#saltburn funny

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Oliver trips over himself in a rush to open the door for Felix)

Farleigh: You dropped something

Oliver: What?

Farleigh: Your dignity

[freshmoviequotes]

Saltburn (2023)

[sluttyhenley]

Isn't it time you realized that dancing is nothing more than a form of expression or release? There's no need to be formal or cute about it. As a matter of fact I rather feel like expressing myself now. And I could certainly use a release!

FUNNY FACE (1957) // RISKY BUSINESS (1983) // LOVE ACTUALLY (2003) // MAMMA MIA (2008) // EX MACHINA (2014) //FOOTLOOSE (1984) // PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998) // SALTBURN (2023)

[industryhbo]

Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[allthecolorwecannotsee]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[ao3-tags-and-memes]

Today’s tag brought to you by Saltburn.

[thesunoficarus1]

nobody understands media with super dark themes (cannibalism/religion/etc.) like I understand media with super dark themes (cannibalism/religion/etc.)

[planetmarge]

Broke Bike Mountain

[helloimscaredofmyownmortality]

[5sospenguinqueen]

Felix: if I died, how much would you miss me?

Oliver: It’s funny that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[ib3li3v3you]

I been watching this on a loop for so long i feel like im going insane😵‍💫😵‍💫 I need him to whisper “darlin” to me in the most filthy and derogative way imaginable over and over

[quick-catton]

it's seven fucking am. shut the fuck up

[cattons]

overexplanation montage is controversial but i loooove the way oliver’s facade slips when he says “i hated him” .. the scenes used are all shown earlier (during oliver’s polished rendition of events) but we don’t get to see that he’s crying when he watches felix & annabel through the window, or the close-up on his tears when they find felix’s body, or him hugging & kissing the grave marker. u don’t hate him because he’s capricious posh twat u only hate him when you can’t have him. in emerald’s words it’s the most aroused he’s ever been he’s throbbing he’s shaking with desire .. i love you weird purgatory between lust and disgust

[wormswurld]

jacob looks so big??????? LIKE I KNOW HES 6”5 BUT THAT OUTFIT MAKES HIM BIGGER. MY GOD. i would be so scared to be around him. idc how nice and cutie sweetie baby he is i will pass the fuck out. probs throw up. love you jacob ❤️

[endofbeginningarchive]

im thinking... im thinking.... saltburn seeming to believe it's an erotic witty sick and twisted film about class when really its a psychosexual neon-colored faggot tragedy rollercoaster of disordered and down bad behavior is kind of like oliver quick seeming to believe (or at least pretending that) hes possibly some kinda working class hero evil genius mastermind when really hes a deranged horny bisexual freak individual who wanted this one 6'5 guy and his bigass house so bad he ****** his entire family