#raesputin

[yourplayersaidwhat]

i just submitted a post but then realized I made an error. I gave the characters the wrong class types. is it possible to delete and resubmit or something like that?

Sure! Just resubmit, then send an ask letting us know which original submission to delete. :) 

[kettlehead-comics]

Exceedingly rad commission from the wonderful @raesputin for a D&D party t-shirt design. It’s Spicy Jeff, the warlock’s rat familiar! And a dragon guitar! 

This was so fun to do you guys oh my lord

[alloverthegaf]

i have a friend that was fed up with bras so she just sticks nipple pasties on and calls it a day. been doing it for 5 years. to be fair, she does have smaller breasts so she doesn't need the support but man. imagine just not needing a bra.

yeah tbh I so get the whole idea behind that but my main problem is that I literally feel incredibly uncomfortable and like. encumbered physically if I’m not wearing a bra. which apparently many people my size or bigger don’t experience. so I don’t fucking get it. most people who even have bigger boobs than me prefer no bra, meanwhile if I’m not wearing one I’m suffering.

sorry what were we talking about

[pwnyta]

my favorite current resident is croque and he's my only cranky villager and i would kill for him

Im glad yall are cranky villager stans. But we gotta give it up for the #1 boy

ROLF. Who I am doodling.

[deer-head-xiris]

every time you post a new natsona art piece my heart gets the fuzzies

THANK U... im very glad

[padalickingood]

Is there a guest character that you wished was a permanent or recurring character in either campaign?

oh man NILA MAYBE??? I absolutely loved her interactions with the group. she had some of the best energy to bring especially in a time when they needed it most. TBH I know a lot of people say that Nott is the m9′s mom BUT LETS BE REAL IT’S NILA. she’s just not there to be that guiding light they need which is why they’re constantly in a state of near self-destruction lmao. But yea Nila would absolutely be the best mom that M9 desperately needs right now

My second choice would probably be Caliana! I feel like she would be a pretty interesting parallel to Keyleth in the first campaign, being this seemingly naive and bright eyed character tossed into a cruel and harsh world that has no time for innocence. It’d be really neat to see how the more darker aspects of the world would change her or maybe not??? Plus i’m real interested in what the heck that whole Tiamat cult was about? o:

and real short answer for campaign one I wish Kash and Zarah where in it more. they were the most re occuring guest characters I believe??? and I loved every time they showed up ;v; it would have been great to see more of those two

[21ozofpiss]

Okay I couldn't place who you were because you changed your url and icon but I was like "its ride or die bitch" so I'm still here

lmao im slimepop! tumblr was giving me shit w my url change and completely got rid of my old icon for some reason so i was like well damn we’re just gonna change it then ig lmao

[juggey]

raesputin

  that’s a lie i trust exactly four (4) rooster...

What about elyse

TRUST HER BUT IN A WAY WHERE MY BREATH IS BAITED BECAUSE I TRUST FUNHAUS AS AN ENTITY APPROXIMATELY ZERO PERCENT

[illufinch]

do long haired roll cats exist and if yes, do they get fur in their tummy mouths?

yes and yes. sphinx variety is also a thing

cinnamon my Very long haired cat gets hair in his mouth all the time it’s adorable and sad

[baechys]

I am using your facebook theme and having a problem with photosets. I installed the theme on 5/3/2018 so I would assume that (per your faq) it is the updated version that fixed the bugs. the photosets themselves are not visible at all and the tags/share/notes buttons shifted to the top right corner of the post body. I also installed an update box from saturnthms so that is the only edit to the original code. any instructions? thnx for your time

Hey! Hmmmm im not too familiar with saturnthms widget but that seems to be the cause… maybe try re-installing the theme without the widget and id appreciate it if youd come back to me after you reinstalled it so i can take a closer look at the code if its still bugging!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

@ everyone asking if Cialis is named after the ED drug; yes he is. He is our stoner half elf warlock whose real name is Aldryc Crestmire the bastard son of a high elf who basically blew into town for a quick fuck, then ruthlessly abandoned his human mom. He hates his dad (and elf lineage) so much he goes by Cialis.

raesputin said to yourplayersaidwhat:Pt 2. Also cialis got really high one day and thought he was reading a cool ancient tome for his warlock studies but was actually reading a receipt from a potion seller and thought that cialis would be a dope ass name

Regarding this quote - thanks for the backstory! :D

[kettlehead-comics]

First D&D commission by raesputin, The-Doggo-Bloggo, and Jolynelynne!

Shriek and Momo! Shriek plays a vuvuzela, Momo hates the vuvuzela, Momo goes into a rage. Why haven’t I started D&D commissions sooner. This is rad. 

[alloverthegaf]

it's 2019. free cheese master gus

cheese master gus will never truly be free and we all know it

[pwnyta]

Katakuri, my favorite. and my dad asked me (when i got up) "why do you want the spikey one" and i said "he's a mochi man"

Good choice!

Spikey boi is soft boi at heart.

[deer-head-xiris]

HB nat drying like baby sloths in that zoo video about washing baby sloths

omg,,., hang to dry...

[padalickingood]

What do you think would happen if nott and grog swapped bodies?

OH BOY uuuuuhhhhh that would be REAL WILD FIRSTLY. I’ll stick to the funny answer cuz that may be more what you’re looking for here lol.

Nott would probably just play godizlla for awhile lmao, like just wreck shop and throw her weight around because that’s fun to do??? It’s not every chance you get a bulldozer for a body so why not have fun with it? and Idk how goblin physiology works but maybe she’d be able to hold her liquor more too? so idk if that’s a plus or not but yea lmao

and as for Grog I have a feeling he probably wouldn’t really be that jazzed about it lol. I feel like he would be too sad about not being strong anymore or not being able to pick up his buddy pike that he’d kinda just wanna switch back asap. BUT the one upside I can think is that he would actually be able to stealth pretty well now?? and if this were the earlier years before Vax was op lmao this would be Grogs chance to actually sneak up on him and pull some of those pranks he’s always trying to pull.