#discworld shitposting

[chekhovs-tantrum]

WHERE’S MY COW

IS THIS MY COW

IT EXHIBITS MOURNING BEHAVIOR

YES! THAT’S MY COW!

HOORAY, HOORAY, IT’S A WONDERFUL DAY

FOR I HAVE FOUND MY COW!

[xylophone888]

please ignore that the last one is grindr messages :praying_hands_emoji:

[autisticfiend]

Moist, wildly out of tune:

🎵 SEVEN FOOT frame, RATS along his back, when he CALLS YOUR NAME, it all fades to BLACK, yeah he sees your DREAMS and feasts on your SCREAAAMS!🎵

🎵DO NOT LET HIM DETAAAIN YOU!🎵

[eri-pl]

Another one of "my teenager asked":

Edit: many reblogs asked, so thanks to @feanorianethicsdepartment: this is a Discworld x Silm fic. Vimes + M&M + Eonwe + the Silmarils problem. Hilarious. @dfwbwfbbwfbwf I think you will enjoy it.

[des-fangirl]

THIS MORT EDITION HAS ILLUSTRATIONS IM INSANE

SO COOOL!!!!

[longearedhare]

Does anyone else think that Otto and William de Worde were doing it nasty style in their covered wagon during Monstrous Regiment or is it just me. personally I think that thing was probably rattling at night

[bean-cookies]

[itsnotmyfaultsomepeoplecantread]

Terry Pratchett understood time blindness

[zay-does-things]

Bf 🤝🏻 Laios = being autistic goobers

[cirr0stratus]

I work at as an archivists assistant in a library and sometimes I come across the silliest of illustrations in our historical section.

look at him. he’s so pleased with his hat. what a handsome smile

[kandifloss-finn]

To cleanse this page I have more Death fanart because I like him, he's fun

The space under the scythe felt empty so the 5 second Death sketch with the shortest book synopsis was a must

Also kitty :D

[xylophone888]

he got his weekly mail

[curarems]

Hey, so this ao3 tag. Nice to have it. It's just. Isn't this already assumed. This man is 0,002 seconds away from exploding at any given time. 'Angry' is his perpetual state of being. Seeing Vimes tagged as a character should already send flashing signs with 'warning: explosive'. I love it

[crossedwithblue]

El Higgins and Discworld comparisons

So I've seen a couple of comparisons between El and Tiffany, and to an extent I guess I agree - they're both young female YA-ish protags who are passionate about injustice. However, I'm not convinced that El really does weaponise her selfishness into a virtue the way Tiffany does - El (at least where I'm up to) is more about being crankily selfless despite her better judgement.

Which Discworld character does that remind me of a lot more than TIffany? Prickly? Aggressively practical? Expresses concern and affection via tough love? Tall, attractive in a scary way, with a death glare that could melt steel? Perhaps a tad arrogant about her own raw ability, or at least, not precisely humble? An unreliable narrator convinced that other people hang out with her only for whatuse she is to them, and continually surprised when someone wants her for who she is? Constantly battling not to take the easy path of becoming a monster, arguably despite a world determined to paint her that way? Has a himbo boyfriend she keeps trying to push away?

Am I describing El, or Granny Weatherwax?

(PLEASE no spoilers beyond the middle of book 2/Field Day, I am aware that the boyfriend situation has different outcomes in the two cases but it's still a parallel IMO.)

[morporkian-cryptid]

I commissioned the incredible @theshitpostcalligrapher to make me a copy of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch oath, and it turned out amazing!! (and I immediately proceeded to deface it lol)

I had made a copy myself years ago after I bought a Special Constable badge from the Discworld Emporium, and I wanted to update it ^^

[des-fangirl]

oh it's my favourite character! Moist von Lipwig