#reineer

[kartoonkane]

Dot Matrix Doe

[demonheartbrash]

Pronouncing Reiner’s name “Reineer” will never not be funny to me.

[saexy]

Zen Zen Zen what terrible B-movie premiering on a Tuesday in March with 0 advertisements am I and Reiner

HMMMM YOU AND REINEER YOU SAY.. BAYWATCH. lmaodjd I THINK IT WOUKD FIT REINER'S HOTT BODD.. OWOOGAAAAA!!! REINER IS DREADING HERE BUTT WE RE GONNAA PUT HIM THROUGH THIS EXTRANESS OF YOU BOTH TEAMING TRYNNA SAVE THE DAYSHDHDBLMAO .. yk the OVERLY HOT PARTNER HE GETS IS YOUUUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

[porcelainstrawberry]

Attack On Titan Oneshots

meeting them for the first time!! <3

(GN Reader) here btw! ^_^

posted on: Tumblr, Wattpad

💥 - EREN

- At first it was just like, "yeah whatever, their weak like everyone else."

- but then he saw how strong you were with ODM gear and how good you were with your blades!!

- he did a little '😯' when you did your badass hand-to-hand combat & ODM stuff c:

- after a while he finally got the courage and attempted (keyword: attempted) at making casual conversation with you!

- it failed tremendously and he fainted.

- however he was pleased when he had learned you had been the one making sure he was okay 😌

📚 - ARMIN

- the both of you immediately clicked (seeing as you two were the only mental bodybuilders in the room)

- you guys just communicated with looks at first, like you and him had a psychic connection or something

- eventually he got wayyy comfy with you and now you guys are best friends!!

- WITH BENEFI-

🧣 - MIKASA

- funnily enough, you two met when she wouldn't stop staring at you during training, resulting you being a bit worried about her!

- turns out she was zoning out, but she did admit to watching you for a while.

- still with a poker face of course.

- but overtime she warmed up to you (in however way she does that) and one day walked up to you and said quite literally:

- "we're friends now."

- then she walked away. strange, but who were you to judge?

🐴 - JEAN

- you met when he tried to flirt with you during dinner, of course.

- you didn't mind (or tried not to mind at least)

- eventually you noticed that he started to stare at you more than Mikasa...

- you tried to think nothing of it though, taking it as simply the way he attempts to make friends.

- now you and Jean are just simply friends, perhaps even best friends? yes his staring was slightly creepy but it's okay. his hair is soft that makes up for it

- you've just promised yourself to start fake flirting back if this happens constantly.

🫦 - CONNIE

- when you met him, he was just being same ol' Connie, class clown n shit

- eventually you decided to mutter a sarcastic joke about how jean's hair looked like a mop.

- of course Sasha heard this (because she hears everything apparently.), and started wheezing laughing like an elderly person who vaped too early in life and has shit lungs, but is attempting to yell.

- Connie asked what the hell was funny, and you repeated your joke

- he immediately started banging his fist on the table and started dying or some shit.

- (nevermind he was just laughing)

- then Connie looked at you with that "we should be friends because your funny but I have no idea who you are" sorta look

- so now you two have non-verbally decided that your besties (including Sasha ofc, its mandatory)

🥔 - SASHA

- you saw the whole time during training how she just seemed to spawn food out of thin air, and so you thought "hey, why not be friends with her, that's too funnily comical not to be entertained by"

- and turns out she wanted to meet you too. why? because you gave her half of your bread during lunch.

- soon she forced you to meet baldy, but you told her that you liked her better.

- and then the three of you (sometimes including Jean if he wasn't being a bitch) just came together to be the most unserious friend group of the century.

🌯 - BERTHOLDT

- you two met when he was trying to defend you from eren being a bitch, such a sweetheart 😭😭

- so yes, you did call him a sweetheart and thanked him, because why not?! it's not a y/n moment it's just manners 🤨🤨

- afterwards the both of you decided to stick together as you both are pretty chill compared to... other people.

