#ride the cyclone ask meme

[ktmarison]

ride  the  cyclone  sentence  starters.

'  it  turns  out  being  told  the  place  and  time  of  your  death  in  front  of  your  family  with  a  mouthful  of  corn  dog  at  a  fairground  is  the  very  opposite  of  fun.  '

'  meet  my  executioner.  '

'  i'm  well  aware  rats  cannot  play  musical  instruments.  '

'  when  you've  been  alone  for  as  long  as  i  have,  you  tend  to  anthropomorphize  your  friends.  '

'  the  armrest  to  your  left  is  yours.  the  one  to  your  right  is  your  neighbors.  if  you  believe  both  armrests  are  yours  exclusively,  you  are  part  of  the  problem.  '

'  this  just  shows  the  high  standard  of  excellence  !  even  in  competition  against  yourself,  you  can  still  walk  away  a  loser  !  '

'  tonight,  we  shall  raise  a  middle  finger  to  that  most  ruthless  adjudicator  called  time.  '

'  something  doesn't  feel  quite  right.  '

'  how  can  this  be  fair  ?  '

'  what's  the  point  of  even  suing  ?  '

'  there's  nothing  left  to  do  except  to  rot.  '

'  i  hope  i  wiped  my  browser  history  clean.  '

'  i  did  not  feel  safe  at  all  .'

'  democracy  rocks  !  '

'  even  in  death,  i  can't  escape  her  !  '

'  well  played,  satan,  well  played.  '

'  being  the  only  gay  man  in  a  small  rural  high  school  is  kind  of  like  having  a  laptop  in  the  stone  age.  i  mean,  sure,  you  can  have  one,  but  there's  nowhere  to  plug  it  in.  '

'  i'm  really  freaked  out  right  now.  '

'  do  you  want  to  know  what  really  freaks  me  out  ?  '

'  when  a  lioness  has  children,  she  stops  making  love  to  the  lion.  the  lion  gets  jealous.  sometimes  so  jealous  that  he  eats  the  children.  you'd  think  this  would  upset  the  lioness,  far  from  it.  they  make  love  again  as  if  the  children  never  existed.  '

‘  i’m  going  to  stand  a  little  farther  away  from  you.  okay  ?  ’

'  ever  since  i  was  six  years  old,  i  knew  i  wasn't  long  for  this  world.  '

'  don't  interrupt,  sweetie.  '

'  i  am  the  best  by  any  metric  of  society.  i  get  that.  but  if  that  is  how  worth  is  measured,  i  want  no  part  in  it.  '

'  okay,  it's  clear,  i'm  the  top  of  this  class.  '

'  fetch  me  a  coffee,  shine  my  shoes.  '

'  some  of  us  are  winners,  some  were  born  to  lose.  '

'  he'll  rob  a  7-11  and  go  straight  to  jail.  '

'  what's  he  gonna  do,  solve  a  rubik's  cube  ?  how  long's  he  got  if  we  feed  him  through  a  tube  ?  '

'  he'll  never  learn  to  read.  he's  never  gonna  breed.  he's  going  to  jail  guaranteed,  and  she's  a  freaky  monster  !  '

'  we  need  a  little  less  of  them,  a  little  more  of  me  !  '

'  you  just  told  your  best  friend  that  her  greatest  achievement  in  life  will  be  to  become  an  organ  donor.  '

'  that's  okay  !  it  kinda,  really,  super  hurt,  but  .  .  .  '

'    what  i  did  there  is  exactly  what  you  shouldn't  do.  '

'  you  challenged  my  preconceived  notion  that  all  gay  dues  are  fun  to  be  around.  '

'  sweet  jesus  christ  on  a  bike.  '

'  i've  seen  the  movie  the  blue  angel  about  a  billion  and  one  times.  '

'  mom  tells  me  i  gotta  try  to  blend  in  so  i  tried  really  hard  to  dial  it  back.  '

'  i  wanted  a  man  that  would  drive  me  to  drink.  '

'  can  you  keep  it  in  your  pants  for  one  second,  you  horrible  succubus  ?  '

'  i  embrace  a  new  man  every  night.  '

'  i  want  to  be  that  fucked  up  girl.  '

'  i  think  i  am  in  love  with  you.  '

'  i've  heard  that  lie  a  million  times  before.  '

'  tell  him  that  like  him,  i  choose  to  burn  out,  rather  than  fade  away.  '

‘  that  was  dope  !  ’

‘  level  up  !  ’

'  in  my  country  it  is  natural  for  two  men  to  show  affection  by  kissing.  '

'  there  is  a  difference  between  affection  and  smut.  '

