#rsrd

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

Yearning.

[averagepossumenjoyer]

Somebody help him!

For trade with @artsandstoriesandstuff

(Sorry for being slow! It took me a long time to come up with something unexpected.)

Upd: Damn it, I misunderstood the post where the phrase "It looks like a ship, doesn't it" was.

[robo-sleuths-robot-detectives]

New Tech City as in New York City… or New Bot City as in New York City and Robo(t) Sleuths…..

[ask-the-robo-sleuths]

WELCOME TO THE RSRD ASK BLOG!!!

Updated: 05/05/2025

I've made this in celebration of 400 followers on my main blog (from an idea one of my mutuals gave me).

RULES

BASIC ASK ETIQUETTE, please

Hear me outs/similar jokes and mild comedic violence are fine. NSFW and gore are NOT allowed.

Specify who or what you are asking about/talking to

Feel free to just ask about the series. Any spoiler heavy asks will be marked as #robo sleuths spoilers, and any lore heavy asks will be marked as #robo sleuths lore.

Absolutely feel free to send fanart I will love you forever

Have fun

Be yourself

More series information below the cut:

Tags/Blogs

#robo sleuths: robot detectives (tagged posts)

@robo-sleuths-robot-detectives (the official blog)

@artsandstoriesandstuff (my main; you may need to search the robo sleuths: robot detectives tag there to get the most out of it)

Character blogs (WIP):

@enidrobosleuths

@lourobosleuths

@moerobosleuths

@m-robo-sleuths

@jim-motors (he'll get a car for you)

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[musette22]

💞 Filthy Evanstan drabble alert💞 

Earlier today I was talking to @hellobeautworld​​ in the Evanstan discord server, and somehow talk turned to multiple Chrises (I said that it was unfair there was only one Chris Evans, they said ‘Omg imagine if there were multiple Chrises’) and then I remembered a funky little drabble I jotted down once when I was feeling particularly horny and depraved - as you do. So I thought, why not share it with you all?

Fair warning: this isn’t the kind of concept or dynamic I usually go for, except for when I’m in a certain mood, I guess 🤷🏻 It’s a bit much lol, it’s basically a gang bang, there’s roleplay, but it’s all fully consensual, and it makes no sense, but who cares, right? Enjoy, or something! 😘

Imagine this. Three Chris Evanses, because there just happen to be three of them. They’re not related or anything, maybe some sort of universe jump thing  happened or it’s just a world that happens to have three Chrises, idk man, something like that. Anyway. Three Chrises. One Seb. They get it on.

Now imagine they were into a lil bit of role play in a scenario like this. Seb and the three Chrises talk it through beforehand, establish hard no’s and safewords and everything, make sure it’s all completely consensual. Sebastian plays the innocent, never-been-fucked college boy, all fresh-faced and wide-eyed. The three Chrises are big and bearded; one of them has the buzz cut, one of them has the long RSDR hair, and the other the usual, slicked back ‘do. The three of them come up to Sebastian in a bar, tell him how pretty he is, ask him ‘What’s a nice boy like you doing in a neighborhood like this’ and then ask him if he’d like to come home with them so they can a show him a good time. Sebastian blinks, uncertainly asks, 'What do you mean, a good time? What are you going to do to me?' but he just gets a wink and a smirk in return. He’s curious, so he agrees to go with them regardless.

Then when they get him home, the three Chrises descend on him like a pack of wolves, start undressing him where he stands, kissing up on him while Sebastian gets all blushy and embarrassed, squirming and going ‘W-what are you doing, oh my god, you can’t- I can’t-’ He’s hard as a rock though, so he’s clearly on board. Once he’s naked, RSDR Chris kisses him, hard and deep, making his knees wobble, and then buzz cut Chris drops to the ground in front of him and start to suck him off. Sebastian lets out a startled moan that RSDR Chris swallows up, murmuring into his mouth, ‘Feels good, doesn’t it, baby? You like that? Yeah, you do.’

