#sab made the BEST song about it tho so

[channelrat]

had to witness the inspiration for tornado warnings to get to this but 💗💗

[ebdanon]

10 artists you've liked in your life and 10 artists you would like to one day like?

hi im going off the assumption this is about music lmao because i have a long long list of artists i need to listen to/get into but i havent because im lazy and need to sit in a sensory deprivation chamber basically to process new music

10 i like/liked (obv taylor is one but im not including her because duh. but my list is predictable probably)

1. noah kahan

2. waterparks esp their recent album intellectual property thank u to @heystephen for bringing me to enlightenment

3. olivia rodrigo has not made a bad song literally ever the talent she has is crazy

4. sabrina carpenter. stream feather and decode btw

5. ricky montgomery (ive loved him and sab for years and im so so so happy theyve finally gotten their big breaks in music in the past few years)

6. shawn mendes (listen. the way his music got me through all of my teen years and paved the way for me to bond with my best friend of 6 years almost can never be discredited or taken away from me love him forever)

7. harry styles. harry’s house isnt my favorite album (i like it tho) but im convinced fine line is the reason i made it out of my senior year of high school alive that album holds such a tender soft place in my little heart. i got lyrics tattooed on me thats how annoying i am btw stream sunflower vol 6

8. COIN - saw them at a music festival and basically fell in love w them

9. ed sheeran 🫣 divide was my comfort album for years tbh. i havent really gotten into subtract and equals the same way but i still think both albums are very excellent and he has written one of the best lyrics of all time its true

10. maisie peters stream the good witch specifically bsc oh my god. oh my god

bonus since u said used to like 11. used to be a huge p!atd stan but the brendon urie of it all happened. stream pretty odd tho

10 i wanna like:

1. renee rapp - ive listened to some of her music already and i ADORE her in interviews and videos of performances ive seen from her but havent had a minute to dive deep into her discography

2. lizzy mcalpine - my friends love her but i havent given her a good listen yet

3. hozier - ive seen him live and really enjoyed him but dont listen enough tbh

4. wallows

5. 5sos newer music. i stream self titled and sgfg religiously to this day however i havent listened to much stuff past young blood for some reason and idk why

6. billie eilish — i like everything i hear from her so idk why i havent fully went through her discography yet

7. troye sivan — one of my best friends is a huge stan but i havent listened to his new album. ADORE blue neighborhood tho

8. boygenius

9. scott helman

10. paramore — i listen to their older stuff but havent listened to their recent stuff much and i have no excuse at all

[deadwithdead]

Yearly Book Report 2021

Last year I've read 18 books, which is not only less than year before that, but is also an all time low. Which is fine, this year wasn't really the best for me so I expected the number to be low. I have 7 unfinished books left. They were either too big to finish, or my mind just couldn't take them. Finally, I stopped reading 2 books in the middle because they just weren't worth my time.

The soul of man under socialism b. Oscar Wilde

I really liked this one! To be fair, politicswise this essay was a little too idealistic, but it was a soothing read.

Lord Arthur Savile's Crime b. Oscar Wilde

Short and interesting book that I read in under an hour.

Müsəlmanlar harada səhvə yol verdi? b. Bernard Lewis (What went wrong?)

I almost didn't buy this one but changed my mind the last minute. I'm glad I did, I really liked and probably will read more of Lewis. Read this one in azeri.

Shadow and Bone trilogy b. Leigh Bardugo

I was basically forced to read this book by a friend. Was in a reading slump until this book but a good YA book is always welcome. Apart from the fact that the book wasn't character driven at all (Alina wasn't much of a protagonist) I enjoyed reading it.

Six of Crows duology b. Leigh Bardugo

When the said friend told me that SoC was way better than SaB I didn't really believe them but HOLY HELL I was wrong. It's probably the best YA book I've read. The plot was incredible, the characters were well-developed and enjoyable. I don't have much to say, I fell in love with it. I couldn't find the second book for a long time and it was spoiled to me before I could get my hands on it, which was very annoying, but it didn't take away from the beauty of the book

Ben, Kirke b. Madeline Miller (Circe)

Read this one in Turkish. Wish I'd read it in the original but Turkish translations are always A-class, so no complaints. I also wish someone warned me about the sexual assault scene, but nevertheless I enjoyed this book. It made me feel ~secret emotions~. Planning to read other works of Miller (I think their only other novel is Song of Achilles though).