'  what's  the  lesson  ?  '

'  not  every  story  has  a  lesson.  '

'  every  story  has  a  lesson  except  saw  five.  '

'  porno  ?  that  is  a  genre.  that  doesn't  tell  a  story.  '

'  i  think  it's  messed  up  that  we  celebrate  violence  and  demonize  the  very  act  of  love.  porno  is  magical.  '

'  i'm  never  mad  at  you.  i'm  just  frequently  disappointed.  '

'  just  cause  i'm  all  gangsta  doesn't  automatically  make  me  a  homophobe.  '

'  that  shit  was  emotionally  devastating.  '

'  we  were  engaged.  '

'  i  have  no  respect  for  this  country.  '

'  my  life  is  awesome.  '

'  this  beat  is  awesome  !  '

'  i  am  vulnerable  now.  '

'  i  lay  my  masculinity  at  the  altar  of  your  maidenhood.  '

'  i  wanna  be  with  you,  baby.  '

'  love  conquers  all.  '

'  look  at  me,  i  am  physically  weeping  !  '

'  and  that  is  why  not  everyone  should  have  a  library  card.  '

'  the  world  needs  more  poets.  '

'  and  this  is  why  you  both  sucked  at  math  !  '

'  there  are  no  accidents.  '

'  since  we're  all  sharing,  i  would  like  to  talk  about  my  religion.  '

'  for  lo,  i  am  a  prophet.  '

'  i  guess  you  could  say  i'm  pretty  sexy  on  another  planet.  '

'  who  are  you  right  now  ?  '

'  we  need  your  fantastic  seed.  '

'  i  know  you've  heard  the  legend  of  the  sexy  cat  women  from  zolar.  '

'  won't  you  please  help  save  our  galaxy  ?  '

'  what  would  you  do  in  my  place  ?  '

'  oh  my  goodness,  what  have  i  gotten  myself  into  ?  '

'  i'm  a  lover,  not  a  fighter  !  '

'  i  wanna  hold  your  hands.  '

'  i  have  no  desire  to  rule  the  galaxy.  to  hold  you  close  is  enough  for  me.  '

'  i'm  gonna  give  you  the  cliff  notes  for  every  prophet  that  ever  lived:  life  is  hard  enough  without  making  up  reasons  to  be  dicks  to  each  other.  '

'  let's  take  care  of  each  other.  '

'  for  love  is  the  closest  you  can  come  to  another  person,  for  it's  the  closest  you  can  come  to  being  another  person.  '

'  and  then  peace  was  restored.  '

'  there's  only  one  commandment  in  my  bible.  don't  be  a  dick.  '

'  in  choosing  myself,  that  would  be  the  ultimate  dick  move.  '

'  i'm  the  same  person  i  always  was.  it's  just  no  one  ever  listened  to  me.  '

'  if  the  holy  people  are  to  be  kept  harmless  from  war,  then  make  all  people  holy.  '

'  we  all  know  the  worms  must  be  fed.  '

'  my  soul.  is  it  here  ?  '

'  cruel  existence  was  only  a  shame.  '

'  won't  you  tell  me  at  last  who  i  am  ?  '

'  i  hear  the  anguish  of  the  street.  '

'  if  this  is  how  i  die,  lord,  why  be  left  with  no  family  and  no  friends  ?  '

'  time  eats  all  his  children  in  the  end.  '

'  this  is  no  way  to  die.  '

'  isn't  there  anyone  to  tell  me  who  i  am  ?  '

'  that  song  is  so  overplayed.  '

'  how  did  you  find  the  entire  meaning  of  my  life  in  such  a  phrase  ?  '

'  not  even  the  dutch  speak  dutch.  '

'  i've  never  been  drunk  before.  or  kissed  a  man.  '

'  your  life  was  tragic.  '

'  how  do  we  know  it's  my  birthday  ?  '

'  what's  a  savannah  ?  '

'  it's  a  fire  sale  in  my  brain  and  everything  must  go.  '

'    you  know  i  envy  you.  '

'  i  was  building  a  life  and  you  were  satisfied  doing  nothing.  '

'  i  thought  my  life  had  meaning,  turns  out  it  didn't.  '

'  my  death  has  really  affected  me.  '

'  naturally  my  death  has  affected  you  !  can't  you  just  listen  for  once,  without  making  everything  about  yourself  ?  '

'  i  lost  my  virginity  to  a  carnie  in  a  porta  potty.  '

'  he  had  this  tattoo  on  his  forearm.  it  was  of  two  skeletons  having  sex,  and  it  said  born  to  bone  on  the  bottom  of  it.  '

'  after  a  while,  i  started  feeling  crummy  about  stuff.  '

