#robocar poli posty

[canyonkingdom]

it's been a while since i drew literally anything

have human posty and cap bc i'm bored out of my mind

it's not the most mindblowing, exquisite, stunning piece ever created in the history of the robocar poli fandom but idk

cuties lol

[rhunsui]

I actually have a digitalized/coloured design for posty, I just never posted it

& I still wont, have this instead

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little drawing.....i have been watching a baby show with car characters, i think this one is cute, posty....

[fazercurso]

Viagem de Posty para Broomstown | Robocar POLI TV Português Brasil

[canyonkingdom]

posty is one of those characters that is made to be hated on but you still unironically like despite circumstances

so i, a RCP side character ethusiast, have come to make my own set of headcanons for this lil mailvan

headcanons

we all know posty is a tiny bit of a self-centered car; he thinks highly of himself to put others down (the mistake episode highlights this pretty well) but yknow why? i imagine him being in the prime of his life, where everyone praised him a little too much, now he thinks he's this God that can't do wrong

further backing up the last one, posty was probably just like benny (the blue car) when he was a child; mean little shit

cleany and posty's relationship is something that i invest in; episodes state that posty is best friends with cap (which i can see; two self-centered douchebags being the best of friends) but cleany balances out posty's mischief by being a nice and timid car, so they are best friends in my humble headcanon

this is not part of the actual headcanons, but it think it'll be fun; the context of the picture it may sound crude, but its one of the frames i could rack out of the show where they were incredibly close to each other; cleany and posty over cap and posty any day

the reason posty has the name posty is probably some writer's pitch to the director, but i headcanon that he was destined to be a mailvan; his creators specifically made him to become a mailvan and that's why his name is related to mail

pretty small headcanons there

[canyonkingdom]

the quadruplets ✨✨

you can tell who's who

(pls help me regain motivation)

edit: i fixed that error lol

[canyonkingdom]

opinion on the side characters

the RCP side characters are rarely talked about, but i'm here to give my opinion about them bc lol whynot

cleany - he's one of my favorite characters; i kinda relate to him because for someone my age, i like cleaning shi alot and itch when something is not shined to the brim

posty - as much as i hate to say it, i really like posty; even if he's a narcissistic asshole, maybe it's his relationship with cleany, maybe not

spooky - idk what to say about him really, he's kinda funny but overall he's ok

cap - i REALLY dislike him; he's funny, sure, but i just have an ick about him huhu; he's an asshole in many episodes, but i can sugarcoat that

the construction crew - i won't specify them one by one bc this list will be long as hell, but bruner is an annoying shit, he's a decent enough person but he's just getting on my nerves lol, dump and max i've got nothing to say they're ok, poke is the best out of them despite being mute, mickey makes me want to kill myself with his voice, but i actually like him as a character because he's kinda funny ig

schoolb - he's a wry bus and i like him but if you humanized him it would be kinda creepy since he's dealing with kids

the kids - mini, rody and benny are children so i can understand their pretty stupid actions, but benny be less of an asshole and i will like their trio

no i'm not ranking the cranes pls

anyways there's other side characters too but i'm only sitcking with the ones that are focused on the most bc i have more ground to get an opinion out of

so yeah i hope you guys like it

[canyonkingdom]

i can't stop drawing these two

i am obsessed

[canyonkingdom]

i ironically ship posty and cap together because its so funny when they bicker and say words that can obliterate self esteem then suddenly they just kiss /j

[canyonkingdom]

cap: tommorrow's garbage day!

posty: i can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you

[canyonkingdom]

posty: give me everything you’ve got

cleany: all your friends secretly hate you

posty: wait, what?

cleany: i've got anxiety

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cap: i have an appointment at 1 pm

posty: which doctor?

capp: no, i want the regular doctor

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cleany: look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, posty!

posty: you can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

[canyonkingdom]

i just noticed

i rewatched season 3 and season 4 and i JUST noticed posty's voice changed lol

i miss his high pitched voicee

[canyonkingdom]

you're all going to hell

prologue: everyone's suspecting

tw: swearing (excessive, excessive, swearing)

They weren’t the rescue team anymore.

They’re completely different.

Their eyes glowed red, cunning smiles on their metal frames. They were ready for absolute destruction.

“You will all pay.”

Nighttime fell in Broomstown. A once joyous, lively town now on the brink of collapsing. The Broomstown Rescue Team had been saving lives left and right, never getting even the slightest bit of time for themselves. The stupidity of the citizens began to rub off of them. 

She was annoyed, to say the least. But the important thing is, they liked her inventions. The citizens would clammer in happiness to the sight of the rescue team, nothing but good things came out of their mouths.

She didn’t understand why she had to be the one stuck in the drama.

The outskirts of town were beautiful. Houses and shops strewn on the streets legibly, the right amount of grass pinned to the decoration sides. People were laughing,

they were happy.

