#reader x noi x shin

[doodlenoodleboi]

MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL WOMAN (with little to no reasoning)

An absolute icon. This woman will rock yo.  shit. 

Muscle Mommy. I honestly forgot why I like  her just good character  design.

Literally me when I’m in “You’re stupid, I like that in a love. man.”

I would let this woman do DJ the champ got me

things i wouldn’t even let

men do to me.

[batterygarden]

this heart is mine (ɔ˘ ³(ˆ◡ˆc)

contents: shin x fem & afab! reader, violence and minor body horror (not on shin/reader), established relationship, explicit smut (hand job, facial, fingering, p in v, creampie), size kink + slight pain, public sex (abandoned shopping mall), dubcon because shin says he doesn't wanna do it out in the open but you still do, mild and v teasing degradation from shin, he calls you bug as a pet name haha, ab 2.3 k words

a/n: at last, my dorohedoro brain rot has come to fruition. noi is not mentioned here because I ship shinoi in such a monogamous soulmate way that this fic has to exist in a completely different timeline. please talk to me about dorohedoro, anybody!! i'm on my knees!

18+ please! mdni

You try to focus on Shin’s shoes. The way his jordans echo on linoleum, squeaking with every dodge and jump. He’s surprisingly light on his feet for his build—his movements extra impressive since he’s also supporting you, trying and failing not to choke him while you cling to his back. Yes, the sound his shoes make is definitely preferable to the ugly cries and shouts of his victims—things you do not wish to commit to memory. 

You only peek open your eyes twice during his fight. Shin tells you to keep them shut and you have a feeling he’d somehow know if you disobeyed, so the two looks are somewhat accidental and fast. 

Once, it’s when Shin almost flings you off while he dodges a barrage of attacks, and you open your eyes just as he ducks the two of you beneath an opponent’s rusty chain whip. The next is when you hear the screams of his targets—for a moment you can’t help but watch how their limbs come apart through Shin’s thick smoke. 

How scary.

“Okay,” he sighs once it’s over, setting you carefully on a bench around the corner. “You can open your eyes now. But stay. right. there.”

He disappears from your sight then, back to the room of the carnage, leaving you to listen to the mysterious sound of rustling plastic for a couple of minutes. 

When he returns it’s with a knotted garbage bag in hand, tossing it a yard from the bench before collapsing in the space beside you. 

“Are you alright?” Shin asks then, leaning forward to rest elbows on knees, rubbing his eyes beneath his glasses. He’s removed his cute little heart mask you love so much, but at least now you get an eyeful of his handsome face. You don’t attempt to hide your ogling.

“Mhm, not a scratch!” 

“That's good.” 

There’s silence for a minute. Then: “any particular reason you decided to pay me a visit at work today?” Shin’s tone is patient, but he gives you this tired look, like he’s picking you up from the principal's office for the third time in a month. It only has you rubbing your thighs together if you’re honest. 

“Um yes,” you scoot closer, “I was missing you…”

“Missing me?”

You nod fast, eyes wide beneath your lashes while you gaze up at him. 

“Real bad, Shinnie”

You watch the understanding spread on his face in real time—biting your lip at his accompanying groan. There’s only ever been one scenario that earns that nickname. 

“You risked your life to get dogged?” He sounds exasperated. You giggle, hooking an ankle around one of his. 

“Someone ought to beat your ass one of these days.” 

“Whaaat?! It’s not a crime to be horny…” 

“For being slow,” Shin corrects, tapping your temple. You rub at the spot, seizing the time of his movement to weasel your way beneath his arm. It’s an art, your ability to weasel into this man’s personal space. 

He sighs, not attempting to move away from you, watching with raised brows as your hand inches up his thigh. You’re awfully forward today. 

“I knew it would work out okay. You’re the best at what you do, Shinnie…” 

His voice gets adorably pouty. “I thought I asked you to stop calling me that, by the way.”

There’s a sharp inhale through his teeth then as your fingers find his cock, hard under your touch. His hand covers yours. 

“Wait. Maybe not out here…”

You only look up at him with your annoyingly wide eyes, saying nothing but slowly moving your hand to his belt. Shin simply watches with a conflicted frown on his face, eyes occasionally flicking to see your mischievous expression. Not a lick of obedience as per fucking usual. 

He lets out a shaky breath when you free his cock a moment later, his legs spreading once you yank at his pants.

“If someone sees, I’m going to kill them. Just—“ his breath hitches when you spit on his tip, letting it drip down, “—just so you know. I don’t even wanna deal.“

You laugh as you begin pumping him in your hand. 

You always get a kick out of Shin’s cheeks when you touch him like this, blushing all deep and rosey. So you reach to plant a kiss on one, milking a bead of pre at the same time and wiping it up with your thumb. You suck it off your finger before resuming your motions.  

“Oh yeah? Even En?”

More spit. 

“Fuck. Probably—hah!—not, god. Let’s not talk about him.” 

You think that you could get Shin to answer any question you could come up with while you’re rubbing his cock, truthfully. If he ever wants to keep a secret he’ll be done for. But you decide to quit your teasing—he’s being sweet, letting you play with his cock at all in the middle of a public (albeit currently abandoned) shopping center. Better to be sweet back.

“”Course handsome,” you trap his nearest ankle completely in both of yours, planting a kiss to his shoulder, too, your gentle pumping motions unrelenting. Touching as much as possible. 

“Did I tell you I think you’re the prettiest man alive?” 

He whines when you squeeze at his tip, leaking more and more pre and gripping at the edge of the bench behind you with white knuckles.

“Ngh—fuck. Yeah, you actually have.” 

“Good. Well, I’m just reminding you then.” You kiss him again, closer to his mouth, steadily increasing the speed of your palm against his length, adding a bit more gentle pressure around his tip. 

Shin bites his lip, his brows all tense and furrowed while his hips twitch beneath you. 

“Is my baby getting close?” You ask, your voice a coo. Like he’s some lost kitten you found and not a 200-something pound muscled-up murder machine. 

“Yes—“ He nods fast, unable to hide the twitch of his hips.

Briefly, cruelly, you consider edging him. 

But then you remember how good he is to you, and decide against it, squeezing him and milking him just right till he’s whining and groaning and you know he’s about to make a mess. So you crouch in front of him, opening your mouth wide and giving him a place to do it. The second you do Shin is cumming in creamy white ropes all over, landing sticky cum on your cheeks and nose and mouth. His aim certainly could have been worse, at least he avoided your eyes. You lick up what you can and wipe the rest on Shin’s jacket when he hands it to you—thankful for the gesture. 

Shins still collecting himself, panting and leaning against the wall behind the bench when you stand in front of him then, hands gliding over his shoulders with this needy expression on your face. 

“You’re set on fucking right here, bug?” He reads your mind to ask, before looking pointedly towards his crime scene around the corner then at the garbage bag, his shaky breaths evening out. He slides farther back on the bench when he gets his answer, giving a lazy whistle when your panties are tugged down from under your dress. No need to question further than that. 

Then you’re climbing your knees on the bench to straddle him—leaning so you can rest your weight on his thighs. The position only works because of his size—you’re grateful you snagged yourself a goddamn bodybuilder for a boyfriend. 

“I need you right now, baby. Can’t wait.” You let him know, fingers trailing up his neck to cradle his face while your other hand plays with his tie—his own work their way up your thighs.

Your lips meet hungrily then, kissing deep and feral all at once like the two of you just now noticed you’re starving. Shin lets out a relieved sigh into your mouth when you do, and you moan into his, arching against him when his hand makes its way up your dress. 

“Shin—“ 

His fingers feel rub into the sticky mess at your center, gathering the slick before pressing your clit.

You buck unintentionally. 

“You’re so—“ Shin’s interrupted when you plant another peck on his lips. “—Messy.”

He says it like a compliment, like it’s a pleasant surprise—though it probably isn’t surprising. 

“Needy.” He adds as he sinks fingers inside of you, stretching you out while you grind against him. His long fingers always drive you insane—they’re so big and different from your own when you touch yourself. It’s like he’s able to reach your soul.  

“‘M always needy for you ba—baby,” your voice has that whiny higher pitch it gets when he makes you feel good. If you’re not careful you’ll cum before Shin’s even inside of you. 

“Let me—let me ride you. I wanna feel your cock, please, baby…” 

“You can once you cum.”

Shin’s pace of his fingers pumping inside you gets more rhythmic, his palm pressing against your clit while it does. 

You can hardly string the words together to reply, burying your face in shin’s neck while you’re brought closer and closer to release. You can only groan at him. 

“You’ll take me better this way anyways,” he mumbles more to himself. Then his free hands running down the back of your skull, petting you while you rock against him.  “Let it go, bug. Cum for me.”