'  i  really  wish  i  never  thought  those  things.  '

'  i  just  wanted  to  do  it,  so  i  didn't  have  to  think  about  doing  it  anymore.  '

'  i  used  to  think  that  life  was  just  a  heart  breaker.  it  breaks  til  you  can't  take  no  more.  '

'  there's  nothing  wrong  with  being  the  nicest  girl  in  town.  '

'  you  knew  all  along  i  could  never  do  it.  '

'  no  one  will  win  here,  and  no  one  can  lose.  '

'  no  one  keeps  score  of  how  hard  we  tried.  '

'  your  lucky  number  is  seven.  '

[icepoptroll]

for the ask meme, Ocean #10 and #11

10. Sleep- Ocean MUST be in bed by 9:30 PM. If she's up too late and tries to sleep she stresses over not getting enough sleep and due to that hardly sleeps at all. She would have everyone believe she wakes up with not a hair out of place but she's actually more like. Family Guy death pose

11. Clothing- I think outside of school she likes to wear pretty little dresses with cardigans over em lol. She likes pastel colors. She prefers to dress a bit modestly. She likes a bit of jewelry/makeup

[yourdeepestfathoms]

I like to believe if Ocean somehow breaks any bone in her body, she would try to push past it until one of the other takes notice and they have to force her to the hospital

Ocean, with a broken femur: hey, guys!

the rest of the choir:

[spunsugarmusings]

Ride the Cyclone Ask Meme

Have an ask meme/muse questions based on the songs from Ride the Cyclone!

Dream of Life: What did your muse always picture their adult life as growing up?

Uranium Suite: What are your muse’s favorite and least favorite things about the town they grew up in?

What the World Needs: What are your muse’s most problematic/flawed beliefs? Are they aware that what they believe is messed up or do they genuinely think they’re correct?

Noel’s Lament: What type of relationships does your muse tend to find themselves in or trying to emulate?

Every Story’s Got A Lesson: Does your muse take moral lessons and messages in media to heart, or do they ignore messages in favor of the story?

This Song is Awesome: What does your muse value most about themselves and their lives?

Talia: Who would your muse say has shaped them the most over the years?

Space Age Bachelor Man: Does your muse have an alter ego or fantasy world that they retreat to when life gets to be too much? If so, what is it like and what role do they play there?

The Ballad of Jane Doe: Is your muse secure in their identity? Do they know who they are at the end of the day, or are they a stranger to themselves?

Sugar Cloud: What would your muse like to be thought or said about them after their death? What sort of legacy would they want to leave behind?

It’s Just A Ride: What does it mean to your muse to be alive? How do they view living and existence in general?

[moldy-memes]

Ride the Cyclone RP Starters || Part 2

Greetings, it's time to play.

Play? What is this? Who are you?

Democracy rocks!

What the heck was that? Me moving against my will?

Don't bore us. Get to the chorus.

I assure you, your will is your own.

[NAME] has selected game mode.

A game with fabulous prizes! Like a stale pack of menthol cools, a succulent hello kitty cupcake, and a limited edition Iron Maiden t-shirt still ripe with the pong of the carnie that wore it.

Somewhere, sunrise begins another day.

That's way better than a hello kitty cupcake.

Sorry!

Sadly, I've only ever possessed the power to bring one back to life.

That doesn't make any sense.

I trade mostly in prophecies that don't make any sense until they actually do.

Even in death, i can't escape [NAME]! They followed me into the afterlife! Well played, Satan, well played.

Being the only gay man in a small rural high school is kind of like having a laptop during the stone age. Sure, you could have one, but there's nowhere to plug it in.

That's not fair! You didn't tell me there were only three questions.

I believe I did tell you, after the fact.

Can it possibly get any weirder?

Jane Doe is what the coroner said.

They never learned my name or who I used to be.

From ashes I was made and ashes I return.

I walk alone and wonder why. Why? Why?

Did anybody just pee themselves a little? Me neither.

Do you want to brush my dolly's hair?

I'm really freaked out right now.

Do you want to know what really freaks me out?

When a lioness has children, she stops making love to the lion. The lion gets jealous, sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You'd think this would upset the lioness, but far from it. They make love again as if the children never existed. I find that idea terrifying.

I'm gonna stand a little farther away from you.

[insect0idfreakaz0id]

HI!!!!! THIS IS CENTI!!

I haven't posted anything and probably won't for a while, so why not post an introduction?

