#ratchanting

[orangeocelotmartyn]

The start of something new (Garbage Rat, Martyn, and Ren triangle)

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Oli: Have you seen a Rat-tic around here, because I told one of them there would be one. Water: I don't know what that is-- Eloise: No, but you know who I have found? I found Mratyn-I found Mratyn, and Will! Oli: Marty! Eloise: Everybody's here, yeah, Marty-- Oli: Marty's here. Marty from the good ole days! (begins playing a quiet clip of applause) Eloise: He looks a bit different, though, he looks a bit different, and I think he's got-I think he's got a boyfriend. Oli: (shuts off the sound of the applause) Wait, what. Eloise: I don't know, he just kept calling him all these pet names like "Big J" and "Captain," but I might be misinterpreting that. Oli: But he didn't call him anything like "O-Dawg," or-or "Garbage Rat," did he? Cause that's my names, he wouldn't use those on someone else. (he plays a clip of an audience 'aw'ing) Eloise: No, he didn't call him that. Oli: Oh, well, that's good, that's nice, I'd love to see Marty.

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Oli: Don't worry guys, I'm gonna free you! Bek: Help me! Martyn: (through disbelieving laughter) You've gotta be joking--you've gotta be kidding, Garbage Rat! Oli: (joyously) Marty! Martyn: (laughing) What are you doing here! Oli: I've been here the wh--two weeks now, getting drunk on wine! And forgetting stuff. Martyn: What is the--right-- Oli: What happened to your eye? It go the same way as mine? Martyn: I don't wanna talk about it. Captain, if we're gonna recruit anybody, this is our guy-- Ren: Who is the loud one? Martyn: --This is our guy! Oli: You've not found another-- Ren: Reveal yourself loud one! Oli: Hello its me the Garbage Rat I eat the garbage. And what is your name sailor? Ren: Hello Garbage Rat, I am Admiral Jaque Levy La'rat. Oli: No way. And what are you doing with my boy? Ren: (clears throat) He's the Lieutenant on my-my vessel. I picked him up a few weeks ago out in the middle of the ocean, he was in half a tennis ball floating around and it was quite pathetic. Oli: No way...that's quite the step up from being a highway rat. Martyn: Ehh--that's the first time you've described it as pathetic, I don't think I like that. Bek: Bit embarrassing Martyn. Ren: Highway rat, what--? Oli: I actually never called him pathetic--

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Oli: -friends everywhere we go-- Martyn: Garbage Rat! Oli: Oh my god, Captain, my Captain. (Martyn: Oh.) Hello. Ren: It's the Garbage one again, hello! Martyn: Oh, two seconds, Will! (Will: Okay!) Oli: Hello, you found yourself--you guys find yourself a ship to commandeer yet, you found yourself a highway to man? Martyn: Ah, we-- Ren: We find ourself a perfect spot to rebuild. Martyn: Yeah, we found a plot. We got home and a plot. We're gonna go to the kitchen with Will, wanna come? Ren: I would like, I would like to add, Mister Garbage, that you look magnificent on our boat. I mean, look--the three of us together, side by side, as the pirate crew is there no better-- Oli: Yeah...ey, ey now, I love pirating, I love stealing, I love robbing, I love eating. I'm all those things, but water is not a thing that I enjoy, my sweet croissant. Yeah. Water-- Martyn: Yeah, he's got a past with, uh, flushers. Oli: Drowning, flushes, the whole-- Ren: I understand. Oli: --nine yards, yeah. I shall not be going anything that could have whirlpools. Ren: Out on the high seas, some might call you a Coward. Martyn: Ooh. Oli: Well. In the garbage bin, somebody might call you a corpse. But I ain't gonna make it happen. (Martyn laughs in surprise) Martyn: Yikes. I should step in here, but I don't wanna, I wanna see what happens. Ren: My words. I've never heard such intimidation before. Oli: It's been a good few years. I've faced a lot of creatures in my time. I remember when we were-- Ren: Alright, well Mister Garbage, I'd be happy to have you as an ally on shore, in that case. Oli: I would love to be an ally on shore. And if you--