Now is an occasion you’ll oblige him, clamping around his digits right when he tells you to. The feeling’s such a relief—you truly have been horny all day—that you feel like crying, spasming around your boyfriend’s long, stitched fingers till your vision’s blurred. 

You’re sticky when you finally come down, leaving a mess all over Shin’s fingers and a bit on his pants, but he doesn’t seem to mind—little hearts in his eyes as he wipes your release all over his hard-again cock once you lean back. 

“Good girl,” he says, his clean hand rubbing your waist. “Looks like you can listen.” There‘s no bite to his words. Only teasing. 

You smile at him, docile in the way you can sometimes be once he’s made you cum. “Only to you.”

There’s another peck to Shin’s lips then before you’re lifting your hips, wasting no time to ease yourself onto his cock—finally the moment you’ve been fucking waiting for—nothing left to slow you down. The stretch of it leaves you panting. The drag of every ridge of him is so delicious—he’s so thick, it’s a feeling that’s irreplaceable. 

Shin seems borderline pussydrunk already by the time you bottom out, head thumped against the wall behind him, eyes squeezed shut and jaw slack. You take advantage of his vulnerable mouth to capture his lips in yours again, sharing a breathy, sloppy and drooly kiss while your hips start to rock. 

You’re being gentle. Trying to ease your way into movement when the stretch of shin’s massive cock id borderline painful, but soon strong hands are digging into your hips, holding you in place while shin bucks up into you himself. It’s not a surprise—shin’s never had the greatest self control, and your pussy often erases what semblance of it he does possess. You’re honestly pretty sure even if you had tried to edge him earlier he would have held your hand still and fucked up into it himself. 

Shin reaches deep into your guts when he fucks you like this, holding you and bouncing you like you’re a toy. He doesn’t talk to you like one though, shin worships with his words where he doesn’t with his actions—mumbling praise after praise while he controls a brutal pace, seemingly entirely by accident. 

You’re pussy’s so tight, bug. Y’re—hah—squeezing me so well.

It feels so good—it’s like you’re made for me. 

Wanna take you with me everywhere so we can do this all the time. 

You can only smile and mhm and try to kiss his pouty lips when you can—the breath keeps getting knocked from your lungs so it’s hard to respond. Shin feels so good—you fit together perfectly—it’s hard not to go stupid with the bliss of it. 

You’re cumming before you ever registered how close you were, no warning as you suddenly spasm around him, throwing your head back with a cry while shin sucks marks onto your neck. You see stars, creaming till the sound of shin’s cock slapping into you turns loud and wet. 

But you know you’re not done, Shin isn’t done—and you knew better than to start something you couldn’t finish. So you cry out and dig nails into his arms while he bounces you faster, pounding into your overstimulated cunt till you’re on the brink of cumming again, babbling broken words.

You end on a high cry of Shin's name when your pussy clamps down a third time, milking Shin for all that he’s worth till he’s filling you—pumping your insides with cum till you fear a tummy ache. 

You collapse into him once you’ve both fizzled down, laying yourself against his chest in a melted way while his skull falls against the wall behind you. You sit like that while breaths are caught—it takes a while to come down to earth. 

Only at that point does Shin finally ask how you found him on his work assignment—and you’re forced to admit how you tipped some carpet taxi extra to tail his broom. 

“You're a real piece of work, bug.” 

He hoists you on his back for the short walk to where he parked the broom—knowing your legs are still boneless without you having to tell him. You get to sit in front on the ride home, shin’s massive arms around you while he drives—making you promise never to visit him at work again. 

thanks for reading!! feedback and rbs are soooo appreciated <3 i really want to Talk.

[milky-fixx]

day 6, shin: cockwarming

kinktobruary day 6

shin x reader // dorohedoro

summary: it’s been a long day of work for en, and shin just wants to relax. it’s a good thing he has you, his own personal “pillow.”

tw/cws: explicit, 18+, cockwarming, sexual tension, kinda fluffy but mentions of canon-typical violence/blood bc of course, what is drhdr without it?

word count: 1.2K

a/n: the irony of me writing fluffy shin when he’s the nastiest bitch

There’s few things that Shin finds relaxing after a particularly grueling cleanup. A hearty meal, a warm bath to ease the ache in his muscles and the bloodstains on his skin. This has been the way he’s lived his life for as long as he’s started working for En.

But with you in his life, he’s discovered a new method for relaxation.

“A-ah.”

Shin grunts, adjusting your position with a shift of his hips. Though the TV show blares in front of him, he’s anything but focused on it, what with the ample distractions in front of him. His glasses askew, his face burning, the words blending into gibberish in one ear and out the other. After all, how could he focus when you were fidgeting and moving your damn hips like that, while he was buried balls-deep inside you?

“Thought you wanted to help me relax?” he finally grumbles.

You shoot him a shaky grin, and he’s pleased to see the sweat beading on your brow. A sign that he’s not the only one affected by this. “Y-you don’t seem to be very relaxed right now, babe. I-If anything, i’d say you’re pretty h-hard—“

He rolls his hips into you, and the action has your words trailing into a whine.

He huffs. “Who’s unrelaxed now, huh?” He attempts to focus on the show again, a smile tugging at his lips. It’s a little game the two of you play, both of you seeing who will crack first.

While Shin doesn’t think of himself as a masochist, preferring to be someone that inflicts pain, to see his victim trembling beneath him for mercy.... he admits there is a kind of pleasure to the suspense. Not knowing who will give up first.

Plus, like all choices he faces in life, he enjoys straddling that thin line between madness and restraint. He can’t seem to focus on anything going on other than the feel of you clenching and releasing him. Shin has never been able to multitask to the best of his ability. He prefers to focus on one thing alone, let his instincts run, and right now they’re honing in the tight, wet heat of you. They tell him to bury himself inside you and pound away, uncaring of any consequences for fucking into you hard enough to immobilize you for the next few days.

Rejecting that urge is thrilling, in a way. It’s a test of patience to see when he finally cracks. And thanks to your constant movements and quiet, barely-suppressed gasps, he’s managed to stay semi-hard inside you the whole time.

To your credit, he notes with amusement, you also don’t seem too interested in whatever program is playing. Your lips stay parted and Shin is distracted by the sight, imagining something else your lips could be wrapped around at this moment...

“H-how was the clean-up?” He’s startled out of his thoughts.

He raises a brow, propping up his glasses with an index finger. Amusement creeps up on him; are you actually trying to start a conversation with him while his cock is buried inside of you?

“The usual,” he says nonchalantly. “We dealt with them in less than five minutes. Noi smashed their heads in.”

“Oh, sounds… exciting.”

“It was alright. Wish they’d put up more of a fight.” His tone and interest shifts, his stitched hands coming forwards to wrap around your sides. “In fact... I can think of a few more exciting things that could happen today.”

You glance at him through your lashes, and something about the look has Shin’s throat bobbing. He’s overwhelmed by the sudden urge to destroythat innocent look on your face, to build it back up again into something knotted and hard, a grimace of pain and pleasure, perhaps. He can already hear you crying out his name.

Fuck the program, fuck this game, and fuck this waiting around. The change in Shin is instantaneous.

He grips you under the armpits, raising you up till his tip of his cock is barely nudging your entrance, before impaling you onto him. Your breath escapes you in a whoosh, but his hips start pounding into you with little reprieve, eager as he is to let out some of the frustration caused by his unsatisfying kill and by your damn mind games.

“G-god,” you gasp, your voice shaking with every bounce. “What happened to p-playing it c-cool?”

“Can’t expect me to do anything when you’re gripping me this damn tight,” he grits out.

But there’s more to it. Feeling you clench around him very much reminds him of plunging his fist into the chest of his next kill, feeling their heart thunder in his grip as he squeezes, before yanking it out of them. It was exhilarating to feel the last throb of life between his fingers, to see the fear and horror play across their faces. With you though,, he wants to see your face contort in a different kind of emotion--in ecstasy. He wants to know that he’s the one pummeling life into you, giving you this exhilarating experience. 

It’s an odd comparison, he’s aware, but he’s never stopped to think too hard about his own desires for violence, so sex is just another dimension to it.

He positions till you’re on all fours and he’s settled behind you, the bed creaking with every shift. The heavy drag of his cock against your ass has you biting down on your lip, and your arms threaten to give out once Shin slams your ass back onto his cock. Shin’s much too pent-up to stop his momentum, and he thrusts into you with vigor. The bed springs bounce with every thrust, the frame hitting the wall, surely hard enough to leave dents.

