#rincewind with eyelashes >>>

[xylophone888]

please ignore that the last one is grindr messages :praying_hands_emoji:

[rukkilill]

@foliefolio​ tagged me in this, SO.... (20 questions meme as follows)

Name: Yuuago Nicknames: Yuu (and various puns on such) Zodiac Sign: Grumpy crab Height: 5'8, plz don't ask me to metric Orientation: North Ethnicity: Slavic Favourite Fruit: Macintosh apples, fresh off the tree. Or peaches, ditto. Ahhh I miss the Annapolis valley so much.... Favourite Season: Autumn for the atmosphere, winter for everything else (except the extreme windchill...) Favourite Book Series: Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, if I had to pick just one. Favouurite Flowers:  cornflower, fireweed, red geraniums, carnations, Alberta wild roses, chokecherry blossoms, corn poppies.... Favorite Colors: Blue. And black. And red. And- Favourite Animals: Can't pick just one. BUT Whitetail deer are so cute. They have these loooong adorable eyelashes.... Coffee, Tea or Hot Cocoa: All of the above, but not at the same time. Average Sleep Hours: Not enough Cat or Dog Person: Fish, please. I'm an aquarium person. (Though I don't have one right now, unfortunately.) Favourite Fictional Characters: Rincewind, if I had to pick just one. For the reasons why, read Sourcery. Number of blankets you sleep with: Two regular blankets + two down-filled quilts. Though the wilts will come off soon... hopefully. Dream Trip: A relaxing stay in Waterton National Park, by myself or with a friend who understands a need for occasional quiet - a creative type who likes writing in fresh air and taking lots of photographs. Either that, or... somewhere in Nova Scotia, with access to a car (let's pretend I can drive it). Main point would be Halifax, and then I could just day-trip to whichever lovely place I desired. Eating lots of delicious seafood would be a must. Blog Created: I can't be bothered to look this up Number of Followers: 10 + various bots

"Tag 20 people and -" You know what, all you bots following me can do this. /LAZY

[sarenthestalwart]

Khavalier, Master of Escape

(Is it just me or has my time spent drinking in harem comedies manifesting in certain ideas of mine)

In an academy meant to train and hone the next generation of Dungeon-Masters, expert female makers of traps, mechanisms, and rooms to hold back invaders and entrap enemies, the school has summoned a young man to aid in these students “educations”; Khavalier, the Master of Escape. “All chains that try to coil me break, all locks that try to halt me unhinge, and all doors that try to block my exit open. Your trap's biggest flaw was putting me in it.”  However, Khavalier is there for another purpose. The students who attend are all from different nations and the truce between them all is tenuous. As such, tensions run incredibly high within the school's walls and war could break out if even an eyelash isn't straight. Khavalier is a rather dashing young man and the girl who manages to make a Dungeon he can't escape from will be promised his hand in everlasting marriage. This keeps them distracted from each other and instead focused on trying to capture him. And the dungeons can singular rooms with a riddle/puzzle or an entire gauntlet filled with obstacles that Khavalier has to dart through.

Khavalier in this case is either:

1) Some hapless, Rincewind-ish puzzle freak who just has a lot of luck (good or bad is up for debate) and was reluctantly dragged into this weird mess by the headmaster of this academy.

2) Or a genuinely roguish and flamboyant Harry Houdini type with acrobatic and combat skill to deftly dance through the Dungeon the female students set-up.