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[hanjiesgf]

Naur way you were just thinking about me TT•••

I missed YOU ♡︎♥︎ I hope you're doing well~~ It's been quite a while••• I thought you weren't gonna come back T-T

YESSS U WERE THE ONLY ONE INTERACTING W ME JHFSJHAFJHA

im writing stuff >:)))) ill try to get one out today !!! thank you so much for being here it means THE WORLD to me :')

I always come back,, I have another blog that I posted some anime stuff but somehow I'm not showing up on the tags so it flopped HARD AFJHHJASFJHA (@sadwentz) KNJFJSHDJFH

i love u pls don't go away

[ayyyez]

AM I LATE FOR REQUESTS??? if not!?!?! can i requests some pegging hcs for tobirama, shikamaru and madara??? i'm just in a pegging mood 24/7 yknow KDKSKDKAKD

a/n: yeeeeeeees more p*gging headcanons bless ari warnings: p*gging, sexual content (all below the cut) 18+ only content

Tobirama Senju

This man needs a good fcking, honestly. And never in a million years would he come up with this idea on his own. You need to convince him and you need to ease him into the idea. He is a very proud man but in the bedroom that is very easy to change. 

You have to ease him in by starting small. Blowjobs are the way to go with some added ass play. Get him on edge and then start with a finger and work your way up from there.

He’ll think that one was a one off but then you do it more and more and add more and he knows somethings up. Asks you about it. no he doesn’t say it explicitly he just says something like “what are you doing?” and you know what he means. Up to you whether or not you play dumb to tease him.

That’s the perfect time to bring it up. Afterwards he just sort of stares at you in silence. The truth is he’s never really given a second thought to sex before you and he never imagined anything along the lines of kinks so he is processing lmao. 

After the very tense and long silence he just sort of says “very well then.” and that is that. Won’t bring it up again until you are ready to do it. He literally can’t stop thinking about it though.

One night he comes home and you are ready to go. You tell him this and he kind of just stops and is like “what do I do.” you smile and say nothing because you’re going to do all the work. 

So fast forward to the good stuff. Now picture Tobirama on his back, pillow under is butt, you eating him out why jerking him off at the same time. He is dead, the stimulation is waaaay too much but he can’t let you stop. He is a hot mess. Definitely going to cum at least once before you stick in the dildo. 

The best position is probably on all fours but he refuses (he wants to look at you okay but you didn’t hear that from me) so leave him in that position, cum streaked up to his chest from his first orgasm and grab onto his thighs and pull him close to you. 

Be a sweety and give him a kiss. He will give you an exasperated look for making him cum so quickly. “Are you ready?” You ask and he just grunts with a nod. He wants this over with tbh. 

He winces as you put the tip in so go slow. You ease it in and once it’s all the way in he squeezes his eyes shut. Is this how it feels every time he enters you? Okay he has a new found respect for you. Also he feels hot but also good. 

Once he adjusts he will open his eyes and firmly say “do it.” and that’s your queue to start thrusting. And god is Tobirama a sight beneath you. The harder and faster you thrust, the louder his groans get. And then he is just a complete mess.

He is still sensitive from that first orgasm and just thinking about the fact you are fucking him senseless and that he still has cum over his chest is enough to send him over the edge but he controls himself as best he can. You can see his resolve breaking so nows the time to crank it up.

You reach your hand down and begin stroking him and the moan that slips from him is enough to make you cum. He is more vocal than usual, he’s losing control and yep he is cumming hard. This time he cums so hard it’s not just over him but over you too. 

Clean this man up because he is thoroughly fucked out. Draw a bath and cuddle up with him for the rest of the night. 

Madara Uchiha

100% down for some good p*gging. He is such a bottom at heart and just the thought of you fcking him gets him excited. Even encourages you to get a bigger dildo. He is ready to be fcked. 

He is such a tease the whole time too, making sly comments through the whole process. Has smirk on his face the whole time too and if you want to get him back for that I have one word for you: overstimulation.

The whole point of you two getting down and dirty right now was to start easing him into the process but now this is grounds to tease him. He also has no qualms getting down on all fours with his ass in the air but you know he will enjoy that way too much. 

For now you settle for him on his knees on the bed so you can stimulate the front and the back. You sucking his cock while your fingers (with a lot of lub) work his back. 

At first he’s talking a lot with a few sharp hisses and unsteady breaths here and there. But once you work two fingers into him and begin scissoring he is less talk and more moan. 

You continue to work your fingers in nice and deep looking for that certain sweet spot. You almost choke when you find it because he thrust forward deep into your mouth. Ah, found it. 

