#richie is poor little meow meow

[tedlovesmusicals]

[tremendoustenderness]

Yes, he's a drug dealer. Yes, he nearly beat someone to death. No, he's not even Italian. But have you considered that he's my poor little meow meow? That he's blorbo from my shows?

[kimberly-campbell]

When I played Duskwood for the first time, I've already seen a spoiler that Richy was the MWAF, and when I saw this moment, I was convinced that he just wanted to distract us from our investigation.

But now that I'm replaying it knowing all the truth, I just suddenly thought that he knew that no matter if his plan was gonna work or not, he'd be in jail either way, so it could be (and it was😢) the last time when he could just spend some time with his friends and just play something funny and silly together like everything was fine and nothing ever happened... and now this thought is killing me😭

[writesghostsarchive]

genuinely still trying to figure out why fic writers just decided the toziers of all people were the shittiest of shitty parents

[cbonfire]

duskwood ep 10 had me feeling in ways

[broadway-heere-i-come]

Jared Kleinman for the character ask :)

First impression

He was actually way meaner than I expected tbh. The glimpses I'd gotten of him through whatever fandom posts made it onto my dash in 2017 made me expect more of that "He's an asshole, but he's our asshole 💖" character type a la Richie Tozier (a perception not helped by knowing that the novel used almost that exact phrasing for him) , but Jared is genuinely such a jerk in his first few scenes that it took me a bit to click with him.

Impression now

Babygirl. Birthday boy. Blorbo from my shows. Poor little meow meow. Microwave brain fork. Gay wrongs. Wow that's so sad Alexa play No Children by The Mountain Goats. He's my Weird Barbie. He's my gender. He's my inner child. I would hate him if I knew him in real life. His last name means "short man" and that is literally another way of saying "little guy."

Favorite moment

And you SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY. And you PLAY WHO YOU NEED TO PLAY. And if somebody's IN YOUR WAY, CRUSH them and LEAVE them BEHIND. Well, I GUESS if I'm NOT OF USE. Go ahead, you can CUT ME LOOSE. Go ahead now, I WON'T MIND.

Idea for a story

IDK if I'll ever write it, but I do have an outline for a banger fic that I nicknamed the Abortion Road Trip AU.

Unpopular opinion

He actually did touch a boob at camp and he cried about it for 20 minutes after it happened

Favorite relationship

C'mon.

Favorite headcanon

He's in love with Evan. He's trans. He has ADHD. He's a film bro.

Send Me a Character

[onebraincell-itmiebcraft]

Liveblogging real life part 2: Joel (it's been 12 13 days) (already watched)

Okay so maybe we'll do the liveblog-every-five-minutes-unless-something-crazy thing also idk if I should link this up to my intro post (idk how) or reblogged my og one with this oh well we'll figure it out why am I eating AGAIN doing this

I got inspired after rewatching secret life my beloved for the umpteenth time :P

Okay ep. 1/finale is hilarious and new "series" 😭

Joel why did you point out the cursor I can't take my eyes away

First batch

Joel jumping then immediately keeling over in nausea:

Idk how to respond to that but it struck a chord within me, how true

BigB wholesome waving but it also looks like his arm is BENT I can't get over VR arms man 😭

Punching BigB because he's so tall is so real tbh + love the smash cut to Gem being salty

Headpatting + baby-ish voice "little gem/Ren/skizz" what a gentleman makes me think of the try not to cry challenge or Jimmy's crazy christmas series where he says Joel is a crybaby and Gem says he's a romance guy in a mental gymnastics train of thought

Grian throwing his head back from the outside?! Cryptid behaviour

The real life vids don't make me motion sick but Joel making retching and vomiting sounds does NOT help it makes me sick by proxy or something I hate being disoriented and nauseous too buddy

There's probably a video out there of someone comparing regular mc to vr because vr just hits different like proportions wise

Joel noises

Love this Joel-Gem duo already idk how to describe it just fun

Also Joel having to process out loud he won't throw up on Gem I remember playing Richie's plank experience or whatever years and years ago shit was REAL

