#randy marsh x reader

[augustrambles]

RANDY MARSH PLEASE, JUST ANYTHING, THERES NO RANDY CONTENT

a/n: i wanna moan his name until my throat is dry HES SO... (i have a dad i promise) THE LACK OF RANDY CONTENT IS DEPRESSING.

randy marsh x parent!reader hcs! [fluff]

if randy divorced sharon and got with you

he would 100% smoke and drink with you. even if you didn't, staying by his side while he gets high makes him love you sm.

stan would defs prefer you over randy, tells you all the secrets and asks u for advice, except for puberty stuff

you and sharon would still get along well, i can imagine girl nights with you and sharon

shelly would trust you.. a little.. speaks to you with less respect than anyone (if thats possible)

randy would let stanley go to one of the others boy's house just to spend time with you.. cough cough sex cough

he would totally cuddle at night. like he would hug you as if u were some plushie to him

i can imagine him letting stan and shelly stay at home, with a babysitter if hes feeling responsible, to go out to party

you guys would go with the kids at a mcdonalds drive through at 3am. that situation is just so canon w you and randy.

when the power goes out, you guys would play board games together, if the powers back on, and the games not yet done, he will stay

mostly cuz if he doesnt youll be mad at him

if you ever made breakfast, lunch or dinner, while ur cooking he would come from behind and grab ur chest i mean ur waist!!

no but fr i totally see him as a tit person, ass is wonderful though 🙏

his ass is also good too.

he would tots talk to his coworkers about you

HE WOULD GO TO SPORTS GAME WITH YOU. YOU GUYS WOULD JS BE CHEERING FOR UR TEAM!!

he literally can go from the most depressed poo to the happiwst person with you

hes just a silly lil man who loves you

babygirl material

[vikkirosko]

Could you make (young or adult Idc) Randy, Stuart and Gerald separate Headcanons for them being with a very physical s/o? Like- the reader is just always wanting to hug him, holding his hand, loves cuddling and is a huge fan of PDA (still respects the other's personal space if asked though)

Headcanons Very physical

🍾 Randy Marsh x Reader 🎸

When you and Randy started talking, you were teenagers. He liked to communicate with you and even then he noticed that you really liked the physical manifestation of affection. You often held his hand and were only glad when he hugged you. When you started dating, your physical display of affection only intensified

You were not confused by the looks of others who saw you hugging or holding hands. You didn't see anything strange about hugging your boyfriend even if you were seen by both your friends and strangers. Although someone might have been outraged because of this, but you were not going to change your habits, however, if Randy himself had asked you to keep your distance, you would have done so. You respected someone else's personal space if you didn't impose your hugs on anyone

Some said that when you get older, you will show your feelings to him much less often through touching, that when you get older, you will become more restrained in matters of public displays of affection, but this turned out not to be the case. Even as an adult, you were still the same lover of holding hands and hugging even when you were in public

Randy liked the way you were. As a teenager, as an adult, he liked it when you hugged him. At such moments, he felt truly loved. When you held his hand, he felt that you were there and was not going to leave him. Your attentions warmed his soul and he wouldn't want you to stop doing it

✡️ Gerald Broflovski x Reader ⚖️

You and Gerald have known each other since childhood and even then he noticed that you liked to hug and hold hands. You often hugged your parents and there was nothing unusual about it, but you also loved hugging your friends. Gerald was one of them. When you were kids, it didn't seem strange, but when you got a little older, it started to confuse him

He often asked you not to hug him in public, being very embarrassed about it and you stopped doing it, respecting his personal space, but when you started dating, he realized that he missed it. He hugged you himself, making you smile sincerely. You were glad that he was not against your hugs again, even though he continued to be embarrassed

When you grew up, Gerald stopped being embarrassed by your public display of affection through innocent physical touches, whether holding hands or hugging. Every time you hugged him, regardless of whether it was in public or when you were alone, he hugged you back, smiling gently, feeling the warmth filling his heart