IM CENTI (as mentioned above)

I'M TRANSMASC & LIBRAMASC, GAY(OMNI?? I DON'T KNOW!!), AROACE, AND XENOGENDER/NEOPRONOUNS USER. i don't mind explaining any of those if someone is confused. any masculine or neutral neo or noun pronouns are okay !! Call me whatever

I will probably only post OC content!! I don't make much fandom art, and when I do, it's usually not the best!! Sorry if you don't love OC art!! I DO A LOT!!! TEEHEE

I LIKE DIALTOWN, REGRETEVATOR, DSAF, TWF, A FANTASTIC FEAR OF EVERYTHING, SPIDERVERSE, DHMIS, WILL WOOD, SPARKLECARE, RIDE THE CYCLONE, BUGS, ROBLOX, MSM, ANIMATION MEMES, DELTARUNE/UNDERTALE, FNAF, AND THAT OF THE LIKES OF OTHER NORMAL PEOPLE!

I'M OTHERHEARTED (namely centipedes — chinese redheaded & chinese giant tiger leg, jet black variant)

I POST CONTENT WITH BUGS (no shock), BLOOD, OCCASIONLLY GORE & SUGGESTIVE THEMES*...idk if there's like Erm filter or censors here but if not you maybe not want to follow Meee

I LOVE MAD SCIENTIST CHARACTERS LIKE CRAZY!!! IM INSANE!!!!!!! PLEADING INSANITY, I TELL YOU!!

I have an artfol under the same name but with a FUN AND CUTE UNDERSCORE between the D and F ... if anyone has it (I know some of you do)

I HOPE TO MAKE STUFFS SOON BUT I DO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK THE APP

DNI IS GENERAL CRITERIA METHINKS...MISOGYNISTS, TRANSPHOBES, RACISTS, ABLEIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBES GET OUT!! THAT INCLUDES TERFS & TRANSMEDS AND SIMILAR STUFF! AS WELL AS PROSHIP/COMSHIP/DARKSHIP/ETC...WHATEVER YOU GUYS CALL YOURSELVES NOW, APH FANS, AI "ARTISTS", OR NFT BUYERS/MAKERS, anyone who doesn't tolerate other religions and/or tries to make others join theirs...YOU GET THE IDEA! if you're not sure just ask ...I hope this will not be an issue. also anti-xeno/neo... if you don't understand them or don't want to use them that's fine !! But don't come at my throat for using them, thanks!!! also NSFW only blogs or those people who post NAKED SEX GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I HATE SEX!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!

*suggestive themes usually means posts with sexual jokes (though I may post actual suggestive stuff, never NSFW, or at least not for a long good while...? probably won't ever post that)

EDIT: PLEASE VIEW MY CARRD BEFORE FOLLOWING

[dexabite]

because i'm bored: here's what i think about the characters of ride the cyclone!

ocean o'connell rosenberg:

definitely was a huge snob. in my language, we call those kind of people "maldita" HAHAHAH

she sounds so much like a high school bully that it's hilarious... but also, i feel like she was bullied in elem and was consequently also mean in highschool? idk she gives me that energy

DEFINITELY the kind of person to love legally blonde and mean girls and just projected it onto her persona LMAOO

though she's probably really very much a big softie once she developed at the end of the musical, but still hides it behind her bitchy and rude exterior

she looks like she would take someone's phone and squint whenever someone shows her a meme, like the way a mother would

noel gruber:

mean gay. that's it.

it's canon that whenever he's nervous or uncomfortable, he picks on his nail polish! and i love that! he's just like me fr!

i think the thing he really wanted was just a life outside of his simple one when he was alive... and i think monique gibeau was his drag persona

that said: NOEL DRAG QUEEN AAHHHH

feels like he would be more reserved because he's trying to look normal because of his mom yk, so he probably didn't have many friends outside of the choir (who weren't very close to begin with, judging from the way they talk in the beginning of the musical)

but besides that, he wants to be FLAMBOYANT and FEMININE and i love him

mischa bachinski:

iconic. stole boxes of communion wine for his eight year old cousin because of birthday. im in love with him.

sorry to noel, but he's the REAL most romantic boy in town. nothing compares to the way he sings about talia as if he couldn't live without her. get yourself a man like mischa.

probably loves ridiculous memes. would laugh at them for so long and show everyone in the choir

i think he doesn't actually watch horror movies but watches analysis videos on youtube about them like i do.

when he actually watches horror movies, he squirms around and does all of these weird movements and noises to cope with the fear 😭 not outright scream though, he's too emasculated /j

ricky potts:

he is an oc writer just like me. i love him for that.

was most likely into warrior cats as a kid, obviously marvel comics and star trek too. no way he wasn't.