Joel's inventory becoming disorganized with things that can be stacked together :(

Hey what gem said kinda reminds me of what grian said :D at the end of his episode awful :DD

Poor Joel he's battling his height complex alongside his motion sickness (rip bozo poor little meow meow)

I think almost everybody had the problem of facing the wall dude, it's okay it's very silly

Water foreshadowing (he will swim with his future gang and become incredibly sick)

Geminislay that pig

Wait till Joel learns about lying down‼️‼️

JOEL STOP MAKING NAUSEOUS SOUNDS I'M GONNA FROW UP 👹

"...Falling in powdered snow" kinda reminds me of this short story I read in grade 9 English class "The Bamboo Trap" protag fell in The Bamboo Trap™ and got bitten by big ass spiders or something the idiot, also I think got published in the same anthology as the most dangerous game 👊

Joel admits to weakness

Weird ass snow, someone built this or something?

Joel with his arms out looks so silly, so does gem

Oh gem how graceful with the figure skating history 👊👊👊✌️👉✌️✌️🤜🤛🤛🤜🙏

Lol they learn about the wrist chat

Second batch

Jimmy, oh iconic Timmy

Shield (why did I write this again?)

Bi shoes, love seeing gem's skin wearing the bi shoes I forget about it every once in a while and when I see it again it's a pleasant surprise

Vr players learn to pvp

When you use the shield to block in first person it looks kinda stupid dude

Campsite vibes tbh, I really like it.

Bee spotted 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 what is it doing

Shaky controller cursor over top chest plate I feel you

Falling irl indeed (recursive mention about plank)

LOUD holy moly Joel is loud (not negative)

Healf being something people can't look at at all times is actually a kinda funny mechanic

Smajor friendship aww when will they team up (did I forget about a series)

The poor beg for bread, we live in a society ✊😔

Grian killing??? Since when??? (Sarcastic)

Batch three

Peace and love is why they haven't died yet 😘

Arms again! Weird looking things

Hand gesture reminds me of that one diamond scar short with etho's greedy "I want the diamond" voice

Flint and steel? Weird looking thing

Omg red club looks like bugs, the way the trio gossips about them ♥️

Right no out messages...

Can't believe the most motion sick man gets in the water not once but TWICE this ep

Does he know

Where did the horse thing come from

Can't remember if I mentioned this but when the sword swings without critting in VR it looks so silly it pokes

A bugs life: the sequel

Club: deadly euphemism

Sword 😐

Something about jimmy doesn't get burnt...

Why is Jimmy jiggles the only one with a wooden sword???

Strong words from a man on the verge of mania 👀

Lol knowing impulse breaks the ground under Joel big brain man going for the kill

Something about the disappointed way Joel says "scar!" And scar stabbing him in the first caused this

Tim is so British he says "get in" so much

Joel, again exasperated, cries out "where's all my stuff?!"

Funny Minecraft men, my favourite funny Minecraft men

My god seeing from Joel's perspective his second death is from zombie

I think Joel was about to saying bluming + the cover behind house + the constant begging for his stuff back + violence as an answer (he hits men)

4

Oh scar up to no good again

JOEL GETS IN THE WATER AGAIN!!! MOTION SICKNESS WIN!

Joel and scar just did mitosis stop being scared of biology 🙄

What was Mr solidaritygaming doing in that hill and said yes to did he finally get iron?

