#rip sorry bud 😂

[sga-owns-my-soul]

me: i love rodney mckay he's such a good character and he deserves so much better than what the writers did for him

me writing fan fiction about him: hmm what if i make him experience the worst trauma ever and also make him feel directly responsible for it haha what if

[jmakumatized]

WHEW it's late here already but after watching this episode I just had to find somewhere to pour out my feelings and what better way than the cold black void also known as my Tumblr blog? 😭👊 P.S. sorry in advance if this is a mess

⚠️ Jubilation Episode Spoilers Ahead⚠️

Same Old Creepy Lunatic

Okay, let's start with Mr. Cotton buds here. We all know that this man is actually insane but, oh man, seeing who seems to be Emily as his Siri rip-off got me off-guard. We saw in "Multiplication" that he had to do a full body scan of Adrien in what I assume is a facility owned by the Tsurugis to make his 3D model. I doubt he would have requested Amelie to do this for a number of reasons. So, did he just secretly drag Emily's unconscious body to the facility to get her scanned just so she can be his personal virtual assistant? 💀

Also, we've seen Hawky change costumes many times but I honestly like his old classic costume way better than any other else ESPECIALLY this Monarch one. The new one just looks so much more hilarious 😭😂 like PLEASE why did he randomly decide to have his ears out? And I see that his fake grandkids got their grandpapi's piercing blue eyes.

Kwami and Technology

Ya'll, they literally reminded us in this episode that Kwamis aren't supposed to be detected by tech but then we now see that they're largely being controlled by... guess what? Technology! Like, Hawky is literally transferring their powers to the akumatized's ring as if he were just sending an email. But ya know what? this is Miraculous we're talking about. The logic in this show is non-existent so let's just not think too deeply about this and move on *cough cough*

The Dream

Oh my god. This... this part was a rollercoaster of emotions

Firstly, this shot kinda caught me off-guard again because... Chat Noir in all white... *sobs* at least it didn't give Ladybug any traumatic flashbacks I guess 😭🏃‍♀️💨

Secondly, I love how they get more creepy babies with each next shot 😂 I guess they'll have more than just Louis, Emma, and Hugo.

"Neither do I, my sweet kitten. So Join me!"

yeah, you heard that? That was my heart shattering into a million pieces. The moment when the umbrella theme music started playing, I knew that this scene would destroy me. the fact that Chat Noir tried to break the clock makes my heart hurt so much. He wanted to stay in this dream so bad that he'd risk everything else. The fact that he also had to stay behind a little longer to grieve everything that he just lost is- is- AGHHHHH 😭 this poor boy just let him be truly happy FOR ONCE! And the way they kissed each other with tears streaming down both their cheeks 🥺😫 Ladybug's line was also seriously so romantic: "But I don't want to lose all of this!" "Neither do I, my sweet kitten. So Join me!" She's saying that she still wants to have this life with him but to truly have this future, they have to wake up 🥺😭 SO IT KILLS ME HOW IN DENIAL SHE STILL WAS DURING THE END SCENE!!! At least we see that Chat was slightly smiling during their conversation about it, which could mean that he knows it wasn't really manipulated and what they both saw are truly what they both desired. *deep inhale of copium*

If you made it this far, thanks again for reading my rambles. *hands you a cookie 🍪* till next time!

[nerdyenby]

Aqua time :D I’m watching Impulse

This team’s chemistry is wild, their practice stream was so much fun, I’m so hyped :))

They’re all so confused and silly goofy, I love them

“I’m twerking” “Ok, you can twerk if you want to” already so chaotic I’m so excited

Rocket Spleef

Sneeg being one of Illumina’s first big twitch follows :))

Already bullying the drunk team, as they should lmao

Impulse saying they should target pink and accidentally killing Jack in the first round 😂

“I genuinely can’t remember the names of any of the maps, to be honest” “… wait there’s names?” Illumina 😭😭😭

Impulse top ten!!!!

