#salmonposting

[mag200]

how i feel this river rushing through my veins, with nowhere else to go it circles round

oil on panel // ko-fi

[videos-i-didnt-make]

salmon.mp4

[dill-picle]

i drew what i think salmon would make memes about

[ma-39]

[kef-meister]

*gives you a live salmon* why does the internet go up and down instead of side to side?

I think this has to do with active ocean currents, and how naturally buoyant all of our collective data actually is. See, all of our data - or at least mine (EU) to Tumblr (US) travels through the ocean, as seen here:

(© 2023 The New York Times Company)

If you consider the physics of thermal radiation - meaning that hot air tends to travel up, and cold air down - you'll understand that's why the internet goes up and down instead of to side to side: it's full of hot air.

[hacknet]

the fucki g fish are haunting my mind i heard a train inthe distance and thought it was the boss salmonid alert

[dopaminx]

Salmon are the most perfectly hand puppet shaped fish

[waytoocrispybread]

do you guys even see the tragedy in how the birthplace of the sockeye salmon is its grave. i need to be a little fish rn getting killed by god for purposes in the wildlife cycle that i couldnt even begin to imagine. btw

[lyltlethelemur]

Finally recovered from @Trotcon and just in time to show you the logo I made for my local softball team... wish us luck, we play tonight!

#softball #sportslogo #salmon #tshirtdesign

[mag200]

SHAPESHIFT WITH ME

drop a ko-fi if you'd like to support my work

[enviousjam]

I'd like to be a salmon for a bit to see what it's like when they go upstream. I'd also like to be a bear for a bit and experience the joy of catching salmon in my mouth and eating it right there

[s-ublimedyke]

“i’ve changed my mind about salmon. they’re beautiful. i understand that im watching them fuck right now but look at those vibrant colors.”

[chiisana-lion]

fish?

fishe........

[kef-meister]

*gives you a live salmon* you may put it in a bucket if you wish

I will right-click the fish and obtain a Bucket of Salmone. Thank You.

[hacknet]

DAY 1 999 ON BRANDNEW MAP WITH NO DEMOTERS OR GRIZZCO WEAPONS. WOMEN WANT ME FISH FEAR ME!!!!!!!

[givesyoualivesalmon]

Keep it up with the salmonposting, you absolute champion.

*gives you a live salmon* this pleases me