Aw the silly arm motion I love greeting people with spirit fingers reminds me of that

GOON SQUAD?! (neuron activated)

Famous moment

Oh more famous moment here comes the smallidarity kiss

Love Tim's body language once again the sharp smooth head turn to grian he's like a cartoon character

(what grian mean they are suited and booted he cut this part out I don't remember the other povs 😢)

Leave it to solidaritygaming himself to be the most homoerotic straight man there is of course + Joel is still patting him on the head? + Timsel being cringefail needing to jump multiple times on ONE BLOCK + Joel did NOT need to lean that much he looks like he's powered by springs + Jim's arms always being so tight together. Makes him. Look like. An old granny??? + Joel IMMEDIATELY checking his wrist afterwards like it's a Tuesday and he's on break + homophobic GRIAN + impulse's dad delivery one liner

The more I watch smallidarity kiss the more bizarre and asinine it becomes to me 😀

When did Joel learn to button jump (he WAS mental for jumping irl irl)

Okay Joel cut out that canary comment why don't you 🙄🙄🙄

WHACK 💀 SHAKE YOUR HANDS REAL FAST 💀💀 JOEL SCREAM #3997 💀💀💀

Fond of Joel's cadence of saying "hello guys!" And "I'm coming in boys!" And "HAHA!" oddly musical

Okay aaaaaaand he dies worst ranking ever good for him the end

Idk if I should liveblog scar next or watch Ren because I've already watched up to skizz + me 'ead 'urts oh well

[hermywolf]

you don’t realize the way you’re talking is incomprehensible until you and your friend are discussing the last episode of the boys and you send her a text saying “my poor little meow meow is trying to beat the babygirlism allegations by entering his reputation era. he’s channelling richie kirsch energy big time. pop your pussy sir i support your insanity” like. none of those words are in the bible

[cherry-velvet-skies]

Welcome back to another installment of Rating Beatle Eras By What They Looked Like! (Still kinda working on the title 😅)

Part 2: Ringo 🥰 Now our sweet bby Bongo has had many eras so let's get right into it 😁

Stormy Hurricane (Pre-Beatles Era)

Now I will say out of all the Beatles, Ringo definitely looked the best in the Teddy Era

The bit of facial hair he has paired with that sleek silver streak is totally working for him

Plus I see that he knew rings were going to be his theme from the very beginning

7/10 we're starting off pretty strong here and I hope it stays that way lol

Tough Guy Attitude (1962)

Honestly still giving Teddy Era vibes even though he looks completely different

Ringo had baby bangs before they were cool

I know the outfit is kinda basic but he looks fabulous anyway

8/10 nothing too extravagant but he's still handsome regardless

Aspiring CEO of a Hairdressing Franchise (1963-64)

The Mop Top has officially emerged

I feel like if he wasn't a musician the hairdresser thing would've totally worked out

The look is softer than the previous two eras and I feel like that suits him better

8/10 again because even though it's a simple look he still rocks it

Human Sacrifice (1965-66)

I know y'all thought this hairstyle was atrocious but I gotta be honest it's not THAT bad

Like in the Help! movie I thought he looked really cute, and in '66 his hair is the same just longer

I will agree though that the whole longer sideburns thing did very little to help this look lmao

8.5/10 and I know that's a high score but he looks adorable and I will stand by that

Master's Degree From Fashion School (1967)

No because I love this. I used to not like it but now I love it

This era didn't feel like Ringo to me at first which is why I didn't like it, but now I see how he embodies it and I'm so into it

This photo doesn't even need to be in color for me to know there are probably 17 different colors in that outfit and I fucking love that

10/10 and I also love that little pin he's wearing it's so sweet

Textbook Definition of Tareme (1968) (pls google tareme if you don't know what it means I don't know how to explain it)

RICHIEEEEE MY SWEET BABYYYYY 🥺💕

He officially entered Poor Little Meow Meow status when he looked like this and I will not accept criticism

I know I didn't choose a picture from it but the Mad Day Out photoshoot I'm- he looked so precious

1000/10 I want to hug and kiss him NOW 😤

Tumble Starker (1969)

AWOOGA (sorry)

Ringo's best era change my mind (you can't)

I know it looks super similar to the previous one but there is something different here. The last one was cute this is just sexy I mean we can't lie

37561239/10 this man could do anything he wants to me 🥴🥴🥴

500 BC Genetics (1970)

I'm- no. I'm sorry I can't.

Richie bby what were you thinking

He looks like he's wearing his hair and beard like a bicycle helmet

1/10 only because I like his outfit. The rest is unredeemable.