A whole team of ethogirls calling noxcrew fanboys 🤨

Hole in the Wall

“The platform!! The platform’s a fish!!!!” “Looks more like a squid, to be honest” “It-… I hate this team” 😂😂😂

“We can just hate each other, that’s really good for synergy” Sneegsnag my beloved

Joel popping off!!!!!!!

This team’s vibes are so great, they’re so funny and so supportive, everyone’s so happy for Joel :))

“I got severe adhd, I have to make noises, man. The medicine doesn’t stop that, it stops the worms in my brain” REAL

I don’t think I knew Sneeg had adhd, like, I ~knew~ but I don’t think I’ve heard him say it (I have adhd and am a psychologist lmao)

Did they all get top 15 there????

Good comms and comm appreciation :))

JOEL IS A GR HATER???!?!! It’s okay everyone has flaws /lh

Impulse calling Sneeg old my beloved

“Let’s game til we die” being an almost entirely serious response to this conversation is so /pos

Sky Battle

Sneeg is giving such a good and thorough run down, what a guy

Rip Impulse

Sneeg hyping up Sniff :))

“You’re scaring me, bud” “I’m scaring myself” Illumina is so real for this, honestly

Impulse doing a lil sing-song after killing Etho

Joel using they/she for Sniff <33333

Meltdown

They’re doing so well!!

Sneeg popping off!!!

Aw rip, got sandwiched but kept morale high

Them being playfully upset at how well cyan are doing :))

*Tubbo falls into lava* “That’s what alcohol does to you, kids” JOEL 😂

Impulse 21st after the first half!!!!! That’s my streamer!!!!

Battle Box

This isn’t going great lol

Yeah, this map is rough

Ace Race

Sneeg’s deadpan “wiggle wiggle wiggle” is way funnier than it should be lol

“Imma vibe” “Imma vibe, too. I might yell, but it’s alright” I love this team so much

I BLINKED and impulse recovered from 40th to 17th, he’s doing so well!!!!!!

Iirc, Impulse has been neck and neck with every one of his teammates, they could all get top half!!!!

Impulse slipping up the exact same way Sneeg just did 😭😭😭

Holding hands in the early 20s <333

Grid Runners

Sneeg being so excited about the new pig room :D

THE GOLF COMPLETION OF LEGEND!!!!!!!

That was a smooth dunk tank

“OH my boy!!! Get at it!!” “What are we doing?” “You’re redstoning, you’re redstoning!!!!!” Sneeg hyping up Impulse my beloved <333

“THATS MY REDSTONE MONSTER!!!!! DUDE, ATTABOY, LETS FUCKING GO!!!!” “Swearing!!” “SORRY” I love this team so much, you guys don’t understand

FIRST OVERALL THOSE ARE MY GUYS!!!!!!!

Everyone had their moment to shine :)))

Easily one of the best gridrunners of all time

No one else knew repeaters could go through walls, same here bro

“Very convenient gridrunners for us, I gotta say: trident for me, redstone for you, whacking people for Illumina,… Joel was here”

“This team has some freaking synergy” “Aw dude, I just really love playing minecraft with good people” I DEMAND more Sneeg and Impulse teams

Joel sot hater????? Smh

Sands of Time

“I’m such a lil menace for sands, bro” Sneeg is so based you guys

The new sound 😭😭😭

Impulse is such a chill sandkeeper, it’s really nice

Illumina taking one for the team

First out, ruh roh…. It’s not necessarily a bad sign but it’s a bit demoralizing

Impulse tossing all the tomatoes so other people can’t throw them at Illumina <33

“Wait, we’re aqua” Sneeg 😂

IMPULSE 23RD!!!!!!! MY STREAMER!!!!!!!!!

Dodgebolt

Them being happy for whoever wins :))

Love how you can tell Joel and Oli are genuine, irl bffs because of how they talk, it’s all smack talk, they’re kinda brothers-coded

Hyping up and then immediately bullying Oli lol

Impulse said shit!! Technically “shat” but same thing

“There was an a in there” “Yeah, it’s different, guys”

Great times, great vibes, incredible team <333

[whats-wild-to-you]

can i ask for a car smut aft he finishes perfming at a club… thanku

damn 🥵 imagine sweaty Jay walking to his car after a club appearance only to see his girlfriend sitting in the backseat (ps. it doesn’t help that in these situations he’s performing Mommae last 😂🫣🥵)

Edit: this has been in my requests for a while 😣 sorry! ______________________________________________

After performing Mommae Jay casually went backstage, putting on his thick puffer jacket over his bare body.

