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[tryingtofindava]

eyeless jack dating headcanons pls :)

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄

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He broke into your apartment with the intentions of harvesting your organs.

When he held the scalpel to your hip, and you began to stir awake. Mf froze.

Oh shit.

“What the fuck?”

Now bro only kills to eat, and when he does, he make sure it’s as painless for the victim as possible (unless he’s in a frenzy).

And That so called victim being awake? That just makes it 100x harder to get the task done.

And when you wake up to see a 6’6 man with an oddly terrifying blue mask holding a scalpel to your hip?

You (rightfully) freak tf out.

He’s not a sadist like some ppl… (cough Jeff Cough) So he probably awkwardly retreated back out to your window.

Anywayssss.

To the actual dating headcanons now.

You guys probably had a longgggggg ass slow burn. (not the only thing that’s long…)

The two of you definitely acted like a couple, before you were ACTUALLY a couple iykwim.

You find it so cool that your bfs a demon. He doesn’t really understand your excitement about it, since it’s literally a curse for him.

This boy is a walking furnace, he’s so cozy. So lots of winter cuddle sessions. Also perfect for when you on your period.

He purrs in his sleep. You can’t change my mind. You guys be cuddling on the couch all cute n’ shit and then there’s this soft buzzing sound… You crack open your eyes to look at him. His head on your lap as he naps.

“Babe… Are you purring?”

You asked with the biggest grin ever.

“…No.”

He likes when you read to him, he struggles to see (ik ik, he’s eyeless n shit, but I like to think he can still see, it’s js rlly rlly blurry or he has that heat vision where he can see body temps.) So when you can’t read to him, he just listens to audio books.

He’s a gentle giant towards you, y’all literally so cute. AND A GENTLEMAN🤭 he’s the whole damn package (minus the whole… cannibal eating ppl thing.)

He has animalistic like senses. So he can hear, and smell very well. So he can smell when you change your perfume or shampoo.

Imagine him leaning down to hug you (since you’re prob shorter than this tall ahh mf, nah seriously use the Hikaku sitatter site) and his face is buried in the crook of your neck. He’ll say shit like-

“Did you change you’re perfume to Miss Dior Eau De Parfum 30ml?”

“Wha-“

When he started getting comfortable taking his mask off around you, everytime he does you call him ‘Pretty boy’ 🤭.

HE WILL FOLD. Partially bcs he likes getting praised. Partially bcs he’s not a fan of the whole demon look.

His morning voice is literally so sexy help. Frothing at the mouth, on my knees barking.

Yk when you have like a sore head, and then you ask Google what’s up and Google’s all like ‘lol bitch you’re gonna die.’ You ask him about it obviously freaked out and he had to reassure your fine.

Walks in the rain at like 4am.

Every time he sees you, he’ll give you a quick forehead kiss.

Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, I’m begging you. On my knees and begging for you to not look inside his mini fridge he has sitting in your storage room. Thank u.

He’s got some pretty gnarly things in there. Just be thankful he has the decency to not cross contaminate that shit with your food.

You guys slow dance in the kitchen to Mitski. He spins you around and all that cute shit.

He’s overprotective of you, and when you do get him to come out in public with you, he will growl at anyone that gets a little too close for his likings.

Wearing his hoodie<3. It just makes his dead heart happy.

SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE‼️💯💥

He may seem all quiet and sweet. But he’s sassy af. This. Dude. Has. Attitude.

When you’re telling him to do something in a tone, he’ll mouth you’re words with his hands.

When you guys are cuddling in your bed at night, he’ll randomly nibble on your neck to shoulder. He has sharp ass teeth so it’s a bit nippy, but he makes sure to be extra careful to not draw blood.

He smothers you when you’re under the weather. He’s literally so sweet omfg.

When you guys argue which is like 10% of the time, it takes awhile for him to get agitated. But even when he does he will NEVER raise his hands to you. Other than that he keeps calm.

He will though, get a bit mean, he probably doesn’t mean what he says it’s just a defence mechanism.

He makes it up to you with a cute little gift basket (he stole it.)

Y’all have probably kissed, and he still had the taste of blood in his mouth from eating someone’s kidneys<3

He can’t steal your organs but he can deffo rearrange them ;)

✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•

[skitskatdacat63]

Hiii CATIE!!!!! HIII

Im pretty pretty sure people have already asked BUT HOW WAS ATTENDING THE US GP LIVE!!!! WAS???? TELL ME!! DO YOU HAVE PICS??? I know I know im late.