Jesus Impersonator (1971)

The hair is cool but I'm not liking the beard so much

His sense of style is still going strong but between the last era and this I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster

How does his hair grow so fast

5/10 I'm going right in the middle because I neither love nor hate this

Full Coverage (1972)

Well would you look at that the hair got better and the beard got worse

I swear he must secretly be one of those hair salon dolls where you press a button and their hair grows like ten inches in two seconds because HOW

I mean I'm sure it keeps his face warm so I guess that's a plus

6/10 I like it slightly more than Jesus Impersonator but not by much

That'll Be The Slay (1973)

This look had me twirling my hair and giggling like bro he's so fine omg 🥵

I usually don't like this hairstyle but it so works on him

Plus the star earrings are yoU KIDDING ME

100/10 also his character deserved SO MUCH BETTER IN THIS MOVIE I'M STILL MAD ABOUT IT 😤😤😤

Beard Redemption Arc (1974)

What a surprise the beard is back

But would you believe me if I said I liked it this time

It's like a combination of the last two eras and I think I've finally found a hair and beard combo I appreciate

7.5/10 a pretty damn good hair to beard ratio

The Rise of the Silver Streak (1975)

WE HAVE OUR FIRST DILF ERA Y'ALL

I know he had already been a Dad for several years at this point, but this is the first era to actually exude that dilf energy we all know and love

Also I know that the little silver streak in his hair can be seen in many previous eras as well but I feel like he really embraced it here idk

9/10 I'm really vibing with this one

Character Development (1976)

Why does every person who has such luscious hair have that one era where they decide to chop it all off

I mean if I remember correctly he was going through a lot during this time so maybe he just needed a drastic change or something

I do appreciate the silver streak being on FULL DISPLAY

4.5/10 not for me but I respect it

Ognir Rrats (1977-80)

I must say his fashion was on point during this time

A lot of these eras start to blend together after a while since they all look pretty similar lmao

But that doesn't mean that the quality factor goes away. He still manages to pull off most of them

8/10 and the Ognir Rrats movie lives in my brain rent free

YMCA (1981-82)

SEXY COP RINGO NATION RISE UP

Why does he look so good like this omg

I'm not even attracted to the cop uniform usually but I guess that's just the power of Ringo

9/10 this is my guilty pleasure Ringo era

*asdfmovie voice* I Like Trains (1983-86)

Even though I wasn't born yet when Ringo was the Thomas the Tank Engine narrator I somehow still remember hearing his voice when I watched it as a kid

Which is even wilder because he was the narrator for the UK version and I live in America

The conductor look does suit him though

8/10 because watching the show now and hearing him make little voices for all the different trains is top tier comedy

Commercial King (1987-88)

Ringo did more ad cameos in this era than I can count

I'm also confused about the commercials where he couldn't even actually try the product because of his food sensitivities (looking at you, Pizza Hut)

This era is similar to Rise of the Silver Streak, except a little less dilf and a little more "rockstar who wants to branch out and try new things"

8/10 and if you haven't seen the commercial he did for a Japanese sparkling apple juice company, I highly suggest you watch it it's hilarious 🤭

Volleyball Player Braids (1989)

You either get the title or you don't there's no in between

These little braids both suited him and looked very out of place

At least his hair was long enough again to the point where he could braid it

7/10 not my favorite, but he looked good and he knew it too

Experimentation (1990-92)

This is pretty much his default look at this point but the title does have a purpose

He had a mullet briefly in '91 and then promptly got rid of it lmao

Something tells me he made the right choice because despite not choosing a photo of it, it honestly didn't look that great

7/10 I respect him for not only experimenting but acknowledging when something is not working for him

Classic Rock Chic (1993-96)

When I tell you this look goes SO HARD 🥵

He IS a rockstar and is making sure everyone is gonna know it

I know he looked like this for about four years but I wish it lasted longer. This look peaked in '95 and there was nothing else like it 😌

25/10 I feel like I have to file this under the dilf category because I'm too attracted to it for it to be anything else 🤭💕