His managers guided him out through the back entrance where his car was already waiting for him.

“Good night, Jaebumnim.”

“What? You’re leaving me on my own?”

“No! Never! There’s someone waiting for you inside.”

Full of anticipation, Jay opened the door only to see his girlfriend sitting casually in the backseat. He noticed her outfit right away. A bodycon sweat dress and it was apparent that she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“How come you’re here?” He asked while getting in.

“I missed you! I haven’t seen you in days. I wanted to come see you perform but had to work extra hours so I thought I’d come pick you up.”

Jay licked his lips and scooched closer to her.

“People might see!” His girlfriend said, realizing what Jay’s plan was.

“No way. Nobody walks through this back alley.” He said, while casually lifting his girlfriend’s dress. At the same time she pulled the zipper of his jacket down, revealing his naked chest.

Instinctively she lowered her head, licking the beads of sweat off his skin, making Jay groan softly.

Hurriedly, Jay got rid of his pants and pulled her onto his lap, while pulling her dress over her head.

“Fuck! You’re so hot!”

The car windows almost instantly steamed up as Jay’s girlfriend rode him. It must’ve been a sight from the outside and thankfully Jay was right. No one walked by.

“Oh shit! My leg is cramping!” Jay groaned on pain before his girlfriend got off of his lap, laughing hysterically at him.

“Let’s do something like this.”

He lied her down in between the two front seats, the back of her head bumping against the gear shift. Jay spread her legs, ramming his erection inside her repeatedly. Her arms were flailing around and she accidentally pressed the honk.

Cursing, Jay pulled her onto his lap again, ready to get dressed and call this little excursion a failure.

“Wait! I have an idea.” She said, kneeling down in front of Jay as best as she could.

At first she teased him, blowing air on his hardened cock but then she lowered her mouth onto at until his tip reached the back of her throat.

“Fuck! That’s it! Keep going.”

Spurred by his positive response, she licked flicked and sucked him off, making Jay curse and moan when he unloaded him inside her mouth.

“My turn now!” She announced as soon as she cleaned herself up.

Jay didn’t waste time laying her down on the backseat, spreading her legs, inhaling her sweet scent.

Without warning, his tongue assaulted her pussy, licking and biting her sensitive bud. Her hands were grabbing onto his head and she almost ripped off a handful of his hair as she climaxed.

“Wow!”

It took them minutes, just laying there catching their breaths before Jay put his clothes back on and got behind the wheel.

When his girlfriend joined him he smiled at her and set course for their home.

[night-faye]

Wukong has ZERO CHILL he is going to roast Macky into melting all that ice on him 😂 but ow, bud 😭 yes, we do indeed wonder if Wukong is throwing shade back. Could Macky have said something about Wukong screwing back to the Monk? You might be wondering "anon why are you so fixated on lines repeating" it's what they DO. Some are narrative parallels, some are Season 4 that makes you go "oh so this is why you said all that earlier that pretty much didn't show up in S3" it was coming :)

"I couldn't care less about what the LBD wants." Ugh, my guy. You know it's pointless trying to tell people that, but thanks. I will chew on every one of those lines. Also. BRO WHERE IS YOUR CHILL. Sorry I know you're a frozen salmon right now, but "the Samadhi Fire is my last hope" also Macky: *LITERALLY BREAKS THE RINGS* sir. SIR. my brother in mammal, you are quite sincerely on a ticking timer before the ice consumes you back into the grave. WHAT were you thinking??? I don't think he's thinking at all. that noggin of his is too shaken up and he's swapping plans on the fly as soon as he hears the rings are with MK. my guy, they were going to do the ritual later anyway, or well, they already started, but were you allergic to waiting to ask politely for someone to use the fire on you? eh tbf, it was better they didn't rip the fire out of Mei to put into Wukong so. can't say it's THAT bad he forced them to finish it without Wukong.

