#saltburn incorrect quote

[5sospenguinqueen]

Felix: if I died, how much would you miss me?

Oliver: It’s funny that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts]

[pinkestpeony]

Jude: Locke died?

Taryn: Yeah.

Jude: He’d do anything for attention.

[veryberryjelly]

bookshop and cafe date with jason todd <3

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

someone headcanoned that jacob elordi is jason todd and i can't get it out of my head .!!.

models in this moodpboard are not any depiction of s/o, just the aesthetic of the photos

[mokkkki]

Regulus: If you died, I'd fuck your grave. James: I knew you'd love that movie. Regulus: What movie?

[manicpixiefelix]

Felix, covered in hickeys and scratches from Y/N but refusing to admit who they're from: I don't kiss and tell.

Farleigh, from across the room: That's literally the only two things you do!

[firemenenthusiast]

"you're gonna cum inside me like a good boy? right farleigh?"

"mm...yes am you're good boy"

this to came to in a dream

was it really a dream or where you maladaptive daydreaming nickel cuz if it really came in a dream i need to know your methods but let’s fucking go @love-me-pls

warnings: fucking sub!farleigh stupid 🥰

there’s something about farleigh being so much bigger than you, yet when it comes to sex, he submits to you like a slave submitting to their master. it gets you so, so wet knowing that you could be bouncing on his cock, so big and full, palms pushing down on his chest and he would become a dumb, blabbering mess that all that is coming out of his mouth is a flood of thank you’s. he can’t help it really, he’s just so thankful that you’re letting him sink his weeping cock into your perfectly tight pussy whenever he gets so hard just by watching you undress after a long day. like a pet puppy, his eyes glossy and doe-like, watching you do anything you want to him, his usual bratty attitude all reduced to whiny moans and whimpering mess. he’s pathetic underneath you, but boy doesn’t he look the cutest, especially when he starts crying from overstimulation. if only everyone in oxford knows that farleigh start, the class bitch, so arrogant with his insufferable demeanour, fucking cries when he feels the warm walls of your pussy hugging him so nice, you make him feel so good that he thinks he should be grateful. and he’s right, he should be grateful that you’re so much as even let him touch you, let alone let him fuck you as hard as he wants.

“doing so good f’me farleigh, cock feels s’nice” you coo at him, soft tits pressed up against his chest as his hips thrusts his hard cock so deep into you. he has his arms wrapped all around you,struggling to settle on just one curve on your body, desperate to feel and hold every part of you. his cheeks looks so flushed, a tinge of red displaying across his cheeks, spreading towards the tip of his nose and even his ears. the position that the both of you are in right now makes you look attached to him, as your sweaty skins cling onto each other, the slapping noises pornographic. he looks as if he’s gonna cry, but he’s trying so hard holding back the tears, making his eyes wide and watery. the view of you, fucked out in pleasure in front of him rushes blood towards his cock, forcing out broken out moans as he feels his cock that’s already so hard, gets even harder that it’s painful.

his mouth agape, tongue almost lolling out past his lips that it makes him look like you’ve fucked him stupid. since your first lick on his dripping cock, your tongue against his tip as he cums the first time, until now, he hasn’t lifted his eyes off you, even for a second. he’s eager to watch you take your next moves, anticipating the pleasure you’re gonna give him again and again, until he’s out of cum to shoot out. your dainty fingers are smoothing over his cheeks, soft and hot as your hands cup his jaw. he’s humming, small whimpers escaping his lips as quick as he’s ripping his eyes off you for the first time tonight to look down to his crotch, where his cock disappears past your puffy soaked folds, into your pussy.

“are you a good boy for me farleigh ?” his breath pushing hard against his chest at your words, his length stretching you out so good making you arch your back, pushing your tits into his face. he’s nodding into your chest as he tries to respond before moaning at the sudden squeeze of your walls down his shaft.

“mm’good, so good- gonna be good yes” is all he manages to let out, a jumble of words mumbled on his lips. the twitch of his cock inside you tells you that he’s gonna cum again, and you have no plans to deny him of that. he’s already doing such a good job of not cumming the second you sink onto him.

“be a good boy for me farleigh, cum in me. fill me up, baby” your tone gentle and endearing, encouraging him to fasten his thrusts. his hips are moving in erratic pace, sloppy and frantic from the urge to just burst. he’s thankful again, eyes shut as his arms snake tighter around your body, pulling you in closer in his embrace out of love, but also so your body stays in place as he fucks into you. he’s moaning, strings of nonsense mumbles drips down his lips

“what’s that hm ? you’re gonna cum inside like a good boy, right farleigh ?” you try to edge him on, as his face is tilted towards yours, his chin pressing into your collarbone, both your faces being cupped together

“yes, mmh— am your good boy, gunna cum in you, needa cum in you” his lips are barely letting his words pass through, as they all sounds bit mumbled. he feels like biting on it to supress his pathetic whines. his own body bouncing on the mattress makes him hold onto you dearly, his brown curls sticking onto his and your sweaty faces.

“you’re such a good boy, farleigh. you’re my good boy”

“fucking cum in me, go on, fucking cum in- aahh—!”

before you could even finish your words you feel his one last hard thrust, his swollen tip hitting your cervix before warm sticky white fills you up to the brim, so warm, so deep, so full <3

[strawberrycarat]

We got daddy issues

Daddy issues

Chaos junkie

Mommy issues

More daddy issues

Obnoxious asshole issues

Then you… you seem kind of weirdly self-actualised

[plathfiles]

Farleigh: Who wrote The Great Gatsby?

Y/n: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Felix: Why are you saying fuck Scott Fitzgerald?

[island-in-the-shadows]

I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you'd be happy with a nice posh girl? No way, baby! I'm it.

- Oliver Quick, probably.

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Oliver trips over himself in a rush to open the door for Felix)

Farleigh: You dropped something

Oliver: What?

Farleigh: Your dignity

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts part 3]

[starchasersunseeker]

The interaction I just had with my sister as Reg and Siri

Siri *on the phone, 'murder on the dance floor' playing*

Reg "did you watch Saltburn? Because of the song, it reminded me of it"

Siri "no because it's disgusting"

Reg "i found it hilarious and there are only like 3 scenes that are 'disgusting'"

Siri "you're weird"

Reg "sure, but it's really not that bad, like it's just those 3 scenes that are 'disgusting' but I found the movie hilarious it was so fun. And how would you even know 'the whole movie is disgusting' if you didn't watch it?"

Siri "because I watched reviews on it and they were detailed about how disgusting it is"

Reg "it really isn't that bad, quite fun really" *walks out of Siri's room*

Yeah as a side note, damn normies get freaked out easily hahaha

I genuinely found Saltburn so funny?? Like it was hilarious!! I had so much fun the entire time 😂

Also the conversation obviously didn't happen in English so if anything sounds weird like the phrasing or anything, it's basically because I already talk weird and over explain myself to the point when this gets translated it sounds even worse haha

Also obviously the conversation is a bit off, didn't happen *exactly* like this but yknow something like this {my memory is trash plus it wasn't in English}

[siriuslystargazing]

POV: Remus checking in on Sirius on house arrest

please watch Saltburn its good, in a weird Avant guarde way... yeah you can't deny that Sirius didn't do this

[manicpixiefelix]

Oliver: What's it called when a woman fakes an orgasm?

Elspeth: Professional courtesy.

Farleigh: Pity.

[firemenenthusiast]

*saltburn quarantine au*

felix: why the FUCK do they keep sending these- *reads package label* ‘PrimaDonna Salon’ stuff its the third time this month

farleigh: *standing very still from a distance* that would be me