Fountain of Youth (1997-2020)

I am not joking when I say that he looked EXACTLY the same for TWENTY-THREE YEARS STRAIGHT

He cut his hair short again in '97 and then said fuck it we're staying like this

I do think it's funny how he had so many different eras when he was younger and once he entered his sixties he just found one he liked and stuck with it

5.5/10 I guess the short hair suits him but I'm just admiring the fact that he wanted something more low maintenance as he got older lol

All-Starr (2021-Present Day)

His hair is longer again and honestly I think he looks great

I love that the earrings and ombre sunglasses have not left since the 70s/80s because I absolutely love them

The peace sign necklace is also a serve and I'm not ashamed to say that he is the reason I bought one that looks exactly like it 🤭

8.5/10 he's really just adopted that rich guy aesthetic where he either dresses so cool it makes him look thirty years younger or he just wears tracksuits 90% of the time and honestly I love that for him 😌💕

[blueberry-bar]

hello you have hatchetfield ocs......... tell?

Yeah unfortunately I have a goober named Tegan Bailey, she’s the daughter of Officer Bailey and just as psychotic as him but like in a different way. She’s more lowkey psychotic and has little burst of crazy behavior. Detective Shapiro is like an Aunt giving her good advice while Officer Bailey... he's Officer Bailey.

Her best friend is Brooke and they have matching phone cases. In Sophomore year they spread the rumor about Travis Colson being poor after he wore a dirty shirt. And now whenever Tegan goes to work at the mall she see’s Travis and literally almost passes out.

She works at the Cinnabon and sucks at her job lowkey. Tegan makes the ‘I passed out six times but your cinnamon roll is ready’ joke which makes every single costumer really weirded out except like Ruth who thinks it’s hilarious. Her favorite costumer is Gerald cause he always tips a bunch, and who doesn't love Gerald.

Shes literally only friends with Brooke, Steph, Gabe, and Richie (poor guy has sit next to her in like 5 classes)

Anyways the lord in black she's connected to is Blinky, unlike the Woodwards Blinky LOVESSSSSSS the Baileys. I think he just like the last name because it sounds kind of like Blinky, but he follows Tegan around and gives her intrusive thoughts like

"go push his head into the water fountain"

"what? no! I'm not going to do that to bowtie boy. he's rich he could sue."

But anyways those were my rambles about my poor little psychotic meow meow Tegan, there will sadly be more in the future.

[fuji09]

for the ask game, IT by steven king?

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

That's a tie between Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Stanley Uris

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Georgie Denbrough

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Victor Criss

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Patrick Hockstetter

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Butch Bowers

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Connor Bowers

[lynettethemadscientist]

Listen. I knew Richy was the culprit back even before he invited the group to the house in the woods. But I don’t care. He’s my sweetie pie. My poor little meow meow. Yes he did those things but he’s sorry ok? 🥺

[soft-persephone]

Minx Season 2 Episode 3!!! (Spoilers?)

Just don’t read this if you haven’t seen it yet.

I love how there’s a moment for everyone to subtly check in with how success is affecting them. The way Bambi goes around asking Richie showing how they are close.

I live the way Doug let’s his be known by confiding ranting to Tina.

Tina and Constance’s conversation doesn’t show how “success” is necessarily affecting Tina because I think her story is building up to something different. When Doug is ranting to her, he is also still treating her like a secretary and won’t hire another one and that’s .. that’s scary!

The last thing Tina wants is to go back to doing what she used to do! She wants to move forward and be valued for the work she’s putting in!

Bambi wants to do something real and important! No one asks her, or checks in with her, but she has no trouble letting people know on her own where she is and what she wants.

Joyce and the reporter thing was very nice, and important for her. She needed to figure those things ut but it happening through the lenses of a reporter wanting to talk to her and her avoiding them was very clever. In the end the reporter shed some insight to something she may or may not have known she needed insight on!

Idk why, but stuff like that really excites me! I just love how connected everything is and how everything is set up to explore the characters this way and you just get it!

