OK I slept for 9 hours and eated a sandwich. I will now speak about why the events of this past week made me clinically insane, especially last night. long post, sorry. I'm normal I swear just not about this or most things
basically I started watching wrestling on new year's day '24 because a podcast host I like said he liked it, so I said let me give this a shot, everything I've ever heard about wrestling makes it seem stupid asf but why not I have a free day. and.
the podcast host (it's anthony burch) was talking about a guy called cody rhodes so I typed that into youtube. watched clips of the 2023 wwe wargames because that was topical at the time. I saw cody, sami, jey, seth, randy and the judgment day, and instantly liked rhea, damian, seth and cody in particular. watched the latter 2 in hell in a cell. more clips. watched even more. seth was flashy and cool and oh what's that, a clip called 'the shield implodes'. roman reigns is there, I know him from pop culture as being hot and despised and now, from being linked to jey. holy shit why did seth do that. that other guy looks like he's gonna cry. hold up why he kinda..
2 months later. I'm 2 years deep into dean ambrose's wwe career. I've seen dozens of hours of his best friendship with roman and situationship with seth, and cody rhodes has even popped up as a cartoon character. I've seen moxley matches from czw and fcw. his angy promos. seth and roman pop up occasionally. I'm leery of aew because nobody I know is there except dean, but let me just try out a match. bcc vs the elite. holy crap that was fucken sick let me check out others whooaahhh these guys are FLIPPIN wait is that.
I start watching being the elite and cody is there. I switch between aew and wwe and get the grim tale of wrestlers transferring over and back, the feuds, the pettiness, the amazing matches. in one tab the rock is announcing he's fighting roman at wrestlemania and in another the bullet club are picking a new founder. I'm also watching njpw at this point. I participate in the we want cody movement. shit happens.
wrestlemania week. I'm seeing cody and the bucks and kenny get giddy over starting a new company in 2019. cody is wearing suits to monday night raw even though he talked mad shit abt wwe as recently as 3 yrs ago. mjf. luchas. dark order. house of black. performers I'm watching in 2014 that died last year. cody vs roman announced and seth is there and roman calls him 'little brother' and moxley is not beside them. cm punk spills abt drama on a podcast. the bucks fire back. I learned about this beef A WEEK AGO and it happened LAST YEAR and NOW it's coming to a head
night 2. roman is assisted in defeating cody except the shield music plays. I have seen every single shield match AND dean, roman and seth match between 2012-2015 in full at this point. I get shocked so bad I almost have a panic attack bc I am. certain that moxley is about to rock up with seth. he doesn't. but roman hears that music and sees seth in his old gear and like a war veteran is transported back to the moment his world shattered, the moment seth destroyed the shield and set into motion events that would lead to seth becoming a solo champion, dean leaving, and roman being left so vulnerable afterwards that the first chance he had to use his cousins - his last remaining friends - as tools he took it. roman has the opportunity to end cody or inflict pain on an already downed seth and he cannot help himself. at the time I'm typing out a post before he even does it because I'm that certain he will, and the chair goes into seth's back and roman goes down, and he's smiling as he's pinned because that sliver of revenge tasted so much sweeter than 3 years at the top, alone. destroying seth wasn't getting his brothers back but at least he has crushed this monster inside him that grew teeth and claws from being hated and abandoned and hurt. moxley isn't there and seth is and that's kind of the point, that's the reason for the rage and the pain and why roman had to make it end. had to.
and cody wins. and I'm searching him on youtube. and its after over a decade of this story but it's only been 3 months for me
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WRESTLING VIDEOS MASTERLIST (AEW)
SINGLE WRESTLERS
Bryan Danielson - Monty Python's Life Of Bryan
Chris Jericho - The 13 Stages Of Grief With Y2J
CM Punk - ATOMIC CM PUNK
Danhausen - Danhausen In Exactly As Much Context As He Requires
Danhausen - Feed My Evilhausen
“Hangman” Adam Page - Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself
"Hangman" Adam Page - Country Girl 🤠
Jack Perry - Jungle Boy - I Wanna Be Evil
Jon Moxley - Livewire
Marko Stunt - The Very Best
MJF - Everybody Loves Me ;3
MJF - blah blah blah...