Gerald liked it when you hugged him. He liked to feel the warmth of your embrace and liked to know that you were there. He liked it when you first started dating and now that you were adults, he was still happy when you hugged him or even when you just held his hand

🧢 Stuart McCormick x Reader 🍺

When you and Stuart started communicating, he treated your physical displays of affection with mild irritation. When he directly told you not to touch him, you obediently stopped, respecting his personal space. However, when you started dating, your hugs became familiar to him

He didn't care much when his friends, teenagers like you and him, joked about the fact that you often held hands and that you often hugged him. Stuart liked to feel your fingers intertwined and liked to feel your embrace. At such moments, he felt calmer, as if all the problems in the world were disappearing

Even when you became adults, your hugs still had a calming effect on him. He could come home after a hard day, after another quarrel because of which he could lose his job or because of people of another problem and you were always ready to hug him. Stuart knew that you were always ready to support him, even if you didn't say a word. When he told you about his day and started to get angry, you took his hand, as before, and he felt your support

Stuart was glad that even after all these years you haven't changed. You still loved physical touch and still didn't hesitate to show your affection in public. He was grateful to you for being in his life and for giving him your love and warmth for so many years

[cartmankisser]

Perhaps a gerald broflovski x reader nsfw hcs,, there is not enough fic of him istg

okay this is gonna be short because i feel like i don't have a great grasp on his character i'm sorry 😅

nsfw below the cut ^^

he has a weird amount of sex scenes 😭 we've seen him in roleplay and also getting peed on so... do with that as you will

i can definitely see him being a switch. he's pretty open to trying most things, so he doesn't mind being in either position.

but if you aren't open and direct about what you wanna try in bed, i feel like he'd be a boring dom? like not bad, just kinda plain? it's not his fault though!!! hes a traditional man! in his days they didn't have "piss kinks" or "pegging" 😒

but that being said, he's not against trying new things. especially when it comes to you being the dominant one. its different... but he kinda loves it.

and he LOVES receiving head. ofc it's only second best (behind the real thing), but he still goes crazy for it.

he doesn't mind giving head either,,, it's just that he thinks hes the best at it but he's kinda mid 😭 nothing a bit of communication can't fix but still

hes sooo cocky and confident. like i can see him being a whiny ass brat when he bottoms, and a teasing asshole when he doms

[amaninsidemymouth]

RANDY MARSH SMOKE SESH HEADCANONS 🍃

randy cant roll for SHIT😭 (he has towelie do it for him)

he prefers blunts to joints

if its your first time smoking he WILL make fun of you but he will (eventually) help you if you’re having trouble

he gets the munchies really bad so he’ll often cook a whole gourmet meal for you to share (like in “creme fraiche”)

has a really high tolerance because he smokes so much

every time he tells his family he’s “quitting” he is really just taking a break so his tolerance goes down

sucks at video games when sober but is really good at them when he’s high (like in “make love, not warcraft.” he is usually sober when he plays with stan so stan will win, but when he’s upset with stan he’ll make sure he’s high first)

[pekejscatbed]

Use my Body, Make it Yours | Randy Marsh x GN! Reader

Info/Warning(s):

Gender-neutral Reader, soft dom! bottom! Reader, sub! top! Randy, soft smut, Randy cries a little when he cums, no orgasm for reader, Randy is high

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Randy whines as you push yourself down onto his cock, your heat swallowing his thick cock whole, the weed in his system making the experience all the more pleasurable for him. You grind down onto him, smiling softy as his grip on your hips tighten and his perfectly manicured nails dig into your skin, before he pulls his hands away, worried he might accidently hurt you.

"Go on, baby," your voice is sweet as you put his hands back on your body, "you won't hurt me."

He hesitates for a second, then does as you say, trusting you to know your limits.

"Good boy, Randy."

You enforce your praise by pulling yourself off his cock before sinking back down.