I fucking love good writing!😭

Shelly and her Husband crack me up. I don’t even know what to say about them! Hooray for them trying to make that marriage work! If only there was room for Bambi somehow.

They really want us to work for it!

But I say give it to me now!

Other stuff not character specific

Doug wants to do something he cares about too!

He wants to discover another big magazine like minx. He doesn’t just want the one! He wants more! He wants them all! And his source of money to do all that? Does not give a fuck about any of that!

Mug Renetti?

He’s going to snap. This man is not a hundred percent sound of mind! He’s a little crazy, and selfish, and stubborn! This is not going to end well.

My poor lil meow meow.

Constance is playing favorites. ( but probably rightfully so)

The way Doug Handled his space magazine and interview was the worst way he could possibly do something like that. However..

he did get the interview! And it was super funny to see him lock that man in a room with them for it to happen. Just anytime he brought up that Soave magazine overall was some of the funniest stuff💀

I love bribing up his right but I must also support discuss his wrongs!

[venndaai]

Poor Little Meow Meow Poll Round 1, Class Conscious Cringefail Archer Edition

my babies, my sweet cheese good time boys, my blorbos, my wettest of kittens.

ROBIN STEWART (Scottish Archer, would-be regicide, biggest loser in literature)

Qualifications:

I made a whole poll about this

but to summarize:

manipulated into becoming an assassin because of his class resentment

falls in love with his first assassination target, who happens to be the first person who has ever liked him

does not successfully assassinate anyone (but oh my god does he try)

vibes so bad he can't even successfully sell out his country because no one on the opposing team wants to talk to him

bitterly jealous of an 8 year old for being able to solve a riddle he couldn't

QUOTE: “You treat life, all of you, as if the world was a tilting ground. The lusty arts of leisure! When you're born to a mean spoon and a worn thread, when the only food in your mouth and the only clothes on your back and the only turf on your roof is your own bloody sweat, you get good heart out of all your braw hours of leisure, I can tell you!”

SU SHE | SU MINSHAN (the most dedicated villain henchman and Supreme Demonic Cultivator)

Qualifications:

as a scared teenager, made the selfish decision that he wanted to live and not die for his richie overlords

hated ever since

despised by the fandom for having bullyable vibes despite actually being a badass who made a lot of good points

insane little fucker who will cast a curse that turns his own chest into swiss cheese in order to horribly murder his bully. inspirational

insanely loyal to the man he loves just for remembering his name

dies trying to save him

QUOTE: “Lowlife? What right do you have to call him lowlife? All of you praise yourselves as decent clans and noble gentries. You're just counting on your lucky birth and powerful family. How could you look down upon us? Aren't we, peripheral disciples, also human? If I could have protected myself, would I have been threatened by others? Would I have been swept out of the Lan Clan like a pile of leaves?!”

(Feel free to vote even if you don’t know the canons! Which one has bigger wet cat vibes?)

[pizzacast]

Carmen Berzatto is my new poor little meow meow, My sad short little sad man. I’m not sure if I want to peg him or have Richie fuck him.

[sweetsoundsofignorance]

Me again! 27 and 28?

you psycho; i adore you 🤍

27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?

Stressful as in logically challenging or stressful emotionally? Jughead in the devil’s daughter is the most emotionally stressful character I’ve written in fic and the easiest because so much of him (and Betty) is drawn from personal experience, which is a very stupid thing to do as a writer, I know. There should be more emotional distance. Alice is the most logically stressful because she’s such a hypocritical and ambivalent mother in canon.

28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?

Dilton Doiley. Who's surprised? He’s such great foil for Jughead, especially in the devil’s daughter. I always enjoyed writing Richie Gecko from From Dusk Til Dawn, too. He’s so deranged and off-putting and sassy and sophomoric. And of course Bret Weston Wallis is my choice poor little meow meow, smug and repressed and hopelessly in love with Jughead (my head canon is that he is in love with Betty and Jughead’s relationship).