#rapid snez

[clovesnz]

Yo sometimes I just really want snz wavs/vids of like some really big, exaggerated, screaming sneezes - basically the equivalent of an all caps, multiple-line-stretching, exclamation-pointed “atchoo” in a fic - but it’s kinda hard to find 😔Like pls lord just gimme someone who will literally yell and knock themselves over when they sneeze is that too much to ask

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I posted 201 times in 2022

That's 201 more posts than 2021!

74 posts created (37%)

127 posts reblogged (63%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sideblogmine

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@gentle-sniffles

I tagged 180 of my posts in 2022

Only 10% of my posts had no tags

#snz - 72 posts

#4tp - 70 posts

#snzblr - 66 posts

#favtp - 65 posts

#snz fet - 63 posts

#snzfucker - 62 posts

#snz kink - 61 posts

#snz scenario - 55 posts

#snez - 33 posts

#favwavs - 26 posts

Longest Tag: 72 characters

#like it’s gotta be a real specific occasion for me to like mess concepts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

when you’re riding them while they’re having a fit and hear them say “god…don’t s—” before letting out another snz, not sure if they’re begging you not to stop or begging themselves not to snz again

166 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

#4

a rushed and breathless “i’m gonna sneeze” leading into a constant, neverending fit is so

169 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

#3

sneezing rapidly while the thing causing it is still up their nose

192 notes - Posted July 14, 2022

#2

do NOT get me started on half sneezes. those sneezes where it’s practically 95% of the way out but at the very last second bails, making the person clumsily cough or sigh out the rest of it before gearing up for an immediate, fuller sneeze afterwards

203 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

don’t mind me just imagining someone having an absolutely terrible fit; rapids that they can’t control, stuck sneezes making them pant and squirm, the whole nine yards but here’s the kicker

it’s all happening in front of someone they’re interested in and they also happen to have a humiliation kink

now they’re just sitting there sneezing their head off unbelievably turned on because of their crush and how embarrassed they are in front of them send post

206 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

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[zenniet]

Look I get finding little, high-pitched sneezes cute, but my parents' sneezes bring nothing but heart attacks and ringing ears, they're so fucking loud and sudden 😭😭 I can't imagine anyone getting turned on by *that*

loud sneezes are a no,,,

[violetdiamond-blog1]

I’ve been wanting to do a snez meme for some characters I play in a verse with @dodecahedral  and @umdhlebi, so I thought I’d start with Mikkel, since he was my first Lousy Coffee character. He's a half-human, half-frost wight, and a full blown punk-ass wisenheimer

Sound?
 Short and not particularly loud, but with a tight, pressurized sound to them, usually prefaced by a quick inhale. Something like “hhg'TSHh!”most of the time, but they sometimes have a tendency to get snagged, and the effect is more like “hh-- g'TSHH!” If he is sick, they tend to be longer and heavier, and are often punctuated with a vocalized “-uu”. His sneezes usually come in multiples or fits, though not really rapid fire. Two or three will do him most of the time, but his allergic fits tend to be much longer, annoying affairs.

Personal habits or hangups surrounding sneezing?
 He's not too fazed by doing it himself, except for the unfortunate repercussion of accidentally coating whatever he's holding with a layer of rimfrost or producing an accidental burst of ice mist, which he sees as annoyingly ostentatious and also potentially hazardous to any frost-intolerant beings he might be close to. With others, he's not particularly germophobic and wouldn't bat an eye in most cases. Abe's sneezes (and in particular his tenancy to produce a small (or large) torrent of fire with them) has caused him to develop a sort of, er... let's say fixation, which he's still trying to sort out.

Any allergies?
 He has hay fever, which is an added vexation to his general misery come springtime. He's sensitive to some colognes, and a strong whiff of something potent like garlic might agitate him into a sneeze or two, but he doesn't have any specific allergies.

How do they handle having a cold (or if they’re incapable of having had one, what would a fluke experience be like, how would they react to these unpleasant “firsts”)
 He deals with it in the way he does most things in life, with a general “whatever” defiance. He catches mild colds with pretty fair frequency, and is very used to soldering through a day or two of a sore throat/ stuffy nose, and probably wouldn't think much of it unless someone pointed it out. For this reason, he tends to get caught off guard when one of these seemingly nbd seasonal illnesses hits him harder than expected, and he will still try to everything he'd already planned on doing, even despite clearly looking and feeling miserable. He's not prone to whining for the purpose of attention-seeking, but will definitely get irritable or sulky if rubbed the wrong way, or sometimes just for the sake of it. He's very bad at self-care and won't put any effort into it at all. Medicine? What the fuck is that shit anyway?

Who would they like to take care of them (or would they hate the extra attention)?
 He would never search out any care-giving attentions on his own, but will tolerate low-key things like buying tissues or making tea from anyone he's pretty fairly close to who's feeling feeling particularly generous and also willing to put up with his not-overtly-grateful sarcasm or possible bitchiness in response, though such souls are very few. Body contact and other small-but-intimate displays of affection from a person he is romantically involved with are a secret comfort to him, but ones he again would much rather put up a front of surly aloofness against than actively seek out. So having a boyfriend who knows him well enough to see past the facade and is potentially willing to jump through a hoop or two to play along is ... very nice.