"So good me for, yeah?"

Randy nods and leans up for a kiss, to which you meet him halfway, pressing your lips against his with such a softness, he swears he melts into your touch.

When you pull away, Randy whines. Chuckling, you lightly ruffle his greasy, straight black hair with a promise of something more, something better than a kiss. Then, you push up again, one hand bracing yourself again Randy's hairy chest. You ride him slowly, teasingly, taking in every little sound Randy lets out with pride; he's like putty in your hands, groaning and whining with every move you make, getting closer to his orgasm every time your drop back down onto his cock.

"You close, Ran?"

You ask when he twitches inside of you; he nods.

"You wanna cum for me, baby?"

You fuck yourself onto him with every word and he whines again, high and needy.

"Mhm! 'M close! Please, can I cum?"

You nod, continuing to ride him even as he cums, helping him through his orgasm. Small tears sting the corners of Randy's red-tinged eyes as he cums, filling the condom he's wearing with his seed.

When he's done, you kiss away his tears with a smile and push yourself off of him to take of the condom. You tie it and throw it away before you lay down next to him. You pull Randy into your chest and play with his hair, almost lulling him to sleep.

"What about you?"

You have to stop yourself from jumping at his voice, having been convinced he'd been asleep.

"It's alright, baby," you promise him with a smile and a gentle kiss to his hair, "tonight was all about you."

He hums at your words, nuzzling into your chest with content. "Love you."

"I love you, too, Randy." You smile when you feel him press his lips to your skin, right above where your heart is.

He falls asleep in your arms.

[pinkrifle]

Hc’s for being childhood friends with randy?

HOLY MOTHER EFFING SHIT!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS REQ. ILY.

we ❤️ RANDY around here, folks.

— being childhood friends with randy!!

cws/tw’s: weed mention, but like, when is randy not associated with weed.

a/n 1: this is very ooc since i don’t watch much randy clips, but i’ll think about actually educating mysel before telling ppl i write for things 😭 so my fault, dw 🫶

misc. notes: reader and randy are 10-13

you guys are KICK ASS at kickball. everyone see’s hell when you guys are on the same team.

definitely the ones who are complete goof fuckin balls in the nice teachers class.

joking about starting weed farms or being edible dealers, always looking for random ways to get high (it never works)

sus ass jokes. YALL R ALWAYS SO GAY even if your making the jokes to the opposite gender 😙

assuming randy was also childhood friends with sharon at the time, your always doing the most annoyingest shit ever,,

making kissy faces at them and bringing them valentines gifts in the others’ name, they know it’s you but act flustered to humor you <3

going over to randy’s house and cooking, he used to be a good cook .. uhhhhhhhh we don’t talk about that 🤭 but you do make dinner for him sometimes

doing reckless stuff, cheating on tests and usually getting caught. he’s a little ditzy so you guys hardly think twice about your dummy actions!!

y’all try weed the first time when your 13, absolutely euphoric and you have severe fkn munchies. definitely doesn’t start the farm until later but still, weed is amazing to u guys

rlly weird roast sessions, like your roasts suck but people will laugh a t anything you guys say so you say it!!

on halloween you guys dress up as weed leaves, your parents won’t let you dress up as it infront of them so you change as soon as you get out the house fr

if randy ever got braces (kinda unlikely but i thought this was funny) you would so rip on him for it, he would sound like shelly (even tho she doesn’t exist for many decades to come) and you call him all sorts of names. but without all the teasing you give him icecream and ice to help him with the hurting of his braces

i imagine hes like stan when he’s younger than 12, so you guys are like kyle and stan fr. inseparable besties!!

if anyone makes jokes about you guys being together (regardless if your a girl or boy) you will 100% hate that person FOREVER >:( y’all r simply besties.

a/n: holy shir this is actually so short. i’m so sorry lately i’ve been so tired but long requests -> easier to take care of, so thank u and thank you other anons for making ur requests long /gen

[that-kid-fromtheplayground]

𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐 masterlist! || THE DADS’ MASTERLIST!

note ;; I can write them as adults , as teenagers or in Randy’s case I can also write the boyband au.