[cherrifire]

Yapping rats

[sasmeo-bisaster]

The funniest thing about martyn being gone just like that in the rats 2 finale is that ren is for sure yapping about how his liutenant was a fearsome warrior and a loyal rat, how talented he was, how adorable his lil face is and how you just can't help but give it a kiss. And everyone who decided to board la sangria is considering either mutiny or to throw themselves in the sea cause he just won't shut up about martyn.

[the-royal-hand]

i think tumblr likes when i post these freaks. are we all excited about captain waking up and also the PLUSHES????

[lythecreatorart]

“I'm gonna pack my things and leave you behind. This feeling's old, and I know that I've made up my mind”

Rats SMP Martyn’s ending

I’m not gonna lie, this comic take me awhile to do it (other than midterm project due) bc boy this caught in my feelings.

Anyway BOSSMAN THERES THE COMIC!!

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[nuno-draws]

RATCHANTING ENJOYERS HOW ARE WE FEELIN??!?!

[doodlelesbians]

they make me insane

[iheartfurrympreg]

them. again

[0rainfrogs0]

so i don’t think im ever going to recover from pi-rats and data stream defender martyn lore actually

[ashley-the-cowboy]

ratchanting 💜💜

[wyrmgrass]

* Disclaimer. The captain only gives one smooch per day. Sorry

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Martyn and Ren are sick of each other's yapping

Ren:--more in this direction, okay-- Martyn: Oh god, this place just goes on and on and on, kinda like somebody else I know-- Ren: This is a wonderfully regal looking place, just up my alleyway! You know, Lieutenant, when I was a part of Her Royal Rat-esty's Navy-- Martyn, to himself: Oh, here we go... Ren: I was invited, many times, for dinner! Martyn: And every time she would say, "isn't this delightful, Commander?" And you'd say, "it sure is, but not delightful as you," ha ha ha ha ha. I've heard it before! Ren: I've told you that story before?-- Martyn: Yes! Ren: --I've told you that one before? Martyn: Not-not for like the thirteenth time, no. Ren: Okay, well, you know--when you're on a ship with another man for three weeks, days meld into one another, and so do the stories. Martyn: You chose to tell me the same story eighteen times, but you wouldn't play "what shape is that cloud." I said it looked like a shark, and you said, "don't be silly, keep an eye on the waters, is that land?" Ren: Lieutenant, I-I was the Admiral of the Dread Naught known as Daisy the Third, and do you think an Admiral plays child games with clouds? Martyn: I think an Admiral would take in the beauties of the world, rather than being stuck to just his duties. That's my take on things. Ren: That is actually quite a good point. Martyn: Yeah, I appreciate what's around me. Ren: You hit me in the feels with that one, Lieutenant.

[calciumyum]

I don´t really know if you take requests, so feel completely free to ignore me, but could you draw ratchanting? The first stuff I thought when I saw the rat announcements was that they would look so cute in your artstyle :3 Anyway, you are so cool and talented X.X

Piratchanting!! :D What sort of adventures will they go through?

Edit: omg wait tysm anon for the kind words WAHHH I didn't fully read the thing bc as soon as I saw the words 'ratchanting' and 'request' I immediately locked in :"]

[the-fandom-queenxox]

Ratchanting

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[the-royal-hand]

Soooo ummm. How're we feeling about these rats in rat paris?

[lythecreatorart]

The Whole Truth and Bond

And they go to the sea and stay together forever bc Captain have 2 hands-

Lmao, nahhh. I want to make the actual Martyn ending scene so bad, but I feel like this need to be made first then the aftermath feel more effective for me.

This was supposed to be 15 page long but have to cut short for my hand sake.

Sorry king for cut your confessions down-