Very optimistic take on Wukong's expressions there! Could be, but he doesn't inspire much hope in that lol. I think it was him feeling guilt about keeping secrets and leaving MK back in S2. And maybe some secret ShadowPeach past that *gets dragged off stage* *claws back onto stage* Ep 10!! Parallels my beloved, *reaches out for you* Him AND Mei I- *screams over the ocean flooding on me* SPECIAL. You will know the scene when you hear it. and see it.

"Don't get in my way, kid. I don't have time for you. I'm just here for the Samadhi fire, then, I'm done with you all." 😔😔😔 it's ok, let him think the fandom even cares about the fact he seriously wants nothing to do with this or interact with the Gang on purpose ever again and has decided hunting down MK is not as fun as it was in the first two seasons. Speaking of, he technically did neither as they came to his play and he was looking at the sky in his intro, as if waiting for Wukong to show up before MK popped up instead. he was even backing up to leave.

actually new thing because our friend Macaroni really isn't right in the head. he was in a mech and all trying to take the rings? when he just destroyed the fakes thinking they were real? and would've what, left it at that until that light shone from the altar? we know he doesn't want to bring em to LBD, unless if that was a moment of weakness/confession because of Wukong, and decided "ok maybe she's my last chance if I give them to her" because HE sure can't use them alone if he removes them from the altar. so WHAT CHANGED to make him force them to finish the ritual? unless if it was another test for MK and he was not impressed with the power. "So THIS was the Monkey King's great plan?" It wasn't actually, but how curious that you think so. "How do you still not see that he has no idea what he's doing." some villains drop false statements to complain about society that the hero denies bc they were biased extremists all along. other villains drop truths based in backstory that gets confirmed by Wukong and everybody else there, including the story and it's not meant to be bashing, but rather a character trait and flaw that also has a reason and its okay, it will get better. I'm 0.0 like that meme of slow head turn wide eyes at Macky's final emotional break. he's FULLY lost it here, amazing. this is the most vicious he's ever been oof. gotta also love his shadow shark moves and YES you caught that stressed twitch in his eyebrows!! he's walking pretty slow and heavy, bc of the weight of everything with battling emotions and decisions or bc of the weight of the ice? 🤔

It is so late at night I have no thoughts to articulate, so take this

Thought I will say this bit: I took it as he knew they were fake?

Like, the way he splays them open, stares at them, and then goes "Hm" as he narrows his eyes. and then when Wukong starts talking he glances back at him and raises an eyebrow, almost like "I know him too well, and he seems way too confident for these to be the real rings"

And then of course Wukong digs in the LBD dagger, which gets Mackaroni angry, so him breaking the rings wasn't so much meant To Break The Rings, but more. They were what were in his hands when Wukong started mocking him about LBD, so he broke them to take out his frustration. both at Wukong and at the entire shit situation he's in

and then Ne'zha going "they were fake?" and wukong owning up to it is just icing on the confirmation cake at that point

[lycanbucky]

Hello! Just came across the whole situation with the dog meme, and first I wanted to say I hope you're doing alright! But I also wanted to mention something that might help you avoid the meme in the future. You said you've blocked tags, have you also tried adding the username of the person who originally posted the meme to your content filter? I've had to do that a lot when there's a popular post going around that I don't want to see and there's no tag I can block.

Sorry if this wasn't helpful and you'd already tried that! Either way, I wish you the best

I'm doing alright, and I really appreciate you checking in, that's incredibly sweet! ♥️ It was just sudden and unexpected, and hit me a lot harder than it normally would have.