Odlu diyar b. Anatoli Zöhrabbəyov (Fiery Land)

Being an idiot I am, I skipped the foreword. Turns out the novel is unfinished. It is an historical novel set in 12th century Baku. It had a typical 20th century russian-azeri prose feel to it, but at the same time it was better. The original was in russian but the translator who was a close friend of the author did a phenomenal job. Usually literary translations to azeri are horrible, but this one was meant to be. I'm still bitter about not being able to read protagonist's talk with Nizami Ganjavi who was supposed to have scenes in the book before the author died and left his work unfinished, but I don't regret reading it. Actually, being unfinished added something to this already magical novel.

Babilik vəTahirə Qurrətuleyn b. Güntay Gəncalp (Bábism and Tahirih Qurrat al-Ayn)

Read this one in Azeri too. The author of this book is from northern Iran and although he was right most of the time... I was more shocked at his fury. My man was Angry. You could sense it from the pages. The whole book is an interesting point of view to the history of Iran and the icon herself, Tahirih. Even if you are not interested in the history of Iran or Babism, I highly recommend researching Tahirih's life. She was a revolutionary and a women's rights activist in 19th century Iran.

Hoşbeş (Confabulations) b. John Berger

I remember having fun reading this, but basically don't remember a word of it. It had cool drawings tho. Light read. Also in Turkish.

Qara Paltarlı Qadın (Woman in Black) b. Maqsud Ibrahimbəyov

Another one in Azeri! This one was a typical novel from 20th century Aze. Some political propaganda. Can't decide if that one scene was sexual assault or just plain infidelity. Not exactly my taste but I had fun.

L'arab du futur b. Riad Sattouf

Borrowed this one from the library of Institut Français. It's a comic book, set in the political climate of 70s Arab world, all from the point of view of a 4-year-old who has a French mother and a Syrian father. At times it made me mad, at times I laughed out loud. Recommended.

Coğrafya Kaderdir, ibni Haldun (Geography is destiny, Ibn Khaldun)

This isn't really Ibn Khaldun, they basically summarised his philosophy. It's a series and I'm planning to buy more of it. A good read, although the author was visibly mad about the current political situation in Turkey without explicitly saying it.

Le monstre du poitou by I. Raisch

Notre-Dame de Paris (shortened version)

More borrows from the Institut Français. There isn't much to say about them, read them for my French.

Buludların Üzərində Qətl (Death in The Clouds) b. Agatha Christie.

Probably one of the all time favourite Christie novels of mine.

The unfinished books are:

The Hitchiker's Guide to Galaxy. All books in one, super thick, super expensive, don't regret a thing.

Why war? Letters of Einstein and Freud. It's really short, but translation is a bit off.

Turks Before the History by Oljas Suleymenov. Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE translation, I can't understand a word even if it's in my native language. Whoever is doing the translations for this press is doing a terrible job. I like this press BUT HOLY HELL CAN YOU HIRE GOOD TRANSLATORS PLEASE??? This is especially annoying because the book is WONDERFUL. Incredible take on linguistics. I adore everything Suleymenov has ever written.

The Picture of Dorian Gray. It's inside a collection and the book is bulky so I'm reading it really slowly.

Le Petit Prince. Second time reading, this time in French.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche

The Prophet by Khalil Gibran. I think my English is failing me with this one. I also must take an exam which includes this book in a few days so I'm a little disappointed in myself.

I don't want to set goals too high for the next year since I'm already unwell and the next year will be really busy. Main goals are:

Increase the amount of books related to my major (already sounds expensive) and classic azeri books.

Add French and Arabic to my "reading pool".

Read 25 books.