MJF - The Biggest Balls Of Them All
MJF - Long Island V Connecticut
MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 1: Jul-Nov 2019
MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 2: Nov 2019-Jan 2020
MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 3: Jan-March 2020
MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 4: April - August 2020
MJF - S&M(JF)
Nick Jackson - Magic Girl
Orange Cassidy - BASIC 🍊🕶️NOMICS
Pac - If Weird Al Did Pac's Theme
Sting - What Goes On In Surfer Sting's Head
Wheeler Yuta - Yu Make My Dreams Come True 💕
William Regal - Sharp Dressed Man’s Man
William Regal - Ra Ra Regal
William Regal - What A Lucky Man (He Was)
GANGS/MORE THAN ONE
Gunn Club Assboys - Billy Ass And The Assboys
Blackpool Combat Club - BCC Golden Girls
Dustin Rhodes VS Willie Mack - Kissin Willie
Eddie Kingston & CM Punk - WRESTLING SILENT FILMS: Was The Truth Too Much For CM Punk To Handle When Kingston Put Him On Blast?
The Elite - When I See You Dance With Another
The Elite - Best 15 Seconds Of Each BTE (1-23)
The Elite - Runnin On Empty
"Hangman" Adam Page VS Lance Archer - Blood In The Texas Death Match
The Hardys - The Hardy Show: Rednecks On The Loose
House Of Black - Du Rieschst So Gut~
Jurassic Express - KINGS OF THE JUNGLE
Pinnacle & Inner Circle - Pinnacle VS. Inner Circle: Ballroom Fucking Blitz
The Hardys VS Private Party - Poor Bones
AEW Moments That Have Probably Changed Me As A Person
Ranking Hey!(EW) Guests Based On How Angry They Get Being There
Once In A Lifetime: An AEW Retrospective
SHIPS
Hookhausen (Hook X Danhausen) - curses~
William Regal X Tony Schiavone - Out Of Touch Thursday
Hangmox (Hangman X Mox) - ⛓️HANGMOX: THE CHAIN⛓️
AdaMJF (Adam Cole X MJF) - You're My Best Friend
AEW OPENINGS REDONE
What if Dynamite was 2004 Raw?
What if Collision was 2009 Hockey Night In Canada?
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D.U.D.E Bios: Bienvenida Marino / Billie Lucifarian (2021)
The Lustful Princess Billie Lucifarian
Same pic as Billie hasn't changed much.
The second of the seven sins, Cuban born Billie is often found hunting down her next lover, meaning she knows how to use her body to get her further in life or destroy someone else's. Once she has you alone she'll use her looks and bedroom skills to manipulate you into a body hungry shell of your former self.
"Is everything a joke to you?"
Name
Full Legal Name: Bienvenida Elvira Marino
First Name: Bienvenida
Meaning: Derived from Spanish 'Bienvenido' meaning 'Welcome'
Pronunciation: byehm-beh-NEE-dha
Origin: Spanish
Middle Name: Elvira
Meaning: Spanish form of a Visigothic name, possibly composed of the Germanic elements 'Ala' 'All' and 'Wer' 'True'
Pronunciation: ehl-BEE-ra
Origin: Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, German, Dutch, Hungarian, Russian
Surname: Marino
Meaning: Derived from the given name 'Marino' which itself is the Italian and Spanish form of 'Marinus'. 'Marinus' comes from the Latin word 'Marinus' meaning 'Of the sea'
Pronunciation: ma-REE-no
Origin: Italian, Spanish
Alias: The Lustful Princess, Billie Lucifarian
Reason: 'Princess' started out as a nickname and later as her original ring name. Bienvenida was chosen, in 2008, to represent Lust by Damien and given a new name when she joined the 'family'.