It seems that person's friend group is having a grand time ripping the encounter apart like jackals, and is entirely - and likely purposefully -misinterpreting what I'd written. They're blowing it a ridiculous amount out of proportion, spinning it into statements that are honestly hilarious with how far gone they are, but such is the internet. 🤷‍♂️

(What got me laughing so hard was them being like, “Some people never want to get better, they just live in an echo chamber!” Like, bud. You literally have a dozen messages that people just sent you of them calling me an asshole, and are spinning the wildest possible bad-faith interpretation about what I said. 😂 Self-awareness is clearly not this persons strong suit, lmao. But this is the Piss on the Poor Website, after all, and I forget there’s kids on here who legit just don’t know any better.)

But that's a really smart idea, thank you so much! I'm definitely going to do that, and I really appreciate the suggestion! At the very least, I've now also learned a new tool to hopefully help others in the future, lol. 😅 Thank you so much for taking the time to reach out with this! ♥️

[mothmans-kingdom]

Mothy help, I’m over here “hehe” giggling and kicking my feet about Negan and I have therapy in less than 10 mins…

How am I supposed to talk about my daddy issues when my daddy issues are distracting me???? 😩😩😩

Rip me I guess… I’m gonna be stuttering this whole appointment 😂

Pffft sorry bud

[fayes-fics]

Ok Faye, do your dirtiest 🫦 pretty please 🙏🏻 😁💕

276. “Bend over and spread your legs”

322. “You take my fingers so well, don’t you?”

66. “I want it to hurt”

Give me mean dom Clownthany, I can handle it 🤤😇😂😘

Take It

Double Bind Masterpost

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Pairing: Anthony Bridgerton x fem!reader

Summary: Anthony gives reader exactly what she wants

Warnings: 18+ smut, minors dni, d/s relationship, mean dom Anthony, sub reader, pussy spanking, fingering, gagging, vaginal sex, slightly rough consensual sex.

Word Count: 1.6k

Authors Note: Hey lovely @iboopedyournose I hope you like this it’s pretty full on and he’s so mean. Of course it’s not a 500 word ficlet, who was I kidding with that idea?! Also err the next fic I publish might lead on from this one. Just sayin’

You're enjoying the ball at Aubrey Hall when suddenly Anthony grabs your arm.

“Did you think I wouldn't notice? I saw you flirting with him.” His tone is bitter as he hisses into your ear.

“I wasn't, sir,” you counter. It’s a slight lie. This secret arrangement you have is so thrilling, hiding behind the veneer of respectability. He pretends to court you in public; in private, he ties you to his bed and fucks you every way. You asked him to ensure that he pushed your boundaries this evening.

“Do you know who he is?” he interrogates.

“It was just a friendly chat,” you defend opaquely, somewhat obscuring the truth. 

“My office. Now.”

“But it’s the middle of the party,” you protest, playing the role.

“Now.” He drags you along by the elbow. Discreet enough, it looks like he is helping you through the crowd, but his grip is vice-like.

He guides you into a room with a big wooden desk and a roaring fire and closes the door with finality. But it's the click of a lock and him pocketing the key that causes your butterflies to roar into life. Oh yes.

He crowds into you, and a hand slips around your throat. 

“Don’t ever talk to another man without my permission, do you hear me?” His tone is dripping with menace, just like you want. 

“Yes, sir,” you meet his gaze, “I’m sorry, sir. Please, will you kiss me?” 

“No,” he scoffs, “kisses are only for good girls who obey my rules.”

He maintains his grips and shoves you towards the large bay window containing a couple of chairs and a table.

“Bend over and spread your legs,” he snarls, releasing you.

You obey, your hands landing on the cushioned chair seat.

“Wider,” he commands.

“I can’t, my dress,” you protest.

Then there is a tearing sound, and the warm air of the fire hits the back of your legs. He has just ripped a line up to your waist. He tears open your underwear, and it falls to the ground.

“Open your legs. Don’t test me,” he warns.

You widen your stance instantly.

“Head down” he pushes the back of your head until it's down on the seat; you are almost bent double.

“That's it; don’t you dare move.” His voice is etched with danger.

Then all is quiet. You wait, breathing heavy, anticipation burning hard in your belly. 

He suddenly cups his hand forcefully between your legs, his middle finger quests against your clit, the heel of his palm against your opening.

“Who does this belong to?” 