En won’t be pleased, Shin acknowledges in the back of his mind. However, in some twisted depraved sense, he enjoys the idea. Let the whole mansion know who’s fucking you. He can already picture it: the dented and scraped wall, which En will surely roll his eyes about; Fujita, with his thoughtless comments about the sounds the two of you were making—Shin wants everyone to know who’s making you scream—

His hips slam into yours, and he exhales sharply as he spills inside of you. You gasp out his name as your walls clench around him weakly through every spurt of his release. The thundering of his heart slowing to a patter as he leans onto you and pants. Gosh, that was more exertion than he thought he’d have in him

He stills when you whine. “Shin... you’re heavy.”

“S-sorry.”

As he pulls his softening dick out from inside you, his face flushes when he sees the cum drip out of you obscenely. He props his glasses back on his nose, wiping the excess away with the sleeve of his shirt. 

Another shirt sullied. 

After a quick cleanup, the two of you order room service from En’s cooks. Like a pair of spoiled pets, you spend the rest of the night curled up and content, the warmth of satiated hunger urging the both of you to drift off while watching TV. 

As you fall asleep with Shin on top of you, he finds it surprising that rather than want to tear your heart out, he’s content to just press his ear against it and listen to its steady thrum.

[madamteller]

I was so happy when I saw your post about Shin from Dorohedoro! Then I cried when I saw the last time you posted was 10 months ago 😭😭😭

And that is one hundred percent my fault 😅 I have story ideas for Shin cause I do love him and his character, I just never felt like putting it down on here. That and I’m busy these days so it would be short stories. But happy so many people like shin as much as I do. Especially since he’s shipped with Noi so I the fanfics I see of his are always with her. But fear not, if you or anyone else has any Shin x Reader prompts you want to see, let me know! I will be that gal! 🫡

[florencemachina-fics]

(A/N: This took me a few days, many hours, and a lot of work and it's literally for one person. Please enjoy this garbage pile, I love you. Reader is gender neutral, referred to as y/n)

Content warning: G/N reader, noncon, rape, kidnapping, parties?, masks, cunnilingus, fellatio, threesome, bleeding but only a little bit, uhhhh tag me if I need more CWs

Summary: You owe someone a LOT of money. That someone is En. When En needs things cleaned up, he sends his cleaning crew. You get the picture. 4,566 word count

It's almost too bright in this shady nightclub. Well, shady only in the business it deals with. The whole place is lit up brighter than a fucking Christmas tree, and louder than god himself shouting at the earth. Actually, if god existed, you probably couldn't hear him over this music. Luckily though, you found yourself a private corner to light up a cigarette and take a moment. Looking back, perhaps this was a terrible mistake after all. You had left your shithole "Hotel" tent this morning actually hopeful you could find the sorcerer that could change your face so maybe, just maybe you could return home to the world of sorcerers. Being on the run doesn't really work well if everyone knows your face. So cue a big chase to the Hole, and here you find yourself- barely nickels to your name and about to literally change your face to get out of legal trouble with En.

Ah, yes. It's not easy to forget that you pissed off easily the most influential sorcerer there is. So what if you borrowed a little money? If you were rich enough to pay him back, you wouldn't have had to borrow in the first place! Stupid En... Anyway, it doesn't matter now. You're about to change your life for the better and put the past behind-!

[[MORE]]

"Oof- hey! Watch it, asshole!" You sneer as a tall man dressed in a tight sweat suit bumps backwards into you. You dropped your cigarette in surprise.

"Woah! Sorry, I didn't see you there!" The man (His voice is so high?) bends down a bit a sheepishly rubs his neck. "I'm actually looking for someone! A guy with a heart mask, have you seen him?"

The teeth in his mask is a bit unsettling, so you weigh being polite as the safer option, "No, sorry. I'm actually looking for an acupuncture guy, personally. Have you heard of him?"

"No," He looks around, "but he's bound to be here somewhere. God, this place is so big, and WAY too loud! Heeeeey! Shiiiiiiiiin!" He cries out into the crowd uselessly. Obviously, no one answers.

"Hey, let's go sit down." You tug the guy over to the bar, order a couple drinks to go, and pull him off to a side room. The music still reverberates the walls, but at least the two shoddy chairs, the rusty old card table, and stained matress on the floor hold up against the attacks of light and sound. You close the door behind the two of you and settle, tired in one chair; he takes the other. With a sigh, you take a sip of your drink. "So, what's your name?"

"Oh! I'm Noi, who are you?" Noi pulls up the mask enough to sip his drink. You notice his lips are pretty, pink, and soft-looking for a guy's. He's really well shaven, too. This tips you off a bit. He might be a sorcerer.

He also seems really stupid, or just doesn't care, but you care a LOT. So, naturally, you lie. "I'm Ginko. Did your friend leave you alone here, Noi? What's his name...Shin?"

"Yeah, but it's fine. We're actually looking for someone. I mean, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm sure it's okay. Maybe you can help! Have you heard of (y/n)?

Oh. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuuuuuuuuu-

"No, I'm sorry. Do you know what they look like?" You put on your most polite, sweet smile.

"Sorta. Our boss just told us they have really nice hips and a great ass, so I don't think he really knows either. Man...this is such a pain." He looks dejected and peels off his mask. "Anyways-"

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT she's the most BEAUTIFUL woman you've EVER seen?! Her long hair cascades in perfectly unkempt waves of moonlight, framing a full round face. Two shining ruby colored eyes set the face of an angel in front you, leaving you speechless. Fuck she's SO pretty...

"-ich is why I have to find them before my cousin gets more angry, you know?" She sips her drink.

You wish you were that glass.

Wait, you're in danger.

You nod, smiling tightly and laugh. "Right! Well that sounds great but I want you go- have you to- want to kiss- you are- go. I. Need. To. Leave. Soon." You finally force your stupid tongue to speak real human words.

Even when she's whining she's pretty, "Aw, man! But I really like you! Can't we talk a little longer?"

She likes you- "I really wish I could, but," you open the door, "-!"

"There you are."

A man wearing a heart mask steps past you in the doorway, blocking your exit. "Noi, you were here the whole time?"

"Shin! I made a friend! This is Ginko. Ginko? Shin!" She gestures happily between you two. Shin doesn't look too pleased by the introduction. He eyes you like you're a nasty bug he spotted in the corner.

"H-hey," you try your luck to escape, hopefully unscathed. "Nice to uh...to meet you. I actually have to meet someone, so....okay I'll be going."

He holds a hammer up under your chin. "...Noi, this is them." Of course, Noi isn't paying attention, which you have a front row seat in seeing how this annoys him. She's busy eating a granola bar she pulled out of thin air, or maybe found somewhere which is infinitely grosser. "(Y/n)." His voice commands your attention back to him. "Sit." Your betraying body follows his orders, knowing full well you could die if not. Hell, you might still.

Noi perks up when she sees you rejoin her at the table. "Oh! I thought you were leaving?" Her full mouth makes it a bit hard to understand her. She swallows her mouthful and discards the wrapper somewhere behind her.

"They were trying."

"Huh?"

"This," he waves the hammer at you, "is (y/n)."

"How do you know?"

"The boss told us what they look like. Were you not paying attention?" He glares, and you can see past the darkness of the eye holes in his mask that he has striking teal eyes.

"Huh?! Of course I was!" She pouts, which you find cute despite the sinking feeling you get as you realize these are your executioners. Your hot, cute, tall, buff executioners with really tight asses. The stray thought crosses your mind that Noi might be the type of girl to insist on matching gym shorts for working out. You giggle at the thought - a bad idea since it drags the focus back to you.

"What are you laughing at?" Shin's got the hammer poised under your chin again, a domineering and cold stare to match the chilling metal. "Listen up. You pissed off the boss. All of this could've been avoided if you had made your payments on time. Now, I'm gonna give you about three seconds to cough something up, or I'm gonna bring your head back with me."

"W-wait! I don't have the money, but...b-but maybe I can give you something instead? Just to not kill me? I just need more time, that's all!" You beg. You're not above begging.

He opens his mouth to reply, but Noi pops up beside him excitedly, stopping him. "Actually, Shin, I think they're onto something! I mean, it's not an ideal place, but why don't we have some fun while we're here? It is a party after all!" She's beaming. Oh, even her teeth are perfect. How? How is she this pretty? "What do you think?"

"Well, we haven't had a vacation in a while...and I need to relax." He starts loosening his tie and sits in the other chair once occupied by Noi.

"So you're thinking what I'm thinking? Good! I was worried for a second there that what I said got lost in translation-"

"Noi."

"Right, well anyway," she smiles so sweetly for you. "So your name is actually (y/n)? It's a cute name. I'm gonna enjoy saying it." Her hands are roaming your body to undress you, easily lifting it from the chair when needed so they can pass across your plush rear. "They really do have a nice ass."

"Is that all you remember?" Shin finally undoes his tie and leaves it on the table, then works on his suit jacket next.

"Wait your boss actually said that about me?"