Then, normal Chris gets up behind him, pressing against Seb’s back and running his big hands all over Sebastian’s sides and thighs, rubbing at his chest and nipples with calloused fingers. He grabs Seb’s ass, kneading it roughly, pulling his cheeks apart and rubbing the pads of his his fore- and middle finger over Sebastian’s sensitive asshole, all the while murmuring to him how good and pretty and sweet he is for them. Sebastian is trembling all over, overwhelmed and whimpering, acting like he’s never been touched like this before. He’s making surprised noises whenever they do something new, being all 'W-what are you doing, oh my god, you can’t - oh fuck, that feels so good, Jesus…’

Then when he finally cries out and comes in Chris’s mouth, he goes limp in RSDR Chris’s arms, all spent and shivery – and that’s when they suddenly change tactics. RSRD Chris pushes Sebastian down to his knees, unzips his pants and pulls out his cock, pushing it unceremoniously between Sebastian’s spit-slick lips. He grabs Seb’s head between his big hands to keep him steady and starts fucking his face, not being gentle about it. The Chrises take turns fucking Sebastian’s pretty red mouth, stretching his lips wide and making tears running from the corners of Seb’s eyes as they make him gag on their dicks over and over again and tell him, ‘That’s it, take it, there’s a good boy... ’

Finally, they pull Sebastian to his feet again, draping him over the arm of the couch. Normal Chris goes to sit behind Seb and buries his face in his ass, eating him out noisily, sloppily, leaving a pretty red beard burn on his cheeks while shocked little noises and choked-off cries fall from Sebastian’s lips. Once Seb is nice and loose, Chris lubes him up and starts to finger him open further, stretching his tight little hole around his thick fingers, first two, then three, rubbing up on his prostate relentlessly. It makes Sebastian cry out, high and needy, makes him start begging, ‘Please, oh god- I need it, please...’

When they’ve made him beg long enough, RSDR Chris moves behind him and grabs his hips, shoving his cock into Sebastian in one, smooth stroke. Another Chris sticks his dick in Seb’s mouth again and buzz cut Chris presses kisses all over every inch of Seb’s body, leaving little love bites and whispering praise into his skin. They take turns fucking him, both his ass and his mouth, going hard and fast one moment, then slow and deep the next, grinding into his sweet spot while Sebastian moans and whines, drooling around the cock in his mouth. Buzz cut Chris grabs one of Seb’s hands and wraps it around his dick, making Seb jerk him off while telling him how gorgeous he looks like this. ‘You’re so good for us, pretty baby, what a dirty little slut you are, huh? Yeah you are, you need it so bad, don’t you?’ Sebastian nods and mewls, crying a little bit, saying it hurts, it's too much, but they’ve established have a safe word, and he's not using it, so they all know it's for show. Seb can’t ever get enough, is gagging for it even now, while he’s being fucked in both holes at once and jacking off a third guy at the same time.

The Chris that’s fucking him pulls him up against his chest, wrapping a huge, hairy arm around Seb’s smooth chest while still continuing to fuck him. Normal Chris takes Sebastian’s cock in hand and strokes him lazily. With his other hand, Chris grabs Seb’s chin, forcing him look him in the eye as he talks to him, asking Seb if he likes it, if he’ll keep being a good boy for them, which Sebastian eagerly confirms, before pushing him back down and feeding him his cock again. Finally, buzz cut Chris, who’s fucking Sebastian’s ass with hard, tight snaps of his hips, grunts, ‘Gonna come, fill you right up, sweetheart,’ and he does, groan filth into Seb’s ear he comes. 

Somehow, Sebastian crashes headfirst into another mindblowing orgasm then, just from having his sweet spot fucked relentlessly and the sensation of someone coming hard inside of him, and his eyes roll back into his head as the Chris that’s fucking his face jams his cock down Sebastian’s throat and spills his load. Without giving him time to catch his breath, RSDR Chris grabs then Sebastian’s hair and pulls his head back, taking his own cock in hand and stripping it tight and fast before coming all over Sebastian's pretty face, painting his slack lips, his nose, his eyelids with his release, till it’s dripping down his cheeks and his chin and he's all filthy and messy and perfect.

Once it’s over, the Chrises lay Sebastian gently down on the bed, massage his exhausted muscles, make him drink some water. Normal Chris grabs a soft, damp cloth to clean him up with while RSDR Chris cradles Seb’s head in his lap and strokes his hair, telling him how good he’s been, how perfect, how happy he’s made them, how proud of him they are. The two other Chrises lie down too, spoon him on either side, kissing his cheek and gently running their hands over Sebastian’s sweaty, fucked out body, lulling him into a blissful, dreamless sleep.  

