, but intertwined souls always find their way back to one another.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Getting Back Together (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

Abstinence (ao3) - apoetacriminal

Summary: “Okay, so I love you. I love you very very much....” As soon as he said it Dan opened his eyes wide. He knew. “and I think we’re great together, but lately I feel like our relationship,” his voice broke, “It’s like, lately our relationship has been stuck. you know?” Dan nodded slowly. His eyes were watering. “And I feel like when we’re alone we act more like friends than boyfriends, and we never go out and...I,” Phil looked down.

“Just say it,” Dan whispered,

“I-I think we should break up,”

All Over Again (ao3) - roryonice

Summary: It’s almost Christmas, and Phil goes back to his hometown to win back his high school love after five and a half years.

All the sunlight of our past (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: YouTube is a mess.

Phil's been struggling with it for a while and has just taken a job as a video editor to make ends meet while he figures out whether he still loves it anymore.

Dan's channel has been dead ever since he started working at BBC Radio One and the two haven't seen each other in years.

During a chance meeting in 2019, Dan gets papped coming out of a gay club and his life is sent in to turmoil. He blames Phil, because it had been his idea to go there in the first place, so they're straight back to not talking.

The only recourse Dan has to salvage his career is to return to his YouTube channel after all these years and make a coming out video on his own terms. What he doesn't know is that Phil is the editor he just hired to help him with it.

And when we fall, I'll be missing you (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: They're both tired of being apart, but have no idea how they're supposed to fix each other up again

Bullies and lies (ao3) - R3ad3r1

Summary: A breakup. Some bullies. Some lies, but in the end, love wins.

Coffee & Coming Home (ao3) - spacekidwithapen

Summary: the one in which Dan and Phil meet in a one-off chance in a coffee shop after years of pretending not to know each other, and forget why they ever split.

I Got One Less Prom Without You (ao3) - ticklishpickle

Summary: Dan Howell, boyfriend of Phil Lester, has always cared too much about what other people thought of him. And so it's no surprise that despite his complete infatuation with Phil, it takes him months to finally muster up the courage to come out to his friends. But hey! They're surprisingly okay with it- except for the part where they want him to bring a girl to prom instead of his own boyfriend. (Because popularity and stuff, or something)

And so he becomes Dan Howell, ex-boyfriend of Phil Lester. Watch him as he tries to get rid of the 'ex' part of that title.

is it casual now? (ao3) - r3dbull (orphan_account)

Summary: They break up but meet again.

Misunderstanding (ao3) - irphanfic (irawriting)

Summary: after PJ invites Phil to the cinema with him and encounters his ex-boyfriend there, what will happen between the two?

next to me (ao3) - afestivequest

Summary: “Well. Here we are.”

“You, me and everything between us,” Dan says, gesturing between them.

In 2014, Dan and Phil break up.

Five years later, Phil checks in.

plum (ao3) - twoheadlights (fizzfic)

Summary: "Have you ever woken up next to someone and been like, 'you know I don’t think this is going to work out'?"

things start to look a little different away from london. it gets phil thinking.

Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (ao3) - sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)

Summary: Five years ago, Dan Howell broke his best friend's heart to pursue a music career.

Five years ago, Phil Lester left Manchester to start over in the US.

Now, weeks before Christmas and in the middle of Dan's latest tour, the two of them meet again when Dan winds up stranded in a small town in Pennsylvania. With Dan's tour postponed until after the holidays and Phil's community center at risk of shutting down, can the two exes come together to save it, or will the demands of Dan's career tear them apart again?

synchronicity (ao3) - hamartiawrites

Summary: Synchronicity is a concept which holds that events are "meaningful coincidences" if they occur with no casual relationship, yet seem to be meaningfully related.

Take a Picture (It'll Last Longer) (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Dan and Phil meet at 2 a.m. in a coffee shop. Phil is a photographer looking for a model, and Dan can't say no to pretty boys.

Talk Me Down (ao3) - MaeTaurus

Summary: The Amazing Tour is Not on Fire is over and all Dan wants to do is be reminded of why this all started in the first place.