You continue to hit that spot and deep throat him at the same time. he is panting above you, barely able to stay upright. The whines that come from him only spur you along. And just when he’s about to come you remove your mouth from the equation and take a firm grip at the base of his cock. 

Madara groans and tells you to let him come. You smile and insist he ought to wait for the main event. He tries not to beg but his “hurry up then.” comes across desperate and he knows it.

You continue fingering his asshole, slow and firm, opening him up nice and wide. Every now and again you will take his cock into your mouth and take him fully to the back of your throat before popping off again. 

And you continue to edge him then prevent him from cumming constantly until he can’t take it anymore and begs you to put him out of his misery. He needs to cum.

So nows the time you tell him to get on all fours. You don’t miss the way his arms seem to shake as he does. You’ve teased him enough so you quickly line up the dildo and push the tip in. He moans when you do and you continue entering him slowly. 

The second you enter you don’t wait for him to adjust, you simply pull out and slam back in again. His whole body shudders but he doesn’t protest. He always did like a little bit of pain. 

You continue this, growing in speed and force until he is a mess of moans again. He can barely keep himself up on his arms and he’s pushing back against you. God he wants to cum. 

And he doesn’t take long to cum either, you don’t even have to touch his cock, the stimulation from behind his more than enough. He is a mess, cumming over himself and the sheets. 

He expects affection and care after. Clean him up, get him comfortable. Won’t let you go to sleep before he gets you off though even if you have to lazily ride him to do it. He is spent lol. 

Shikamaru Nara

So casual about it. “Oh you want to fuck me from behind with a dildo? Sure when should we do it?” And you just kind of sit there in shock like “tonight?” and he thinks for a second. “Tomorrow night, I have to get up early tomorrow morning.” 

And thats that. You make the preparations and he comes home ready for action. Well he insists on showering first while you get the lub and the dildo ready. You also make a point of looking extra sexy just to up the mood of the whole thing. 

He comes out with his lower half wrapped in a towel, his hair out and wet, sticking to his neck and shoulders. Oh is it a sight to see, ah this man. He looks at you expectingly, before scratching the back of his neck with a neutral expression. 

“I prepared myself in the shower so it’ll be easier.” Oh yes he fingered himself and opened up in the shower just for you. “Also I thought I should lie on the edge of the bed. It’s supposed to hit deeper and will probably give you a better view.”

You blink. Once, twice--what did he just say? “How do you know that?” You ask, entirely surprised. He just shrugs. “I think I read it somewhere.” Did he research this or did he actually just know it? He just knows okay.

Walks over to you and starts kissing you. He always was big on setting the mood even if it was just some deep kissing. His tongue pushes against yours and wait who was fcking who again? 

He pulls away, drops his towel and sits on the edge of the bed. you kneel between his legs and push him down against the mattress with one hand while your other takes his cock and pumps it to life. 

He sniggers at your eager hand and you lick a broad stroke up the underside of his cock. He lets out soft puffs of air as you begin to suck his dick. Then you manoeuvre him a little so one hand slides down to his asshole to begin to work your fingers inside him.

Two fingers slip in unhindered and wow he really did prepare himself in the shower. It’s not long before you start scissoring inside him and pushing him to the edge. His legs begin to shake and you can pracically hear him biting his bottom lip. 

He was beyond ready. You stood up and pulled him so his add was just over the edge of the bed. “Ready?” You ask. “Sure.” he replies. You don’t miss the redness of his cheeks. Everything felt very hot. 

You line the tip of the dildo against his hole and begin pushing in. He watches your face the whole time through squinting eyes. He is determined to see this through. 

And then you’re fully in and he sighs, wiping the sweat off his forehead. Then it’s time to move and wow it really does hit deeper when you are standing. His lower half jolts but he doesn’t protest. You continue this, picking up speed each time.

It’s not long before he is gripping the sheet below him in balled fists and pushing against you with every thrust. And when he finally does cum it’s seconds after you’ve reached for his cock and given him a few tentative strokes. 

Ultimately he enjoys it but only when he doesn’t have to be anywhere the next day. Please take a lazy shower with him he wants to lean against you and get cleaned up. How troublesome he needed two showers.

[haik-choo]

hello i'm a big fan of ur toxic traits writing things??? how do i call them 🆘 well ,,, JAJAJAKAS

THANK YOU!!!!!! im so glad yall like em my brain running on low battery rn,,,

[obithoes]

HELLO BIG FAN I JUST READ THE S/O THAT LOVES OBITO SCARS AND WHAT CAN I SAY IM JUST A OBITO WHORE IFAMFKSIFIENFOWJFKSFJAO

YES ANOTHER OBITO HOE ITS A PLEASURE HAVING YOU HERE & i’m so glad you like my work :’)

[uchihacore]

*flower*

He's hunched over, angling away from you when his shoulders seem to broaden even farther. He takes in a deep breath that sounds like a howl. There's a patch of blood soaking through the bandages over his shoulder, and you see that you’d only grazed him before.