[minhavidaperegrinaworld]

Minha vida rsrd

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

LOU REF!!

I had a similar idea with making the colors clearer but I generally have the shadow in the hat so I kept it.

(Reblogs and comments are appreciated!!!)

[pantasticon]

3,2,1, JUMANJI! See you on the other side ✌🏽#hny (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYLKiV-rSRD/?utm_medium=tumblr

[robo-sleuths-robot-detectives]

ROBO SLEUTHS: FAQ

Will update with the things people ask a LOT about the Robo Sleuths, plus a few extra questions I can easily answer.

1. What is Robo Sleuths: Robot Detectives?

According to the RSRD community: "Enid is an optimistic and spunky go-getter who has been in a very deep rut recently. She hasn't been able to get a job as an entertainer, she's been very close to getting kicked out of her property (twice), her alcohol problem hasn't been getting any better, and, oh yeah, she still secretly thinks the robot thing sucks. But recently, she's been presented with a new opportunity: a chance to work as a paid detective for an anonymous source, if she can solve a case. Given she took a crime course in college she sees this as a great opportunity to gather her life together. In her newfound career, she encounters a plethora of sleuths, including a human-like yet pessimistic computer, a quiet robot with a secret past life, a threatening interviewer with a wide-eyed stare, and a guy there just for the benefits. But the deeper she goes into this crime rabbit hole, the more she uncovers about the shady town- and perhaps the robot business itself."

2. Who are the characters?

I'll be honest... I need to make a document for that; there are quite a few of them. But you can check out the "robo sleuths: robot detectives" tag for a start! (To find all the posts you may need to scour the "robosleuths" and "robotdetectives" series tags as well.)

3. Are Enid and Rodney married?

No, Enid and Rodney are not married in canon. The drawing I made is for an AU, which was stated just below the cut but which I really should've put above it. They do have an on-and-off situationship for the most part, though.

4. Is Rodney cool/Does he pull?

...no.

5. What's with the robots?

(I have started calling them robos to distinguish them from pure robots but) The robos are humans that have been turned into machines for various reasons, including appearance or medical reasons! The robots, on the other hand, are wholly machine/AI.

6. What is the series' age rating?

Currently, the series is rated 14+ or TV-14 DLSV (though I'm uncertain whether to keep the language part as I don't tend to swear with these projects). As I develop the series, though, it may be a little more mature and get a TV-MA rating (17+)... time'll tell.

7. How do I find a specific character?

Besides the tabs on the website version, you'll be able to find a character by searching for #robo sleuths [character name]. Keep in mind not all characters and posts are tagged yet!

[chrisevansluv]

Remember when people went crazy a few months ago because Chris said nothing about the Palestine and Iraq conflict and fans were jumping to conclusions because of the RSRD movie? Yeah, 4 days later they forgot and went back to thirsting and worrying about whether or not he had a gf. I know this is different because it is associated to a project he created but ASP isn't even that widely known and he can make his liberal/democrat tweets to prove he doesn't identify with the documentary content.

👆

[viniciusilvaphotography]

Momentos! Rsrd (em Curitiba, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByL3tWilTsW/?igshid=1uo5xb9ixt22r

[llocarteirodedeus-blog]

Muitas fotos ! Porque nós somos da área da saúde! Rsrd 💉💊❤ (em UnirG - Universidade de Gurupi) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx_HP3dFdpP/?igshid=17x5ew87x1l8q

[saollebar]

Se existe cidade que amanhece mais linda que #ubatuba desconheço viu rsrd. Galera, tenho recebido várias msgs perguntando sobre praias, hospedagens, passeios, escolas e até sobre moradia definitiva por Ubatuba. E ontem respondendo direct sobre isso pra @quesia_amorim - tive a ideia de juntar as dúvidas e responder em video, assim fica tudo junto. Então, bora encher os comentários com essas dúvidas. Se caso vc que está lendo não tem interesse, aproveita pra marcar quem pode ter 😊😊 tô no pique pra gravar algo hoje mesmo e tirar o foco da dor ❤ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2QjWgf5

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

NEW ENID REFERENCE ON ARTFIGHT!! It looks simpler than the initial reference but I dropped the shading so the colors are clearer :)

(Reblogs and comments are appreciated!!!)