he mooost likely didn't want to be in the choir in the first place but ocean forced him in it, based off his reaction to ocean trying to get people to like her again after singing about social darwinism 😭

that said, he's just like me fr... using escapism as a coping mechanism for his lonelines... i love you ricky and and your sexy cat ladies from zolar

and actually, i think he's one of the most underrated characters apart from constance which is such a SHAME...

he's so nerdy and JUST LIKE ME FR!!!

i think that before his hands degenerated, he was an artist. not a good one, but enough for people to recognize it!

jane doe:

CREEPYPASTA ENJOYER I CAN SMELL IT OFF OF HER.

creepy... i love her...

and i think that she's really good at crocheting, to add onto the whole doll aesthetic. makes tiny sweaters for ricky's cats, probably made a phone case for constance made out of wool... no matter how inconvenient it was

i think that noel would've painted her nails black too because she deserves it!!!

anyway, her and ricky are the "the bad bitch i got thanks to my autism" meme definitely. going both ways

anyway her actor's voice always sounds like an opera singers it's so impressive! that's why i believe that she can actually sing opera if they ask her to

definitely knows obscure facts about medieval torture and lions... just because!

FOORNICATION UNDER CONSENT OF THE KING!!!!

constance blackwood:

HER SONGS MAKE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS IT'S CRAZY

the unique lesson of "there's no shame in loving my small town" ...my god you never hear that in musicals EVER

it's always "GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE!!!!" not the lesson that's in sugar cloud

that said, god... the fact that she doesn't like being called nice because it means that no one truly got close enough to her to know her for her goofiness... her weird thoughts, and her silly mannerisms and she had no one to vent to </3

hell, even her so called BEST FRIEND is mean to her!!!

but i feel like they'd still be close, despite that yk? best friends always stick together and as ocean develops more i think that they'd get closer until they're literally the only two who knows the other better than themselves

OH and i think that constance would've loved writing fanfic... she just has that kinda energy yk? she and noel would bond over writing and they'd talk about what they write and constance would hesitate because she doesn't want to admit that she writes gay fanfiction on ao3 😭🙏

[therulingqueen]

Ship game ask thingy: 1,4,7,10 and 19?

Thanks to @scavengerssuccotashfor the asks!

1.Who would ask “would you still love me if I was a worm?” and how would the other(s) respond

That would be Clint for sure. The guy is insecure sometimes and, although he knows Bucky loves him, hearing the answer to things like this just make him feel better, like squeezing him again after an initial hug.

4. Who drags the other(s) onto a rollercoaster

Definitely Bucky. He has fond memories of the Cyclone at Coney Island. He shared rides back then with his best friend/brother Steve and now he wants to share the fun with Clint, the man he loves. Clint is personally not into coasters, having his fill of them when he was with Carson's, but he forebears to please Bucky.

7. Who watches the most reality tv?

I'm going to say it's probably Clint simply for having been exposed to trash tv longer so he knows how much there is. Bucky, pulled into the stuff by Clint, has taken to watching cooking competitions and survival shows. He yells back at the idiots on the survival shows, knowing he sure as hell could have done better.

10. Who texts the most memes to the other(s)

At first it was Clint, who was simply trying to get a rise out of the new cryptid Steve found. Now it's Bucky who certainly has a sense of humor underneath the murder glare. His goal is to make Clint crack while the guy is in a meeting with Coulson or Fury. If he ever does then he wins whatever he wants from Clint.

19. Who uses emoticons?

Bucky! To him it's another form of code, something he was used to as a young soldier. Even The Asset knew and used codes so emoticons so they're almost ingrained to Bucky. He loves emojis too and damned near died laughing when he found out, from Katie and Peter, about the eggplant and peach meanings.

[lost-in-the-cosmos-vast]

My intro post:

Hey!

I’m Jonah (or Richard for friends), pronouns he/him, trans guy

My interests: I like malevolent, will wood, Hozier, poor man’s poison, mother mother, jhariah, camp here and there, the mechanisms, the Magnus archives/protocol, any and all horror, silence of the lambs, and art!

I tag all my roleplay posts as such: #rp

any other tagging stuff is under the cut, but it changes a ton.

