#ro: a blackmore

[trashtank]

Valentine's Subordinates Available here!

[qusmiri]

oldies (some of) sbr minor antags

[dinkipinki]

Finished making designs for the subordinates/minor antagonists for this silly AU, planning to make more later on but for now have a bunch of "Kens". :]

[andrenation]

LAST BATCH OF ANTAGONISTS ~

YAYYY I’M DONE WITH MOST CHARACTERS 😊😊❤️❤️ ONLY 2 CHARACTERS LEFT AFTER THIS!! ( soundman pocoloco I’ll do them after I sleep )

I’m so excited I got through what I thought the hardest part would be… all the extra stuff barely matters to me right now, I just need BASIC SHEET!!!!!!!!!😡😡

Anyways yeahhhh I’ll show you some extras soon!!😊😊❤️

[ceylon-good]

Good jojo

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outift Bracket - First Round Masterpost

Bruno Bucciarati vs Pesci

Hot Pants vs Daniel J. D'Arby

Gyro Zeppeli vs Nijimura Kei

Funny Valentine vs Tonio Trussardi

Trish Una vs Nijimura Keicho

Magent Magent vs Nijimura Okuyasu

Guido Mista vs Tooru

D-I-S-C-O vs Romeo Jisso

Joseph Joestar vs Higashikata Joshuu

Miraschon vs Mike O.

Kujo Jotaro vs Johngalli A.

Higashikata Tomoko vs George Joestar I

Narancia Ghirga vs Hirose Koichi

Tomoki Wu vs Kawajiri Shinobu

Otoishi Akira vs Kira Yoshikage (Jojolion)

Yagiyama Yotsuyu vs Higashikata Hato

Jolyne Cujoh vs Devo the Cursed

Sasame Ojiro vs Kakyoin Noriaki

Wamuu vs Steely Dan

Jonathan Joestar vs Kanedaichi Toyohiro

Narciso Anasui vs Will A. Zeppeli

Straizo vs Miyamoto Terunosuke

Caesar Zeppeli vs Fungami Yuya

Dainenjiyama Aisho vs Paco Laburantes

Dio Brando vs Squalo

Sugimoto Reimi vs Vinegar Doppio

Higashikata Daiya vs Mountain Tim

Gappy/Higashikata Josuke vs Yamagishi Yukako

Diavolo vs Sale

Higashikata Jobin vs Foo Fighters

Enrico Pucci vs Cioccolata

Muhammad Avdol vs Sakunami Karera

Lisa Lisa vs Wekapipo

Bruford vs N'Doul

Higashikata Mitsuba vs Dr. Ferdinand

Joestar-Kira Holy vs Higashikata Norisuke IV

Weather Report vs Terrence T. D'Arby

Diego Brando vs Erina Pendleton

Melone vs Rikiel

Mamezuku Rai vs Hazekura Mikitaka

Kishibe Rohan vs Leaky-Eye Luca

Oyecomova vs Illuso

Dragona Joestar vs Ghiaccio

Jodio Joestar vs Pocoloco

Risotto Nero vs Secco

Higashikata Kaato vs Scarlet Valentine

Hirose Yasuho vs Pannacotta Fugo

Miuccia Miuller vs Higashikata Josuke

Giorno Giovanna vs Donatello Versus

Usagi Alohaoe vs Vanila Ice

Johnny Joestar vs Hol Horse

Tsuji Aya vs Mrs. Robinson

Ermes Costello vs Kujo Josefumi

Suzi Q vs Axl RO

Sandman/Soundman vs Tiziano

Robert E. O. Speedwagon vs Scolippi

Leone Abbacchio vs Kenzou

Kira Yoshikage vs Esidisi

Prosciutto vs Kujo Holy

Mariah vs Blackmore

Kars vs Ungalo

Charming Man vs Formaggio

Gwess vs Meryl Mei Qi

Jean Pierre Polnareff vs Ringo Roadagain

[catch-the-rainb0w]

Relationships!

What are Blackmore's thoughts on the other subordinates, or just other people in general?

Magent(a) Magent(a)

"He's... quite sloppy, but he seems to be eccentric as well... he greets me whenever he sees me. He's okay to be around."

Wekapipo

"He's serious. Usually bickers sometimes with Magent. I don't know much about him, but he seems smart."

Axl RO

"I don't see him around much. His ability seems useful. I can tell he's went through things in the past."

Dr. Ferdinand

"He has an eccentric look. Being a geologist and paleontologist must be hard."

