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𝐆𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 -- 𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑨𝑼... (𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝑰𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒕) 𝐏𝐓. 𝟏 

𝐏𝐓. 𝟐: (𝐱)

(𝐰𝐜): 730

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: The creator is reincarnated into the world and everyone goes apeshit.

(𝐀/𝐍): Why do I wanna be a baby so bad... Is it the daddy issues

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): The babies go through life-threatening tests (Seriously, do not give these people your babies), reader gets separated from her mother and the mom doesn’t really care

𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆

    Ever since their beloved creator died, every newborn has to go through tests determine if they are the previous creator reincarnated. This is non-negotiable; the parent will have to serve time if they deny this law, even if the baby doesn’t display features of the creator.

    The first test is their eyes. Their creator has white eyes to distinct them from any other. It isn’t often babies are born with white eyes, so if they do past this test, they are put under immediate watch.

    The second test is based on their ears. The creators ears are pointed, making them resemble an elf. Because of this, pointed ears are highly adored and are a huge beauty standard.

    The last test is completed in segments. They are first placed around the more docile creatures, such as cats, dogs, foxes, squirrels, etc. They will either leave the baby alone or flock toward them. The latter will allow them to continue onto the next phase.     The second part of this phase, they will be placed in the center of a herd of slime. Again, if they flock toward the infant, they will move onto the next phase. For the last part of this phase, they’re offered to a pack of Hillichurl. By this point, their status is practically guaranteed, so the archons will be there to spectate to make sure the baby stays safe.The Hilichurls will either accept or deny the baby.

    If they are accepted, a celebration will be thrown and the baby’s birthday will become a national holiday, celebrated by all. The mother is congratulated for giving birth to their divine creator, but unfortunately, the baby will be moved to a palace and the mother will not come with.

    As compensation, the mother will be given enough funds to live the rest of her life peacefully, but it is unlikely they will see the baby past this point.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚

    You are the most pampered baby in Teyvat. You are treated with the utmost care; anything you even look at will be offered to you immediately.

    The second you cry, someone is there to coddle you and tend to your needs.

    There will always be at least one archon with you. Every week, they will hold a little “ritual” where they sit in a circle and you’re placed in the middle. Whoever you touch first--on your own--will be assigned the role of your protector. They can remove anyone from your general area as they see fit; how much they do this varies on which archon you have chosen.

    Before Nahida came along, you chose Venti the most often, because the others intimidated you. Venti is extremely salty that you choose Nahida most often now and suggested a rule that an archon can’t go twice in a row.

    The others agree fairly quickly, so now whoever protected you before is kicked from the circle.

    There is now a designated nap-time for everyone in Teyvat. Anyone else in Teyvat that needs nap-time will do it when you do. Even if they are unable to nap, they’re required to keep their volume down. Construction can’t be scheduled if it overlaps your nap-time.

    Every month or so, there is an event where you travel through Teyvat and meet everyone you possibly can. You are given toys, food, luxury items, etc. If you were to reject someone openly, they are shunned; the public firmly believes that you are like a cat in the sense that you can predict evil in people. It’s not likely they will stay employed.

    However, anyone you accept will be given amazing opportunities, as they are seen as good luck. They will be given high-paying job offers, contracts with important people, and even a chance to play with you themselves because you’re so fond of them.

    After you’re confirmed as the creator, you’re name becomes very common. For babies, It’s the highest honor to be named after you, as they won’t be close to you otherwise. Not until you’ve reached an independent age.

    Anyone that requests to visit you personally gets a background check. Anyone with a criminal record that may put you in danger is rejected immediately. Because of this, you haven’t met any of the harbringers.

                                                        𓆩♡𓆪