"He said it's your best quality." He removes the jacket and starts undoing a couple buttons of his shirt.

"Ouch. Harsh. I'm at least a good sorcerer."

"Not since you got caught by us." Noi chuckles and continues her work. When you're finally stripped completely bare, you're unceremoniously tossed to the floor. The strong woman takes her place where you just were and starts removing her track suit, revealing a large set of breasts, barely kept in by a black tube top.

"(Y/n), come." He taps the floor with his shoe (how are his shoes still clean?) Naturally, you obey. The other option is not really an option - make a run for it. You get the feeling you wouldn't make it to the doorknob. Plus, you might lose the chance to live. So, instead, you crawl on the floor to him and sit pretty on your knees. He reaches forward and plays with your hair. "Ew. Greasy." You don't even get the chance to retort as he grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks you forward. Your face is now buried in his crotch, and if that large, stiff object isn't a knife, then you're definitely terrified for what wreckage your body is about to go through. He moans through gritted teeth and grinds your face against what you're certain is his erection.

"What are you waiting for? Unzip me." He commands.

"They can't unzip you if you're holding them down, silly." Noi laughs, like he's just a silly little guy and you're all not engaged in an act of sexual coercion. He loosens his hold enough for you to lift your head and slip your hands beneath your chin to his zipper. He's wearing a belt, but even that doesn't take much to undo. Finally, you push his button through the hole and pull down the hem, revealing a set of solid blue boxers. So he's a Hanes man, huh?

"My patience is wearing thin." He warns. You know he won't warn again. Your trembling hands manage to pull the hem down enough for his cock to spring forth and holy shit how are you going to-

You don't get the chance to consider. He's already forcing your jaw open with his free hand while using the one in your hair to push your head where and how he wants it. It's not easy, either. He goes for all of it with the first thrust. The head hilts to back of your throat, and you come up coughing and gagging. He doesn't let you catch your breath, but forces his free thumb between your teeth to keep your mouth wide open for him as he mercilessly fucks your throat. You barely catch puffs of air as he takes long deep strokes, though air is short lived for you because soon enough your throat relaxes, allowing him to slip all the way to the base.

"There~ now, was that so hard?" Yeah, you want to say, it's rock hard and deep in my throat. I can't breath and I'm horny as shit now, and you feel so good in my throat but I feel like I'm gonna pass out! But you don't say that, and instead you moan. It's choked, but he hears it, and so does Noi.

"Oooohhhh~ I think pet wants some attention down here too." Her tone has changed, god did she always sound like that? Your senses are dulling as you lose oxygen, but you definitely feel the cold, dirty toe of her boot shove up between your legs. "Hey, spread wide for me. I wanna see what you're packing."

She hums in appreciation when she spots your folds dripping wet and ready to be entered. More importantly, she sees your enlarged clit hanging heavy like an ornament between your labia. "You look even better like this." Her boot roughly presses into your core, and as ashamed as you are of the situation, you love the way it catches your clit over and over when she moves her foot back and forth. You think she might be trying to be gentle, but it is anything but.

Shin finally pulls you off as the black almost takes over your vision completely. Your tongue lolls out, obediently waiting to lick and suck his cock again at his whim. He studies your mussy face all covered in slobber while you're sucking in much needed air. You let out a lewd moan, a mostly breathless moan since you're...well, breathless. He seems pleased, or at least you think so. You can't tell past the mask. But his eyes tell you a lot, and his heaving chest makes it seem like he was the one choking a moment ago instead of you.

"Okay, my turn." Noi leans forward to swat Shin's hand away from your hair. He's reluctant to let go, but once he does you almost miss his touch. You aren't left wanting for long. Noi pulls your hair much more gently than her partner did. She pulls you up to straddle her thigh. Her big, juicy, strong thigh. Her hands grasp firmly to your thighs and painfully push you down against the bare flesh of- when did she take off her pants? How? Wasn't she stroking your clit? When did she have the time-

Your intrusive thoughts are interrupted once more when her fingers bare a death grip on your hips and push your clit almost too hard into her thigh. It rips an orgasm from you. Had you been that close? You're worked through your rough first orgasm right into overstimulation. It's too much all at once-

"Hey, I wasn't done with them."

"You'll get your turn again, soon. Be patient." Noi's voice is gentle, but her touch is not. Her fingers are making bruises in your thighs, and your head is swimming.

"P-please....too much...." You barely get the words out between breathless moans. Noi is ruthless, sure, but is kind enough to let up when you beg.

"Sorry, sweetie. I didn't mean to hurt you!" She finally stops forcing you to grind against her. Instead, she starts trailing her soft lips from your earlobe down your neck leaving kisses and sucking hickies as she pleases. Past her soft breathing you can hear Shin behind you fisting his cock slowly, enjoying the show being put on for him.

"Now can I have a turn?" He asks impatiently. Noi sighs and lets you down from her lap. You try and fail to stand on shaky legs. Thankfully, Noi catches you and rearranges you instead to lay back on the shaky card table. It creaks under your weight, years of rust complaining at the misuse. Shin doesn't care about the age of the table, as you can see from the way he leans over you and aligns himself with your slit.

"Shin, you're sweating. Just take off your mask or you're gonna have a heart attack." Noi teases him. "It's just us here, you know?"

He doesn't say anything, but does as she says which saves you from immediately having to take the massive girth threatening to split you in two. You watch as the discarded cowl reveals a handsome face. Blonde hair, blue eyes, a strong jaw...this is literally the man of your dreams. It's really a shame you met like this, you probably would have asked him out on a date if only-

"Ungh- fuck! They're tight!" He groans and braces himself on the table. You're gonna fucking fall apart if this man has his way with you! But you can't force yourself to even speak let alone beg him to be merciful. His shaft hits all the way to the back of your deep pussy, and he's not even fully sheathed yet. Key word: yet. He's certainly trying, pushing deeper and deeper. It hurts - oh god does it fucking hurt - but he's taking it slow. You can't tell if it's for you or for him, but you're thankful nonetheless. That is, until he's satisfied with how wet you are (embarrassingly wet, why are you enjoying this?) He slams into you faster and harder with every stroke, and you would hear the table steadily breaking if you had enough thoughts in your already fucked out brain to comprehend it.

The two of you moan and clasp onto each other like a lifeline. His steady strokes push against your gummy walls in ways you didn't think were even possible, hitting places you didn't know existed. For sure you're no virgin, but by far he is the best lay you've ever had. He's not loud either, just quietly grunting and breathing, reveling in your flesh as he pleases. His left hand is braced against the table, effectively caging you and supporting him simultaneously. His other is gripping your hip right where Noi's hand had bruised you minutes before. And he is. Not. Stopping. His thrusts are rough and steady, until they're not.

The table busts and the two of you unceremoniously crash to the floor. Noi bursts into laughter immediately. "That's what you get for going all out right away!" You can't laugh with her. You're still filled up with a giant dick, and Shin is heavy as FUCK. You can't breathe- you can't-

The weight is lifted. Noi has pulled Shin up off of you, and his dick slides out with a wet squelch. "Goddammit, Noi...I was close."

"No you weren't. We've gone hours without stopping before." She points out as she's positioning herself between your legs. "Tsk....they're bleeding a little. You could have been nicer-"

"They're our target!"

"Still...." Noi pulls you up to straddle her hips and hold her neck while she carries you over to the forgotten mattress. You realize faintly that she's naked. She plops you down then hooks her hands under your knees so she can inspect you. "Wow....you're really pretty, y'know?"

You can't stop yourself, "Back at you, gorgeous." Your wavering voice actually sounds kind of confident with your little quip. She blushes and gives you a big, beaming smile.

"Thank you!" Her mouth comes down to start placing wet, sloppy kisses along your thighs. The strength she's got allows her to lift you higher as she works her way toward your core. By the time she reaches your firm clit, she's got you balanced on your shoulders relying on her to hold you up. Her lips wrap around the nub and she sucks and you moan so loud you're sure the party could hear you. Her tongue and lips are sooo soft and yet so firm and she's AMAZING at this! You're shaking with every pass of her tongue over you, in you, up, down, left, right-

Your bliss is interrupted by Shin when he straddles your head. Oh, great, he's naked too. "Mind if I join?" He asks Noi.

"You just had a turn." She's stops slurping your juices to answer him, pulling a needy whine from you.

"I can share. Can you?" He tilts your head up slightly and teases his cockhead against your lips.

She hums against your pussy - it feels so good - and licks a heavy stripe up your lips before she answers, "Okay, but only if I cum first this time."

"Yes ma'am." Shin agrees, and for some reason you open your mouth obediently for him. His dick slides all the way back down your throat, giving you a strangely erotic sensation. A shot of lust shoots through you when he moans your name. He brings his hand to your throat to feel himself as he starts up a steady rhythm fucking your mouth.