25 books aren't much but I refuse to go hard on myself this year. Hopefully, this year will be better.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.08.18 lb

dang. straight to the point.

telling how the chunri slipped from her head right then.

lmao nikhil’s insecurity isn’t gonna be gone thanks to the divorce you dummy. his insecurity is wrt to A. your very large bank balance, and B. the raw sexual chemistry you seem to have with his girl.

idk what utopia shivaay lives in where a divorce in india is gotten SOOOOOOOO easily.

anika trying desperately to taalofy. good move, girl.

FUCK. FOILED. THIS FUCKER IS CARRYING A COPY IN HIS COAT POCKET AT ALL TIMES IT SEEMS. ONE TIGHT SLAP HE NEEDS. ASSHOLE.

lol he’s sooooooooo going to fuck up the papers. consciously or subconsciously idk, but he’s gonna do it for sure.

pehle aap pehle aap mein gaadi chootti jaa rahi hai fucking idiotsssssssss!

fuck he’s signing. HE’S SIGNING. FUCKING HELL BILLU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DUDE LOOK AT HER FACE. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS YOU TO??????????

iska adh-maraa chehra toh dekho while signing. chaanta lagaaon ya kya karoon iske saath?

where the fuck is om, he needs to bust in here and kick shivaay’s dumb ass from here back to the OU istg.

LMAO AT THE WAY THEY’RE JUST SAYING “SIGN” “WAIT” “MR KUKREJA” IN VARYING ORDERS.

snort pen ke bhi issues.

“chal raha hai” *grabs at it and clicks it a few times* SHIVAAY WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGG YOU DUMBASS

abhi tak toh sign sign kar raha tha. jab woh sign kar rahi hai then you have the audacity to be all frozen and devastated? literally fuck outta here, shivaay.

of course.

a poor substitute for her chand bracelet btw.

of course, anika has gyaan to baatofy. bish tum toh kuch bolo hi mat. tangg aa gayi hoon main tumhare chutiyaape se. 

shivaay you’re right and all, but *longest sigh ever* you just can’t do anything right, even when you try your hardest. i’m just so done with you. 

son honestly. 87% of me is very happy at your tadap but the rest of me is just so sad for you. you poor dumb fucker.

also are they dyeing nakuul’s beard these days? it looks... darker in a not-natural way?

ugh you both are justtttttttttt suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiotssss.

but the angst! i loveeeeee it. delicious!

where are rikara, honestly??????????? THEY COULD BE USED SO WELL TO FUCK ALL OF THISSSSSSS UP SO SPECTACULARLY. USSI BAHAANE SCREEN PAR BHI DIKH JAAYENGE. WHY AREN’T YOU USING THEM YOU DUMBASS SHOW?!?!!?!?

oh thank god at least gauri’s here.

om’s here too. but that’s not what i want???? i want them togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. schemingggggggggggg. all up and close in each other’s facessssssssss as a bahaana of “plan making”.

ah fuck. he’s crying. that soft “ek minute, om.” the wiping his nose like a child. i can actuallllly feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel that tightness in his chest. ah mannnnnnnnnnnn. 

fuck meeeeeeeee, why do i fall for man-pain, every single timeeeeeeee???????

this framing tells me that something is going to get hurled at the camera real soon. phone? that rack? aur kuch hai kya phenkne laayak yahaan?

rack it is.

lol why was om panicking from just hearing the magazines being thrown tho?

fuck. see? this is what i meannnnnnnnnnnnnn when i say this dude’s best acting is non verbal. just never give him lines ever again.

“main theek hoon. tu bataa, kya discuss karna hai?”

lmaooooooooooooo “bitch really???????” om’s face. honestly, he makes suchhhhh a good audience proxy.

sure. aal iz well.

same, gauri. #same.

ooooh khanna gets snack tasting duty. nice. how to get a job like this?

but like, without having to deal with shivaay as a boss. at all.

eeeeeeeeeeee cuteness!

every time gauri maarofies a taana about “aapke bhai” and om agrees, i get 4 days added to my lifespan.

....... and who the fuck is bhaiyya to “strictly” decide the wedding theme?????? neither the bride nor the groom, so how does his opinion even matter?

lol anika has the same point to make. itna sab kuch kar liya hai toh yeh bhi khud hi decide kar le bc.