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[souyaf]

afton !!! happy bday <3 ily

thank u 🥺🥺🥺🥺 ILY MWAH

[seita]

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[sadwentz]

bloodline

summary: who tf said you had beef with oikawa tooru? he has beef with YOU.

pairing(s): iwaizumi hajime x fem!reader x oikawa tooru

contains: light angst, mean!reader, drinking (they're 18) and my lame humor.

word count: 4k

a/n: this was part of a collab i did last year <3 i wanted to repost it bc i didn't (and i still don't) know how to write !!! it's one of my fav pieces so pls enjoy <3

Oikawa rolled his eyes; he couldn't be any more annoyed by the sight in front of him.

You latched on Iwaizumi's back with your arms crossed against his chest, holding yourself from falling. He tried his best to get to like you even a little, for the sake of his best friend, but it was hard when you were a literal copy of himself; loud, charming, and sadly, extremely attractive.

The after-class practice was canceled because the coach had personal stuff to do that day and everyone was working so hard, so a break was well deserved. Oikawa found himself hanging with his fellow third-year friends at Iwaizumi's house, which was conveniently next to his own house so he didn't care at all if he stayed until late. The big problem started when you arrived unexpectedly, saying with a smirk that Iwaizumi forgot his math book on your house, which was also very conveniently a few blocks away from there. Oikawa scowled, very irritated by your presence and how you managed to shift the whole atmosphere of the room with a few words, shifting all the attention to you.

He despised that, how you could get all the gazes on you that once were on him, making them your own. Matsukawa and Hanamaki were mocking the face he was making when you were on Iwaizumi’s back, hugging him and laughing loudly making Oikawa’s mood sour instantly. “Hiro, maybe we should leave, we have to do the… thing,” Matsukawa said softly, narrowing his eyes, only Hanamaki and Oikawa hearing it, you being busy giggling on Iwaizumi’s ear. Oikawa’s head snapped looking at them with wide eyes, begging silently that they wouldn't leave him alone with you and Iwaizumi, the couple just shrugged and said their goodbyes to the house owner and you, leaving an Oikawa looking everywhere but you two.

You lowered yourself from Iwaizumi’s back and sat on the couch that was occupied by Matsukawa and Hanamaki a few minutes ago, Iwaizumi sitting next to you moments later. Oikawa murmured things you couldn’t quite catch, so you watched him, narrowing your eyes. “What was that Shittykawa?” Your gentle smile did a 180º twist, now that you three were without the company of Matsukawa and Hanamaki, your voice was laced with venom. You sneered at Oikawa’s frown and Iwaizumi rolled his eyes. “Don't tease him.”

‘Are they on a first-name basis? That’s unacceptable.’ Oikawa’s thoughts were filled with jealousy and anger at the same time, watching you smirk and hug his Iwa-chan in front of him was enough to make him snap, he did his best to maintain composure in front of his best friendbecause he was a guest but you, you made him go berserk with a few words and looks. “Get your arms off Iwa-chan, right now.” Iwaizumi looked away embarrassed.

“And who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?” you scoffed as you stood up from the couch, you felt a hand grabbing your wrist and you turned your head to see Iwaizumi’s pleading eyes looking directly into yours with his eyebrows furrowed, slightly shaking his head. You only could smirk and snatch your hand from his grasp, immediately walking towards the place Oikawa was sitting.

Oikawa watched you stand up from the couch and how you exchanged a few words with Iwa-chan, you turned your head around and looked at him defiantly. He instantly got nervous, what was he supposed to do now? You defied his (very weak) command (petition?) and Iwaizumi didn't back him up, were you going to punch him? maybe spit on him? that's kind of kinky, no wait, why is he thinking that? He shook his head and watched you approach him quickly, sitting on his lap. “What are you doing?”

“Why do you think you can tell me what to do? Are you jealous of me getting all Iwa-chan attention? You know that porcupines have a low attention span.” you smiled wickedly and Oikawa heard Iwaizumi grunting softly ‘that’s not true.’ But Oikawa’s attention was on you sitting on top of him owning the vibe of the room again, he gawked at you with his mouth slightly open. You watched how he stared at you in awe, you raised an eyebrow and he shook his head, trying to gather coherent thoughts. “Get off of me.”

You pouted, “But you didn’t answer my question.”