She could feel the glow in their eyes disappear when they set eyes on her. Now glowing with disdain, a unaffectionate red glistening over their pupils. She could see that red everywhere she went. Even buying bread could get her cold remarks from the baker. 

She hated it.

What did she do to deserve the cold treatment from her town? Where she grew up, grew to love, grew to create life changing robocars that has potentially changed the town forever. Appreciation was all she wanted. A little “thank you” would satisfy her so much, but she only got panned, hated, villainized.

She denied everything. You can’t be guilty for something you haven’t done. Yet, they didn’t even consider her opinion, they didn’t even listen. They still stuck to the lies. No matter how many times she assured them that it was a fake newspaper clipping, they were all unwilling to hear her side. 

Idiots.

She didn’t need them in her life. Her robocars have been building their foundation, but they don’t even acknowledge her. She didn’t steal them, those lying freaks. Her original creations were what kept the town afloat, and they have the nerve to say that she stole them? 

They really were idiots.

“Murderer.”

A person inside a blue mailvan murmured, quickly driving away as soon as his eyes set on her.

You’re not scared, are you?

"I came across THE murderer."

Posty's words made everyone in the post office lock eyes with him.

"R- really?" Cleany stammered. His eyes were beaming, hungry for gossip.

"Yes, really! I never lie about this shit, y'know?" Posty clinked, sorting out his hands through the new mail.

"You're an idiot. She's not a murderer, you fuck!" Cap corrected aggressively, sighing at the end. "She's a thief. Learn your gossip, man."

"I'm not wrong, Cap!" Posty jotted back, turning around to face Cap's overly cocky face. "You've seen that old newspaper. She was eight! She's a fucking menace! She is capable of killing us all-"

"No! Don't mention that!" Cleany shouted, his voice quivering. "I'm not taking a- any chances to be scared of the outside. I- I literally clean for a living."

"Yeah, we also work on the outside too." Posty said blatantly. “If she hadn’t created Poli and the gang, our mayor would’ve locked her up real quick.”

“She didn’t create the rescue team, for fuck’s sake! They were from another town!” Cap chided, standing up and looking at Posty’s soulless eyes. 

“Can you two just s- shut up?” Cleany spoke up, polishing a long unused flask from the far corner of the post office. “Whatever she i- is, we should probably avoid her. She m- might, y’know…”

“That’s what i’m trying to say! The mayor should’ve put her to jail sooner!” 

The construction site wasn’t free from gossip either.

“What?!” The team shouted in unison, completely shocked.

“Posty told me she’s the daughter of a war criminal!” Bruner’s gleeful voice plagued the site. “The genes run through the family!”

“Come on, dude,” Dump griped, rolling his eyes. “You actually believe Posty? He’s trying to get attention-”

Bruner shoved a newspaper clipping in Dump’s face. “Eat shit, big guy.” 

Everyone else hovered over Dump’s shoulder, in utter bewilderment of the news. “Leader of a famed war clan is blessed with a beautiful daughter- oh, shit. They have the exact same name!” Mickey’s voice chirped, hovering over Bruner’s overly joyous face and the article. 

“That’s the point!” Bruner said gleefully, enjoying the fact that he was correct once again. (He was always correct, though). “No wonder she stole from inventors and murdered them all, she got it from her dad.”

Dump shaked his head and slapped the clipping on Poke’s face, earning a terrifying glare from him. “I’m not believing this. How can you guys be so certain?”

“Yeah! It's probably edited or something." Max chimed in, still slightly confused. “Uh, what else is there to this confusing mess?”

Bruner sighed and clicked his tongue. “I don’t know man, but I know we should probably avoid her.

She’s a monster.”

The dock was also splattered with gossip.

“Lifty, I’ve been hearing about this woman for four straight years now, and she’s still the talk of town.” Terry leered, groaning against the cemented walls. 

“It’s not my fault, everyone’s practically keeping it alive!” Lifty chided hesitantly, giving a wry smile. “The whole stealing and murdering thing didn’t sit well for me. I’m just kind of worried she’s still around to-” Lifty took a breather. “-to skedaddle in town with all the drama pinned to her, i’m surprised no one has done an investigation-”

“They already investigated her, you twit.” Terry disparaged the young worker. “I heard she paid the authorities to shut up about that shit.” he added.

“Yeah!” Leky’s voice seeped in the cargo room. “It was like a million, I think?” 

“Can you not join in their gossip session?” Lefy asked nicely, trying very hard not to shout at his brother. "We have work, thank you."

“I would rather listen.” Lety added in, peeking through the room, smiling at the two inside.

“Come back here, you fuck.” a hand, presumably Lefy’s, pulled Lety’s hair, enticing a scream from the youngest Crane triplet. 

She felt rage encapsulate her body.

Whenever she heard their irritating voices spout out her name, her legacy, she felt something snap. She always kept it tied to an extent, but the string is to brittle to continue.

You're all gonna die.