#re brad

[savage-rhi]

Wesker: Redfield, our instruments measured that you were driving 100 mph in one of STARS jeeps.

Chris: sorry captain, but the speed limit does not apply when the free bird solo comes on.

@rebelwithoutaclock Coming up! To read the other STARS shenanigans drabbles, here they are 1, 2, 3,

"Alright everyone, gather around. Let's make this mid-week huddle a quick one," Wesker hollered, gesturing with his right hand for everyone in the STARs unit to come into the meeting room.

He took off his shades, rubbing his eyes while mentally bracing himself. Between his nefarious obligations to Umbrella and trying to run a police department, he could feel the exhaustion creeping in. A wave of regret pooled in the back of his subconscious, wishing he had the foresight years ago to not work two jobs. Alas, he made his bed and had to lie in it. That didn't mean he didn't have an intrusive thought or two about cleaning up shop as far as the RPD was concerned, especially with the shenanigans the STARs team in particular pulled.

For being the best, they sure aren't the brightest...he thought as he made himself comfortable in front of the podium, watching the team members take their usual seats. He put his glasses back on and cleared his throat.

"First thing on the agenda is the lightsaber incident," Wesker couldn't believe he was saying this aloud and shook his head. "Mr. Vickers, when you're on patrol and see a group of teens reenacting a movie scene, that doesn't mean you stop your vehicle and join them. Especially when you're in the middle of an investigation. Might I add the delay in your scheduled flight with Mr. Sullivan made it so Ms. Chambers took one for the team and covered your ass."

Quiet snickers filled the room as Brad's face blushed. He wanted to shrink into a puddle and disappear, wondering who ratted him out. All he could do was meekly reply, "Y-yes sir…I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

"Good," Wesker stated. He ignored the fact that Rebecca herself patted Brad's knee and whispered 'it was alright,' too focused on Chris, who was unable to keep a straight face compared to his colleagues. "Redfield, earlier this week our instruments measured that you were driving a hundred miles per hour in one of our STARS jeeps. Care to explain?"

Jill and Barry, sitting on either side of Chris, quietly chuckled at Chris's expense, earning a quick glare from him before he forced himself to look at Wesker.

"Sorry, captain," Chris coughed. "But the speed limit does not apply when the 'Free Bird' solo comes on."

Barry and Jill bowed their heads in front of the table, their shoulders quaking as they tried to hold back their laughs. Even members of the Bravo team were having difficulty keeping it together at the visual alone.

"You know what else doesn't apply, Redfield?" Wesker asked as a matter of fact.

"I don't know, sir," Chris gestured. "Enlighten me."

"The time-off request you submitted last week. Consider it tabled for insubordination."

"Son of a bitch…!" Chris whispered harshly under his breath.

"And while we are on the subject of cars, Ms. Valentine and Mr. Burton, I'm putting you both on vehicle suspension for the remainder of the week."

"What, why!?" Jill exclaimed.

"But sir--!"

Wesker held up a hand, interrupting their protests. "I doubt Redfield was able to come up with the 'Free Bird' bit on his lonesome. The man is full of colorful ideas, but you two are well known for encouraging him to see it through."

"Shit…"

"Fuck, he got us there," Barry muttered to Jill.

"Mr. Frost," Wesker let out a deep sigh for this one as he once again took off his glasses to rub his eyes. "While you are out on patrol, you can't go around with chalk outlining cars and trucks that don't park within the lines in a parking lot or park to the curb exactly with an exclamation of 'asshole parking' and proceed to ticket."

"But it's a good warning system!" Joseph glared and shrugged. "If they can't parallel park for shit, then they had it coming! If you would've put me on another assignment instead of having me play meter boy, we wouldn't be having this conversation!"

"Mr. Frost, get over yourself," Wesker growled. "I know you're angered that I set you on this task, but need I remind you what the alternative would've been?"

"All because I started the whole 'Wesker shits standing up' bit? Man, you need to take a joke!"

"Enough!" Wesker raised his voice. Whatever was left of the chuckles and laughs ceased immediately. He felt a sense of pride rise in his body as well as his blood pressure, and let out a deep breath. "Alright people, let's take five, and we'll meet back here to cover the recent cannibal attacks."

As the STARs Alpha and Bravo teams single filed out of the room, Wesker thought he had a moment of peace until he heard Joseph holler:

"I still stand by what I said, Wesker shits standing up everyone!"

Wesker made a fist, his teeth clenched.