Oyecomova

"I'm glad he isn't an enemy. I'm a bit hesitant to ever approach him."

Mike O.

"No comment."

D-I-S-C-O

"He's quiet. I haven't ever heard him talk. I wonder if he silently judges people..."

Ringo Roadagain

"He seems like a respectful man."

Funny Valentine

"I respect and admire him greatly. He does a lot for his country and I trust his plans."

Scarlet Valentine

"I have a lot of respect for her and treat her with a lot of loyalty."

(I might add more to this list with time!)

[goatpaste]

I hate SBR because of how much it gets hyped for having “the best protags and the best villain” and then it’s just. that.

the side characters though? fucking fantastic. Love em. Mike O? Wekapipo? Disco? Blackmore? Ringo? Axl Ro? Magenta’s irritating ass? Mrs Robinson? My terrible children the Boom Booms (minus the dad because he sucks)? Sandman? Love em. Effervescent.

Whatever the hell Valentine had going on? nah bro. Nah. No thanks. No. Give me less Valentine and give me more funy bug guy and hee hoo grid squares pls

It's literally true I loVed so many wide characters

And I do love Johnny and gyro their funny to me

And my favs are diego and hot pants

I liked mountain tim until they chose to do that to his character at the last second...

But valentine I donT understand what their is to like

At worse he's Disgosting and horrivle

And at best, he's just? Boring

In theory he sounds like a funny insane president you would want to kill so bad but could be cartoonists evil like every other jojo villian

But hes just gross and boring to me

Sbr has a great story set up and great character that's kinda get shoved under the rug and or under utilized

Then the rest of the story is fuckin hot garbage that's hard to stomuch

And it's such a fucking nightmare learning how much people go into that part with no warning because jojo fans hype it up and don't see a reason to give warning

Literally insane, araki was like ok Crack cocaine or some shit writing that

[mrs-bluemarine]

🧸and 🎲 (and also I cant fucken fiiind a bandaid emoji on my phone, imagine its here <3)

🧸 • K so George TOTALLY collects beanie babies, but never tries to collect the rare ones, like the common ones. He's just a simple guy, and they're just simple bears, that's what he enjoys about them

🎲 • Cesare hates monopoly with a burning passion because he sucks at it. He only plays with the rest of Zomburger, because neither him nor Ghost can be trusted as banker, and someone else needs to do it

🩹 • So um in universe Blackmore helps Jodie come to terms with her brother's passing.... mental healing counts right? He's so sweet and gentle with her during it... and afterwards they beat the shit out of Axl Ro (stand user not the vocalist)

[blue-rphub]

I've always wondered what Valentine's heirarchy of subordinates would be like? Do you have one?

i sure do! (i saw ur other ask clarifying that this is for the au i have, thank u SOO much lovely!)

ive used the wiki of valentine's subordinates as reference for this. <3 they are in order of 'ranking' :D

there are no direct spoilers here, but some spoilers are implied; you have been warned!

President Valentine -- obviously, the figurehead for this. he's at the very top of this list! additionally, there is no canonical Vice President, its my personal headcanon that the vice president is just another Valentine from another universe that appears visually different enough to pass as VP.

Blackmore, Scarlet Valentine -- they share a place, as Scarlet is the first lady, & Blackmore is a personal assassin and considered a second-in-command to Valentine. although Blackmore technically shares 'rank' with Scarlet, he will still take orders from her.

Mike O., Enter Shikari (OC), & President's Aides (unnamed in canon) -- Mike is a personal assistant of Valentine, not quite sharing a rank with Blackmore, but works in close relation to him! Shikari-- my OC-- as previously mentioned, is Head of Defense & Security and acts as a 'plan B' or failsafe to fill in whenever Mike or Blackmore would be unavailable. The President's Aides are just other Valentine's from other universes that work 'behind the scenes', another failsafe for Valentine.

Diego Brando (Mayor of Manhattan, post-canon), Steven Steel, plus any other notable political figures in association with Valentine -- the Mayor of Manhattan himself! Nothing interesting to say here, he just has the authority to boss everyone beneath him around. additionally, as the Holy Corpse is stored in Manhattan, he's technically the overseer of it, ensuring its safety with Scary Monsters. Additionally, Steven Steel-- the promoter of the race, is here, too!

Axl RO, D-I-S-C-O, Ringo Roadagain, Pork Pie Hat Kid, Magenta Magenta, Wekapipo, Eleven Men, Alternate Diego Brando/Dio (ex-subordinate post-canon), Diego Brando (during canon) -- everyone listed here are henchmen of Valentine! You'd primarily see them as just guardsmen of Valentine, on political excursions, so on and so forth. Everyone here has permission to kill on behalf of the safety of America.

