#revivebur askblog

[utahlive]

king do you need a hug. or a cig.

Welcome back, viewers!

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Anonymous Caller:

king do you need a hug. or a cig.

Wilbur Soot:

Oh, cig for sure.

[ask-polishbur]

Have you tried to rizz Quack up with your polish skills (pick up lines?)

[Feel free to ignore this if you don't do ships :>]

The only actual context I have for this one is that this pick-up line is a meme for whatever fucking reason, don’t make me do the research

[ipatrichor]

the ask blog casually going from a serious conversation about c!dream and how shitty he is to people saying wilbur should legally change his middle name to 🔥FUCKING🔥 to the rat family reunion. this is art. -Dice Anon

jdbfhd yeah! ^^ that's just how we roll on the askblog, serious to goofy to kinda heartwarming in minutes :'} it's a lot of fun lmao

[burhouse]

*cue sitcom theme*

Hello and welcome to The Burhouse!

There are many things to find here, but before you get to it, there are some important things you should know!

This blog is run by two people, Mod Windows & Mod Dial-up. We'll not be involved in the overarching story told here, but we are the ones creating the art, stories, and answering asks. There will be more about us under 'read more'. Posts that involve us speaking will be tagged with #windowsstartup and #dialingin respectively.

The Burhouse is a simple concept. All of Wilbur's bursonas have for one reason or another found themselves within the same world/universe as our own, and in Wilbur's home! There are 19 of them, including Wilbur 'the streamer'.

For our own sake, and fun story reasons, each of these 'burs have their own nicknames/code names as well as back stories, and things that set them apart from others. Differing ages, looks, backgrounds, and dozens and dozens of headcanons. The basics will be covered under the 'read more'.

On that note, there will be a few ships included. Yes that means this is a sootbur blog, though not entirely centric around the ships. Don't like it, move on! We're just having fun here.

There is also platonic relationships, rivalry, and found family. The whole lot. There will be allusions to things that may be nsfw, so please be mindful. Everything will be tagged appropriately.

There are several 'burs, and they will be tagged if they appear in a post. Stuff like 'ghostbur' 'raftbur' 'mccbur' etc, etc. Though again, they do all have names, so please use the read more as reference about the basics of each one!

This is an askblog! Feel free to send asks about the burs, what they do, etc. They will be answered in character (unless the asks are for the mods).

Submissions are also open.

Depending, we may even draw or write things more for it!

Sometimes we make content that doesn't fit the timeline of the blog, or we make aus of this au. For that?

We have an archive of our own!

It's right here.

Please pay attention to the tags we use on fics, as some could potentially be 18+.

If you're interested in non-burhouse bursona & sootbur content, check out our other blog!

Sootblur!

About the Mods

Mod Windows - he/him, mod tag: #windowsstartup

Mod Dial-Up - xe/xem/xyrs, they/them, he/him, mod tag: #dialingin

About the 'Burs.

*all ages roughly mirror cc!wilbur's (25) unless specified. same with heights (6'6")

Wilbur (Streamer/CC) - Wilbur, The Original - 25

Lmanbur (DSMP) - General - 24

Pogbur (DSMP) - Ozymandias/Ozy - 24

Ghostbur (DSMP)- Blue -24

Revivebur (DSMP) - Soot - 25

Skybur (Skyblock)- Milo - 24

Earthbur (SMPEarth) - Pilot - 30 - 5'8"

100bur (100 players) - God - Immortal

Lavabur (Challenges w/ Jschlatt) - Johnathan - 25

Simpbur (E-Girl Trilogy) - Jared - 25 - 5'3"

Phantombur (OSMP) - Casper - 25

Raftbur (Raft) - Ishmael - 45-50 - 6'7"

Argbur (Editor ARG) - Edgar - 25

Rustbur (Rust) - Becquerel/Bec - 17 - 6'0"

30bur (30daysSMP) - Aeronaut - 25

Mccbur (Minecraft Championship) - #224/Teufor - 25 - 5'6"

Amongbur (Among Us) - Agent Wilby - 30

Walter Cromdale - 31 - 6'2"

Tiptup - 25 - 5'2"

[utahlive]

You look like a mess

Thank you for the comment, viewer!

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Anonymous Caller:

You look like a mess

Wilbur Soot:

Thanks, I was totally unaware.

[utahlive]

Opinion on anteaters?

Thank you for your question, caller!

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Anonymous Caller:

Opinion on anteaters?

Wilbur Soot:

They're alright. I've changed as a person.

[utahlive]

Now here’s a real question: Would you guys rather have unlimited bacon but no games, OR, unlimited games. Unlimited games… but no games?

Wow! This is one of our most received questions. The UtahLIVE film crew will be taking a short water break!

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Caller Revivedghost

Now here’s a real question: Would you guys rather have unlimited bacon but no games, OR, unlimited games. Unlimited games… but no games?

Wilbur Soot:

I cant- I have this damn questions. I need a glass of water.

[utahlive]

My dearest friend, Wilbur... You were right all along... And I won't make the same mistakes twice. Please go back to work. I want to buy chips.

Thank you for the question! Please do not steal!

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Anonymous Caller:

My dearest friend, Wilbur... You were right all along... And I won't make the same mistakes twice. Please go back to work. I want to buy chips.

Wilbur Soot:

Just steal, I'm off the clock

[utahlive]

What's up with the weird patches on your skin?

Thank you for your question, caller!

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Anonymous Caller:

What's up with the weird patches on your skin?

Wilbur Soot:

I guess its been a while since I answered this one. They're skin grafts, I just haven't been wearing concealer.

[utahlive]

Have you cleaned your room yet? Shit looks nasty tbh.

Thank you for your question, viewer!

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Anonymous Caller:

Have you cleaned your room yet? Shit looks nasty tbh.

Wilbur Soot:

some of my posters had water damage so I took them down

[utahlive]

bitch your house get flooded or something???

Thank you for the call! It got pretty cold this year in Circleville!

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Caller Aro-throughyourchest:

bitch your house get flooded or something???

Wilbur Soot:

No, it just rained a lot. and the snow thawed

[utahlive]

Yoo why are we inside your home

Thank you for your question, viewer!

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Anonymous Caller:

Yoo why are we inside your home

Wilbur Soot:

Because I don't live at the store?

[utahlive]

why do you need skin grafts? What happened

Thank you for your question!

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Anonymous Caller:

Why do you need skin grafts? What happened

Wilbur Soot:

I was blown away by some really shocking stuff

[utahlive]

Mmmmmm, bed. I totally did not spend the past 2 hours reading up on this show. Anyways: how’s that spider that was supposed to be under the comforter?

Thanks for the question !

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Caller Totally-average-kid:

Mmmmmm, bed. I totally did not spend the past 2 hours reading up on this show. Anyways: how’s that spider that was supposed to be under the comforter?

Wilbur Soot

Probably died. Or I ate it in my sleep.

[utahlive]

shave

Thank you for your... comment?

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Anonymous Caller:

shave

Wilbur Soot:

I will. Later.

[utahlive]

Hey what's up with your shadow? It's looking at me