Oikawa rolled his eyes, now getting more annoyed, he was about to answer but Iwaizumi had to interject. “Yeah, Crappykawa, answer her question.” Oikawa gasped, feeling betrayed by his best friend, he crossed his arms as you stood up from his lap to sit now, to Oikawa’s misfortune, on Iwaizumi’s lap. And his best friend made no sign of being uncomfortable by your behavior so he just groaned at the sight.

“I’m leaving,” he stood up as quickly as possible and walked to the door. He made one last look to the couch where you were sitting with his best friend, he frowned when he saw you laughing at something Iwaizumi said.

“C’mon Tooru, don't go.” he heard Iwaizumi say.

He slammed the door on his way out.

…

“Hajime, you saw his face! He was so mad!” you snarked, Iwaizumi rolled his eyes grinning, hugging you from behind with the two of you sitting on his bed.

“You're such a bad person, he was so uncomfortable.” he put his forehead on your shoulder, snuggled against your neck, and laughed at the memory of his friend frowning at your words and actions. “You showing up when I told you the guys were over? bold.”

“Shut up, you left your math book in my house, maybe you are the one that planned this whole situation…” Iwaizumi snorted and you felt his laugh rumbling against your back. ”You didn't help at all though, he was waiting for you to back him up and you betrayed him.” He suddenly stopped laughing and raised his head, you turned around to look at him and raised your eyebrows, he looked away flushed. “You’re so cute, Hajime.”

“Shut up, take me out on a date first.”

What.

This was your time to blush, he smiled softly and snuggled again against the back part of your neck. What game were you playing with Iwaizumi? You two weren't in a relationship, you two were only friends, right? You weren't on a name basis with every friend you had, you didn't cuddle with every person you knew, and you for sure didn't want to kiss every person who crossed your way, right? “We are just doing platonic cuddling, right?”

Right?

“You're denser than me sometimes,” you laughed at that, you were about to answer but he continued, “Do you want to date me?”

“Wait what, are you kidding me?” You choked on air, “Why are you doing this to me, do you want to give me a heart attack, Hajime?”

“Is that... a negative? Because I mean, we are almost dating at this point, I don't cuddle with anyone else.”

“Shittykawa’s name is anyone else apparently,” you huffed, crossing your arms playfully.

You could recall every time Oikawa sent you a text with an additional picture of him and, in Oikawa’s words, his Iwa-chan snuggling with him on his bed. he wasn't the helpless victim (almost) everyone thought he was.

Iwaizumi fully blushed now, choking with his spit at your words. “No, shut up.”

“Don't give me that face, baby, it's so obvious, you're so obvious.”

“I don't know what you're talking about.” Iwaizumi tried to ignore how the baby part of the sentence went directly to his heart.

A light bulb went off on top of your head. Thoughts were thought and decisions were made, it was indeed the most perfect plan your galaxy big brain could think of.

“Hajime, I have an idea,” you paused, “I like messing with people, y’know?”

“Yes gremlin, I know this very well.”

“We can date,” Iwaizumi’s eyes widened, “just not yet.”

He frowned, “What do you have in mind? Messing with my head?”

“No, I’m thinking about someone taller than you at the moment.”

“Shut the fuck up.”

…

Graduation was near, all of your friend group were eighteen already so big parties were approaching soon with very (not legal) alcohol involved. Matsukawa was already on the mission to convince his very loving mother to let him borrow the house to throw a party for a day. Hanamaki wanted to get some outfits bought before the big day so he dragged you along to buy him lunch.

“You're such a rat, Makki.”

“Shut up, you can try clothes too.” he pouted and grabbed your hand to start walking fast, yanking you along the way.

Hanamaki thought skirts were fun, more when he had people to impress. You were just bored of seeing him trying strawberry dresses and skirts with weird shapes. You rolled your eyes every time he came out from the dressing room with a new skirt and top, he thought he looked amazing, and to be completely honest? It was true but you weren't there to feed his ego. “Stop looking at me like that, I look amazing!” He turned around making the skirt flow around his muscular thighs, a good sight if someone asked you in the spot.

“Why did you drag me here? maybe Oikawa was a better companion for this trip.” you grumbled crossing your arms, Hanamaki grinned widely and laughed. “Why are you laughing?”

“Why do you have beef with Oikawa?” you heard him murmur while he was getting in the dressing room again.

“I don't have beef with Shittykawa, he has beef with me.” you scoffed.

Hanamaki was well aware of the situation you had with Oikawa, it was an ongoing fight that started in the first year of high school, him feeling angry at the first moment he saw you all over hisbest friend, and you feeling irrationally jealous when he got all the attention. it started slowly as occasional comments and looks until escalated to full roasts and mean comments. it was okay for Oikawa until you involved Iwaizumi in the picture, his feelings started developing in ways he didn't even know.