TMA rp: #rp

TMA: #TMA

Malevolent: #Malevolent

TMAGP: #TMAGP

comics: #comic

books: #books

anything remotely queer: #queer

asks: #I got an askkkkkkk

random memes: #funni

fandom related stuff: #fandom

bones and natural stuff: #crunchy bois

wtnv: #wtnv

will wood/wwatt: #will wood :)

the mechanisms: #the mechanisms/#the mechs (I mainly use the mechs)

tumblr stuff/memes about tumblr/anything meta: #meta

broken posts: #no note bungus

politics: #irl content (Just using this tag for anything relating to politics/controversies)

stuff that is relatable in a bad way: #trauma stuff

fake posts: #fake post

writing inspo: #writing inspo

nice stuff: #<3

anything to save a life: #!!

cute drawings of couples: #them <3

ride the cyclone: #rtc musical

stuff that could be helpful: #ya never know

cast stuff from rq: #rq

OG Posts: #my yapping

any of the iconic posts: #iconic post

poor man’s poison: #pmp

[jojotier]

thinking about the idea of the kids having influenced culture on earth c and having to deal with the consequences of being mythological figures in pop culture, like, embedded into the cultural zeitgeist. and it’s like damn. rip all of them, like:

- after Ride the Cyclone hits masses with the line Time eats all his children in the end everyone keeps asking if Dave eats kids as like a joke. He does not. Please for the love of fuck someone help him this meme isn’t funny anymore

- Roxy has to deal with the fact that Ghost Quartet has an entire song where a woman named Rose sings her daughter Roxy to sleep (”Did your mom ever tell you stories?” “My mom wasn’t very nice.” “Oh... I’m so sorry, Mom.”).

- Rose, Rose, Rose Red- will I ever See thee wed? is on loop somewhere after the wedding and Rose is moved to vehicular manslaughter.

like yes none of these things are directly About them but whenever authors are asked they say they’re Inspired by the gods and it’s a constant game of I Would Not Fucking Say That. except for the times in which they Would Fucking Say That, in which case there’s Some kind of crisis imminent

[itsgrapes-exe]

INTRO

call me grapes

alt blogs:

@romeothehomieo (romeo newsies rp blog)

@sk1tteryy (skittery newsies rp blog)

@jagermanification (max jagerman ask blog)

@tallyricshall (tally hall blog)

@hacetrack-riggins-vp (racetrack higgins vice president meme blog)

fandoms:

newsies

les mis

falsettos (mainly 1992 version tbh)

hadestown

little shop of horrors

percy jackson

hatchetfield

anastasia (1997 movie and musical)

dead poets society

scott pilgrim vs the world

the smiths

ferris bueller’s day off

ride the cyclone

legally blonde (the musical)

evil dead

i needed to add enjoltaire in here

the poor guys head is doing WHAT now?

[z-is-very-tired]

I have such a long backlog of these I need to do. So obviously I do the most recent one. Thanks for the tag @thecontractorandtheastronaut

LAST SONG - "the Ballad of Jane Doe", Ride the Cyclone

FAVORITE COLOR - if I were posturing I'd probably say Black, but truthfully it's a nice gold-mustard yellow.

CURRENTLY WATCHING - Arcane. Again. The autism demands put in earplugs, put on overear headphones, watch arcane at the most muffled low volume ever.

LAST MOVIE - Across the Spider-Verse with my dear partner 💗

CURRENTLY READING - Child Psychopathology, 8th ed; The Spirit Bares Its Teeth; Harrow the Ninth; Daredevil: Know Fear; Backwoods Witchcraft: Conjure & Folk Magic from Appalachia; a pile of journal articles too long to list

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY - can I say salty? Is salty savory? Who knows. I have autonomic nervous system issues, the answer is salty.

LAST THING GOOGLED - "false confidence lyrics noah kahan"

CURRENT OBSESSION - Baldur's Gate 3, Arcane (insert metronome meme)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON - 44,100 stitch cross-stitch project of Viktor from Arcane; a crochet blanket; my Undergrad Thesis (don't ask about that one, i'm not as far as I'd like to be lmao)

No pressure! @4typercent @missmacfire @existential-sunbeam

[icepoptroll]

14 for Jane/Penny if that’s okay?

Sure it's ok!

14. Relationships- I honestly get the vibe that Penny is like. Everyone's friend. Being raised by humanists, she tends to see the good in people imo. Anyone who knows me knows I'm big into Spacedolls, I think she and Ricky together is so sweet, but I could also see her with either or both of the other girls. But when it comes to relationships in general she pretty much gets along with everyone.

When it comes to Jane, I think having no memory of who she was and the loneliness that comes with that makes her embrace everyone's attention with open arms. She loves being included and she accepts everyone and regards them all with fascination and curiosity.