UGH THESE TWO ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. I WANNA SMOOSH THEM TOGETHER TO FORM A S’MORE FILLED WITH BEAUTY AND LOVE. 

is khulle saand ko laal ka phobia hai? really?

the way gauri keeps looking towards ommmmmmmmm every single time, to bond over the inside joke, i can’t you guys! i just can’t! can you two just go make out in some corner somewhere??!?!!? why are you wasting your timeeeee hereee with these losers????????//

cyoot patoot. too adorbz.

ANIKA HE LOOKS NICE IN HIS NEUTRALS OK. PLS. APNE TAANO SE DON’T MAKE HIM CHANGE INTO OU ADVENTUROUS SSO. MAIN JHEL NAHI PAAUNGI!

lolwhut did om just say “oh my my!”?????????????????

pffffffffffffffffffft om you adorable creep. use these sexy hands of yours on that cute girl there, not on your damn brother. 

baby sisters the cutest.

gauri out here kholofying all of di’s secrets. maine toh pehle hi kaha tha, yeh ghar ka bhedi hi lankaa dhaa degi.

also pool ka mention and paani ka darrrr means we all know what’s gonna happen!

om that’s a really dumb “solution”. one of these things is not like the other. the colour red cannot actually kill your brother. lord.

ohohoho unintentional emo moment in middle of hasi mazaak.

this is the dumbest fucking “challenge” ever to get them both in the damn pool. like... just have her fall in man.

lmao he’s sooooooooooooooo mad at being challenged tho.

not listening to this ainvayi ka chutiyaap because:

UGHHHHHHHHHH WHAT EVEN ARE THESE FACES!?!?!

lmao this is the most accurate pictorial representation of the sibling dynamics here rn. 

god, what even are these technicolour kapde. i feel like i’m dropping acid.

lmao she’s sooooooooo bored.

omggggg i love how she noped outta that convo with nikhil to go talk to om instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

be still my aniKara loving heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also #omkaraIsBae

LMAOOOOOOO THE TWO BABY SISTERS’ REACTIONS ARE BEST.

matlab maanna padega is bande ke confidence ko. looking smug wearing... THAT.

you know it’s true love when you’re dressed like that and she looks at you like THIS. #loveisblind

lol ok shivaay, enough with the smizing already. you’re way too short to be ANTM. 

lolololol chachi’s reaction.

talk about upstaging the damn bride. how fucking rude, shivaay.

but i guess the bride explicitly asked for it so......

i cannot get over the range of emotions om went through in the last 30 secs:

lmaooooooooooo and finally his kinda proud mama hen look, like “see? see how hot my bhai is? abhi bhi der nahi hui hai bhaabi!”:

ugh ok enough of this slo mo nonsense already.

oh great. naach gaana. i actually like this song though. imma just forward around a lil bit to see if there’s any good rikara bits, though lorddddddd, kunal’s dancing is just *shudder*

TFW THE WEDDING PLANNER (WHO’S BRIBING YOU TO GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE) AND YOUR TO-BE WIFE ARE EYE-SEXING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE GIVES ONE (1) SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU.

wow even chachi is shipping shivika now. such is the power of colour coordinated couples.

THIS IS SO RANDOM. WHY’S HE DANCING WITH HER WHILE NIKHIL IS STANDING THERE??????????? AND THE LAMEASS CHALLENGE WAALE ISHAARE BS. AND THE FACT THAT THEY MADE RIKARA AND PRINKU THE BG DANCERS??????????? THIS IS ALL JUST SUCHHHHHHHH BAKCHODI OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I CAN’T STOP CRINGE LAUGHING.

same, saasumaa. honestly, #same.

but then he’s paying for the whole wedding. so let him dance with her, i guess. lol.

bro this isn’t appropriate in desi society even if you’re the fucking groom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!??!?