The first time Oikawa felt irrational hate towards you that wasn't related to Iwaizumi was when you got higher grades than him. Oikawa was a smart and top student; he found a way to balance volleyball and His studies by working harder than anybody else in his grade. and there was you, with no need to study hard to get the best grades and you being casually better than him in class. He tried to participate in every occasion in class and even when you were sleeping in class you had the right answer.

The second time he felt absurdly mad at you was when in his birthday party in the second year of high school, the spotlight was taken from him in his fucking birthday because you decided to crash there entertaining all the guests with your charming attitude, a real asshole move if you ask him. feeling let down by his friends was hitting a low blow.

The third and most recent time he felt this nonsensical feeling of hatred for you was in the last official volleyball match Seijoh had against the renewed powerhouse Karasuno High. Oikawa seeing his best friend cry wasn't common but it wasn't a new thing for him, they were best friends after all. But it was a new thing for you, seeing him cry and running towards him instantly after the match was over, almost pushing Oikawa to the floor when he was talking to Iwaizumi to hug him. Oikawa was the one supposed to comfort Iwa-chan on the court? What the fuck you were doing hugging and whispering comforting words on Hajime’s ear? And why the fuck he was hugging you back?

You read this only in fanfiction, enemies to lovers’ kind of situation. you knew your feelings for Iwaizumi were there from the beginning, and what you thought was hatred and the passion for bickering every time you encountered him was maybe… just maybe… something from outer space.

Cheesy AS FUCK, I know.

Not that you were going to mention any piece of that, though.

“Yeah sure, whatever you say.” Hanamaki's voice brought you back into the reality of being in a dressing room with him wearing a fucking skirt.

“Shut up, Makki, this femboy behavior it's turning me on.” he wheezed at your words.

“No, you shut the fuck up, only creampuffs and Matsukawa Issei have the honor of watching me in a skirt at the moment so appreciate the time you spent with me.” you snorted and watched him walk away again to only come back wearing the sweatpants he was wearing when you both first walked into the store.

“You look hot.” he nodded, smirking.

“I know.”

…

“So, you agreed to do what with Iwaizumi?” Matsukawa’s face wasn't helping at all, his furrowed eyebrows analyzing every movement your face made.

“We are going to fake date, yes.”

“But you two are already dating.”

“That's not correct, we like each other but we are not dating.”

“What?” his voice sounded genuinely confused. You knew telling Hanamaki wasn't the problem, it was Matsukawa.

He was the voice of reason, replacing Iwaizumi in this particular case. Hanamaki only questioned how you were going to pull that off without making Oikawa angry because Iwaizumi didn't tell him. The answer was easy, you were going to surprise him by showing up with Iwaizumi hand by hand to the party, the main thing was getting a reaction from Oikawa and then maybe laugh at him or something.

“That is not going to work,” he stated.

“Why?”

He didn't answer your question, “How is Iwaizumi on board with this?”

“I gave him-” he quickly interrupted.

“Nope, I don't need to know.” you snickered. Iwaizumi agreed to cooperate with your dumb plan, he was kind of easy to corruptsometimes.

You wanted to play the ultimate game mind with Oikawa’s head (maybe the last one?) and well, every friend you had (3) thought it was very stupid of you. yes, you and Iwaizumi maybe had feelings for each other, yes it was a recent discovery, but Oikawa’s face when you flirted directly with his best friend in front of him always made you feel some kind of way. Iwaizumi almost every time was part of your antics against Oikawa because he liked doing them too, but there's no way he'll admit that. You noticed how Iwaizumi watched Oikawa in the three years you messed around in their friend group, they were childhood friends after all. It was for sure that their relationship wasn't only arguing and endless love for each other.

Their bond wasn't something you wanted to mess up with, though, you loved their dynamic on and off-court but you couldn't help being jealous of Oikawa and his privilege of being a childhood friend. but thinking how Iwaizumi still chose you after all made you think, can I be greedy?

Oikawa would be surprised if he hears you're dating his best friend? Probably yes. Would that be the perfect ending to the endless beef you had with him? Maybe.

“This is absurd. Why do you have to pretend? Why can you just date Iwaizumi for real?”

“I don't know Mattsun, I haven't thought about that.”

“How do you have good grades?”

“I manifest them.” he rolled his eyes grinning.

It was true though; it was a dumb plan with no reasoning behind it. Why couldn't you tell Oikawa directly that you wanted to date Iwaizumi for real? Did you just feel the need to have his approval for some reason? What was the deal with you pretending, trying to hide the truth? It was worth the five seconds face Oikawa would put on?

“I’m pretty sure Iwaizumi didn't hear the whole idea because this is the stupidest thing I’d ever heard.” he snickered.

