#rotflmao

[multi-faceted-visionary-talent]

[ishipwhateverthefuckiwantto]

Michonne: *snatches Rick off the helicopter*

Me, in my living room:

[doctortwhohiddles]

Patty should really start to fact check what her cult members send to her. It would have avoided a truly embarrassing moment.

Here's the legend for the seating chart:

The event is sold out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I guess it means it's not just the "stalkerinas" that are interested. The fact that tickets are being resold for over 800$ should have been a clue. Poor Patty, she really can't catch a break, can she?

[aloeverawyvren]

Shout out to my four year old brother

He called my plague doctor outfit "my black seagull costume"

[lydiablackblade]

-How do you make a holy water?

-Boil the Hell out of it.

Sorry, I've just read this and cracked me up so badly.

[aragarna]

Guy Williams as Zorro (Zorro, 1x06, 1957)

[frc-ambaradan]

Scrooge: TAXI! TAXI!

John: TAXI!!! TAXI!!!

Scrooge: I've called it first!

John: I've called louder!

Scrooge: Go home, buttinsky!

John: Hey, dude! You've lost a dime!

Scrooge: WHERE? WHERE?

Scrooge: Look for it too, boys! I can't afford to lose that kind of money!

Zio Paperone e la Grande Caccia al Tesoro (1971)

[supersaiyanjedi14]

"Ares is a moron"

Oh? It took you three thousand years to figure that out?

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

*My 26 year old self pissing themselves laughing at this everytime I hear it*

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

Watching my bestie be a simp is so incredible. She's the smartest, wisest, most logical person I know but omg when it comes to this boy 🤭

[doctortwhohiddles]

ROTFLMAO, Patty just brought back her syphilis narrative from the dead.

Trump doesn't have syphilis. To me it looks like blisters that popped.

As for Sophie, it's pretty fucking clear that Patty needs to stop relying on Aeltri for all things medical. I bet that if we looked at pictures of the Dismal Duo, we'd find similar bumps.

The fact that Patty decided to bring this utter bullshit narrative means she's getting desperate. She seems to have lost quite a few cult members recently. Maybe if she didn't spend her time protecting her Alt-Right looney, she might have kept them.

[ungoliantschilde]

Diarrhea in sensory deprivation tank.

[keepscrollinghun]

lol angly sadboi🤣

[totalpkg]

😂😂

[hyvee]

Reading manga is so fun when ur drunk rotflmao