I ALSO HOPE YOU GOT HOME SAFE AND SOUND AND THAT YOU ARE RESTING NOW+!!!(I saw the chaos you went through im deeply sorry for you :( )

ANYWAYS HOW WAS THE RACE? HOW WAS EXPERIENCING STROLLONSO LIVE?????? AND omg did you get pics of drivers??? :00

You must must share pleaseeeeee.wax.poet

OH MY GOD ELLE SORRY THIS IS SO LATE!!! IT WAS VERY COOL!!!!! VERY SURREAL!!!!!! I've taken a week to answer this but uhhhh yes I am in fact home now 🥰 I got home at like 1 am which was cool....

First of all I have to mention this! I was fighting for my life walking thru the Austin airport(from sleep deprivation), and I had my Fernando hat on my backpack, right? Some girl comes up to me and asks if I'm going to the GP, I say yes. SHE GAVE ME A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET, I COULD'VE SOBBED 🥹 It says on it "wtf is a km", I'm still so happy

COTA was the first race I ever watched, so to be actually at that track and watch a race live there was extremely surreal! Very hot though my god 😵‍💫 I think last year it was pretty hot, right? And my brother kept sending me the temp and it was pretty okay, and then of fucking course the temp leaps up to 89-97°(31-36° Celsius btw) right in time for the gp....so that was nice(I say as I burn in the sun like a vampire. But don't worry I didn't even really tan at all 😭 I always wore a hat and a lot of sunscreen. And meanwhile my brother was literally a lobster)

(This is a long post):

So unfortunately I missed the drivers parade because my brother and I were dying on Saturday night and his friends wanted to go first thing in the morning, and we're like "we will go later actually 😊" and missed it entirely 😭😭😭 but his friends took pics of Mclaren and Aston for me!!!!! But unfortunately I havent gotten them still, so I'll have to reblog this later with those! I took a lot of pictures of the cars I took from behind the fence, which I think I've posted some of? Lmk if anyone wants those!! They're very random, I just thought it was very surreal to see the cars flying past, so I took a million.

The coolest part was definitely running on track after the race was over!!! Soooooo surreal, and so I'm only gonna post pics rn from Sunday(bcs pic limit on phone) and also I think everything else kinda pales in comparison(but of course lmk if there's anything you're interested in seeing 🤭)

Okay and did I see any drivers...? ONLY ONE BUT AAAAHHHH I DID SEE LANDO!!! Not even one of my favs but it was soooooo surreal to see him, even from afar. As you can see above, everyone standing on the fences was blocking the view 🙄, but during the podium, I was focusing my camera btwn their legs and got literally one second of Lando 😭 I think its a pretty aesthetic clip, so I gifed it!!

It was so funny, I went to the gp with my brother and friends, so all these older guys yeah. And I was showing this off to them on the ride home, and his one friend was praising me so much for it 😭😭 like: "oh my god!!!! You could put this in an edit !!! This is so sick!!!!"

Oh one other thing!!! I think I've mentioned it before but my god, my favorite f1 podiums are always the ones with confetti, right?? AND THERE WAS CONFETTI AT THIS RACE!!!

LOOK AT HOW PRETTYYYYY!!!! And so anyways, I picked up so much confetti off the ground and now it lives forever in my phone case 🥰🥰🥰 I have no other room for pics on this post(for now) but oh my godddddddddd most of the confetti were just rectangles BUT THERE WAS ALSO ONES SHAPED LIKE TEXAS!!! SO COOL!!!!! And I also picked up a bunch of tire marbles off the ground!!! And a piece of plastic that probably came off some car. It was so funny when all of us were just scrounging off the ground. My bro's one friend somehow found a piece of carbon fiber, and we're all like "how can I kill him in his sleep and steal this from him..." But no the highlight actually of that process was watching my brother sprint to the podium, but stopping and grabbing a bunch of gravel first to shove in his pocket 😭😭😭

The other two days were fun as well, but also a lot of just dying in the heat and drinking a fuckton of red bull, so there's not too much specifically to say! I really liked hearing the cars. I think if you wanna know what's actually going on in a race, watching from home is better, but hearing the cars go by and seeing them is just so fucking sick. It was so funny to see grown men be like "I think I'm going to cry hearing these cars." I was really flexing on them with "uhhh yeah I've already been to a gp already 🙄🙄"

Anyways I ended the day by breaking bank by buying my dad and myself Fernando shirts because he is of course Fernando's biggest fan 🥰🥰 and I bought the most delicious overpriced lemonade, which I only drank half of bcs my brother proceeded to accidentally elbow it out of my hand....