Noi is busy working you up to your second orgasm of the night. You feel it coming on stronger and stronger as you experience this intense fellatio. Your clit is throbbing, you can feel it pulsing in Noi's warm mouth. Almost- almost- so close- until the dam bursts and you're squirting all over Noi's mouth. She squeaks in surprise, but doesn't stop licking and sucking until you stop squeezing.

"C-close... uhn.....Noi~...." Shin moans and thrusts faster inside your throat.

"Don't you dare! You made a deal." Noi drops you so she can grab Shin by the shoulders. He stops, surprised at the sudden change.

"Oh...fuck, sorry Noi." He slides out of your throat. "Damn, they look cute all covered in spit." He notes with a smirk.

"Don't forget about me." Noi complains, and crawls around you so she can straddle Shin. She easily slides onto his cock with a very pretty moan. "Sh-shin~."

"That's it. You enioy that, Noi?" He lays back and beckons you over. At this point, you're so high from pleasure you've forgotten why you were scared of them in the first place. "Come here and sit on my face, (y/n). Face Noi; she gets needy when she's getting fucked."

You take your rightful place on your golden throne, and are very pleased to find he's just as talented with his mouth. He gets to work alternating sliding his tongue in and out of you and suckling your huge throbbing clit. Your moan is interrupted by Noi taking your face gingerly in her hands and kissing you. She bounces hard and rough on Shin's dick, but her kiss is soft and gentle. Her tongue snakes out to dance with yours, exploring your mouth and feeling the muscle inside. She wants to taste everything she can of you, and you want to taste her. Every bit of her.

It feels like you're kept in a state of pleasure limbo. Everytime you get close to climax, Shin seems to sense it and stops, dangling your release by a thread. You can both tell Noi is getting close, though. Her moans get louder and more frequent, until she's practically screaming and shaking. Shin takes pity on her, grabs her hips, and brings her crashing down into an orgasm. You watch a wonderful display of juices flying all over Shin's hips and Noi's thighs. You realize, like you, Noi must be a squirter. It's an incredible thing to watch. In your haze, you think she must be exhausted from that, but no. She slips off on Shin, whose chest is heaving with the effort of catching his breath.

"You okay?" She pulls you off of his face and toward herself.

"Yeah- hah...just gotta catch my breath..." He grunts and sits up.

"I wasn't asking you." She pouts, then returns to caressing and coddling you. "Think you can do one more?" She guides your head down to her chest. "I just wanna make sure of something~..."

"Yeah, anything for you." You don't even care, you just want to please this goddess. You don't register Shin moving behind you until he's already lined up with your wet hole. "H-huh?"

"Shhh, just be good." She guides your head lower until you're facing her white pubes (you never thought they could be that color, does she dye them?). She's got a full bush, and it's smeared with her and Shin's mixed cum. For some reason that seems to be the most erotic thing so far for you tonight, if the sudden ache in your pussy is anything to go by. And go by it you will, because as soon as that heavenly dick is back inside of you hitting all new spots, you swear you can hear angels singing. It might also just be Noi's moaning as you lick long, wet stripes up her cunt.

Your tongue swirls around her clit, exploring her nub and the fleshy folds it's nestled in. She tastes savory, but not bad. It's just...different? It has a different flavor than Shin's dick. And she's so warm and inviting. You slip three fingers easily into her, pulling a pleasured gasp from her pretty lips. Once your curl them, though, that's when she starts really singing. You're a person on a mission until Shin's starts to really get going.

As you are fingering Noi, he's rocking in and out of you at a steady pace. He's not going as deep as before. Instead, his cock is pushing into your g-spot and rubbing deliciously. You're being worked up slower than before, but you feel something bigger building. Your thighs are shaking, and your hips are starting to hurt where Noi had gripped you before and Shin is gripping you now. Exhaustion is wearing on you, but god you're so close, you can practically see the finish line in your mind!

Noi's moans start getting louder, matching Shin's uncharacteristic gasps of pure pleasure. Even you are giving them some loud cries between suckling and licking Noi's cunt. She suddenly grabs your head between her thighs. You might suffocate, but you'd die happy between these plush pillars of muscle. She holds you there, barely being able to move your head let alone your tongue, for a few moments longer until she's ready to release you, satisfied with your performance. She relaxes with a tired sigh and strokes a hand through your hair. Your moans get louder and more desperate while she coos and encourages you to chase your orgasm.

Your pussy squeezes Shin tight and suddenly the dam breaks and you're floating. Your cum rushes out of you with loud squelching as Shin chases his release. His hips stutter and he spills inside of you. It's warm, filling you up so much that it overflows and starts running down your thighs. You don't even care, it just feels so good. You can feel his cock and balls twitch as he empties himself inside of you. Once he's done, he pulls out slowly with a grunt and collapses next to Noi.

"Well, that was fun." Noi says softly, pulling you up to her chest. "We're gonna do that again soon."

"Agreed." Shin says, sleepily throwing an arm over you. "But first, I need a nap." The muted music from the party acts as white noise and easily puts the three of you to sleep where you are.

---

You look ridiculous in this outfit. It's better than death, you decide, but still embarrassing.

"So you mean to tell me you want them to be your underling? I sent you to kill them or get their money, not recruit them." The boss, En, doesn't look happy atthis turn of events.

"No, I said I want them to be under me!" Noi's smile is as bright and wide as ever.

Shin groans, "That's the same thing, Noi. Sorry, boss. What they mean is we are willing to pay back their debt, and instead they would work directly under us."

"So why the slutty maid costume?" He tilts his head quizzically.

"Aren't they cute?! I'm gonna put them in all kinds of outfits!" Noi squeals in happiness and shows you off like a prized mare.

"Well, if it makes you happy, cousin."

Wait, he agrees?! Oh no...You realize too late just what kind of situation you're in. Oh well, better than dead, you remind yourself. Better than dead.

[fujitasdeviltumour]

en family relationship hc’s

[this is hella self indulgent tbh but ya know, i’m not doing romantic headcanons for ebisu bc she’s like a whole child so, also if i miss any members please let me know so i can edit and fix it-

EN

-when he first laid eyes on you, he was more interested in your magic than you as a person

-you’d have to be highly powerful to catch his attention, really

-when he saw your magic and your ability, he became highly intrigued

-he would always be watching you and would feel a slight relief whenever you entered the room

-he started getting to know you for more than your sorcery, which only pulled him more towards you

-when he realized his feelings for you were romantic, he didn’t pay much attention to it and decided to ask you to be his partner

-not his magic partner, you’d never replace kikurage, but his romantic one

-you were a bit intimidated by him, but still highly respected him as your boss

-he asked you to see him privately in his garden, to which he held the pink animal in his arms as he told you

- “i find you interesting and i’d want nothing more than for you to stay by my side for as long as you live, could i court you?��

-as soon as you accepted his confession, he smiled a bit beneath his mask

-he’s not super affectionate in front of the other members, but he will hold you by the waist and kiss your hand like a gentleman to let others know your his

-he’s lowkey acts like a sugar daddy sometimes

-oh you like something but can’t afford it? he’s got you. you wanna go out shopping? he’s already put a few thousand in your hand

-he adores you just as much as he adores kikurage

-he once walked in on you asleep on his bed with the life providing animal curled by your side and his heart melted

-his kisses are soft and simple most of the time, but when he’s missed you too much during the day he’ll be more passionate, holding you against the wall and slipping his hands in yours

-he’s the protective kind of guy as well, he’d glare at anyone who even dares to glance at you

-you weren’t allowed to leave his sight during the blue night either, you looked way too ravishing in your outfit and he’d be damned if anyone else tried to go for his lover

-you’ve grown used to the goatee

NOI

-noi thought you were super attractive when she witnessed you kicking some human’s ass 

-she’s hella hyperactive and would always wanna go on some sort of mission with you, whether that be killing people in the hole or killing people in the hole

-even before she became your girlfriend, she was affectionate

-IT”S TOTALLY PLATONIC I SWEAR-

-she would always hug you and praise you, she adored being around you

-when shin asked noi if she had feelings for you, she blushed so fuckin madly

- “why don’t you just tell them? i’m starting to get sick of you always talking about them.”

-noi decided to tell you directly, since she’s not very shy

- “hey, i like you! we should go out sometime!”

-girly was SO ecstatic when you accepted her offer

-dates with her are usually going out to eat or experiment on humans

-she likes picking you up off the ground, she’s strong so she can just pick you up and throw you over her shoulder

-loves, and i mean LOVES, seeing you blushing or flustered

- “i snorted sugar but it still wasn’t as sweet as my s/o’s-”

- “NOI!”