LMAOOOOOOO CHACHI THO.

literalllllllllllllllly no fucks given. amaaaaaaaaaazing. the balls on these two. i have no words. honestly.

lmaooooooooo poooora gaana hone ke baad, after finishing his grind up on the bride, shivaay pulls nikhil in as an afterthought. just... what a guyyyyy.

THEY STILL WON’T STOP EYE-FUCKING OMG YOU GUYS I JUST CACKLED OUT SO LOUD THAT I STARTLED THE CAT AWAKE. JFC. THESE TWO ARE JUST SOMETHING ELSE.

someone please get kunal some anti seizure meds for the epileptic fit he’s currently having.

(i’m sorry! he’s just SO BAD. WHY DO THEY MAKE HIM DANCEEEEEEEEE???????????)

I LEGIT HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO COZ I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THIS POOR DUMBASS. I DON’T THINK ALL THE MONEY IS WORTH THIS BEIZZATI. 

ohohohoh. time for dream sequence.

i mean i like this song and all, but come on, it’s fucking 10 years old. why not something nice and new? the dhadak title track really fits them rn. ugh.

also the choreography is really some trite bs. honestly, some effort would have been nice.

i’m just here for the aesthetic (uski toh inhone dhaijjiyaan uda di)  good looking ppl making gooey eyes at each other. 

OMFG WE GET BOTH POOL MAKING OUT *AND* THE RETURN OF TIA TOMORROW?!?!?!?!? GOD BLESS US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kehideni]

1. When did you start playing?

5 years ago right in the middle of the Wintersday event.

2. What was your first characters race/class (profession)?

Charr, Ranger, Ash Legion, he is still my main to this day.

3. How many characters do you have?

Let’s see...(i’m not counting the clone character i make videos with, because i’m gonna delete them) 3 charr,1 asura,1 sylvari, 1 human. That makes 6.

4. Whats your favourite race?

Charr

5. Whats your least favourite race?

Norn :T They are humans but big.... If only they had other differences as well.

6. What do you prefer PvE or PVP?

I prefer PvE but i can stand my ground in PvP as well. When i give a c**p about my ranking i’m platina actually. It’s just i’m lazy to keep it up so i always decay to bronze.

7. Have you spent IRL money on the gem shop?

I...aaahh.. yes i’m guilty. To be fair, i actively wanted to support the game in it’s lowest time, because i don’t want it to die like WOW died.

8. Whats your favourite zone?

Quite ironically, the Sylvari zones. I can run through Ascalon 100% blindfolded by now but Caeldon Forest has a calming effect on me.

9. Whats your favourite city?

Hehh... ironically, it’s the Grove. If you stand near the elevator that takes you to the mother tree the game starts this instrumental song that somehow calms me down instantly even when i have the worst of my anger bursts.

10. Whats your favourite PVP map?

SKYHAMMER CALIBRATED TO RED!

11. Whats a piece of gear you always transmute because you love the look of it so much?

My whole set, but my most favourite is the hoodie. It looks damn good on charr. So much so that i don’t mind it taking my Simba-like mane away.

12. How many achievement points do you have?

Up in the 12Ks... dunno the exact number.

13. Is it okay to ask to RP with you?

Ouhhhh... suuure? I haven’t RPd in years tho.

14. Is your guild open to new members?

It’s a hungarians-only guild, sorry :/ (My active one that is, my brother and i inherited REAP and that’s free for anyone)

15. Have you ever been really angry at the game? why?

Maybe not angry, but more annoyed... i’m really annoyed that Arenanet’s LW trailers all depict the commander to be human. I’d really appreciate if every trailer would show the commander be another species, or heck be a woman for a change. For a company hellbent on not taking sides on “what is the commander canonically” they sure do prefer human -_-

16. Do you enjoy jumping puzzles?

I DO!! But not those Ember Bay level nightmare JPs.

17. Whats your best guild wars experience?

I’m not sure what this question means... But like, best memory with the community? Other than mapchat sh*tposting, and when people follow my commandering. Much easier to lead in GW2 than in HotS... 

18. Do you have a favourite character from the lore?

Loads. Most of them charr.

19. Is there a class you like the idea of but the gameplay doesn’t match up for you?

Mesmers.... ugh.