- (hi yes, i'd like to say that i think Bertholdt hugs are absolutely amazing, author out)

👹 - REINEER

- you met when you were attempting to stop him from hitting on Krista, ft. Ymir

- he was really shocked about it, but how noble of you to do that, right?

- pretty much everyone but him realized he was staring at you more than Krista, but you thought it was just a glare.

- eventually you decided to just approach him to stop the staring because, like hell, it was annoying

- you forced him to be your friend. that's it. not that he minds, but it was just the simple;

- "dude if you wanted to be friends I really wouldn't mind" trope

🌓 - MARCO

- you met him at the stables, you were both assigned stable cleaning duties 🫶🏽

- eventually he got curious, and came over to ask out a few questions, the norm y'know.

- for example "how'd you get assigned cleaning duty?", "What's your horses name?", and "hey your cool, wanna hang out sometime?"

- the both of you appreciated each others calmness, seeing as everyone else was extremely loud.

- (the exceptions Armin, Bertholdt, and Mikasa)

- whenever you 2 hang out it's like a breath of fresh air for both of you lmao

🤺 - ANNIE

- you guys met during training, because you got partnered up 😎

- surprisingly, you were able to (slightly)beat her, not many others were

- (besides Mikasa of course)

- which lead to her thinking she should befriend you!

- (just for the mission, totally. 🤨)

- to be honest, the two of you are so scary together, even Reiner is slightly intimidated.

- don't think she'll go easier on you just because your friends though. she's still finna beat your ass when you least expect it.

🧚‍♀️ - YMIR

- Ymir was really mean, no sugarcoating needed to describe her.

- she was jokingly mean with you, so you got used to it and knew not to get offended too quickly.

- she was mildly surprised at you not really caring about her insults, so she stuck around you.

- (not that you minded, of course.)

- and yeah, maybe she's mean and calls you a crybaby and messes your hair up and wakes you up in the middle of the night to go on walks with her, but you can fix her!!! we believe in u :3

👑 - KRISTA/HISTORIA

- being completely honest with you, she just came up to you because she was dared to.

- then she realized that you were the only person there who wasn't overwhelming.

- after a while krista started coming up to you on her own

- just for "advice" on people ofc

- (OH Y/N? YEAH THEIR SUCH A GOOD FRIEND)

- (im sorry but this girl is adrien 2.0)

😾 - LEVI

- you were introduced to him thru your promotion (your rank was moved to captain)

- he already was glad you weren't loud as shit and a blabbermouth like SOMEONE...

- (don't take this sentence wrong hange is my bbg)

- he found himself coming to you for assistance in tons of things

- totally just so his ears could rest

- and totalllyyyy not because he was a little fond of you...

- (bonus points because the tea you make hits hard asf)

🥼 - HANGE

- they met you when you volunteered to help with one of their little experiments when Moblit was out sick ❤️

- and ofc they were ecstatic, you had actually volunteered for this and hadn't been forced to do it!!!

- turns out you were really really smart, close to their level of smart!

- so with that, they decided to keep you around just in case, you becoming their favorite assistant

- also their favorite coffee runner. you make that brown morning mixture slap harder than Eren when he was getting that fly.

🦾 - Erwin

- you were the nurse taking care of him when he lost his arm (GOWITHITOKAY)

- and hey, let's face the truth, you looked forward to seeing him everyday because LOOK AT HIM

-bro looks forward to you visiting to do checkups too, your the "fun nurse"

- (he's on HM anesthetic.) (hange made anesthetic, not to be confused with home made.)