-she likes to brag about you to her partner, which he sometimes gets annoyed of when she doesn’t shut up about you

-he thought it would stop when she told you, but your girlfriend only continued to boast about having you as her darling

-she can’t help it tho, she loves you too much to not talk about you-

-she likes when you play with her hair, she has nice hair

-as much as she’ll scold you for getting injured, she likes healing your wounds

-she’ll press a kiss to the area after she heals it

-sometimes you’ll cut your lip just so she has an excuse to kiss you

-will gladly murder anyone who upsets you or makes you uncomfy

-she’s so fucking badass and cute i love her

SHIN

-this guy’s gonna be a bit harder to write for but here we go

-meeting you, he didn’t really think much of you, just another cleaner to help him and noi

-though, as he spent more time with you, he starting getting more intrigued

-the way you fought against other humans, your magic, the satisfied look in your eyes as you looked down at the carcasses of those you experimented on

-it would leave him smiling to himself unknowingly

-he would try to protect you during dangerous situations, even when he knew you were capable to fending for yourself

-he liked the look on your face as you stammered a thank you with red cheeks

-when he realized his attraction towards you, he was flustered and confused

-he didn’t want to confide in anyone, seeing as how he thought he would be teased and mocked for falling for someone he worked with

-surprise surprise, people knew

-noi was the first to encourage him to tell you how he felt

- “don’t be a pussy, senpai! just tell them!”

-he told himself he could just shake off the feelings if he never told you

-but those feelings only got stronger

-so after a year, he decided to tell you

- “hey, look, i, um, fuck, i-”

- “HE LIKES YOU! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO OUT WITH HIM!” - “GOD DAMNIT NOI-”

-he was surprised when you accepted his feelings and agreed to be his lover, but happy nonetheless

-dates with him are usually just chilling when you guys don’t have a mission, his arms wrapped around you while you both are on his bed just enjoying each other’s company

-his kisses are soft and simple, he doesn’t wanna hurt you since he’s a total fucking beefcake who tears people apart with a hammer but he loves you too much to not be careful

-not big on pda, but will let you hold his hand or his arm

-he secretly likes when you hold onto him, it shows him you love his and his face gets hella red underneath his organ shaped mask

-he’ll give you his blazer jacket thing when you’re cold, it’s warm and he adores the way you look

-give this guy a kiss he deserves it

FUJITA

-this is where i get excited.

-this boy is such a simp and it’s obvious

-before you started dating, he would go out of his way to compliment you and your magic, he’d get flustered when you smiled at him, he’d stare at you with a stupid smile on his face whenever you weren’t looking

-everyone pretty much knew he was in love with you, unfortunately including ebisu

-the shorter girl would tease him SO much about his crush on you

- “fujita’s staring at y/n again! he liiiikes theeeemmm”

- “shut the fuck up ebisu-”

-you protected him from guys who were harassing him in the hole once and he was smitten

-the annoyed expression you bore as you looked down at their bodies, standing above them and his form before you looked at him and smiled

-his heart was beating and his face was more red than shin’s mask

-your friendship contained a lot of back and forth banter, the two of you had a lot of chemistry, which only made his feelings harder to contain

-just the thought of you made him happy

-when he asked you to be his lover, he told you privately with a bouquet of dying flowers in his hands

-getting ready to ask you out, he was worried that you would reject him because he was so weak

-he almost chickened out of telling you, but he knew he had to confess some time or another. so he looked down at the ground with the flowers held out to you

- “i’m in love with you, y/n! please accept my feelings and let me take you out!”

-the latter statement made you think he wanted to kill you, but you smiled and accepted anyway

-he was so happy and relieved you didn’t reject him, he felt adored and wanted for once

-dating him is fun, you still keep the playful banter but now you’re can be affectionate like those dumb rom com couples that actually last longer than two weeks

-he gets easily flustered whenever you hold his hand or kiss him, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t like the gestures

-whenever he’s feeling insecure about his magic, he comes to you to vent. he’s happy knowing that you’re there for him and he lets you vent to him as well

-dates with him are a mix of chill and adrenaline rushing

-one day, he’ll be resting his head on your thighs as you play with his hair and admire each other, the next you’re running from the cops hand in hand after robbing a shop

-he tries to be confident in his kisses, but often ends up clashing teeth, so he lets you initiate them. he melts whenever you kiss him

-little spoon energy

-he likes holding onto your hand or your waist when you’re around other people, he’ll even kiss your knuckles as well just to show others you’re taken

-he lets you wear his hat when you’re alone, since his heart stops and he becomes overly flustered whenever he sees you wearing his clothes

-bro thanks the devils every day for blessing him with such a cool s/o

-his mask is dumb but i would totally marry him, 10/10 boy i love him

CHOTA

-motherfucker would sacrifice you to the devils for a conversation with en

-could not give two shits about you

-sorry, he’s an en simp-

TURKEY

-TURKEY MY DARLING

-meeting her, you were extremely intrigued by her magic

-when you smiled at the scent of freshly cooked food, she couldn’t look away for a whole minute

-when she would make her dolls and you’d watch, she would always look forward to your excited reactions and praises

-the more time you spent with the cook, the more smitten she became over you

-she figured out a lot about you. mostly your favourite hobbies and foods tbh but she wanted to know you as best she could before persuing you

-she created a doll of you just so she could practice her confession

- “how do i approach them, er, you? do i act all confident or do i be myself or do i snort a line of coke and then tell you that i dream about you every single night?”

-the doll was confused and didn’t help her, so she killed it

-when you visited her once again, she decided to tell you her feelings

-she made your favourite dessert and offered it to you

- “I’ve grown feelings for you, please accept my confession.”

-she didn’t have her mask on, which allowed you to see her smile and the red tint on her cheeks

-you accepted, of course, and gave her a kiss while you took the dessert from her hands

-she couldn’t be happier

-you began visiting her more often, helping her with cooking her dolls at times

-whenever you passed by her or she needed something from you, you two would sneak in a kiss before continuing your work

-you tried eating her mask once, to which she smacked you upside the head

-picnic dates picnic dates picnic dates pic-

-doesn’t mind being affectionate towards you in front of others, but prefers private affection since it feels more meaningful

-this woman will not let you starve. you haven’t eaten yet? here she comes with a knife and a whole four course meal in her hands

-she gets scary when others try to hit on her darling. will not hesitate to throw her blade at them

-she’s so underrated for no reason man.

<3

[onecantsimply]

Shin,noi,Kai, and Kaiman with a assassin/hitman reader?

I ache to write about En even more but I have legit no ideas for the guy. And there comes a time where writing about Shin and Noi gets kind of basic-

Slight manga spoilers

- Shin -

• You two are always tired when you come home istg.

- It’s a trip to the bed, and cuddling there or sleeping until tomorrow comes. Somehow you two full of energy when you wake up.

- Like you have time to do a daily jog before your jobs start, which is when the tiredness and the depression starts- Still, getting lunch and dinner with him is one of the best moments in between jobs.

- Having the small talk and having to eat seems bland, but you two really have no energy to think of anything original. So you two are eating, onto which the food tastes like Heaven. Because it’s En’s restaurant-

- Noi -

• Unlike being tired, you two are energetic-

- You two have time to spar, you two have energy to chill around, you two even have time to go to a restaurant and eat almost the entire menu.

- Sparring can go a few ways. Either you and Noi get injured a lot, or you two just get tired. Never another thing.

- Chilling around is always on the couch, watching TV, cuddling, and eating something. That time usually comes when you two are done sparring. Just relaxing and having a good time. Nothing like that in the entire world.

- The restaurants are speedruns. Whoever finishes eating first doesn’t get to pay. And I will put it as you two are almost always in a tie. Depending on how hungry you two are, it’s always one or the other. The prices of losing are very high. You two always eat a lot to stay strong.

- Kai -

• You two are either acquaintances or friends that have each other’s backs. Loyalty is strict.

- It’s a win win situation for the both of you. While you can help Kai in payment methods, help him with executing others, and help him get a place to stay while he can help you with getting things you need for daily life.

- It’s all sunshine and rainbows for you until you’re on a job, or if Kai reaches out for your help. And even if it’s where he’s going to lose to Kaiman in the final battle.

- Kai deliberately keeps you safe from rain, and will try what he can to keep you defended while you’re most likely going off against En and his golems.

- But while it ends badly, you two were still friends.

- Kaiman -

• You constantly need to pay for him in Nikaido’s diner.

- She and Kaiman are thankful. You are about to punch him because he doesn’t have a job. And that leads to his part time in the hospital as someone who helps Sorcerer victims-

- While you’re almost always on jobs, you try your best to support Kaiman while you’re off. Helping him find his face is a necessity, and comforting him with cuddles is also a necessity.