[dustified]

NAME : dust PRONOUNS : he/they NAME OF MUSE(S) : kenny mccormick, marceline abadeer, & heidi turner (to name just my non-request canon muses!); request muses include oz & damien from monster prom, prismo from adventure time / fionna & cake, and jane doe from ride the cyclone! (more canon muses are on their way, patience here please!) PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : discord for sure, mutuals can get my username thru tumblr DMs EXPERIENCE / HOW LONG ( MONTHS / YEARS? ) : roleplaying in general, about 15ish years by now? online, just short of a decade BEST EXPERIENCE : probably here? i've definitely made my closest online friends thru various tumblr rpcs, hell i've met my current boyfriend because of the tumblr rpc. out of all the fandoms tho i'd have to say the south park rpc, i've seen some takes that i'm not a fan of ngl but i personally have yet to see outright drama within the rpc, that's huge in my opinion RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : force shipping (i don't mind unrequited plots, but once it gets to a point where it seems like my muse is constantly telling yours "no", or i keep getting asked about it, that's where i kinda draw the line), excessive callout posting (if something is posted within good reason and reliable evidence, understandable, keep the rpcs safe, but if it's ongoing drama with unreliable sources or narrators i'm out), and constant pestering for replies especially when it comes to secondary / request / low activity muses (i am slow and have muse biases! i will not apologize for this). MUSE PREFERENCES FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT : i like to say "everything i touch turns to angst" but it IS a joke. i'm a fan of well-roundedness! i love slice-of-life fluff and softer threads, i love action-packed painful angst threads, i love comedic sometimes one-liner crack threads. smut i'm not the best at, especially in para-style, i'm extremely picky over who i'll write smut with. PLOTS OR MEMES : both, both are good. i work better off the fly, my brain's pretty scattered on the norm and the ideas that pop in my head are almost never fully fleshed out (at least they don't feel fleshed out very well), so plotting can get a little hard for me. but i do like both!! especially if we can get a good plot going. LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : i mostly prefer longer replies, but as i said in the previous answer, i got bad scatterbrain most days. i take pride in any day i can get more than one reply written ngl lol BEST TIME TO WRITE : later in the day, think late afternoon to evening. typically depends on the day tho, work days get wonky because my job is fairly boring, my brain starts to wander and think about threads... ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : i have this thing where i only pick up muses i relate to in AT LEAST one aspect (/hj) sooooo... yeah, i think i'm like my muses. at least a little bit.

tagging: swiped from @prcspcr as he requested lol tagging: yall &lt;3

[comidyye]

HAIII HI IM ASH !!! im a TEENAGE brain surgeon FANARTIST whoo Also likes to make SH🥩Tposts and Edits here an theRRe !!!

they / He ★ minor ★ neurodivergent ★ excluusivly english Srry!!!

I USUALLY ONLLY REALY POST stuff about my CURENT HYPERFIXATION !!! My twitter IS pretty Dead rn And On tiktok (SAme @) I uslly post edits / memes!! CONTENT ⚠️ : ART MAY INCLUDE (TAGGED) GORE /BODY HORROR /BLOOD /EYESTRAIN .. anything suggestive is highly UNlikely However

ART: #doodle ★ RANDOM: #rambljngs

HERESSZ SOME OF my Strong Recent / curent fixations! ALSO : WHen i Fixate on a series i Usually have one character Im Obseszed w/.. I wil List them 2 !

★ resident evil ( rebecca, leon, hunk, stars wesker) ★ slashers/slasher adjacent (martin (77), billy lenz, leslie vernon, henry barrow)

★ spooky month ( bob / dexter) ★ yu-gi-oh [ s0 & dm ] ( ryou / s0 yami yugi) {reoccurring} ★ fnaf ( glitchtrap, vanny, funtimes, springbonnie) {reoccurring} ★ wii deleted you ( henry morris) {short} ★ kirby ( marx) {reoccurring} ★ animatronics - All kinds!! halloween/scary, old kids bands, theme parks ( rockafire explosion, circus playhouse band) ★ smile for me ( dr habit) ★ childs play franchise [ 1-2, 7] ★ super paper mario ( dimentio) {reoccurring} ★ welcome home - eeh... ( wally / eddie) ★ madness combat ( tricky)

"SO WHATS WITH THE CLOWNS">!>???????/

CLOWNS ARE PROALY MY BIGEST SPECIAL INTEREST! I KEEP A RUNNING LIST OF ALL THE FICTIONAL CLOWNS I KNOW. i have a google doc with MOST of them However the list is originally made/updated in Discord so the doc is likely an inaccurate count of the clowns. LAST CLOWN COUNT TOTAL: 178 CLOWN DOC If you know a clown not on the list send me their name thru The ask box Please! Fictional clowns from established series only - no ocs or anything !