“Yeah, maybe I was sucking his dick too hard, y’know, he’s weak for that Gluck Gluck 9000.” you shrugged smirking.

“Fucking disgusting.”

…

are you coming to the party?

how tf I would not go to the party, shittykawa? I was part of the planning

mean Iwa-chan just come over to mattsun’s to do some pregame 🥳🥰

dumbass, omw w y/n

ugh okay.

Oikawa groaned loudly, throwing his phone to the couch next to him, gaining the attention of his two friends in the room. Hanamaki gave him a funny look while Matsukawa just shook his head with amusement.

“Why are both of you looking at me like that?” Oikawa grumbled, mixing drinks angrily.

“Stop whining, you always whine like that when you're texting Iwaizumi,” Hanamaki said, taking a seat next to Matsukawa who slightly snuggled against him. Oikawa stayed silent; the duo knew exactly why he was complaining.

You and Iwaizumi arrived thirty minutes later holding hands, as planned. Oikawa’s surprised face wasn't anywhere in sight, you frowned as you greeted him. On the other hand, Iwaizumi noticed how the smile Oikawa had on his face was one of the fakest he had to provide to the public, he immediately wanted to ask him what was happening but you squeezed his hand, so he shifted his attention to you, again.

You took a seat on the free couch in front of Hanamaki and Matsukawa, Iwaizumi following you still holding your hand.

“God, I hate people.” Oikawa gulped down his mixed drink and turned around, walking to the kitchen alone.

“What?”

“Did you forget the whole show you did walking in holding hands with your lowkey fake lover boy?” Iwaizumi blushed and you raised your eyebrows, unimpressed.

It was unexpected, yeah. Why Oikawa didn't throw a tantrum? It wasn't the anticipated reaction you wanted to see, you only wanted to mess with him a little but got a fake smile instead. Your head was a mess, this feeling wasn't what you were expecting at all, it was wrong and it's not that you felt bad every time you did something wrong against Oikawa but the way his face fell for a second the moment he saw you holding hands with Iwaizumi, and how he fixed it with a fake smile made your stomach churn badly.

“Should I talk to him?”

“You of all people? no.” You crossed your arms, pouting.

Iwaizumi tilted his head looking at you, smiling softly, “Maybe you should, but without trying to rile him up.” The duo shared a look, shrugging at the same time.

“I mean if Iwaizumi says so.” Matsukawa grinned at you, knowingly.

You stood up sighing dramatically, gaining a few giggles from Hanamaki's part. Iwaizumi finally freed your hand giving you a last squeeze and a smile. You walked away slowly until the trio couldn't see you in the hallway.

“Imagine them getting along, that's the dream dude.” Iwaizumi sipped on his drink and didn't realize that the duo went incredibly silent. “What?”

“Both of them? Are you about to have a threesome?” Hanamaki wheezed and Matsukawa grinned widely, seeing how Iwaizumi face flushed.

…

“Oikawa Tooru.”

Oikawa yelped.

“Fuck, don't scare me like that.” You chuckled and walked in, closing the door behind you.

You were about to talk but he started first. “Are you dating Iwa-chan?”

Shit. This was not supposed to go this way.

“No.” It was almost true, though.

“Why did you come holding hands with him then?” He asked lowly, almost letting the jealousy out.

“I wanted to mess with you.” He looked taken aback for a second but regained his composure immediately.

“That's fucked up, even for you.” is he fucking crying? He was sitting on the aisle of the kitchen. You approached carefully.

He made eye contact with you standing in front of him, you looked up because yeah, he was tall. He smiled weakly and a few tears fell getting his skinny blue jeans a wet patch. This whole situation backfired you, he wasn't supposed to break down in front of you because you tried to make him feel bad. He was one of the strongest people you knew, how he was breaking down for a silly joke you planned on him? It wasn't that bad; it wasn't that fucked up as he said.

“Oikawa, I have feelings for Iwaizumi, I just wanted to tease you as I always do, I didn't want to make you cry.”

“You always take all the credit, huh? Do you think I’m crying because you held hands with Iwa-chan? You both always fucking cuddle in front of me,” he scoffed, looking away, “He chose you, there's no chance for me now.”

Suddenly you felt like the worst person in the world, you weren't just taking his best friend from him as a joke, you were taking his, now revealed, love interest.

“I like bickering with you,” you stated.

His eyes widened, “what?”

“It makes me feel good, isn't that weird?”

“Don't you hate me?”

Your features softened, “I never hated you, I just wanted to be you for a moment, being his childhood friend was, a very good advantage.” you admitted, scratching your neck. “And he didn't only choose me, don't be dumb.”

He looked offended, “I don't hate you but don't call me dumb, and, what do you mean?”

