#rvb ai

[trashinyourpockets]

Rewatching Red vs Blue and Gamma is one evil fucker for that time travel simulation.

Man's first response to seeing the Alpha again is to torture him.

Not surprising, tho. He is Alpha's deceit and had helped in torturing him in the past.

Seems like he just wanted to "catch up."

[rutabagel]

Model house life meltdown still a modern dream letdown, it kills me You know I'm dying out here What would you trade the pain for? I'm not sure

This song's about rvb now sorry guys

[what-fandom-again]

Red vs Blue canon facts with no context

-The guy who is canonically the strongest out of everyone else in the main cast and is a natural mechanic who has rebuilt entire war bots from scratch also has the mentality and mannerisms of a fucking five year did old

-Same guy has the highest headcount in the main cast for the entire series

-Alien x Human mpreg

-The main character, who's entire existence began the domino effect of every event in every episode up until season 6 (and even a little beyond that, especially if you're including flashbacks), thought he was a ghost for fucking years

-That same character also trapped himself in some form of a paradox and is the sole cause of nearly every event in season 1

-And some events in season 2

-According to a quote in season 5, the sun hasn't set in 3 fucking years

-The character who is introduced as serious and no-nonsensical later reveals that he got a grappling hook stuck in his testicles (or smth like that)

- CPR was an effective tactic for saving someone from a bullet wound

-That someone who was saved from a bullet wound was also buried alive in a later season

-This is because a colorblind chick accidentally joined the wrong team and told them that their seargent was dead (which he clearly was not)

-The pacifist ends up sharing a body with the litteral incarnation of anger

-A guy takes his girlfriend's suit and nickname after she dies

-Implied gay sex

-A 9ft alien joined a highschool basketball team

-A "ghost" chick spied on her kinda-boyfriend and his team mates, and watched one of them during their "private time"

-Same chick also used a voice modifier to be a male for her introduction

-She is also the other character who starts the domino effect of the entire series taken place

-She also has a fixation with pitterally ANNIHALITING some poor guys dick during fight scenes, but surprisingly it's not the pervert of the series

[purpleskelet0n]

forget what I said abt armor were so back

[spaceunderscorecowboyy]

More RvB posting because I have 10 goddamn years of opinions on this shit I haven’t been able to voice to anyone that listens but you all understand me!

Today’s topic on the wheel of tragedy; Agent Maine, because holy shit for a character with like maybe 2 spoken lines there’s a LOT to unpack with this guy.

(Speaking of the wheel, maybe I should actually make one if I keep this up, or do requests or something)

From the bat, Maine’s physical size by comparison to the other freelancers already sets him apart as a bad motherfucker, which both sets up his later threat as the Meta, but also gives potentially some insight as to his origins.

Going off the concept that RvB is an alt universe connected to the original Halo timeline, I think Maine’s size and his voice hint at him being a Spartan-II, and one of the “rejects” at that due to damage to his vocal cords. Even before his injuries in the program, his voice is inherently growly and hard to understand, hinting at something going wrong during the experimental process? And we know from later lore that Project Freelancer was often a “last-chance” position, accepting those who did not fit in with the rest of the UNSC.

So already, we can see Maine as being an outsider, but this doesn’t make him dangerous. If anything, Maine is an excellent team player with communication issues, if a slightly looser grasp on morality, the primary examples being his willingness to use his terrifying presence as a distraction tactic during the Skyscraper heist, but also his live-fire attack on Tex during the training mission. Unlike Wyoming, who is inherently a bastard and/or tricky, I think Maine was following orders, and his time as a Spartan-II already made him primed for dangerous training methods.

As for the team player part, we do see he has good camaraderie with Wash, and even banters with Carolina a bit about his dislike of heights. We also see him taking multiple bullets to protect her and his other teammates during that same heist.

It’s only after his ability to speak is taken from him that he starts to truly give in to Sigma and the Meta, becoming less “himself” and more of a puppet for the AI, who feeds on his bitterness and potential isolation in the wake of his injury to get what he wants. While it’s easy to conflate the two, I think “Meta” Maine is practically an entirely new character, no longer who he once was despite similar behaviors.

From a certain point of view, Maine is very much like Carolina and Tex as being the closest thing Project Freelancer had to a success; a perfect merge of AI and Agent, a super soldier with the best equipment and the unstoppability of a Spartan. However, in typical Freelancer fashion, they yet again failed to acknowledge the humanity of their agent, in this case Sigma moreso than Maine, leading to losing control over them.

Project Freelancer wanted a weapon, and Maine, most likely, wanted a place to belong. And unfortunately, the Meta was more than happy to offer him what his employers could not.

[fishfingersalad]

I have a very silly crack au I've been calling 'Milf Sheila au' which is pretty much just. Tex brings all the ai to bloodgulch and Sheila adopts Theta. Eventually the other ai too. Sheila, Church, and North have to figure out a split custody agreement (North argues that since Church and Sheila live together with the rest of the blues there should be a 50/50 split on time. Sheila and Church think it should be 66/33 split so they each individually get the same amount of time with Theta). When Theta is with Sheila he goes in a little rc car. Sarge keeps offering to mod the rc car and add weapons to it.

[vastpotato]

You think that the freelancers used the AI like we use Alexias and google homes? Like

York- Delta, what’s the weather outside rn?

Delta- agent York, it is space outside…therefore it is -453.8°F. Please do not go outside

Or

North- dang. That’s so sad. Theta, play despacito!

Theta-*already playing it* on it!

[purple-duck-tap3]

[kade-is-here]

Can you do a omalley stim board?

RvB O’Malley Stimboard, requested by Anon!!! :] Safe /srs

!!!HEADPHONE WARNING—ROCK MUSIC!!!

Length: 1 minute

Requests are open!

[caboosesleftpinkietoe]

drawing again :3

[riflemansfrequency]

I think we should start drawing the AIs as fairies, twinkle on trauma embodiments

[southern-moth]

Just to throw my RvB/RWBY idea out into the void: RvB cast replaces main RWBY cast, and act accordingly to their own characters in the rwby situations (For example, Tucker and Caboose both take the place of Ruby, it'll get explained). Carolina, Church, and the other A.I are runaway siblings. It's gonna be super canon-divergent, to the point I'm just calling it the Faunus AU, and probably a little self-indulgent, these are my only concrete plans

[schizopilled2]

Vash drawings (ft. Caboose & Theta pony)

[sulphuric-onyx]

Seeing the trailer shook a screw in my brain loose so here's my human designs for Theta and Delta :]

Rooster teeth let my guys out of that armour I just know that Theta looks like the fourteen year old skater boy you'd see at the mall. Also I drew that skateboard straight from memory and have no idea how. Anyway, hyped about the new trailer but also insanely worried so!

[fishfingersalad]

Rvb ai save me... Rvb ai Save me rvb ai...