Find her profile here!

[opticien2-0]

GUEST COMMENT In uncertain times, the successful show up

In times like these, it’s easy for retailers to draw in their horns and retreat to their core markets. But, as Brett Lawrence outlined earlier in the year, it’s important to preserve investment and a global outlook, even while the world looks uncertain.

We have a mantra of “go visit” to maintain our global perspective. Of course, we invest in new technologies like video conferencing, but have yet to find the perfect solution. So, we also do old-fashioned things like, getting on a plane to visit distance offices, offering an exchange programme for our staff, and taking some time to understand the local culture and challenges.

This works for any distance office/branch/location, but Brexit is encouraging ecommerce companies to look at markets which are further afield. Of course, the USA appears to offer a large, culturally similar market, where ecommerce companies can replicate their local success.

Don’t be fooled, as an English-speaking country, into believing growth in the States can be managed from your desk in the UK. As a veteran of the transatlantic business relationship, I’ve seen first-hand some of the challenges that expanding into the USA can throw up. If you want to expand into the USA, it’s not enough just to ship there, you have to get on a plane and have a physical presence in the country too.

My experience of UK/USA growth spans internet companies like AskJeeves, iVillage and SkinStore. I now head up Spreadshirt, an on-person, self-expression ecommerce company, with an HQ in Leipzig, Germany and US centres in Greensburg (Pennsylvania), Henderson (Nevada) and Boston. After fifteen years in business, we’re now the European market-leader in self-expression on clothing and a major player in North America.

So we’ve seen some of the pitfalls that companies face when expanding to the US and think they can be overcome by maintaining your global outlook: visit, listen and engage.

Go visit

Time and distance kills relationships. It can’t all be done via emails, system tickets (which manage tasks and workflows) and a few late-night calls between geographically distant locations. If you’re going to make it work you need to get on a plane regularly.

It sounds obvious but our US west coast factory near Las Vegas is just starting work when the German HQ has just gone home. Even the best, most dedicated management will find themselves feeling alienated by distance. Distrust and demotivation soon set in and small problems can build up into the idea that HQ does not care about the local business.

Never underestimate the effect of turning up in person. It makes your production and sales offices feel loved when the senior team arrive. You get the chance for some informal conversations and to see for yourself how the local dynamics work.

It’s also not just about the CEO flying in to admire the work being done. We make sure all our business functions do the same and our new exchange programme extends this opportunity across the business. This idea is to help raise awareness of each other, and our cultural and business backgrounds. All employees can apply to become Spreadshirt Ambassadors on a week-long trip to other facilities to engage and exchange with our colleagues there. It’s an opportunity to think outside of the box, and to experience the varied work and life cultures across Spreadshirt.

Listen up!

Don’t think that because the language is the same the issues will be the same too. It’s not the same place and you need to understand the local challenges. There are huge differences in the language of marketing and selling between the UK and the USA. Americans are far more effusive and always offer a big discount. The UK tends to downplay things and is more modest in the language it uses for marketing.

The best way to understand what’s going on and to spot the differences, is to listen to the insight the local team have; again, by showing up in person. I often get objections that it will not be worth it for certain functions, or there is not enough to do when the person gets there. But I can instantly tell the level of trust is higher for the departments that have visited and it improves future co-operation, which saves money and increases motivation.

Engage and share

Don’t assume the new team will automatically understand the company’s global mindset and be prepared to share your knowledge from HQ.

The local team in the USA will work extremely hard, be enthusiastic and goal-oriented. It will help if you can take the time to engage them in the company’s global priorities. Teams at a distance from HQ have their own problems and local issues. The central team will often be needed to help fix them. Obviously the central team has its own, global, priorities, which they may feel are more important. This is why it’s useful for different business functions to go visit. Everyone gets to see and share the local and HQ issues.

It’s comforting, even necessary, in uncertain times to concentrate on your central market. But maintaining a global outlook during the Brexit process could mean you come out the other side in a better position than you went in. For the USA market, we found expansion was easier when we focussed on sharing our priorities with our local teams, listening to their market insight and getting on plane. Go visit!

Philip Rooke is CEO of Spreadshirt [IRDX RSRD]

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