Their World Alone (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan and Phil's journey from 2009 - 2018.

things we leave unspoken (ao3) - zvyozdochka (paperdaisies)

Summary: There were things Dan never expected Phil to find, and likewise, Phil never did tell Dan about the ring in his closet. After they collapsed in 2012, that wasn't exactly an option. But 2017 was a fresh start in so many ways- why not for them as well?

we were never in the park (ignoring tornado warnings) (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: After Phil leaves Dan, Dan starts seeing a therapist. Then, Phil comes back, and Dan starts lying to his therapist about him.

wikihow to stop a divorce (ao3) - ivorycastle

Summary: ❝(...) but then suddenly one day you make a life change, and the flames feel no different..❞

Willow (ao3) - starlight_kth

Summary: Sometimes, Dan just wishes he tried harder. Other times, he’s just happy he’s still loved by Phil.

You came in from the rain (ao3) - cemeterysociety

Summary: Dan and Phil see each other again on a random rainy day after not seeing each other for years after their break up, Dan thought Phil would never forgive him, but intertwined souls always find their way back to one another.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

1k Word Fics (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

all I want to do is all of it with you (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan and Phil are going to stay late at the rehearsal venue to...film. Yeah.

because none of it was ever worth the risk (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: Dan arrives home from Phil’s, and the house is empty.

Boom Chicka Wow Wow Time (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: "Phil wants skinny jeans back. Not me. Those things are hard to take off when it comes to the boom chicka wow wow time, you know what I'm saying?"

-real life Dan Howell revealing yet another thing about his and Phil's real sex life that I Didn't Need To Know

a skinny jeans mishap threatens to ruin boom chicka wow wow time

change the prophecy (ao3) - leewritesstuff

Summary: Dan and Phil’s love and connection was so strong it transcended universes and lifetimes, every iteration of the two finding each other in every lifetime, even if it would have been better for the both of them if they never crossed paths.

Conversations With The Younger Self (ao3) - danrifics

Summary: Dan Howell (33) has a conversation with Dan Howell (21) about the future.

cornetto and a hot chocolate (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: a cute little stolen moment shared on a tour break 💙

Dan & Phil 2024 (ao3) - VPofPanic

Summary: This is a ficlet written for the prompt "Dan & Phil 2024" from the Phinktober 2024 challenge.

It covers the first three months of 2024 with a focus on one video/event per month:

1) January: Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents 2024

2) February: Reacting to My TERRIBLE Acting

3) March: Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet with Dan!

dear to the heart (ao3) - starryfaced

Summary: Dan and Phil meet each other in real life for the first time, and they end their first day together by watching a movie on Phil's couch. Except Dan gets a bit too comfortable and falls asleep.

Despite everything it's still you (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Dan's just got home from tour, they've missed each other

dreaming of you (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: “and now I’m dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming of you” - cigarettes after sex

Fall in love again and again (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: An evening, right before tour. Phil thinks about feeling lucky and different ways to take care of someone.

guess (ao3) - yuioxia

Summary: dan and phil work at the same cinema.

I have to tell you something (ao3) - solarpower21

Summary: Dan confesses he was the one behind the PhilsLion account.

in your jeans, frenzy (ao3) - r1caner

Summary: “What’re you thinking about?” Phil asks.

Dan feels his cheeks go red, hot all the way to his jaw. “Er. Praying,” he says, desperate to avoid telling the truth and telling a lie.

iPads and Tour Bunks (ao3) - dnpangels

Summary: Phil tries to watch Netflix on his huge iPad in his tour bunk, but it falls on his face and causes him pain. Dan is there to make fun of him but also to comfort him.

Basically, it's just pure tour bus fluff.

is it casual now? (ao3) - r3dbull (orphan_account)

Summary: They break up but meet again.

it drives you crazy getting old (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Or, Phil got hurt. Again.

It's quiet uptown (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Dan is spending Christmas with the Lester's for the first time and is struggling with internalised homophobia.