˗ˏˋ꒰ ⭐ ꒱ 《 randy marsh !                        ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵉᵗ

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🌈 ꒱ 《 stuart mccormick !                        ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵉᵗ

do not 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖑 nor 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙 my work || fanarts are welcome and appreciated !

[h-harleybaby]

i want him to brred me until i bazinga on his dick and squirm is everywhere and then i wowzers and suxk his wachamakal and he reprodics w me and i kill sharon even thk she alr dad

MB AUTO CORRECT ‼️‼️🥱🥱🥱🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂

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OK SO LIKE

You best believe I’m posting all the shit you’re saying in my inbox 💅💅

But yeah I want him to breed me too so like

BABES WORK ON YOUR GRAMMAR ITS KILLING ME

[multifanlol]

Look I’m just saying I’m def gonna start writing Randy x reader stuff one of the days since the bar is so empty like where’s my Randy content if anyone wants requests it’s open i just can’t do smut I’m srry 😭

[dinopyro03]

I’m craving South Park smut rn

mainly Randy, pc kenny and pc Kyle

[metalmars-94]

I need randy x readers.

[v1oletttwrites]

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〚◠〛South Park blog!

〚◠〛Sfw and Nsfw (maybe)

〚◠〛I write hcs, short oneshots, and incorrect quotes..sometimes series if i have motivation

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Characters I write for <3

〔🌸〕 Kyle Broflovski

Romantic and platonic

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Platonic and romantic

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[vikkirosko]

Young Team Randy with a mother-like friend who cares about them and makes sure each of them is happy and comfortable?

Platonic headcanons Mother figure

🍾 young!Randy Marsh x fem!Reader 🎸

You and Randy have known each other since childhood. You were a couple of years older than him, but that didn't stop you from being friends. Since childhood, you have been responsible and attentive to other children. You took care of your friends and Randy himself often came under your care. He didn't mind it and it remained the same even when you became teenagers

You took care of your friend, knowing that he could often get into trouble. You were always ready to let him into your house, even in secret from your parents, if he needed to be listened to or helped. Randy was always grateful to you for that, because he knew that he could always rely on you

Sometimes Randy joked and said that you were like a caring mom who strives to make her children happy. At such moments, you told him that then it was Randy who was your son, because it was him you wanted to make happy and it was him you took care of so often. Your words brought a sincere smile to his face. He was pleased to know that you genuinely cared about him

Randy was genuinely glad that he had a friend like you. He knew that no matter how bad he was, he could always turn to you for help. You were always ready to take care of your friend. For you, the happiness of your loved ones has always been in the first place and you doubted that even years later this would change

✡️ young!Gerald Broflovski x fem!Reader ⚖️

From the first day of your friendship with Gerald, you have been caring towards him. You were the type of person who liked to take care of friends and family, which is why you took care of Gerald. It didn't bother you that someone might think you were weird because of that

Gerald always accepted your concern with a little embarrassment. You were always ready to listen to him when even his best friends couldn't help him. You were always ready to hug him when he was sad. You didn't laugh at him when he first fell in love, but on the contrary, supported him, wanting him to be happy. Sometimes you reminded him of a caring older sister or mom

You always made sure Gerald was happy. Several times he had to stop you when you found out that someone was the cause of his sadness. At such moments, you wanted to go and tell these people everything you thought about them. Gerald understood that you could have problems because of this, so he dissuaded you from doing it

You had an important place in Gerald's life. You were his precious friend who was always there for him and who was always ready to help him if necessary. You were happy to help him become happy, surrounding him with care, as if he really was your son