20. How far have you made it in SAB (Super Adventure Box) if you had the chance to play it?

All the way GW2 allows :/ Even made it through lvl1 of hardcore mode.

21. Favourite weapon skin?

TWILIGHHHHTTT!! and the Fire-breathing Longbow

22. Do you have a legendary? Which one or ones?

....Twilight...

23. Whats your favourite legendary?

T-...twilight....

24. Is there a race you hate with a passion?

Sentient? Grawl. Non-sentient? Those flying squids.... they are easy to kill but i hate their soundeffects and... looks and... abilities and... i just hate them...

25. What class do you hate to face in PVP?

FKINNNNNN Mesmers....

26. Are there any players you look up to?

If this means celebrity players then no. I have celebrity players i like but look up to? Not really, no...

27. First memorable friend you made through guild wars?

Those that i made are already inactive GW2 players :/ They were the two guild leaders of REAP but they married each other and had a kid last time i checked so... happy for them but the answer is that rn i don’t have GW2 buddies.

28. Do you play with sound on or off?

Sound on!!! Are you kidding??? all the good music and everything? To listen to what? dubstep??? no thanks...

29. Do you stream GW2? If so where can I watch you?

Not streaming, no. I upload youtube videos, following the lore from the charr commander perspective.

30. Are you obsessed with in game fashion?

I wouldn’t say obsessed but i do like my charr lookin’ nice.

31. Do you have a favourite dye?

Top two dye channel: shadow green, left bottom Jalapeno, right bottom Lime. These go on armor sets, my own fashion skin has green/brown/bone color tones, mounts each have what fits them imo.

32. Whats the best glider skin in your opinion?

Well the musical sheets are awesome, but i like the dragon wings glider skins.

33. Have you ever had to block someone?

Yes... trolls on mapchat or scammers.

34. Weirdest map chat experience?

I usually generate the weird on mapchat... but there was this one time i jokingly mentioned someone must be a sylvari because i don’t remember why and they searched me up on the map to prove that they are indeed charr.

35. Do you have 100% map completion on any of your characters?

My main character, yes.

36. What type of player are you? Hardcore, Casual, Semi-hardcore, Barely online.

Well, bit of all. RN barely online because my jobs and hobbies are time consuming. When i have time i’m semi-hardcore. When i’m simply bored i’m casually achivement hunting, when my brother asks me to help out in raid then i need to go hardcore....

37. What are the top three tips you would give someone just starting to play?

I just give one tip but the best tip: play how you like to play. This is a game and you should not have obligations in a game.

38. Best memory in guild wars?

I was one of the first commanders to lead a completely successful Auric Basin mapevent down.

39. Do you stick to one character mostly or are you an altoholic?

I mostly stick to Denalien, but i do have alts and they have their own uses.

40. What bothers you the most about the game if anything?

That people can’t seem to grasp that i want to play as a RANGER not a druid or soulbeast... This is also the reason why i don’t raid. Because rangers don’t seem to have a spot in them. I like having my pet run around me, use them as meatshields, tanks, healers or extra bit of dps, or to kite enemies.

So many rangers forget that pet skills are skills too, USE THEM BRAHS.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 28.09.17 lb

the fake tadi isn’t turning anika on like shivaay thought it would. tai tai phisssssssss! 

fake tadi is quicklyyyyyyy turning into real tadi. 

YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY THIS FUCKING SONG COME ON LIKE THE FAKE CGI BG WASN’T BAD ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOOD

ok ignoring for the seskiness. 

honestly the fucking bad cgi and lighting changes are making it super difficult for me to concentrate. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

BILLU PLEASE!!!!! HAATH SE BHI AAGE KABHI BADHEGA??????? 

ouff yuck forehead kissing like a brother is not what i meant. 

OH HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS BILLU! GET IT!!!!!!!!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaand KLPD. 

“shivaay singh oberoi ki shaadi ho rahi hai” 

and for the how many’th time???? like, at this point, it’s not even news. tu har do teen mahine shaadi karta hai. 

pft billu is greaaatly overestimating his market value. 