The thought of siccing a pack of Cerberus onto the man was beginning to sound more and more delicious with each passing minute. He smirked to himself, riding on the high from the visuals that came and went through his mind of Joseph being ripped apart.

Maybe Birkin and I can brainstorm later…

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[finchers-ipad]

FIGHT CLUB WAS RELEASED 25 YEARS AGO TODAY!!!!!

[darticous]

😫💓

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + tumblr [254/?]

[silverxxs-world]

IM ONLY HERE FOR HIM

[roseyisopodsart]

Week 1 part 2 for the @rerarepairmonth Domestic/Slice of life prompt! I was supposed to upload this yesterday but guess who forgot…Me 💀

Expect more PolySTARS 🤭 they’re doing face masks this time, Brad’s even got those eye masks to lighten his dark under eye circles (they won’t work)! I love them so much, it hurts💖

Edit: No one told me I misspelled domestic 💀💀💀

[keeep-it-lite]

What the hell have I made!? What does this cube collage tell you about my taste in horror men?

Side note: I've been a fan of Jeffrey Combs/Herbert West/Re-Animator since I was 10. The reason I've gotten to making a few collages with him in them now is because I have what I like to call my David Bowie fazes. I go through fazes of certain looks and actors, which is why it says in my bio "Whatever I'm into at the moment is what you get".

[makeila04]

Little is said about the fact that although I like these 3.

This was the one that started my taste for mysterious blondes with sunglasses.

Poco se habla de que aunque a mi me gusten estos 3.

Este fue el que inició mi gusto por los rubios misteriosos con lentes de sol.

[crimescrimson]

Red's Guide to Resident Evil [Volume Seven]: Resident Evil 3 (2020)

Scenery: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [+1]

Characters: Jill Valentine [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] | Carlos Oliveira [1] [2] [3] | Tyrell Patrick [1] [+1] | Mikhail Victor [1] [2] [+1] | Robert Kendo [1] | Multi [1]

Pairings: Valeveira [1] [2] [3] [+1]

Alternate Costumes: Jill Valentine [1]

Creatures: Nemesis T-1 [1] | Nemesis T-2 [1] | Multi [1]

Specific Scenes: [1] | [1] [2] | [1] | [1] | [1]

[patrice-bergerons]

Not to get lost in the narratives and such, but I think it's a wild thing to take a young player with fire in his belly who will be the first to admit that he was never even the best player in his junior teams made it to the NHL it's because he clawed his way thru via any means necessary, and to tell him, I want you to look at this example of all things beautiful about hockey, and do everything exactly as he does it.

And how all of that, instead of breeding resentment can turn into devotion. I'm thinking of faith and how Bergy will be the first to talk about all the ways in which Marchy made his game better, of two people who pushed and balanced and completed each other, who worked so well because they were so different in so many ways, two people who would suck at being each other. And what happens when, you say now you take over. Now you lead, on your own.

And I guess I'm also thinking of that 22 year old with a chip on his shoulder who was told: you will never be the best player on ice as long as he is on the ice, so I want you to be second best.

[s10127470]

Meet the Friends of The Nicktoons (Part 1)

@rynewartworks

Goddard:

-Pretty much the same as he was before (stands at 3'4)

Carl Wheezer:

-Is now 16-years old and a sophomore at Earhart High School.

-Largely the same as he was before, though he's notably a little more confident now and is now longer interested in Judy (kinda).

-Now stands at 5'4, has a slightly more burly build and his hair is usually slicked back.

-This is his usual outfit (done by Tiffany Red Rose)

-His relationships are still the same.

-He works part-time at McSpanky's with Jimmy and Sheen. He's the fry cook.

-He plays on the football team.

Sheen Estevez:

-Is now 16-years old and a sophomore at Earhart High School.

-Largely the same as he was before, though he's notably a little lax now.

-Now stands at 5'6, has a lean build and his hair is but more shaggier now.

-This is his usual outfit (also done by Tiffany Red Rose)

-His relationships are still the same.

-Is still dating Libby

-He works part-time at McSpanky's with Jimmy and Sheen. He's the drive-thru attendant

-Is the leader of the Ultra Lord Fan Club.

Gary:

-Pretty much the same as before (stands at 2'0)

Patrick Star:

-Is now 27-years old.

-Pretty much the same as he was five years ago.

-Looks the same before (stands at 4'5).

-Still wearing his usual outfit after five years, but now with a matching shirt.