🧢 young!Stuart McCormick x fem!Reader 🍺

When Stuart first noticed that you were taking care of him, he felt annoyed. He was sure that your actions were caused by pity and he did not want to be pitied. Therefore, at first he pushed you away, not wanting to accept your care, but over time he changed his opinion about you

He saw how you also took care of your other friends, so when you tried to take care of him again, he did not resist, although he continued to grumble a little. He saw your soft, sincere smile and decided that it wasn't so bad when he had a friend who was ready to help him and take care of him, and not just walk with him and get into all sorts of trouble

You were always ready to let him spend the night at your house, you brought him medicine when he was sick and treated him to lunch when you knew he didn't have breakfast. You cared about him and sincerely wanted him to be happy. You wished happiness to all your friends, and Stuart was no exception

Stuart didn't know how long you'd be in his life. You could have gone to university in another city or just moved out of South Park, but as long as you were around, he knew that you would be on his side. You were his friend and that alone made him happy

[cartmankisser]

I saw that you did nsfw things with the SP characters, and I had something in my mind for a huge while and I was like- DAMN nobody's going to write this because no nsfw requests 😭

But then... I found your blog, so I'm just gonna let this slip here... 👀

Randy Marsh with a fem!dom reader who likes to overstim him? (no pegging just the clasical "milk him dry")

PLEASE IGNORE THIS REQUEST IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE IM SUCH A HORNY MESS SORRY 😭 😭 😭

HEHEHEHEHEHEH NSFW UNDER THE CUT 🤭

and thanks to @okchijt for the help on this y'all should follow her 😌

i feel like no matter how many times he's had sex, he still acts like a clueless virgin. he definitely says those cheesy ass porn-esque lines when he tops. like how a middle schooler imagines sex lmfao. except he's like 45...

anyways,, considers himself a "traditional man" so i feel like he'd be a bit hesitant to let you dom him at first,, but after a few drinks he's more than ready 💀

hes still a cocky piece of shit though so expect him to try and tell you what to do. how fast to go, hands or mouth, shit like that. not the type to just lay back and let you take complete control,,, at first,,,, at least not when he's sober 🥱

takes him a round or two to kinda give up his ego and let you take control, but when he does i feel like he'd be super whiny

i don't see him as a moaner 😭 he definitely groans a lot though. arches his back like a girl though LMAO

he's definitely squirmy 😭😭

he starts acting like a whiny ass brat once he starts getting overstimulated. like after a couple rounds he starts sluring his words

and once you're done he's falls asleep right away

that brattiness stays well into the next day because his ego is torn to shreds

[just1riqht]

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how babygirl trey parker and matt stone are

[kira-broflovski]

Secret || Kyle Broflovski x Reader

note: characters are aged up to high school!! decided to add an element of social media into this one 🫣

It was an evening just like any other in the Marsh residence. However, in a moment of impulse, Randy decided to treat Sharon for a night out.

Shelly was now in charge of her younger brother and sister, Stan and Y/N. Not that either of you needed supervision considering you were in your senior year of high school. Your older sister was fully aware of this, so she just kept to herself in the living room.

She decided to reside downstairs, also knowing that you and Stan would stay in your respective rooms.

Playing all the video games he wanted with nobody to tell him to keep it down, Stan lazed about in his room and mumbled along to his gaming playlist that was blasting from his speaker. He sat back without a care in the world. Although, he was starting to get a little hungry.

Then, there was you. Cool wind was blowing in from your wide-open window, your 'love' playlist contrasting the music coming from your brother's room, as you laid on your bed and texted your boyfriend.

The boyfriend that nobody else knew about, none other than Kyle Broflovski, of course.

You had been dating Kyle for a few months now, and how you haven't been caught is a mystery to both of you.

Most of your conversations did happen over the phone for the sake of not blowing your cover, just like the conversation you were having with him right now. God forbid Stan found out about his own best friend dating his twin sister!

You mentioned your parents were out, so Kyle decided to play a risky game.