“Sorry, it's the habit.” You smiled sheepishly, “Don't you see how he looks at you? Are you even denser than me?”

“I don't see what you see.”

“Yes, maybe that's why you have to use glasses.” He scoffed, shaking his head and smiling.

“Women are not funny.”

“I’ll tell Iwaizumi you said that.” you threatened.

“Please don't, he's going to destroy my bloodline.” You cackled; it was very accurate.

Both of you stayed silent for a minute, just enjoying the quietness of the room and the muffled laughs of the next room. It was weird having a normal conversation with Oikawa, a good weird. You remembered how he was crying a few minutes ago because you snatched his high school sweetheart from him, so, you had an idea.

“Now that you stopped crying those ugly tears, we can have a real talk right now.” that caught his attention, “I would like to date Iwaizumi, and I know for a fact that you want that too,” he nodded slowly, not trusting you at all, “So maybe, if this is not weird for you…” He looked like he was going to jump on top of you if you didn't talk faster. “Maybe, just maybe, we can date him at the same time.”

“What the fuck.” Both of you jumped at the deep voice, you didn't even hear the door opening and Oikawa was very much concentrated hearing what you had to say. “Are you trying to play games with me now, Oikawa?”

You rolled your eyes, “C’mon Hajime, we are on a name basis, remember? do you call Hanamaki, Takahiro?” Iwaizumi looked disgusted, you chuckled. “See? I know you like Oikawa don't play dumb now.” Oikawa looked pale like he was going to faint any second.

Iwaizumi looked terrified too, “Does Iwa-chan... likes me?” you sighed, trying to let them confess their feelings at their own pace.

“Yes, feelings, yes. I tried something and it came out wrong, like me.” you laughed at your joke and the two boys looked at you weirdly. “Oops, sorry, but yeah, maybe we can try this out. We are now going to university in a few months and I can bet my ass that we are going to the same one.”

“I mean, sure, why not.”

…

A few hours later.

“Are they sandwiching Iwaizumi?” Hanamaki leaned on Matsukawa, kind of whisper-screaming in this ear because the music was very loud.

“Yeah, they are indeed, look at them,” the song changed and it was full reggaeton mode grinding on each other song. “oof, poor Iwaizumi, he has to be in charge of two idiots now.”

“For what I see, they're taking good care of the shorty king right there.”

And it looked like that, you were in front of Iwaizumi, kissing his neck with your hands on his lower abdomen and Oikawa was behind him, grinding shamelessly against his ass, kissing the other side of his neck.

“Don't let him hear you say that, Hiro. He's going to destroy your bloodline.”

“I hope he does.”

[ayyyez]

READY TO REQUEST SOME TOBIRAMA CONTENT JUST SAY THE WORD GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF

LMAO ARI YES I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! SOON I PROMISE <3

[obithoes]

JAYYT OBITO SPIT KINK GODDD SUCH A GALAXY BRAIN GRRRR

listen i just call it as i see it

[heauxzenji]

Well girls & gays, and everyone in between- we made it. 1k. I can’t believe it. When I started this little garbage blog, I never thought it would go anywhere... let alone to a thousand people. My outlet for being bored out of my mind and sharing my writing with linkeminded people has been one of the best journeys for me in this wild app on Beyoncé’s Internet. I am beyond grateful! Thank you so much to my followers and my friendos- NONE of this would’ve happened without you! 💕 enough of the fluff I’ll do more gushing over this later, probably with tears in my eyes and eating sushi.

For my 1k event- I present to you.....

Girlcrush week!

You read that right.... week!

For a whole week- we will be celebrating all of our fav volleygirls and how they make us just as weak in the knees as the boys. These ladies are strong, smart, and beautiful- and they definitely probably smell really good AND DESERVE THEIR FLOWERS! And we also all deserve more wlw content let’s be real...

The main Girlcrush Event is outlined as follows:

💌 Love Letters: you’ve got mail! Choose any letters from my fluff alphabet + your favorite gal for fluffy headcanons corresponding to those letters

🍬 Choose Your Own Adventure: Pick any emoji, and choose one of the listed numbers next to it for a surprise themed prompt drabble with the hq gal of your choice!

🌻: choose between 1-50

🌺: choose between 1-20

🌷: choose between 1-20, and then again 1-10

🎶 Take the Aux: Send me a song that makes you think of your hq gf, I’ll come up with a little something something to match.

🎤 Let Daisy DJ: Send me any arbitrary activity with your hq gf, and I’ll make a playlist for you to jam out to! Sweet or Spicy all up to you.

💝 Blind Date: for the first time ever- I AM DOING MATCHUPS! Send me an ask (2 max) about yourself/likes/personality/etc. For a little matchup with the beautiful queens that rule the court.

