#salemshit

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Drag Queen: You and the blond guy are an amazing couple.

Eddie, a little tipsy, but in all his faculties: Thank you.

Drag Queen: It’s obvious how much you love each other.

Me:

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Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles

Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:

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This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

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What I love about canon bbc Merlin and the fandom is that you can create the most random situations with the most stupid storyline and people might be like “You know what, it makes sense” bc of how weird the script has always been…

I loved us so much.

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Nobody:

The show of the gay wizard and his bisexual soulmate, on a random Tuesday with no updates since it end it on 2012:

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I just know that the residents of BH thought that Eli was somehow the biological son of Stiles AND a Derek at the same time.

People there had seen the craziest shit per week. they just saw that little replica of Stiles running around the station playing hide and seek with the Sheriff while Derek is in work and where like “Yeah, that checks out”.

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Ladys and Gentlebitches:

THEM

The Army of “falling in love of my best friend after having a shitty luck with love”

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No bc there’s something on “dating a really sweet person after realizing you’re bi by then figure out your in love of your best friend” that just be studied bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BECAME EVAN BUCKLEY.

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Buck, at some point after the wedding ceremony: So, everyone, this is Tommy. My boyfriend.

Tommy: Hi

Everyone:

Josh, on the back, holding a champagne bottle while looking at the sky: So you just hate me, then?

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Sometimes “I’m just a girl” means search for 100 time Stiles is push out of the Hale Pack and Sterek angst on AO3 with hopes that there is a new gut-wrenching fanfic waiting for you to end the day crying.

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Tommy: OMG you’re so nervious and insecure about your actions that is sweet, what make you like this?

Buck:

Buckley parents:

Tommy: Oh, so you’re traumatized

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LOOK IM NOT SAYING THAT TIM HAS AN AO3 account BUT WHAT IN THE LIVING F IS THISSSS.

IM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE THOUSANDS OF BUDDIE FICs WHERE EDDIE “CASUALLY” INTERRUPTS BUCKS DATE WITH A POTENTIAL PARTNER WHILE HES ON A DATE WITH HIS BEARD OF THE MOMENT. SO IM GOING TO BE WAITING FOR THE CREDITS WITH THE LINK OF THE FIC YOU BASED THIS EPISODE ON.

Btw, IM SURE THIS EPISODE IS GOING SO DOWN WITH THE Jealous Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) tag.

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Alright but I just need fics where Stiles tells Derek that he loves him and Derek rejects him bc he doesn’t want to be Kate but it’s kinda too mean to Stiles and they stop talking.

Shit comes to BC as always and young Derek appears again but this time old Derek is still on the picture so we have a love triangle that Scott will laughs about for a century:

Young Derek likes Stiles - Stiles likes Older Derek - Older Derek also likes Stiles but he’s not going to do anything abou- IS THAT YOUNG HIMSELF DOING A MAGIC MIKE NUMBER ON STILES?!

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No bc ABC what do you mean with Buck having his first date with a dude while someone chocked him and grabs Eddies balls IN THE SAME EPISODE.

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Me and my Blue-eyed, bubbling ALLYS

Since now she’s my fancast for a future Buddies daughter.

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“My attention?”

“Yeah. I guess so…”

SWETTIE