Dr. Ferdinand, Soundman (ex-subordinate post-canon, during canon), Lucy Steel (?) -- Ferdinand is a secretary of Valentine, was granted permission to kill during the events of SBR, but his job is primarily to just do all the stuff no one else wants to do. I do like to believe Ferdinand also helped locate some Corpse parts, too! Soundman (i know he's called Sandman in canon but he says his name is SOUNDMAN so i'm gonna call him that) was just a temporary alliance, just for Diego. Lucy is also here, if ONLY due to Steven.

every fucker else -- you are disposable garbage human beings to Valentine and his subordinates /j

I DO BELIEVE THAT COVERS EVERYTHING....??? thanks for letting me ramble about this au <3 this may be subject to change if i ever decide to swap some characters around.

[lang-rangler-enjoyer]

5,6, 13 and 16 for REASONS

minor spoilers for SBR and Jojolion

5. Wanna give a different answer than the other ask with 5 soooo:

Dr. Ferdinand, Axl RO, D I S C O, Magent Magent, the whole Boomboom family, Dr Ferdinand, AISHO AND YOTSUYU, Dolomite (Dolomite my beloved <3 he can be my roommate, he deserves better than having to eat livestock), the Aphex Brothers because I loved their Weird Sibling Vibes™️. IK they’re both complete assholes, but personally being neurodivergent and being very close with my neurodivergent brother when we were both in school this scene just speaks to me

6. OK FINE if i have to choose ONE:

Viviano. As an antagonist he's terrifying because like, he's SUPER strong, he can hold his own against stand users even when he's not using Planet Waves. And what makes him REALLY scary is that in his arc he's under Survivor's effect, so he's got ZERO restraint. the only thing he wants to do is kill you, he's fucking brutal, he's impossible to talk down, and he will not quit until he gets knocked out or dies.

13. for drawing probably still lang and mcqueen. for writing i've found i really like Viv. he thinks he's really normal and cool. he punches things because he's scared if he doesn't he might Feel an Emotion. he thinks he's straight. he's fucking the prisoners....

16. *very deep inhale*

maxx/viv/d+g/lang/mcqueen, aisho/yotsuyu, formaggio/pesci, josuyasu, MiuMiu/Miraschon, 11 men/themselves LMAO help

I haven't figured out how I want to pair up (or polycule up lol) my favourite p7 boys but just know that Dr Ferdinand, Mrs Robinson, DISCO, Mike O., Blackmore, Axl RO, and Magent Magent are currently sitting in a Pile of Eligible Bachelors that I need to sort through when I have time.

[civillwars]

To Whom It May Concern,

Should my employer, the honorable President Valentine, have me patrol on any night, please note well I do not wish to be partnered up with:

M(r? rs?) Oyecomova, Pork Pie Hat Kid, Dr Ferdinand, Mr Roadagain, Mr Blackmore, the Eleven Men #1-11, Mr O, Mr Wekapipo, Mr Magent, M-R D-I-S-C-O, Sandman,

And especially Mr Brando.

One may note this leaves me without a patrol partner. This is the intention.

Kind regards.

Axl RO

[wttf-if]

OMG I JUST LOVE THE WHOLE PREMISE AND THE CHARACTERS SO MUCH!!! ♡♡♡♡

Can we perhaps ask for a short description for the romance route of each RO? 👉👈

Hiiii, guess who got sick again shdfjhksdf my responses might be a bit shorter/later than usual, so please bear with me! I'll be sporadically taking some breaks so I can rest, but please enjoy! And to answer your question dear anon, yes you can! I can't post too much in regards to their routes, as I do want to keep it a secret, but I can do this instead!

Irina: Accidental Hand-Hold, Action Girlfriend, Amazon Chaser (On MC's End), etc., "Love? The warm, festering feeling that echoes in one's heart? That sounds pleasantly incorrigible."

Valentin: Crazy Jealous, Enter Stage Window, First Love, etc. "You love me? Truly?! I...!"

Nicolae: Bridal Carry, Beast and Beauty, Garden of Love, etc. "Are you sure...you want to be this close to me...?"

Ash/Ashlyn: Age-Gap Romance, Anger Born of Worry, Heartbroken Badass, etc. "...Are you sure? I'm sure there's someone near your age who would want to be with you."