Nicknames: Bee
Titles: Miss
Characteristics
Age: 38
Gender: Female. She/Her Pronouns
Race: Human
Nationality: Cuban
Ethnicity: Hispanic / Latino
Birth Date: November 12th 1983
Symbols: Cow Print, The Colour Blue (Darker Shades)
Sexuality: Pansexual
Religion: Raised Catholic, no longer practising
Native Language: Spanish
Spoken Languages: Spanish, English, Portuguese, Italian
Relationship Status: Single
Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Theme Song: 'Closer' - Nine Inch Nails (2001-2008), 'Paralyzer' - Finger Eleven (2008-)
Voice Actor: Salma Hayek
Geographical Characteristics
Birthplace: Bayamo, Granma Province, Cuba
Current Location: Unknown
Hometown: Bayamo, Granma Province, Cuba
Appearance
Height: 5'7" / 170 cm
Weight: 150lbs / 68 kg
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Black
Hair Dye: Front 2 strands dyed blue
Body Hair: N/A
Facial Hair: N/A
Tattoos: (As of Jan 2021) 9
Piercings: Ear Lobes (Both), Nipples (Both)
Scars: None
Health and Fitness
Allergies: None
Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Social Drinker, Smoker
Illnesses/Disorders: None
Medications: None
Any Specific Diet: None
Relationships
Allies: (As of Jan 2021) Damien Lucifarian, Vi Lucifarian, Geia Lucifarian, Honey Lucifarian, Eli Lucifarian, Sara Lucifarian, Yeray Marino, Flo Marino, Bano Marino, Judi Marino, Rino Marino, Nat Marino, Mac Marino, Ros Marino, Zac Marino, 'Monster' Mike, Sakurako, Ash Thunder
Enemies: (As of Jan 2021) Kirby Kingston, Eddie Kingston, The Rhydderch Clan
Friends: Viola Nye, Pelageya Winter, Honey Di Napoli, Elinor Herbert, Saraid Grady-Sullivan
Colleagues: The AEW locker rooms / Too many to list
Rivals: Alex Reynolds, PAC, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, Allie
Closest Confidant: Emperatriz Romero-Marino
Mentor: Yago Marino
Significant Other: None
Previous Partners: Vasco Romero (39, Ex-Boyfriend), Zacarías Huerta (37, Ex-Boyfriend), Donato Santos (36, Ex-Boyfriend)
Parents: Yago Marino (58, Father), Florencia Marino (59, Mother, Née Palomo)
Parents-In-Law: None
Siblings: Urbano Marino (35, Brother), Judith Ibarra (32, Sister, Née Marino), Quirino Marino (29, Brother), Natividad Marino (26, Sister), Macario Marino (23, Brother), Rosaura Marino (20, Sister), Isaac Marino (17, Brother)
Siblings-In-Law: Hortensia Marino (36, Urbano's Wife, Née Lozano), Xavier Ibarra (33, Judith's Husband)
Nieces & Nephews: Lorenzo Marino (15, Nephew), Paz Marino (12, Niece), Casilda Ibarra (12, Niece)
Children: Emperatriz Romero-Marino (18, Daughter), Antonio Huerta-Marino (15, Son), Triana Santos-Marino (12, Daughter)
Children-In-Law: None
Grandkids: None
Great Grandkids: None
Wrestling
Billed From: The Underworld
Trainer: Salvador Marino, Yeray Marino, Santos Trinidad Marino, Rosendo Marino, Patrocinio Marino, Observador Marino, Nahual Marino, Hermenegildo Marino, Gallinazo Marino, Fortunato Marino, C.R.C Wrestling School, Damien Lucifarian
Managers: Damien Lucifarian
Wrestlers Managed: None
Debut: 2001
Debut Match: Princesa Marino VS Bridget Rhydderch. Princesa won via pinfall
Retired: N/A
Retirement Match: N/A
Wrestling Style: Grappler
Stables: Los Marinos (2001-2008), The Lucifarians (2008-)
Teams: Post
Regular Moves: Suicide Dive, Springboard Moonsault, Snap Suplex, Frog Splash, Somersault Senton, Running Shooting Star Press, Corkscrew 450 Splash, Pendulum Backbreaker, Falling DDT, Belly To Back Suplex, Love Me Tender (Flying Neckbreaker), Personal Aphrodite (Reverse Frankensteiner)
Finishers: Sexual Healing (Double Underhook Facebuster), Fall Forward Single-Underhook DDT
Refers To Fans As: The Lustful, The Lustful Ones, The Passionate, The Passionate Ones
Extras
Backstory: Bienvenida is the eldest child of a disgraced luchador from Cuba, wrestling is in her blood and she grew up around luchadores, her mother influenced her to go into modelling before she eventually became a wrestler. However, she met the man who would father her first child when she was a model, following the birth of said child (Emperatriz), she became a wrestler and moved to the UK to escape the fights between her family and the family of the 'baby daddy'. This move however led her to the father of her second child (Antonio), and following that failed relationship she met the father of her third and (Curret) final child (Triana). She never married but did join a family. The Lucifarians, and became known as 'Lust' because of her 'love' of one night stands rather than actually wanting a relationship with anyone and her provocative nature towards anyone who crosses her path regardless of gender or marital status, like trying to convince Kirby to leave Eddie, except for Damian because he's 'too old' for her.
Trivia: Nothing of note so far
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