OH WAIT ONE MORE DETAIL LOL. On Friday, my brother and his friend were waiting in line for smth and I was talking to them outside of the barrier. I look down, hmm theres a red cap abandoned on the ground, I pick it up, it is in fact a Ferrari hat. And that is how my brother acquired a $40+ dollar hat for free. Lucky bastard....I was the who found it!

[bourbon-ontherocks]

urgh. morgane and [gros canard]’s scenes were so funny… when they don’t even say hi at the crime scene because it’s Awkward… leur ton venimeux, les sourires crispés dans la voiture !!! "oubliez pas votre +1"--oh he was SO petty lmfao. on remarquera qu’il ne l’a pas lâchée du regard pendant qu’elle quittait le bureau 🧐 (+ son sms, ok monsieur le gros forceur. Mais à quel moment il faut un code pour venir chez lui ? il habite pas dans un immeuble 🙄)

and the dinner party, of course. the implication that [gros canard] found out about timothée and felt compelled to tell roxane. l’air défait sur sa figure quand morgane débarque accompagnée et qu’il réalise qu’elle ne reculera devant rien pour le faire chier. if only we’d had sofiane to witness all this… 😢

Agreed that Morgane and Adam's dynamic was priceless, especially the car scene at the beginning, omg 😂😂 The way Morgane is blatantly LYING about how amazing her relationship is (ses arguments c'est que Timothée est "doux et attentionné" ? Well if THAT was what she wanted from a relationship, she'd have stuck with Ludo, just saying... 🥺), also je sais pas pourquoi elle fait une fixette sur "pétillante", mais clairement c'est avec ça qu'il l'a eue, Adam should take a note or two... 📝

And yeah, the pettiness!! "oubliez pas votre +1" !! "On se réjouit" !! Loved loved LOVED the aggravated vibes in their orbit 🤗

Adam being unable to control his own phone and going through the mortifying ordeal of having to listen to his girlfriend's message with Morgane in the passenger seat is one of my favourite tropes and the show delivered. C'était tellement gênant !! 🤭 Speaking of technology, you're absolutely right, there's no digicode to enter houses, this makes no sense lol!

Also. On est d'accord qu'il avait pas prévu de l'inviter ? But had no choice after Roxane's message played out loud? Boy that was cold, but also I get it, he afterall asked his gf to move in with him because he was scared of falling for Morgane, il allait pas inviter le loup dans la bergerie 😢

The dinner scene was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 and I just couldn't stop laughing so hard!!! Everyone's having an absolutely terrible time but for very different reasons and watching this dumpster fire happen was SO great! Céline, who's on the constant verge of a burnout this season, arguing nonstop with Fachoman (j'espère au moins que c'est un bon coup parce que sinon je sais pas ce qu'elle lui trouve)("je me fous de ce que dit ton copain oeunologue !" lol)! Roxane who inadvertently pokes Daphné's ire by revealing that Morgane and Timothée were a thing! Gilles qui sait plus où se mettre ("ah il fond bien ce fromage, on a de la chance" bah oui gars, c'est un peu le principe de la raclette en même temps 🤣)!!! And best for last, Adam x David dynamic and ongoing feud since the beginning of the episode, culminating during the dinner ("oups je me suis trompé de verre" mais enfermez-les 😂🤦), and Adam downing wine out of rage and choking on it as a consequence filled me with such joy!!! 😍

Et le résumé de Morgane, "c'était bizarre comme soirée mais on s'est bien marrés" -> j'aurais pas mieux dit 😊

However, I agree with you that it's extremely strange that Sofiane wasn't there, the guy basically moved out to make room for Adam's new roommate, the least would be to invite him to the housewarming party, no? And also yes, his reactions to this absolute trainwreck of a dinner would have been priceless 🥲 Adam would NEVER have heard the end of it!

[okwonyo]

OMG JIAH UR SO REAL cuz i also handle heat like rlly well... i think i could be in an 80 to maybe even 85 degree room and not realize it was that hot cuz it'd feel like room temp?? i feel like its not a universal experience but i love summer its so fun and bright and makes me productive

RIGHT !! i really handle heat really well, i can literally wear a cardigan or a coat during a brutal heat wave and not move an inch keke so everytime someone says that summer is ‘too’ hot i can’t relate 🤭 and i love being productive and trying new things so summer is just my season !!!