Curious, you slowly turned your head to look at the window like your boyfriend had said to do. You jumped out of surprise, not exactly expecting said boyfriend to be leaning into the window.

"Kyle?" You whisper-shouted.

"Help me in." He laughed.

You scrambled out of bed to help, not wanting him to get hurt.

Your room was at the side of the house where the garage was underneath the window, so Kyle had somehow got onto the roof and waited for you to notice him standing in your open window.

"What are you doing here?" You asked, sitting back down on your bed.

"Uh, I didn't want to wait to see you again." He shot you a sheepish smile that you couldn't stay mad at.

Shaking your head and laughing quietly, you patted the bed next to you and he immediately sat down beside you. He threw his arms around you, unable to contain his affection. You laid back, still holding Kyle in your arms, and he gladly leaned back with you, getting as close as physically possible.

Thankfully, the music playing from both your room and Stan's room was loud enough that your brother next door couldn't hear anything, nor could Shelly downstairs.

After taking a deep breath, Kyle mumbled into your neck, "this is nice."

"Yeah, it is."

Due to your relationship being a secret, moments like these were rare. But that made you both appreciate them much more.

The last time Kyle was able to sneak in was a month ago. He told his parents he would be at Stan's, which wasn't a total lie, but they didn't know Stan was out on a camping trip with his scouts group.

Everything was going well. You and Kyle just laying in each other's arms, listening to music and talking about whatever came to mind.

It seems, however, the music was a little too loud as you didn't hear Stan walking downstairs, back up, and down the hall.

"Hey, Y/N, Shelly's ordering food so— what the fuck!?" He interrupted himself when he saw a random person laying with you.

"Oh shit!" You yelped.

"Who the fuck is that?" He couldn't see who it was as Kyle's hood was up and he was facing away from the door, where Stan was stood with his arms crossed.

"Uh..." You had no idea what to say. What could you say?

Kyle slowly got off of you, still refusing to turn around and face his best friend. This was not how either of you were expecting your relationship to be found out.

"Well?" Stan stepped closer.

Knowing there was no getting out of it, Kyle slowly turned around and looked at him.

"Kyle!?"

"Now, Stan, listen—" you started.

"Listen? What the fuck is going on here?" Your brother exploded. "Guys, I'm not fucking stupid, so don't treat me like I am."

"We never said you were," Kyle mumbled.

If looks could kill, Kyle would be dead where he sat.

"Of all people, you decided to date my best friend?"

"Stan."

"How long have the both of you been doing all this behind my back?"

"Stan!"

"Answer my question, Y/N."

"A few months." You mumbled.

"Months!?" He yelled out of disbelief, feeling like he had been betrayed by two of the closest people in his life. "Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Listen! For once, just fucking listen." You got up and stood in front of him, getting fed up of his shouting.

Kyle stared at the floor and played with his hands nervously.

"Neither of us can control who we like, alright? And we just so happen to like each other. We knew you'd try to stop us, so we kept it from you and have been dating in secret." You stated calmly. "He treats me so fucking well and makes me feel like nobody ever has in my life, so excuse me for wanting what's best for me, Stan."

"But my best friend? Really?"

In reality, he had no idea what else to say. He knew you were right as he knows you've been happier the past few months.

"Hey, I didn't say shit when you started dating Wendy!" Now it was your turn to get mad.

Your brother stared back and forth at the two of you in disbelief, trying to find something to say. "Just wait until mom and dad find out about this."

You simply rolled your eyes in response, and Stan turned to Kyle.

"I'll tell your fucking parents as well, about how you've secretly been dating my sister. I'm sure they'll love that!" He pointed a finger deep into Kyle's chest, before turning around and storming out, slamming the door on his way out.

A couple minutes of uncomfortable silence passed before Kyle peeped up. "That could've gone a lot better..."

"Tell me about it." You sat back down and grabbed your phone.

"What are you doing?"

"Texting Shelly what we want to eat."