Jacket Stolen From Husband (ao3) - danrifics

Summary: Dan wants to marry Phil, Phil wants to marry Dan. They’re both waiting for the other to propose.

Legends of the Light of Heart (ao3) - serendipnpipity

Summary: “For being Your Royal Highness, you know, you’re a bit of a spoon.”

***

Once upon a time, when the land was still ruled by kings and queens, there lived a young prince named Daniel, heir to a dying land...

lexicon of lip and fingertip (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Phil sinks against Dan.

“Oi, hold your own weight,” Dan teases him. “Tudor princess.”

“And don’t you forget it,” Phil retorts, licking Dan’s neck.

October 19, 1209 (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Phil had almost made it into town and was starting to feel relief. He had met no trouble, no roving bands, nothing to pull him from his way, for the nearly 20 mile journey from his parent’s village to Manchester.

A fic about bravery and wants.

Precious baby angel (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: Dan and Phil buy matching precious baby angel shirts because they’re gay and in love. Dan shows Phil how much he likes the shirt on his angel 💖

silent and sure, keeping watch in the night (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: Phil has always loved being on tour. The adventure, the sounds of the tour bus, the way his quality time with Dan takes on a different shape. On the road between Oslo and Helsinki, he sees some beautiful stars through the bus window and wakes Dan up in the middle of the night to enjoy them with him.

sleep (ao3) - loveforlester

Summary: different times dan and phil have been asleep

somebody said you’re an owl (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Phil hears an owl outside the house. (Or does he?)

A fic about relaxing summer nights and birdwatching with the person you love.

Sweet Haribo (ao3) - dprkives

Summary: Phil says corny shit to Dan while he’s high on fentanyl at the hospital

sweetness (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Sure, Phil wouldn't always get social interactions quite right. He'd say a weird thing or miss the tone or dip out of conversations too early or hang on too long. But one of the things that Dan's learned over the years is that Phil can get himself into awkward situations, he's pretty good at getting himself out of them, too, usually with that patented AmazingPhil™ charm.

Today, though, Dan wasn't so sure.

terrible headache: the tour (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: Trying to get rid of a migraine isn't the easiest task, especially not when you're in a dressing room and people are expecting you onstage.

the cat distribution system (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: The cat distribution system finally choses Phil, he also meets one of his neighbors in the process.

the dominoes cascaded in a line (ao3) - danandphilbeats

Summary: dan accidentally goes to a taylor swift themed cycling class, and hears a song that makes him think.

the proposal (ao3) - jailedmoonshine

Summary: Dan and Phil need a break from moving stress and house troubles, so they decide to take a drive for some coffee. Unbeknownst to Dan, Phil has some plans for this coffee trip.

tired showers and comfy sheets (ao3) - majestichowell

Summary: dan and phil are back at the hotel after their show, they can’t wait to go to sleep.

tweet and retweet (ao3) - gesticulationbubble

Summary: Dan wakes up to a 'surprise on twitter' discovered by Phil. Knowing the Phandom, he guesses he's in for a treat.

Or the August 1st/2nd 2024 Incident, retold.

When you're in the mirror, you're just looking at me (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: A morning, in a hotel during the tour. Dan thinks about tours past and present.

you can drive me down to florida and fuck me for days (ao3) - cutekai

Summary: codependency unlike no other

you can moan into my shoulder (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Phil has won the battle (rock paper scissors for the tour bus bedroom), but lost the war (can't sleep). Maybe Dan can help?

you're never gonna get by on three hours sleep a night (unless you absolutely have to) (ao3) - Mildredo

Summary: phil has a migraine on tour.

You've Got The Recipe (ao3) - dnpangels

Summary: troyesivan: hey dan! i know this message is entirely out of nowhere, but i’m filming a music video for a song on something to give to each other and i would love for you and phil to be involved. i’m trying to gather a few gay influences that i love from across the internet to star in the video and i feel like you both would be perfect. let me know if you’re interested

danielhowell: sign us up

In which, Troye Sivan invites Dan and Phil to be a part of one of his music videos as a couple in love.