“swayamvar” “somvaar??” “swayamvar!”

anika’s is like fuck you, you just killed my lady boner, imma go sleep. 

nope, too late to do damage control, shivaay. girl’s like byeeeeee. 

LMAO THE FAKE FOX NEWS - BOX GOSSIPS 

whooooooo the fuck are these girls??? where were they before his three (four??? i’ve lost count at this point) other marriage attempts??? 

oh boy. who this with the omnious hand tattoo? it’s a trishul (for shiva) too. obsessed fangirl????

fuck it’s so easy to just smuggle yourself into this fucking house inside some item. pehle dhol tha, abhi carpet. like... come on. 

what do you mean it gets too late???? WHO ARE YOUUUUUU??? 

whyyyyyyyyy is khanna in charge of everything from security to electricity to decoration to shivaay’s meetings to god knows what else??? LIKE... HIRE MORE PPL, SHIVAAY. HONESTLY. 

catering ki taraf se ho toh yeh decoration ka kaam kyun kar rahi ho??? 

yuck the decorations are so tacky. and the large pictures of them, god. so embarrassing. 

pinky, maybe if you actually asked for forgiveness instead of just... demanding it, or taking it as a right....??? 

dadi kuch zyaaada laad nahi kar rahi pinky par??? 

MY GOD HIRE MORE PPL, KHANNA IS JUST ONE PERSON

snort, i’m loving this new more jokey and familiar khanna. 

“sir, aapko mere pe bharosa nahi hai?????” “TUJHPE NA, KISI KO BHAROSA NAHI HAI YAHAN PAR.”

lmaoooooooooooooo. toh phir naukri pe rakha kyun hai isse? for his cute puppy dog eyes and videography skillz? 

lmaooooo is it just meeee or was there bhar bhar ke snark in khanna’s smirky “shaadi mubarak ho” hee hee 

anyway, he made shivaay laugh, so guess his job is still safe despite being a colossal fuckup. 

“pagal hai yeh khanna. kaam chod ke sab achche se karta hai.” 

aaaaaand there’s khanna’s character sketch for you in one sentence. 

OUFF OH WHO THISSSSSSSS

pfffffft “zindagi ka sabse bada din”. honestly, after the second time, it starts to lose it’s charm. 

god what new chore does dadi have for shivaay now

ooooh, i like shakti’s dupatta/stole/whatever 

LMAO WHAT, DADI IS A BADSHAH FAN HAHAHAHA

even pinky is ecstatic at that. wow. who knew oberois had such mainstream and... “youth” oriented taste. 

ok whatever, fwding this stupid little plug. 

must these three always make a dramatic entrance like this together, at every function???? matlab, apna hi ghar hai, there’s no need to be soooo dramatic. 

the ladkewaale’s side is little overpopulated no? 

EXCUSE ME WHO ARE THESE RANDOS BRINGING ANIKA??? weren’t omru supp to be on anika’s side and be with her?????? THE FUCK.

billu you’re going to sprain your neck if you stretch it anymore to look at her. 

lmaoooooooooooooo bechaara

hahahaha rudra’s face like “bhaiyya could you chill and not be a damn loser for 5 seconds pls.”

hahahaha this poor munchkin. dadi is cockblocking to the maxxxxxxxxxx. 

LMAO OM’S FACE. EVERYONE’S JUST LIKE BRO COULD YOU CALM DOWN A SEC

“kyaaaaa kar rahe ho?” 

no really billu. the fuck you doing? 

“she’s looking GORGEOUS. bhaabi’s killing it bhai! tabaaahi lag rahi hai!”

lololol, abhay’s putting in salt in shivaay’s wounds. 

LMAO OMRU HAAAAAAAAAATE HIM SO MUCH

lo, haldiiiiiiiii bhi nahi aayi. in logon ka kuch time pe hota bhi hai?

please om, you’re not exactly loving abhay either. don’t think we’re not noticing all the stink eyes you’re shooting him. 