-he does not look forward to the day he has to leave the infirmary, he'll miss you :(

- and the times you'll kiss his wounds better 💔

🛌 - Moblit

- bro was eepy and needed a replacement for the day so he could get some sleep and a break from hange

- you took up the offer because you felt bad for him tbh 😢

- and yes you might've had to actually fill in for him for a few days because he accidentally slept too long

- but you didn't mind bc your just cool like that ❤️

- now you guys just do favors for each other on the daily, fair and square :3

- you also get to play with his hair to your liking. AND IT IS SO SOFT OH MY GO-

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PLEASE lmk if you liked these! it’s my first time uploading an x reader thing and im scared :3

if there are any characters I should add to this list pls tell me!!

next chapter: ok so like basically then starting to crave your company, not really jealousy just missing you 😿

[dailyhorseracingselections]

Finger Lakes Selections Tuesday June 20th, 2023

Finger Lakes Tuesday 6-20-2023

Selections brought to you by Christian Blake. Become a better handicapper: Horse Race Wagering Ledger, How To Pick Long Shots, Zen Handicapping

Race 1: #7 Wabaunsee, #8 Ice Love, #3 Sweet Sensation, #4 Cross island

Race 2: #3 Boldlee, #2 Far Away Look, #5 Devious Banker, #1 OK Game On

Race 3: #2 Mo Dancin, #1a Eight Weeks Long, #4 Dutchmen Forever, #1 Reineer

Race 4: #1 Day At The Beach, #6 Two Color Map, #3 Brody's War, #5 Thundering March

Race 5: #9 Lorenzen, #7 Vinny Two Cents, #5 Hot Rod Lincoln, #6 Seatiger

Race 6: #8 Tuckabuckaway, #6 You've Got Male, #3 Night Escort, #9 Smooth Tales

Race 7: #2 Sweet Sugar Baby, #4 Boxed In And Bored, #3 Jessica's Race, #10 Colby Girl

Race 8: #6 Breaking Stones, #5 Writer's Regret, #2 Expensive Style, #4 Brother Jeremiah

Race 9: #6 Lucky Long Legs, #9 Pals Ally, #1 Traci's Girl, #8 Coups De Party

[vysjewelry]

Baroque pearl, diamond, emerald, ruby, gold, and platinum reindeer brooch, David Webb (at Christie’s)

Up on the housetop Quick, quick, quick!

[sofijaeger]

y’all i keep thinking that i’m capable of drawing myself in the aot canonverse and it ain’t working...

like some part of me thinks i’d be a main character because eren, mikasa, and reiner are my top three kins😩

n e wayz i made a hella cool backstory so we’re gonna roll with it

[lioras]

Bless this MC

[earths-roots-grow-up]

Ivan going all out for he and Gil’s first Christmas tho and poor Gil kinda being overwhelmed by it since he normally just puts up a tree and a nativity scene. Ivan probably got a troika pulled by reindeer and Gil had to tell him to chill the fuck out at that point. He did like petting the reindeer tho

Ohh I like the idea of Russia taking Pru on a troika ride and making it all quirky and fun by using reindeer instead of horses :D That’s just so Ivan!In an AU I see this happening exactly as you describe: Gil is SO shocked how out-there it is but well if there’s someone who would get 3 reindeer on Christmas that’s his crazy Russian boyfriend In Nation-verse I headcanon that their courtship/affair started in the XVIII century and by the XIX century they already had a monogamous relationship going (tho they kept it mostly a secret) and I still absolutely see Ivan getting that reindeer troika for their first Christmas, but it would be a lot less extravagant in the 1800s considering, well, troikas were just used in Russia to move about, just like carriages and other types of sleigh.The only out-there element would be not using horses but reindeer, so I think Prussia would be a lot less shocked and not overhelmd (again, this type of stuff would be rather the norm for beings living like the XIX century nobility) but he would still laugh that “Of course, reindeer in a troika! I would not expect anything saner from you, Vanka.”The trip itself/the troika would not be especially extravagant in the context of the times but rather in the norm, BUT using reindeer would still be very original so still Russia gets to have his out-there moment and suprise Pru :D

[dominicvail]

Undercover Kensi vs A Dork in Love Kensi

[packmila]

like or camilasabrinas

[beelzehug]

