#sam has an island of prehistoric species and makes sure no one knows for a year

[getreadytosmash]

I've been thinking lately about how exactly the Smashers earn their cash and shit lately and these are the ideas I've been brainstorming, though all of them are pretty connected and at the same time so keep that in mind;

Hulk earns a paycheck from being an Avenger that supported him and Rick pretty well but...became a lot harder when he suddenly has an entire family of hulks to provide for.

The team also gets some paychecks from SHIELD in return for doing missions for them, this is kinda their main way since all of them can take on team missions or individual missions.

Then there's the other key way, Rick sells a lot of merch and generally it varies a lot. You got stickers, plushies, Devil themed stuff and clothing from all of the team. I'm leaving this one a bit general since there's a lot I could say tbh and more open for you to imagine?? aka im lazy

Rick also does some bonus content, u know how creators often will have on patreon and stuff, i guess these ones would be like,,,requests?? slightly more personal Q and As'? Hm,,,

Now the REAL cash cow is Samuel.

He makes a LOT of shit okay, like,,,,if you pay enough, you can request him to try out certain shit and like. He WILL do it, it's such a fucking open world and I LOVE the idea of what Tiktok or tumblr could pay Samuel to do, it's so chaotic and beloved.

U want working furry ears or a tail? He has you. Coding shit? he got u. Medical science thats a lil fucked up but where else can you get it because the government is a fucked system??? He HAS you.

Listen, when you have a muse who used to be a supervillain, it just makes sense that he does absolutely anything possible that lets me have so much fun.

Lingerie and sec toy stuff,,,is also a thing Samuel sells. Ya.

.......After watching prehistoic planet, I am making it canon; Samuel 10000% Gets a secret island and basically spends 8 months slowly creating habitats and as many prehistoric species as possible. It's madness. He's done something TERRIBLE and as long as no one knows, he's perfectly fine and will carry on adoring all his dinos and other species.

.....it takes a year before anyone finds out.