“You” 

“What can I do with it?” He curls his grip grabbing at your flesh, his blunt nails dragging into your pussy lips.

“Anything you want, sir.”

“I think this cunt needs to be taught a lesson,” he growls,

His hand withdraws then three fingers land a stinging blow on your exposed clit.

*smack*

You cry out, the sensation a mix of pleasure and pain.

“Does that hurt a little, my girl?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Good,” he snarls, “I want it to hurt.”

*smack*

You moan. Your clit swells, burns and pulses from the sting. Feeling yourself getting wetter, that ache inside desperate for you to be filled.

*smack*

This blow is different; it’s a whole hand across your pussy, the touch lingering, his fingertips slip against your tingling bud, teasing.

He keeps going, pulling a litany of noises from you. Spanking between your legs, sometimes catching your clit, other times just the sensitive skin around your upper thighs, your lips. Your skin feels hot, swollen, but so wet as you leak over yourself.

“Look at your swollen red little weeping cunt,” he preens, admiring his handiwork. “I think it needs something else, don’t you?”

Two fingers slide into your soaked pussy, and you moan at the sensation. His treatment is not slow or kind - it’s rough, primal.

“You take my fingers so well, don't you?” He chimes over the sloppy wet noises he is drawing from your body. 

“Yes, sir,” You should be ashamed, but the sound just turns you on more.

He adds a third finger and flattens his hand, stretching you wide. You feel the squeeze of his knuckles as they drag in and out.

“Oh, it’s too much,” you wail.

“Shut up,” he barks, pushing deeper and faster “you can take it.”

“Please make me cum,” you babble.

“No,” he snipes and stops all movement. You pant hard. “Only good girls get to cum; bad girls get punished.”

He withdraws the fingers and spanks hard against your clit. Then dives back in as you shriek. He’s deliberately pushing you against the line of pleasure and pain, never quite touching enough where you need to bring you over the edge—just an occasional nudge to keep you aching and desperate for him.

He suddenly pulls his hand from you and steps away.

“No sir,” you wail, “please come back.”

“Shut up,” he grouses. You hear him stripping off his clothes. 

“Please, sir, I….”

He yanks your head up by your hair.

“What part of shut up don’t you understand?” he sneers into your ear. “Open your mouth, right now.”

You obey. Anthony bundles his silk cravat into your mouth; you can smell yourself on his fingers as he does so. 

“Bite down, girl.” Again you obey. “Good. Maybe that will keep you fucking quiet.”

You breathe heavily out of your nose, the silk absorbing all the saliva in your mouth. It’s a lot of material, and you struggle not to gag.

He stands behind you. His hands' band around your body and grab your breasts through your clothing. Then he growls and rips your gauzy dress higher until it tears in two and falls to the ground around you in tatters.

You protest, but it’s just a muffled sound against his silk.

“You’ll have to leave this room naked, so everyone knows the harlot you are,” his tone cutting.

He yanks off your stays, so you are now totally naked. Grabbing your breasts into his hands and pulling you back against him, his heated flesh searing against yours. He surges his cock between your bum cheeks.

“Climb onto the chair,” his voice steely. You do as asked, your arms resting on the chair back, staring out the window into the darkness of the night.  

He grabs your hips hard enough to leave fingerprints, and you grunt into your gag.

“Oh, I like it so much when you can't talk back to me,” he chuckles darkly.

And then he's pressing into you. Rigid and unforgiving. You wail around your silk gag as he stretches you more than his fingers ever could, plundering deep and hitting your hilt with a ragged groan.

“Fuck if you aren't made for me,” he snarls and begins pounding into you in earnest. 

Your knees chafe against the velvet seat as he drags you back and forth with force, the chair creaking under his punishing rhythm. All you can do is hold on with a vice-like grip and drool against your gag, moaning and crying the whole time.

“Take it,” he growls as he pushes hard, changing the angle of his hips to hit all the way at the top of your channel, where it radiates a tension out across to your hips. You scream against his cravat on every stroke, teetering on the line of pleasure-pain again.

