#rwby sorta shitpost

[brainrotisseriechicken]

first time posting something that isnt scp related and its this fucking thing

yeah

[maripr]

Inspired by @applexcat ‘s doodle

[strq-raving]

Just watch, after all the White Rose crumbs, and all the big Nuts and Dolts moments, Gemstones was end game the entire time

[coldgoldlazarus]

Neo applying to replace Cinder as part of Salem's inner circle

[fisticuffs-lesbian]

watching clover get stabbed through the chest more like

[criticaaaaaaaal]

since rwby is suuuuper inspired by soul eater & ruby is inspired from maka, we need mad! ruby. i dont know how it would happen but it should. why? because i think that would be super cool dammit. ruby has the emotional range of a stick & i need her to do more than just spout the tropiest “im the pure protagonist!” bs ive ever seen in my entire life

let her go crazy! let her go stupid! bring back crackhead rwby as a whole! jesus CHRist i

[theepicwaffleman12]

the finale was pretty good but there was one thing missing

pilot boi did not return

time to start a riot boys and girls

[oscarpineprotectionsquad]

To kinda introduce myself, my name’s Winter, and while I don’t really make As Many shitposts, I do make some screencap edits/amv/audio stuff/icons/gifs/etc.! I sorta thrive off of screenshots/gifs and headcanons, honestly.

The blog is going to remain not-spoiler-free (tho they will be tagged until the new episode is public), as I tend to get/keep a RT First membership during the RWBY season :D

Thanks in advance for your patience while I sorta get adjusted here! With that being said, I’m rly looking forward to doing my best here!

[shippingk8]

one thing I hate personally is when people try to compare any same sex pairing to korrasami and say it should be the new korrasami when ever I hear that I think what do they want a forced ship that came out of blue with no evidence or actual hints where the two people barely interacted and one of the characters had more meaningful interaction with a male character and evidence to getting to gether/back together with a person showing the person what they needed etc. a ship which was pulled out of

So just to be clear I labeled this with #shitposting for a reason. 

I like korrasami, like a lot. One day I stumbled upon freezerburn and even though I know the chances of it happening are astronomical I still ship it, because they are an interesting and humorous pairing. Then I realized, huh I think I like both of them so much because they are sorta the same. So I wrote a thing for fun and my own amusement thinking that others might also find it amusing.

I think so many people compare same sex couples to korrasami because, for many people, it was the first time that they saw a couple of this type that wasn’t messed up in some way and they seemed like a good match for each other. 

Do I wish freezerburn would happen on RWBY, yeah I think with some set up it would add a ton of character drama and conflict for their and other characters to deal with and could make for a really interesting story if done well. I do not however think it will actually happen, and honestly I would be pissed if it was done in the same way that korrasami was done on the show. We have things like Steven Universe and other shows now that have openly gay characters with actual story behind them (assuming they don’t get killed off). So no I don’t want a one episode gay couple just so the writers can say the did a thing (I’m looking at you Once). I want it to be done well and with the same diligence that their straight counterparts on the show would be given.

But again the original post was just for fun.

[smoothcitrus]

Well shit. Looks like I’ve been roped into this thing by @lethargicthylacine. I don’t normally do these things, but eh? Everything’s worth a shot at least once right?

Rules: Tag 20 (or less) people you want to get to know better!

Nickname: Cam, Smooth, King, Woop, Kingwoop, Citrus, etc. A lot of these are from the screen names I use in gaming, so some of my friends call me by those just outta force of habit I guess

Star sign: Leo

Height: 6′0″ or approx. 1.83 meters

Time right now: Couple hours before midnight

Last thing you googled: 6ft in meters, but if that doesn’t count, then Artemis (Wanted to get the spelling right)

Favorite music artist: To be honest, I don’t really have one. I just sorta listen to whatever I’m in the mood for. Typically, if it has high energy, and an excitement-based or battle-esque feel to the song in question, I’ll be a happy guy.

Song stuck in your head:  Hustler by Zayde Wølf (I associate it w/ a few characters I’m working on)

Last movie I watched: Lego Batman. Pretty damn good film. It has exactly 0% chill though, start to finish it’s just non-stop action and comedy.

What I’m wearing right now: An Eeveelutions T-shirt and some black sweatpants. It’s the weekend, it’s not like I’m gonna be walkin’ around town today.

When I created this blog: Last year around April or early May. 

The kind of stuff I post: Honestly, my posts are a mess. It varies from shitposts, to my opinions on things, to Fire emblem and Pokemon. There’s a lot of Fire Emblem and Pokemon.

Why did I choose my URL: During one of the Team Fortress 2 Halloween events, the cosmetic called “Mr. Juice” was added to the game. I ended up getting it, putting it together with a few other cosmetics, and made something resembling a detective or stereotypical reporter. My friends and I ended up making a Smooth Criminal parody song for this character we dubbed “Smooth Citrus”. I’m known for ambush tactics when playing pyro, so we’d just sing “YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY! YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY! A SMOOTH CITRUS!”. And the name just stuck.

Gender: Male

Hogwarts House: HUFFLEPUFF ALL DAY EVERY DAY

Pokemon team: Wait... Like Ideal team of six? Or fave evil team. Because my fave team of six would be Swampert, Venusaur, Galvantula, Quagsire, Malamar, and Vikavolt. And my evil team is, well, WHO DOESn’T WNNA BE IN TEAM SKULL! AM I RIGHT!?

Favorite color: To be honest, Gold and sky blue.

Favorite characters: Oh God, too many. Henry (FE:A), Gold (Pokemon Adventures), Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Jaune (RWBY, yes I know I’m gonna get flack for this. But I just find him super relatable most of the time. And by most I mean anything before Volume 4), just to name a few.

Dream job: I honestly don’t know, but I’ve been thinking about becoming a Librarian

Number of blankets: Varies based on season and daily temperature, but my average is around three.

Followers: Around 30, but most appear to be bots. I’d estimate only 15-20 are actual living beings and not bots.

I’m gonna tag: Oh boy, sorry to rope you lot into this, but such is the rules. I’m gonna tag @blackliquidsrw , @charlyoddsox , and @falling-eagle . This is optional people, no need to play if you don’t want to.