- Beating up Sorcerers sometimes makes you feel like it’s a bit useless, since you guys are picking at straws. Still, since Kaiman wants his face back, you’re helping him.

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[dyke-a-saur]

My Husband, Me and Our Wife.

Oh to walk amongst the giants

[nana-is-loading]

Can I ask for Noi & Shin's reaction to their s/o being a bad cook but insisting on wanting to cook for them? pls and thank you <3 <3

This is such a good idea omg. Ty for requesting, Anon! 💕

(I read this as separate. If you want them together just DM me and i’ll be happy to do it!)

Noi and Shin’s reaction to their bad cook s/o cooking them something

Noi

“I’m home!!!” Noi yelled as she walked into the En Mansion with Shin. “Um“ She paused as she reached the kitchen. “Whatcha doing-“

In all honesty, she’d be optimistic. Noi will assume you’ve gotten better atleast a little

Oh god please no one tell her

If you really need it, she would love to help you out! Of course if you didn’t want any help, then she’ll totally leave you be

She’s a big eater and she’s not that picky either, even she would like it. Right?

A little scared before when she first tastes it but she let you cook for a reason. She loves everything you make but this was horrible

“It tastes good...kinda” Noi kept eating “Mhm”

She tends to sugarcoat things. She doesn’t do it on purpose; It’s only because she doesn’t wanna hurt your feelings

Noi would totally give you pointers, what you need work on, what tastes good together, etc

She really does appreciate the sentiment and she loves your cooking, even though it doesn’t taste the best

Shin

“Hey Y/N, i’m home from work-”The sight of you with pots and pans, making an attempt to cook frightened him. “Oh, welcome back” You greeted him from the kitchen

He’d be terrified

Shin is totally fine with eating anything. He’s not a picky eater himself, but he’s scared of any concoction you end up brewing whenever the En Family chefs let you into the kitchen

He would try to take over and cook instead. Last time you cooked it was too spicy and too sweet at the same time.

Don’t get him wrong though, he loves you and would eat anything you make, but he also thinks you’re a horrible cook

He is brutally honest about it. He’s in fact the Gordon Ramsey of the En family

“So....what’d you think?”

“It was.......“ Shin continues to describe in depth how bad he thought your dish was

He’d give you a reassuring pat on the back to make you think it wasn’t that bad

Of course he wants to support you in every way possible but this is just not it

[neptunesnxpple]

Shin x short m!reader

He first spots you when trying out a new cafe with Noi

They make their orders at the front and moments later you take their drinks over to them, explaining the specials and letting them know they can wave you over if they need something

Shin avoids eye contact the entire time, gay panic setting in

The moment you step away you think you overhear Noi making fun of him, but you’re not sure for what

You get called over three more times, each by Noi requesting small things. A bagel, a refill, a muffin.

Eventually they leave, leaving a fat tip

You think nothing of it, shrugging and going about your day

A few days pass, and the next time around Shin is the only one to show up

When ordering he makes a special request that you be the one to deliver it to him

The cycle repeats, he avoids looking at you when you come over and leaves a big tip

On days when you’re not there you’re told he actually looks disappointed

One one of your days off, you find yourself picking up produce at a stall and notice a familiar mask

You smile and wave, seeing Noi is with him too

The conversation is pretty much carried between you and Noi, dwarfed by both of them

When you mention not seeing her around despite Shin being a frequent visitor she’s shocked, grinning and nudging her senpai

Shin covers his masked face with his hand. As you all go to leave, Shin hands you his card. He tells you to give him a call if you’re ever in danger

[sonder-paradise]

Yellow

◊ Chapter 4 — Push not Pull

◊ Florist!Chuuya Nakahara x Tattoo Artist!Reader

◊ Note — Hints of Shin Soukoku and Fyozai

◊ it’s been about two-three weeks since Reader opened up shop :) honestly this one is shorter because it’s mostly filler

◊ Despite existing in the store for almost three weeks, y/n is still unsure how their door works

◊ Chuuya found the keys in front of the store at the front door. He quickly realized they were dropped after y/n failed to open the door

◊ Atsushi purposefully applied to the tattoo shop because he heard Akutagawa worked across the street from it.

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[toywolfmaker]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dorohedoro Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Kaiman, Nikaido, En - Character, Shin, Noi, Asu, Reader, Ebisu, Fujita, Kikurage Additional Tags: trans reader - Freeform, reader is gonna be ftm, FTM Reader, questioning if there's gonna be a ship between Asu x reader, we'll see Summary:

You live in the Hole with your friend Nikaido and newly found friend Kaiman. Stuff goes down hill as you realize En isn't just searching for your friends, but you too. You have a history as a sorcerer in the other world, but that's history...Or is it?

[isitlunchyet]

Could I get a headcanon or scenario with En trying to impress a very wealthy and well known sorcerer so that they could become a power couple to further improve his image but it's harder than he initially thought because they have very specific and expensive tastes, he eventually starts getting to know them more personally so that he can actually impress them but ends up actually gaining feelings? S/o was just just playing hard to get because they didn't trust him yet. 😅

hi anon, thanks for your request! as you might’ve seen, i’m trying new things, mainly by making my headcanons small and plenty rather than huge and few, also thinking about style development... hope you like what i wrote for you.

「 En x sorcerer reader headcanons 」

given En’s might and connections it’s pretty natural that there aren’t any magic users around who could even be compared to him, let alone compete or overthrow.

however, as soon as the news of you having been spotted in the Hole started spreading, En sat up and took notice - it’s not everyday that someone as wealthy and strong as you shows up on what is rightfully considered his territory.

the more his cleaners and minions see you roaming around the streets of the town, the more the wizard gets uneasy, well aware of what you’re capable of. they don’t call you one of the mightiest wizards for nothing, after all.

after yet another time Shin and Noi have mentioned the sight of you and your assistants discussing the possible purchase of that one very expensive piece of weaponry not even the richer magicians could afford, En finally decided it was enough. he wouldn’t- no, he couldn’t let you take his place this easily, even if you weren’t where to fight him in the first place, he knew about your abilities.

instead of confronting you about it, En chose to think things through and came to a conclusion that pairing with you would not only secure his current position, but would as well improve his image.

after weeks of running figurative circles around you in attempts to catch your attention by “accidentally” running into you in a narrow street, equally accidentally showing off his magic and making casual small talk you finally started seeing what he was up to, and you weren’t sure if you liked it or not.

being one of the wealthiest sorcerers in the realm had its undeniable perks, such as being able to afford whatever you wanted. for En though, it was one of the things that made it harder than anything to get you to accept his offer. rare jewelry pieces, devil made masks for your people, all sorts of magic attire seemed to do little for his initially low-cost plan.

what it did was something he never expected and got confused by - it made him catch feelings for you, someone he was going to use to his own advantage but ended up genuinely liking. En slowly but surely got charmed by your stoic personality, your stone cold approach to any inconveniences, the effort you put into everything you did.

you, on the other side, were hesitant about this new trait of your admirer. how could you know if he wasn’t playing some secret card just to capture you? his courting was on a really high level, unlike of those who tried to steal your heart before him, but from your own experience you knew what lengths people could go on to get what they want.

your walls have been crumbling at a painfully slow pace, until one day Kikurage decided to pay you a visit and sit in your lap. En followed shortly in search of her, and as soon your gazes met, you realized one important thing: she wouldn’t have got so close to you unless she knew that her master trusted you, and that meant he might’ve been more honest than you used to think.

from then on your relationship began taking small steps forward, becoming less of an image oriented, stupidly expensive game, but rather a journey aimed to make both of you happy in process.

[onecantsimply]

Um so Noi or Shin with a really short s/o that tend to kick men in the nuts if they bother them or their s/o

Wouldn’t mind doing that. Kind of did a short reader in the first 10 chapters of my oneshot book-

-

“Never would I ever make fun of you.” Shin said while he looked at (Y/n).

“You never did unless we’re talking about the Devil Dance.” They replied, grabbing a small box of mushrooms.

“You know they looked good, Senpai.” Noi leaned towards the blond.

The trio of cleaners were going food shopping for En, since the goons were busy doing their own work.

“Their fit was too revealing.” Shin spoke.

“Everyone’s was. I hated seeing the loincloth on En raise whenever he did something.” (Y/n) softly dropped the mushrooms in the cart with a shudder.

“I feel bad for your eyes.” Noi gently pat (Y/n)’s head. Their eyes gently narrowed.

“… Thank you, Noi.” They replied. Their eyes then looked at the shopping list. “There’s still three more things to get. Butter, old meat, and eggs. I thought they were already supplied with that.” Shin eyed Noi, seeing her looking at (Y/n) with slightly nervous eyes.

“They might have messed up on something!” Noi spoke.