OTHER INTERESTS NOT PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED CAUS holy moly thhrz a LOT

IN GENERAL : obscure, surreal, crreepy stuf !!! ... I <3 HORROR. ONE OF MY favorite things ever is cannibalism !!! Its super neat how versatile it is in media fiction-wise, and i like learning history and stuff around it too. i only think its a really cool thing in fiction though, dont.. im not weird <3

GAMEZ : DAY SHIFT AT FREDDYS(!), rhythm heaven, Klonoa, NiGHTS, um jammer lammy, splatoon, Omori, Balan wonderworld, undertale, deltarune, needy streamer overload, dropsy, FAITH: the unholy trinity, league of legends(ONLY FOR FIDDLESTICKS AS A CHARACTTR-I DONT PLAY), killer frequency, happy hills homicide, 1996 resident evil

SHOWS/SERIES : dont hug me im scared, the walten files, BUGBO, Ena, My little pony, kaiba(2008), tokyo mew mew, devilman ovas, milky way & the galaxy girls, the amazing digital circus, bee & puppycat, over the garden wall, infinity train, garfield & friends, gloomy bear, tokyo mew mew, wordgirl! MOVIES/MUSICALS: ride the cyclone, mean girls(musical), rocky horror picture show, trick r treat, re-animator, killer klowns from outer space, inu-oh, benny loves you, day of the dead(for bub), house of 1000 corpses, behind the mask: the rise of Leslie vernon, black christmas (1974), martin (1977), texas chainsaw franchise + chucky franchise CONTENT CREATORS: MARRKIPLIIER, JERMA! failboat, Dougdoug, dead meat, wicked masters, dawko, ANDY LAND, Itemlabel, CHRBRG, j-gems, lumpy touch, matt rose, planet clue, RTGAME, ooftroop, astralspiff, vernias MUSIC ARTISTS: WILL WOOD & LEMON DEMON . ... Chonny Jash, tally hall, CREATURE FEATURE, ROB ZOMBIE, KMFDM, icp, that handsome devil, oingo boingo, nero's day at disneyland, rusty cage, maretu, the stupendium, MSI(....Eeh..), duran duran, mcr, american murder song, s3rl, stolen babies(!). i am a hereditary connoisseur of 80s new wave/alt

DNI UHHH JUST DONT BE A BIGOT?!?! + FUCK PROSHIPPERS .. Dont piss on people 4 Their Interests n OH Sfw interactions Only Please SO nsfw dni Thannkz.. Just puting that out there Just in case.

BOUNDARIES:? Just Use common SEnse i would Think !! i dont think im crazy chronically online - school comes First Unfortunately . But if yurr that inntreseted in becoming Friends juuss lemme know howevrr You want .. Even with my own friedns I don't talk a lot however so dont expect full convos from me All the Time

ASK BOX..? anything related to me Just dump in there !! questions r whatevaa ... art requests about my fandoms r on the table, but dont expect me to do them!! low chance but still, shoot your shot COMMISIONS? if yur interested Ask and im sure we can work something out somehow : o)))! i do have a cashapp, but i dont have set pricing and i wont accept all requests SHIPS/OCS N SHIT? i generally dont really have any ocs n dont Really selfship unless like Platonic - I'm not a big shipper but may have a rarepair here and there - Real chill shit REPOSTS/USING ART? tell me if Yoou want to repost something somewherer - even if i do give the thumbs up Credit is required!!!! Feel free 2 use my stuff as a pfp just don't claim it as Your own -- Give Credit if someone Asks . Bare minimum Stuff

FUN BLINKIES/ STAMPS/GRAPHICS N SHIT

WOWOAOAOWA YOU MADE IT THIS FAR WHO EVEN ARR YOU >!>???!?>??

WELL thank You 4 Coming By < 3333333 SEE U AROUND!!!!!!!1

[moldy-memes]

Ride the Cyclone Starters || Part 1

It turns out that being told the place and time of your death in front of your family, with a mouth full of corndog at a fairground is the very opposite of fun.

I can even predict my own demise. I always could.

Meet my executioner - a rat I've named Vergil.

I'm well aware rats cannot play musical instruments.

When you've been alone as long as I have, you tend to anthropomorphize your friends.

The armrest to your left is yours. The one to your right is your neighbor's. If you believe both armrests are yours exclusively, you are part of the problem.

My most sincere condolences.

Accidents happen.

This just shows the high standard of excellence here - even in competition against yourself, you can still walk away a loser.

Tonight's my apology.

Tonight we will raise a middle finger to that most ruthless adjudicator called time.

Something doesn't feel quite right.

Where's the sky? And where's the ground?

How can this be fair?!

What a load of freaking junk!

I hope I wiped my browser history clean!

Now I know what 'YOLO' really means.

Had a strange feeling from the start.

I did not feel safe at all.

Where are we?

Oh my god, you can speak?!