Luca/Luna/Li: Love Reforms Villain (slightly), Forbidden Love (slightly), A Deadly Affair (slightly), etc. "Bo~ss. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just ha~ppy to see me~?"

???: Enemies to Lovers, Belligerent Sexual Tension, The Big Damn Kiss, etc. "Stop it. You and I are never meant to be."

[daisys-gard3n]

Who do u think in sbr is most likely to accidentally knock someone up? (being extra virile, bad pullout game, baby trapping, whatever the situation may be)

This has gyro zeppeli written all over it

Gyro has them grade a italian breeder balls, so one little...sploosh and boom - pregnant. Also he's extremely bad at pulling out, mostly because he's too into fucking you and he sort of forgets that you'll get knocked up in the moment. So it only hits him after he cums. - yandere gyro def baby traps

I feel like with Johnny, you get knocked up because you have bad pull out - too slow to pull out while you're riding him and now you're pregnant.

Mrs. Robinson normally looks like he would baby trap...Just to see the look of horror on your face when you feel his cum in you and now dripping out.

Axl Ro - bad pull out

Blackmore - bad pull out + super verile

Yandere Funny Valentine definately baby traps...He has superior pull out game, but he needs to claim you as his. He needs you to see that you can't be without him, and you wouldn't deprave a baby from its father would you? Normal FV wouldn't.

Pocoloco - bad pull out

Wekapipo...Them italian genes man...insta preggo

D-I-S-C-O - lazy mf has bad pull out

[whos-hotter-jjba]

First Round Masterpost

Kars vs Kanedaichi Toyohiro

Ghiacchio vs Funny Valentine

Narancia Ghirga vs Tomoki Wu

Giorno Giovanna vs Anubis

Suzi Q vs Donatella Una

Donatello Versus vs Cameo

Tonio Trussardi vs Kawajiri Shinobu

Melone vs Sandman

Kira Yoshikage vs Tsuji Aya

Mountain Tim vs Usagi Alohaoe

Leone Abbacchio vs George Joestar I

Higashikata Tomoko vs Bruford

Joseph Joestar vs D-I-S-C-O

Jodio Joestar vs Paco Laburantes

Kishibe Rohan vs Joestar-Kira Holy

Higashikata Jobin vs Miuccia Miuller

Dio Brando vs Daniel J. D'Arby

Pannacotta Fugo vs Otoishi Akira

Trish Una vs Scolippi

Hol Horse vs Dr. Ferdinand

Muhammad Avdol vs Higashikata Mitsuba

Sugimoto Reimi vs Ungalo

Diavolo vs George Joestar II

Santana vs Gelato

Bruno Bucciarati vs Scarlet Valentine

Straizo vs Mamezuku Rai

Foo Fighters vs Oyecomova

Prosciutto vs Dainenjiyama Aisho

Risotto Nero vs Axl RO

N'Doul vs Hirose Koichi

Narciso Anasui vs Sale

Sakunami Karera vs Tiziano

Jolyne Cujoh vs Steven Steel

Robert E. O. Speedwagon vs Tooru

Esidisi vs Kujo Holy

Gappy/Josuk8 vs Steely Dan

Diego Brando vs Lucy Steel (Jojolion)

Rikiel vs Higashikata Daiya

Dragona Joestar vs Jesus

Fungami Yuya vs Formaggio

Ermes Costello vs Nijimura Kei

Kira Yoshikage (Jojolion) vs Illuso

Guido Mista vs Jack the Ripper

Higashikata Kaato vs Higashikata Hato

Johnny Joestar vs Pocoloco

Jean Pierre Polnareff vs Kujo Josefumi

Lisa Lisa vs Meryl Mei Qi

Gwess vs Sasame Ojiro

Gyro Zeppeli vs Pesci

Erina Pendleton vs Hirose Yasuho

Wamuu vs Mario Zeppeli

Mariah vs Yagiyama Yotsuyu

Kujo Jotaro vs Miraschon

Kakyoin Noriaki vs Nijimura Okuyasu

Enrico Pucci vs Gloria Costello

Yamagishi Yukako vs Telence T. D'Arby

Caesar Zeppeli vs Magent Magent

Vanilla Ice vs Charming Man

Jonathan Joestar vs Miyamoto Terunosuke

Hazekura Mikitaka vs Mrs. Robinson

Hot Pants vs Blackmore

Vinegar Doppio vs Will Zeppeli

Weather Report vs Johngalli A.

Higashikata Josuke vs Rubber Soul