Also- any fun or festive asks you want to send in! 🥰

Like I mentioned- this is going to run for a WEEK! so this will close Friday, 9/25 at 11:59p PST. I will answer sporadically through the week, but all posts from this event will be tagged #1k crush. Send as many asks as you’d like, you are allowed to participate in more than one event! 😊☺️

I’m gonna write a love letter post- but I have to tag my friends too because I just love them sm and would be literally nowhere without their support and dealing with my bs 😂💕: @ceo-of-daichi @sugawara-sweetheart @super-noya @nonexistent-social-life @crushzone @heyhinata @dinosaurtsukki @mixxfi @k-eijiakaashi @mindninjax @undermattsun @bakatenshii @tedwardos @akasuns @lunarkawa @seijoh-loving-hours @sugardaddykenma @sadwentz @melanimed @cosmic-goddess-leo @haikyuu-pup @haiikyuuns @aogirikeiji @keijisvirgo @watermelonsugawara @stcrryskies @strawberriimilkshake @mrs-kuroojinguji @scorpiosanssexy @kodzu-ken @crushingonsuga @miyangel and so many more I can’t even begin to name! Thank you so much for being on this ride with me ilysm 🥺

Anyway! Let’s get to crushin’! 💕

[souyaf]

HEWWOOO afton!!! i’m doing good today !! i reposted (and fixed it tbh) a fic i did last year for a collab !!! so i’m happy <3 how are you doing?

omggggg look at u go 😩😩😩 the only thing i did today was make ramen and watch tiktok....just been kind of a slow day today i was supposed to write but i never did. WELL THATS A LIE I WROTE LIKE 100 WORDS and now i need to genshin before the server resets 🤒 but i need to get the desire to move

[seita]

can i bark at tendou-nii? he deserves some GOOD bark and WOOF

yes pls bark at our dear tendou-nii ♥️

[itsmattsunshinehere]

Little white lies.

iwaizumi hajime x reader.

☆ it is what it is.

The nth chuckle leaves your lips while Hajime’s phone keeps making sounds in his pocket and the boy snorts once again.

“Maybe we should answer them.” you suggest him while he keeps hir arms tight around your waist, nuzzling his nose into your neck and making you giggle.

“But I don’t want to ruin this moment. I want to keep staying like this forever.” you instantly blush at his words and turn to your new boyfriend to give him a kiss on his lips.

Hajime looks at you with love and you put your head on his chest, enjoying the movement made by his breathing. You find yourself hypnotised by his heart beating fast. After few seconds you get up and face him sitting on his lap, while you blush once again, keeping your arms around his neck.

“You know, you can always stay for dinner and if you’re too tired you can also stay here for the night, we have lots of rooms...” you whisper a little embarrassed and Hajime looks at you surprised.

“Didn’t know the famous Y/n Ushijima was the needy type!” he teases you and you laugh a little, keeping your eyes down and playing with his jersey’s sleeves.

“It’s dark outside, I don’t want you to risk your life...” Hajime gives you another cute laugh and then put his lips on your forehead, kissing you kindly.

“It’s sounds amazing, let me just text my mother.”

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taglist is closed.

[sadwentz]

I’LL SEE YOU IN 40

hello friends! for my very (not really) expected comeback i will be uploading four (4) fics, very self-indulgent to be completely honest with y’all.... not me being seijoh based... i will be posting them s l o w l y, no deadlines for me because i can’t do that to myself.

if you want to be tagged, pls send me an ask <3

m.list

cologne.

summary: suddenly you’re not good enough for him, because he has a girlfriend and you’re just the second choice, as always.

contains: overstimulation, manipulation, hair pulling.

character: oikawa tooru.

domino.

summary: how the mighty fall they said, and they were absolutely correct.

contains: choking, marking, degradation.

character: hanamaki takahiro.

no fun.

summary: you want to try something, and issei it's happy to oblige.

contains: cuckolding, voyeurism, roleplay.

character: matsukawa issei. (ft. guest)

why not?

summary: virgin!iwaizumi has a big realization in the middle of a frat party, he has to get laid tonight.

contains: corruption, thigh riding, praise, biting.

character: iwaizumi hajime.

[kikyozoldyck]

hey sexy

First impression: wow this person really likes booty sweet like a donut Truth is: i keep pictures of pythagoras on hand bc they hit different when im high How old do you look: 14 i think  Have you ever made me laugh: yes omg ur joji simping kills me Have you ever made me mad: yes one time i said ‘guess who’ and you didnt immediately know it was me grrrrr Best feature: ur freckles are very cute  Have I ever had a crush on you: yes !!! youre so hot wtf  You’re my: spanish teacher <3 and also el amor de mi vida