#rolls over and dies

[slicedmayonnaise]

attention jovier editors, please stop using anything by adrienne lenker. thank you <3

[fluffyselfships]

thinking about these two images and nothing else

[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

A new work, Cutting away the shame. by Mrcafe, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It is Not Rated and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Trans Male Character, Haircuts, Hurt/Comfort, Fear of DiscoverySelf-Discovery, Healing, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Silly, Hair Brushing, Hair Washing, Hair, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Hatred, Self-Worth Issues, Touching, Touch-Starved"

You can read it here:

Time Room Shenanigans + More, by DrakianDH, was updated today, with 16/? Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff without Plot, Oneshot Prompts Challenge, One Shot Collection, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Light Angst, Angst and Feels, Alternate Universe - Human, Kinda, It's really just a big collection or random stuff I made for January's Writing challene, frick spelling btw, Prohibited wish - Freeform, PWish, No Plot/Plotless, Some Plot, Maybe - Freeform, idk - Freeform, Among Us References, but like for one chapterand no one's gonna get it"

You can read it here:

[gojover]

WDYM I SLEPT THROUGH PROMO HOUR

[pbpsbff]

i swear i hallucinated this i thought i posted something about missing my toothpaste jellybean. anyways toothepaste jellybean i miss you how's the 9/11 spideychelle thing going?

MY GRASS FLAVORED JELLYBEAN IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I HAVE SEEN U IN MY INBOX

also that entire message sounds so insane out of context oh my god. anyways all i have is an outline because at some point you become self aware and go wow what the fuck and take a 3 day break

[ghost-toe]

so close to being done. just tangents and strings!

[allnightnausea]

ouygggghhhh my tumby.

[filmcel]

at work. tummy aching. ☝️

[grimmshood]

dbd twitter accounts just post cropped versions of the exact same 3 different renders of trickster and i eat it up....................................

[xxhatchetxx]

Opps! All pak! A non sentient Irken that I designed based off of Irken ships

[skywerse]

I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever

[aroaceleovaldez]

random doodle page thinking about Nico and Will and their dramatic music tastes

[scrivenger-grimgar]

"well, the Uzumaki and Uchiha have around 25-ish members again, which would allow them to be reinstated as clans allied to the village by charter right," Tobirama stated, entirely unfazed by the eyes of the many clan heads watching him speak. Itama shifted his tiny (painfully tiny, was he always that small??) body in his hold, gripping on tighter to his mother's fur collar. both he, Kawarama, and Nawaki were heartbreakingly silent through the whole ordeal, even when the resurrection started by way of the lost Hatake boy, Orochimaru.

"but the Hatake and Senju still only have less than 10 and 15 members respectively, meaning that there would be a power imbalance between the four newly resuscitated clans. given the feud that is, arguably, still active to some of us revenant, it doesn't seem wise to leave it be."

and that was the crux of the matter. several members of both the Uchiha and Senju that had been resurrected had died when the Senju-Uchiha blood feud had been ongoing. both his brothers (his brothers!!) had died far before the village had even been a thought in Hashirama's wood cork of a brain, along with Madara's own siblings, like his older brother Hidehiko, Izuna, their younger brother Matsuri and his twin sister Shouko, and their youngest sister Choushi. thats not even mentioning the adult shinobi under the same circumstances; 22 year old Senju Yasuiro and 28 year old Senju Fuushinshi had attacked and injured Uchiha Kouga, and also injured the man's 12 year old niece Uchiha Rukia, before Tobirama, Madara, Hashirama, and Mito managed to tie them all down.

(if Fuushinshi was sporting a break in his arm, in the same place as young Rukia, well. That was between Tobirama and his cousin.)

"Thats not even mentioning the non-clan shinobi who were resurrected, who, in all likelihood, are probably related to one of the four clans in question. if they become affiliated with said clans is entirely by their own choice." he said, his tone brokering no room for argument. Tobirama was honestly surprised that he hadn't been interrupted yet, but it might be the shock of having so many once-dead shinobi in Konoha's meeting hall.

pursing his lips ever so slightly, he looked to Hashirama, holding Kawarama who was making faces at Itama, then to Touka who was standing behind Mito and holding Nawaki. his brother tilted his head and Touka nodded, flickering her chakra in code pattern for 'plan, question.'

Tobirama sighed, mostly as a visual sign of reluctance for the other clan heads present. 'contract, agreement. kill, home-clan; fade, wild-clan.'

Hashirama's eyes sparkled, his smile not fading from his face in the slightest.

"our agreed upon solution to both the power imbalance and the lacking size of the Senju and Hatake clans is to incite the charter's directory number fourteen."

only two of the clan heads seemed to recognize what he was referencing, tjose being the Nara clan head, as expected, and Madara, who literally co-wrote the damn thing with him. Madara threw his head back with thundering laughter, which Tobirama related to on a personal level.

it was extremely ironic that the ones to end the Senju way of life would be the very people who had been hurt by it the most.

Itama jerked in his arms at the noise, so he adjusted his grip to hold him tighter. several eyes landed on the still laughing Madara, who Tobirama knew was not going to explain anything. the Nara head didn't look any worse, so he either knew what the Senju used to be like, or he simply didn't care.

Tobirama had expected most of the clans to not have invested in that particular article after it was written, but... he was extremely unpleased with Hiruzen's puzzled, near silent question of "the what?"

Madara's laughter died off with the (to most) unexpected line of, "wonderful play, Senju." vicious smile almost mocking to anyone unfamiliar with him. which was everyone except him, Mito, Hashirama, and Izuna.

Tobirama simply inclined his head in acknowledgement. he ran one hand through his hair, carefully avoiding the carefully disguised braids he'd tied into it this morning with Hashirama, Touka, and Orocchi.

"to answer your question, Hiruzen, 'the what' is the clause in the village's Constitution that states, 'when a clan is no longer large enough to support itself and its members, an allied clan who is willing and able are to induct the clan into their own, allowing the continued survival of the bloodline. this can be enacted when a clan's number drops beneath the range of the clan's expected member count.'"

clearing his throat, he continues on, projecting his voice to call over the now disorganized shinobi.

"in essence, this means that the senju will join either the Uchiha, Uzumaki, or Hatake clans, as those three have priority over other clans in the village due to both personal and blood relations being closest. thus, to avoid further power imbalance in the number of members to each resurrected clan, the Senju will be hosted by the Hatake clan."

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

[pbpsbff]

im rewatching some of twd and GOD. i don't think anything will ever beat the pilot episode like. the silence when rick is leaving his hospital room??? the dread you feel??? i wish i was old enough to have watched the show as it came out because can you IMAGINE the fucking suspense not knowing what's to come???? hate on twd for repeating the same plot points every season and dragging that shit out for 11 years all u want i don't care it is so special to me rick grimes i love u

[my-dear-sukutoge]

in case anyone's wondering,

sukuna is 205cm tall (6'9") and weighs 130kg (290 lbs).

toge is 164cm tall (5'5") and weighs 50kg (110 lbs).