-His relationships are pretty much the same.

Sandy Cheeks:

-Is now 28-years old.

-Pretty much the same as she was five years ago.

-Looks the same before (stands at 4'3).

-Still wearing her usual outfit after five years.

-Her relationships are pretty much the same.

Cosmo and Wanda:

-Pretty much the same as they was five years ago.

-Looks the same before (stands at 4'2).

-Still wearing their usual outfits.

Poof:

-Is now 5-years old.

-An excitable and happy little guy.

-Now has an average build for a 5-year old, stands at 3'8, and curly hair.

-Wears purple overall shorts over a lavender T-shirt, and purple and white sneakers.

-Is now a kindergarten student at Spellementary School.

Sam Manson and Tucker Foley:

-Are both now 19-years old and sophomores at Marley University, where they're majoring in environmental science and computer science.

-Still the same personality-wise, but a Sam is lot less judgemental and Tucker is bit more relaxed.

-Sam stands at 5'8, has an hourglass figure with an average build, and longer hair with a mini ponytail. Tucker stands at 5'10, has a lean build, and curlier hair.

-This is their usual outfits (done by Amethyst-Ocean)

-Over the last five years, Sam would find out she's pansexual and is now dating Paulina. As for Tucker, he would find out that he's actually asexual and is currently single (which he doesn't have a problem with anymore).

-Sam does tons of volunteer work and extracurriculars, while Tucker works part-time at The Nasty Burger.

-They share a house with Danny.

Brad and Tuck Carbunkle:

-Brad is now 21-years old and Tuck is now 13-years old, with the former being a junior at Tremorton University and the latter being in the 8th grade.

-Still the same personality-wise.

-Brad stands at 5'10, has a lean and athletic build, and slightly longer hair. Tuck stands at 4'9, has a thin build, and slightly longer hair.

-This is their usual outfits (done by @dashyflashy-arts)

-Their relationships are still the same.

-Brad is currently dating Sheldon (they've been together since senior year of high school).

-Brad is on the university football team and now works at the city's safari park.

-Brad still lives at home with Tuck and their parents.

Appa and Momo:

-Pretty much the same as they were before (stand at 13'0 and 1'4 respectively)

Sokka, Toph and Zuko:

-Are now 20, 17 and 21 respectively.

-Are all still the same personality wise.

-Sokka stands at 6'0 and has a lean and athletic build. Toph stands at 5'5 and has an hourglass figure with an athletic build. Zuko stands at 5'11 and has a lean and athletic build.

-Their usual outfits are the ones from the Dark Horse comics.

-Their relationships are still the same, though Zuko is now engaged to Mai.

-Sokka spends most of his day teaching future warriors back in The Southern Water Tribe, Toph is still running her Metalbending Academy, and Zuko is still ruling over The Fire Nation as The Fire Lord.

Lok:

-Is now 30 years.

-Still the same personality-wise.

-Looks the same as before, though he now has a goatee (stands at 6'3).

-His relationships are still the same, though he's become more of a mentor/big brother figure to Tak.

Keeko:

-Is now 18 years.

-Still the same personality-wise.

-Stands at 5'9, has longer and messier hair now, and a lean and athletic build.

-Looks the same outfit-wise, but now has red wristbands.

-His relationships are still the same.

Bogo:

-The drum-playing orangutan of the Pupununu Village

-Lives in a big tree in the middle of the village.

-Often hangs out with Keeko.

-I don't think he was ever given a name in the show, so I gave him one.

Chuckie Finster:

-Is now 16-years old and is a 10th grader at Jim Jr. High School.

-Stands at 5'4, has longer hair (which keeps tied up as a ponytail), and a slim build.

-His usual look is his outfit from All Growed Up!, but he now has his shirt open and wears a white long-sleeved undershirt underneath, and his pants are now shorts.

-Still the same personality-wise, though he's gotten more confident over the years.

-His relationships are still the same.

-He’s now dating Lil.

-Still working at the Java Lava with Kimi.

-Got his braces removed at age 14.

-Is one of the only four members of the Rugrats with a driver's license now.

Susie Carmichael:

-Is now 17-years old and is a 11th grader at Jim Jr. High School.

-Stands at 5'9, has longer hair in the form of dreads, and a hourglass figure with an average build for her age.

-Her usual look is her outfit from All Growed Up!, but she now has an open purple jacket.

-Still the same personality-wise

-Her relationships are still the same.