You suddenly see a match spark through the window, and it briefly lights up a familiar face - the man you talked to earlier. You see the glowing tip of a cigarette; it seems he is standing in the darkness, watching you being fucked. You close your eyes briefly to deal with the onslaught of Anthony’s unforgiving pace, and when you reopen them, the man is gone. It must've been a figment of your imagination - a mirage of your heightened state. Anthony fucks you so hard you are seeing things now.

“Now, as punishment, you are not going to cum tonight, do you hear me?” he barks into your hair. “I will take my pleasure and leave you wanting. Maybe then you’ll finally obey my rules.”

You protest hard against your gag, but he ignores all the muffled pleas and ploughs on. Your legs shake from the unforgiving angle he has you in. And just as you think you may collapse, he roars loud in your ear and pulls out, splashing his hot seed onto your lower back. 

You are still aching and so close to your peak that you have tears running down your face.

“Did you learn your lesson?” he lectures.

You nod your head, resenting what he is doing.

He grabs your jaw and pulls his cravat out of your mouth. You cough and gasp as your mouth is released.

“Now I’m sending you upstairs to your guest bed, and I forbid you from touching yourself. I will know if you try,” he warns.

“What do I wear, sir? I'm naked” your voice is scratchy and rough.

He hands you his shirt. “You’ll just have to find a way not to be seen,” he shrugs.

“But sir I….”

“Leave now,” he instructs as you pull on his shirt and attempt to cover everything you need, wiping away your tears.

You walk towards the door that he dutifully unlocks. 

“I hope this was everything you wanted, darling girl,” he whispers in your ear, breaking character.

You smile over your shoulder at him. “It was wonderful. Please can I touch myself, though? I'm aching.”

“Of course, darling, I want you to think of me when you do it.” his smile is sinful. “But I meant what I said about that man”, he adds sincerely. “Don't go near him.”

You frown but decide not to question it.

“I’ll see you tomorrow,” he presses a quick kiss to your hairline and then shoos you out into the deserted hallway to make your way to bed.

[thestonelady]

Dude I’m sorry I hate statistics homework too 😕

But I’m glad your doing good! I hope school gets better for you and you get to do stuff you enjoy more! 😋 and Oh My Gosh! Belo is so cute! 💙 such a handsome boy🤗 Cats just do what they want to huh? 🤣

Cinder is good, she’s just her mischievous self 😂 she likes to try to steal things from me when she thinks I’m not looking, caught her trying to pull papers from my binder once. As for the fishies they are growing, the pleco has either befriended the goldfish and koi or he’s decided he doesn’t have to fear them anymore and can now steal their food. 🤣

I've been doing great other than school. At risk of talking you to death I’m excited that I found plants I can grow without killing (cacti and succulents) 🤣 before my aloe plant was my only survivor after various flowers over the years 😅 I think it was a mix of overwatering (I fixed that this time, with a weekly timer and pots with drainage + reduced watering) as well as sunburn the sunlight is so direct and hot where I am that I’ve lost orchids and even (surprisingly) a hybiscus to sunburn. But my succulents and cacti seem to love my house and the grow light. I even bought a neglected Golden tower cactus and got brought it back and I’ve managed to get two of my succulents to start to flower. I was freaking out over the rose tipped because the bud growth was flipped over but I found out that’s just from the flower bud weight. (Sorry for the ramble)

Hi again! 🤗

Firstly, thank you, I hope the same for you 💕

Secondly, yes, cats do whatever they want 😂

LOL Cinder, the cutest little thief in the world 😍 Irene (Sins of London MC) would be proud 🤭

And ofc the fishies 🥰 soooo prettyyy

Glad you found plants that you can grow without killing them 😅 I myself currently have this one:

It's a pumpkin 😅 and it's for Botany class. Tho it's not the first time I am growing a pumpkin! As a kid I once raised one and it had the biggest 🎃 in the entire garden 😅

Your cacti/succulents look great! RIP to the orchids and hibiscus tho 😅

Don't apologise for rambling! I am glad to hear from you 🤗

Thank you for the ask and feel free to send more! 💙💜