PLANE TOUCHED DOWN IM HOME

[moonbedoodling]

Spoilers for TAZ Graduation

ohmyfuckinggod you guys

The way Travis describes Reineer’s grandparents could literally be Lup and Barry. Maybe it’s all the adopting kids and bringing people to the moon in off balance. But two wandering, powerful wizards who find an abandoned child with inherent necromancy, take him in and teach him everything they know about not being afraid of who he is and what he can do. And they teach him about love! He is the Lich King. They traveled a lot for “work”, he came “here. To this– to Newa”. (Was that gonna be plane? Was that gonna end in plane?!)

Mmmmmm it’s good shit

[korvid-19]

If you think that the fires on the West Coast aren’t bad, think again. It has been this smoky for about a week now, and where my house is we usually can see Downtown Seattle, even Mt. Reineer on a gorgeous day.

This is the new reality. The smoke from California, Eastern Washington, and Oregon all end up all over the West Coast. The air quality is currently among the worst in the world.

So, go fucking do something about the fucking climate crisis.

[therealmartymouse]

Monday

Dis Monday instead ob our socks, we are hunkering down in our Reineer Sleigh, because reindeers are neber out ob season.

[thecheshirerat]

OH MY GOD finally- I just listened to a bit of graduation yesterday and

REINEER?? oh my god. Sh e is s o hJot (and disabled rep!!! Oh my god, this podcasts only main npc physically disabled rep!)

and that scene where Argo is inducted into the Unbroken Chain and Travis talks about how his mother would let him catch the sun with her medallion when he was very little? Oh my god the imagery. I-

And THAT SCENE WHERE MASTER FIRBOLG FIRST SPEAKS WITH BREEZE THROUGH THE WILLOWS? I cried when I first heard that scene and it’s like, the first episode basically!

Ok now it’s time to talk about the soundtrack because the SOUNDTRACK SLAPS. it slaps SO HARD. The theme song? Breeze Through the Willows? The Apple? Mariah? Party with Festo?

OH MY GOD HAVE I FORGOTTEN TO MENTION FESTO? Because THEYRE awesome too!

I mean the Firbolg is so close to my heart. Honestly. I love his entire arc so much and a lot of his stuff just leaves me bawling. Not to mention he’s so quotable. I think for months me and my friends would quote to each other, “this is noble” and “this is a great shame”

Travis’s descriptions of shit are always so poetic and beautiful.

Fitzroy’s even asexual.

You know what fuck you TAZ Graduation appreciation post

Graduation is literally so much fun and I love it, yeah its got its flaws but what doesn’t. Like bro I’ve listened to it twice and it’s just such a silly goofy time and I adore it

It’s such a whimsical world and the names of some of the NPC are so funny like fucking Higglemiss Wigginstaff (no clue if I spelled that right 😂)

The Commodore was such a piece of shit Travis did such a good job playing him I was literally cheering when Argo finally killed that bastard

The fucking dynamic between Prince Grey and the Thundermen???? Holy shit that was some of the funniest shit. When I tell you I absolutely LIVE for that exact dynamic I am not joking

FUCKING XORN XORN LIKE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS THEY TRIED TO SERVE A SUBPOENA TO A XORN AND SUCCEEDED

Literal gods were trying to start a war and their response WAS TO FUCKING DESTROY THE ECONOMY AND IT WORKED

Also like Chaos and Order were just fascinating to me??? Like dude- Chaos was so interesting and their dynamic intrigued me greatly. Also just the satisfaction of Order literally being dragged into hell!!!! And once again shout out to Grey for being the best character I fucking loved that man 😂

Also like Argo is such a fascinating character to me, Clint always manages to have the most interesting characters.

Like bro Graduation is just such a good time I loved it. Tell me your favorite Graduation moments and I don’t wanna see an OUNCE of negativity on this post this is a TAZ Grad safe zone 😤