-She’s now dating Z.

-She now works part-time at a local music shop and has a career as a part-time musician.

-Is one of the only four members of the Rugrats with a driver's license now.

Phil and Lil DeVille:

Are now 15-years old and are 10th graders at Jim Jr. High School.

-Both stand at 5'2, have the same hair-styles from Season 2 and beyond but longer now, and Phil has a lean and athletic build, while Lil has a hourglass figure with an athletic build.

-Their usual look are similar outfits to the ones from All Growed Up! but their coats are now varsity jackets with white sleeves, Lil's skirt are shorts now, and their shoes are now sneakers.

-Still the same personality wise (though they are sort of back to being two-halves of a whole doofus)

-Their relationships are still the same.

-Lil is now dating Chuckie, and Phil may or may not have a crush on Twister.

-They're still on the school soccer team.

Twister Rodriguez and Sam Dullard:

-Are now 15-years old and sophomores at Ocean Shores High School.

-Twister stands at 5'4, has longer hair, and has a lean and slightly athletic build. Sam stands at 5'2 and also has a lean and slightly athletic build.

-This is their usual outfits. (Still couldn’t find the artist who made it).

-Still the same personality-wise.

-Their relationships are still the same.

-Twister may or may not have a crush on Phil

-Are part of the extreme sports club at Ocean Shores High.

Gerald Johanssen:

-Is now 14-years old and is a freshman at P.S. 119 High School.

-Stands at 5'1, has longer hair in the back now, a whiskers on his chin now, and a lean and slightly athletic build.

-His usual look is the outfit on the left (done by @impactrueno)

-Still the same personality-wise.

-His relationships are still the same.

-He’s now dating Phoebe.

-He plays on the football and baseball teams alongside many of his friends.

Torvald:

-Is now 18-years old.

-Over the last five years, he's been able to catch up academically. And now, he's right where he needs to be as a senior at P.S. 119 High School.

-Stands at 6'1, has longer hair now, and a broad and muscular build.

-Wears a white short-sleeved collared shirt, a red sweater vest, blue jeans, black and white sneakers, and a blue beanie.

-Thanks to his academic catching-up, Torvald is a lot more chipper now.

-Ever since his tutoring, he and Arnold have been incredibly close. Basically being brothers now. He's also pretty close with Gerald and Aang too.

-Torvald works part-time as a tutor, specifically for kids with learning disabilities.

GIR:

-Is pretty much the same as he was before (stands at 2'1)

[albertweskerxchrisredfield]

Only chose these ones because if I remember correctly it’s what other wanted the most

[exdeputysonso]

Wise Blood (1979) Press Photos

[candydandyorsomething]

another round of modern day resident evil au headcanons, to help me keep the depression away. this time for Rebecca, Brad, and Claire

Rebecca

surprisingly good with computers and has to help Barry and Chief Irons with theirs all the time. sometimes Wesker needs help too, but nowhere near as much them

she's not necessarily addicted to tiktok, but she does use it a lot. she's also managed to convince Jill to do a tiktok dance with her once. (also chris but you literally just have to ask him, whereas jill is adamant about her hatred for the dance trends on there)

something about her also gives me tumblr girlie

as much as it saddens me, i have to say it; i think she's straight, but the kind of straight that says 'yeah, i'd try going out with a girl if she's cute or pretty enough'

Brad

tech wizard. anytime Rebecca can't fix a computer problem, they all go to Brad. everybody forgets he's good with them though, cuz

he's even worse than Chris with organization. he also just makes some of the worst decisions sometimes. not all the time, but enough :/

is also very book smart (he is a helicopter pilot after all), but is living proof why intelligence and wisdom are two different stats in roleplay games

also straight, but kind of wishes he wasn't because way more bears have been interested in him thinking he's a twink than any girl has

Claire

instant friends with Jill. they had one conversation and she stole her as a best friend from Chris

still very much an activist and fully intends to make her brother proud

H-O-T-T-O-G-O you can take her- out for the uhaul so she can move in after the first date cuz she's a raging lesbian. my source? lesbian aunt that acts like her (sorry chris, the redfield bloodline ends here)

[feliks-grayscayl]

//TW BODY HORROR + eye strain

Ninjago TMA au sketches no one asked for: Darkleys squad

the brainrot is real

close ups under the cut

[chrisitsraining]

on this day in 1998... s.t.a.r.s alpha team was sent to the arklay mountains :)