[cheolhub]

i missed you too so much!! i kinda lost my voice yesterday which was day 9 bc of the performance project that we’re doing and i’m dreading tmrw… omg i was about to ask for the playlist instead hehe 🤭 -🍀

ive only ever truly lost my voice once and it was for 3 days after my nct concert 😅 IT HURT SO BAD,,, i hope ur ok :( drink some tea and room temp water if u can & good luck tomorrow if u need it 🥹

ALSO OKOK send me another ask for the playlist and ill work on it later today when i get home 🫶🏽

[scottishstoner]

Hilton tomorrow morning again starting at 8am doing morning breakfast and afternoon tea service - this is now my 9th time there lol 😂

[queenofallimagines]

Hi love! I ADORE your writing. Youre the funniest! 💓💓🤭 May I request Bakugou, Shigaraki, Dabi, & Todoroki with like an idol s/o who’s really famous? And they perform a hellllla sexy choreography 👀 how would they react? Thank you sm 🤪

Shigaraki:

- god what a creep

- Crusty lips Are gunna bleed from smiling this hard

- He has all your merch

- All your performances on tape

- He has it all

- He’s so enamored With you

- You’re adorable

- Wants you to teach him how to dance

- Or he will settle for watching you practice your dancing

- If anyone talks shit about you online he will make a Twitter account and roast the fuck out of them

- @allhandsondeck: that’s crazy because they have more talent in their entire body even you have in your left thumb

- If you gotta travel far away he will be grumpy

- Bring him back cool games

- Has your songs on a gaming playlist to listen to

- When your new video drops and he sees you doing sexy choreography he will nut

- This super virgin over here has his horny levels at Max

- He already had fantasies but this takes the cake

- He will fuck you in one of your idol outfits

- Might sneak backstage and get you off before a big performance

- “You’re so cute s/o”

- He just thinks your super cool

- Anyone tried to touch you?? He kills them

- No hesitation

- Gets jealous of all your fan mail

- If they send you snacks he will eat them

- “ i’m checking for poison”

- Okay clown lol

DABI:

- just as hyped as shiggy

- Just on the Lowkey

- Watches all your performances

- He will get you all hot and bothered before a performance then leave

- He’s an ass like that

- When you get home from a long day of practice he will massage your shoulders

- When he Sees that video it’s over lmao

- He’s hyping you up big time

- “That hot piece of ass is mine.”

- Only to have you come home and rail you

- He will praise you about how good you did

- And how hot you look in your outfit

- Won’t even let you take it off

- He has the video ingrained in his head

- He’s gunna make you ahegao face before the night is over

- “You did so good doll face , you deserve a reward.”

- He will hum your songs while he’s bored

- If rumor gets out that you’re dating someone he will take it in stride

- Make sure to leave marks that are hard to cover up

- Has you looking a hot mess before you go so an interview

- If you do rap verses he will be your hype man

- Like he will ask you to freestyle about anything

- “What about that lamp?”

- Lmao

- Will help style your outfits to make you look tough

- Likes it when you wear purple or black

Bakugou:

- He’s so proud

- He’s the #1 hero and your the #1 idol

- He thinks you look like a snack up there on stage

- You can have some dick.... as a treat

- 💀💀

- There is no keeping the relationship a secret

- He’s loud

- Starts fights at your concerts in the back lmao

- Temp bodyguard

- “No throwing panties onstage.”

- Also rails you in the dressing room

- One time you had to start your performance late BC you had to fix your makeup n stuff

- He desfase went out onstage and said “hey sorry that was my fault.”

- Rumors start that you guys are together

- Deku is eating this up

- “You’re dating (idol name)!!!??”

- “Sure am.”

- You eventually confirm that you both are dating when you start seeing fanart

- “We’re fucking if that’s what you extras what to know not that it’s any of your business.”

- God he’s so blunt

- When the video drops it’s over man

- He’s at work and todoroki is cheesing

- “What are you smiling about icy thot?”

- “You should check YouTube.”

- It’s the #1 trending video

- He has his twitter mentions blowing up

- Before he sees the video he makes a “statement”

- “Wow @groundzero gon let her do that??”

- “First of all their job is to look bad anytime they step out.”

- He watches the video and wow

- He literally goes home

- He gets up and walks out

- “Shoto tell Deku I’m going to be out tomorrow.”

- He strips and he goes upstairs and by the time he sees you he’s in his undershirt and pants

- You’re like??? “Don’t you got work-“

- “The video”

- Lmao straight to the point

- He’s gunna bend you over the kitchen counter

- “You looked so good I couldn’t resist.”

- Spends that day and all of the next day fucking you

- Rip