“What’s with your tone?” (Y/n) walked forward, with Shin following after.

“Nothing.” Noi replied.

“Did you have a food fight with someone?” (Y/n) looked at the female, seeing her jolt faintly. “… I knew it.” (Y/n) sighed. “Your actions made us go food shopping…”

“Sorry, (Y/n).” They looked at Shin.

“Were you included on this?” He eyed Noi.

“She threw an egg at me, thinking it was a confetti egg. So I threw one back.” (Y/n) sighed faintly.

“So that’s how it got to this…” They gently face palmed before walking their way to another isle. “Let’s just split up. Shin, get the old meat. Noi, get the butter. I’ll get the eggs.”

The pair nodded and split off.

-

“Hey, Senpai!” Noi called out.

“Yo, Noi. Did you get the butter?” Shin looked towards the masked female.

“Indeed I did. Let’s find (Y/n) now!” She replied.

The pair looked up for the signs, seeing eggs down by the corner of the market. They walked over, slowly beginning to hear a ruckus. When they turned the corner, they saw (Y/n) stomp on a random Sorcerer’s dick.

“You really want to make fun of me when you can’t defend yourself for shit? Make yourself useful before you start insulting others for something as stupid as height. It’s partly my fault that I hate milk, but that’s just how I am. So unfortunately, I’m this short. But being short has its own strengths!”

(Y/n) kicked the male to the side before checking out the eggs.

“Was this what you were doing the entire time?” Shin and Noi walked over.

“Yes. He decided to tease repeatedly, so I just gave him an earful.” Noi looked at the male. He was softly squealing, holding his hands over his now probably destroyed dick.

“Didn’t look like an earful. Looked like a dick bashing to me.” Noi looked at (Y/n).

“Yeah. I can classify that as an earful.” They replied. “I really have no care from the bottom of my heart for people who dare to tease others because of their height. Now pick up my groceries, peasant.” (Y/n) pointed to the squealing male as Shin and Noi softly sighed.

[ao3feed-daisuga]

Spicy Weeb Imagines

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kIKMNA

by Hellacums

imagines for all your favorite anime characters!

instagram: hellacums - it’s where you can talk to me if you have questions or just wanna chat idc

Words: 479, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Hunter X Hunter, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Parade (Anime), Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Black Clover - Tabata Yuki (Anime & Manga), 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga), InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Tokyo Ghoul, Dorohedoro, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Durarara!!, Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist, Bleach, 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End, Haikyuu!!, Naruto, Vampire Knight (Anime & Manga), RWBY, Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), ビースターズ | BEASTARS, Fate/Zero, Assassination Classroom

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Hange Zoë, Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Erwin Smith, Jean Kirstein, Sasha Blouse, Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Sai (Naruto), Jiraiya (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Sasori (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Yahiko (Naruto), Pain (Naruto), Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Namikaze Minato, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Itachi, Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise, Kirishima Touka, Uta (Tokyo Ghoul), Suzuya Juuzou, Akabane Karma, Korosensei (Assassination Classroom), Karasuma Tadaomi, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Kindaichi Yuutarou, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Azumane Asahi, Ennoshita Chikara, Kinoshita Hisashi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Oikawa Tooru, Shibuya (Haikyuu!!), Takeru (Haikyuu!!), Kunimi Akira, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Terushima Yuuji, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Ukai Keishin, Ukai Ikkei, Takeda Kuranosuke, Takeda Ittetsu, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Haiba Lev, Shin (Dorohedoro), Noi (Dorohedoro), Nikaido (Dorohedoro), Ebisu (Dorohedoro), Kaiman (Dorohedoro), Hisoka (Hunter X Hunter), Illumi Zoldyck, Feitan (Hunter X Hunter), Kuroro Lucifer | Chrollo Lucifer, Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter), Machi (Hunter x Hunter), Shizuku (Hunter X Hunter), Shaiapouf (Hunter x Hunter), Orihara Izaya, Heiwajima Shizuo, Ryuugamine Mikado, Kida Masaomi, Sonohara Anri, Celty Sturluson, Kishitani Shinra, Toyomitsu Taishirou | Fat Gum, L (Death Note), Ryuk (Death Note), Yagami Light, Sebastian Michaelis, Claude Faustus, Undertaker (Kuroshitsuji), Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist), Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist), Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist), Greed (Ling), Ban (Nanatsu no Taizai), Meliodas (Nanatsu no Taizai), Demon King (Nanatsu no Taizai), Gilthunder (Nanatsu no Taizai), Escanor (Nanatsu no Taizai), Diane (Nanatsu no Taizai), Okumura Rin, Okumura Yukio

Relationships: Illumi Zoldyck/Reader, Hisoka/Illumi Zoldyck, Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)/Reader, Hisoka/Kuroro Lucifer | Chrollo Lucifer, Feitan (Hunter X Hunter)/Reader, Kuroro Lucifer | Chrollo Lucifer/Reader, Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter)/Reader, Leorio Paladiknight/Reader, Pakunoda (Hunter X Hunter)/Reader, Machi (Hunter X Hunter)/Reader, Komugi/Meruem, Meruem (Hunter X Hunter)/Reader, Ging Freecs/Reader, Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise/Reader, Honenuki Juuzou/Reader, Kirishima Touka/Reader, Sesshoumaru (InuYasha)/Reader, InuYasha (InuYasha)/Reader, Naraku (InuYasha)/Reader, Miroku (InuYasha)/Reader, Kouga (InuYasha)/Reader, Bankotsu (InuYasha)/Reader, Levi/Eren Yeager, Levi/Erwin Smith, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin)/Reader, Mikasa Ackerman/Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman/Levi, Mikasa Ackerman & Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman/Armin Arlert, Mikasa Ackerman/Reader, Hange Zoë & Reader, Hange Zoë/Reader, Levi/Hange Zoë, Armin Arlert/Eren Yeager, Eren Yeager/Reader, Armin Arlert/Reader, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Shouto/Reader, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki/Reader, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku/Reader, Kirishima Eijirou/Reader, Kaminari Denki/Reader, Sero Hanta/Reader, Tokoyami Fumikage/Reader, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Reader, Yagi Toshinori | All Might/Reader, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor/Reader, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Reader, Chisaki Kai | Overhaul/Reader, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko/Reader, Dabi (My Hero Academia)/Reader, Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Yaoyorozu Momo/Reader, Jirou Kyouka/Reader, Asui Tsuyu/Reader, Ashido Mina/Reader, Amajiki Tamaki & Reader, Toogata Mirio/Reader, Uraraka Ochako/Reader, Iida Tenya/Reader, Shinsou Hitoshi/Reader, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice/Reader, Toga Himiko/Reader, Sebastian Michaelis/Reader, Claude Faustus/Reader, Ciel Phantomhive/Alois Trancy, Alois Trancy/Reader, Ciel Phantomhive/Reader, Undertaker (Kuroshitsuji)/Reader, Sebastian Michaelis/Undertaker, Meliodas/Reader, Ban (Nanatsu no Taizai)/Reader, Gilthunder/Gowther (Nanatsu no Taizai)/Reader, Uzumaki Naruto/Reader, Gaara (Naruto)/Reader, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto/Reader, Deidara (Naruto)/Reader, Hidan (Naruto)/Reader, Orochimaru (Naruto)/Reader, Pain (Naruto)/Reader, Uchiha Sasuke/Reader, Orihara Izaya/Reader, Heiwajima Shizuo/Orihara Izaya, Heiwajima Shizuo/Reader, Kida Masaomi/Ryuugamine Mikado, Ryuugamine Mikado & Reader, Okumura Rin/Reader, Okumura Yukio/Reader, Emilia/Natsuki Subaru, Natsuki Subaru/Ram/Rem, Natsuki Subaru/Rem, Natsuki Subaru/Reader, L (Death Note)/Reader, L/Yagami Light, Yagami Light & Reader, Yagami Light/Reader, Ryuk (Death Note)/Reader, Edward Elric/Reader, Greed/Ling Yao, Greed (Ling)/Reader, Kageyama Tobio/Oikawa Tooru, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Kageyama Tobio/Reader, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Oikawa Tooru/Reader, Iwaizumi Hajime/Reader, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei/Reader, Sawamura Daichi/Reader, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Sugawara Koushi/Reader, Hinata Shouyou/Reader, Azumane Asahi/Reader, Nishinoya Yuu/Reader, Tanaka Ryuunosuke/Reader, Akaashi Keiji/Reader, Bokuto Koutarou/Reader, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Kuroo Tetsurou/Reader, Kozume Kenma/Reader, Ukai Keishin/Reader, Takeda Ittetsu/Reader, Ushijima Wakatoshi/Reader, Tendou Satori/Reader

Additional Tags: Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Alternate Universe

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