“woh ddlj ka raj malhotra banne ki koshish kyun kar raha hai???”

pfffffffffft. no but truly, is begaani shaadi mein abhaay kuch zyaada hi deewana ban raha hai. 

waaah, bhai apna artist bhi hai. watch outtttt omkara! 

lolllllllllll these assholes. 

such attractive assholes though. my boys! *squishes them all together*

woooop, sabse pehle maa. oh boy. 

great, dadi’s emotionally blackmailing billu into it. 

omRu and shivaaaaaaay NOT HAPPY. 

LMAO K3G TITLE TRACK WHAT NONSENSE

OMFG OM PLEASE STOP WITH THE NAINO KE BAAN. KUCH TOH DIPLOMACY DIKHAO. 

lolololol billu is soooooooo mad at dadi for doing this to him

IS PINKY FINALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE OR NOT???? WHO THE FUCK WERE ALL THE PHONE CALLS TO? WHAT ABOUT SVETLANA? IS THIS NEW HIDDEN WEIRDO IN THE HOUSE THANKS TO HER??? I NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO MY FEELZ ABOUT HER. 

that one crookedass tika. 

that sorted itself out in the next shot! 

billu’s stone face tho. sigh. 

OMFG WHAT BAAAT WITH SHIVAAY BITCH JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

tej and shakti cuteness. 

eeeeeeeeeeee. my boyssssssss. 

fuck offffffffff, why so adorbzzzzzzzzzz. i love you shitheads so much. 

why’s everyone just putting it in the same three spots. itni badi... ok not badi.... lekin itni body padi hai uski, put it other places too? 

billu is now throwing tantrum about wanting to haldi up wife. 

wife’s reaction: 

ahaaa wife is just as utaavli over here. these two have zero chill. 

lol billu just got smacked over the head. 

om, you’ve been pacing the length of your room coz you haven’t seen YOUR wife. tu toh rehne hi de. 

lol abhay has a nickname for om: ghalib. 

aaaaaaaaand rudra just got haldi bombed. 

OMG THE MURDER IN RUDRA’S EYES LOLOLOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ABHAY

shivaay’s reactions are the best hahahahahaha: 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. 

masha’Allah @ the faces of this show honestly. 

i hate this weirddddd low pitched version of lafzon ka rishta

awwww, sahil having complex. 

shaktiji here to make pinkyyyy feel better 

i’m so glad to see them happy. i know pinkyyyy was a bitch to the infinite degree, but i can never fully hate her coz my scorpio heart knows what it’s like to be a jealous possessive crazy asshole. 

rudraaaaaa finalllyyyy got one in on abhayyyyy 

OMG WHO IS THIS TRISHUL WAALI 

SOMEONE COME GET MY BABY SAHIL AND INCLUDE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok badshah is here and i can’t handle such naach gaana so fwding, as much as i love him 

what nonsense, he’s not even performing for real, just lip syncing pffffffffffft

ahaaaaaaaaaaa billu’s managed to sneak over to the other side of the curtain using badshah as a cover! 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SNEAK OFF MY BBS!

kasam has been invoked. 

“humaari zindagi mein kuch bura nahi hoga. sirf achcha hi achcha hoga.”

don’t make promises you can’t keep, bro. 

but you guys cute. so go on. 

ghoongat waali bai mistook abhay for shivaay. methinks abhay might be instrumental in coming to rescue in this situation??? 

“kal raat se tumhe dekha nahi hai. it was the hardest day of my lifeeeeeeee.” 

so overdramatic. hey, remember when she left you for 3 months???? 

“main chahta tha ki main apne hone waaali biwi ko khud haldi lagaoon.”

TOH KARO NA JALDI. WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A FUCKING YEAR NOW BITCHHHHHHHHHH

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omg omg omg he’s finally gonna say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i honestly am done with dadi and her interference. woman, get a hobby!

oh suddenly ppl care about sahil. pffffffffft. aaaaj tak toh itna concern nahi dekha. 

theory: abhay is going to take on sahil responsibility and endear himself to shivika. 

yuck shaadi outfits are so grosssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 

omki still hot as ever though. not even being trussed up in copper foil can take away his handsomeness. 😍😍😍😍