#sam o'nella posting

[mysweetestobsessions]

chat

chat sam o'nella's birthday is today apparently

errmmm

happy birthday to that fucker/pos

just look at him and his stupid fucking face

maybe i'll draw something later

[forthedancingandthethriving]

The Penguin War

Mario has had it up to here with the penguins always getting lost and him having to take do on bullshit quests to get them back. So, what does he do? Start a war against them alongside roping several of his friends into it. Surely they'll win!

(They won't.)

[paradoxlemonade]

WHAT'S THIS? SAM O'NELLA ACADEMY WITH A STEEL CHAIR?

[cyllenity]

WHO LET THEM COOK,⁉️

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Looking back to the two year period where I was waiting on both of them like lovers off fighting in the war, its insane to think DWK came back before Sam O Nella

[theelispace]

Eli. I just want u to know that i hope your okay. And that i am here for you.

Just had a great day today that went down in history.

Oh?

What happened today?

[kezmaggot]

im looking for super cool friends!!!

PRONOUNS 🦇 he/she/any

my interests are MLP, south park franchise, ALL TYPES OF MUSIC!!, alternative fashion, RDR2, palaeontology, rick and morty, spongebob, beavis and butthead, nd a few animes i cant think of

ill try to mostly post emo/scene/metal/new wave/goth related content as well as random rambling

i LOVE metal!!! but i listen to other stuff too!!:

slipknot, MCR, PTV, sleeping with sirens, mud vayne, korn, deftones, SOAD, portishead, hole, NIN, fountains of wayne, three day grace, green day, MSI, LIMP BIZKIT💚💚 and tons more :3

i LOVE youtubers like markiplier, LDShadowlady, snake discovery, Sam O'nella, lindsay nikole, and Kidology ^^

DMS R OPEN LETS BE FRIENDS(㇏(•̀ᵥ_ᵥ•́)ノ)‼️‼️

[wxnheart]

*Dry heaves and coughs this up exactly like 4:22 in that one sam o'nella tanzler video* (in case link dies and people don't know what the fuck I'm talking about)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks219IgrXhM

In the realm of wish fulfillment fantasy there is nothing saying Rogal Dorns cock isn't thick. Not painfully so but magically whatever the exact measurements are needed for it to be deliciously filling without being painful. (and that is with him being bigger than any human man). His thrusts fit his personality too (because that makes sense, shh). I imagine him not actually being fast and rough - anywhere from slow to maybe slightly fatser than average, probably somewhere in between, but very deep and thorough, just like he is with his duty, and deliciously filling. The kind where he's not technically doing "much" but it's an exponential pleasure coming from that girth - again magically the exact size needed to be extremely filling but not painful- that fill, those thorough yet gentle movements and his abdomen against your clit. Getting spooned by this man would also be amazing. Getting spooned by any primarch would be with something this large protecting you, but Dorn with all his focus on fortifications especially so. I see fanfics portray him as kissing the readers neck, I like that, would feel good. The level of dominance can be whatever you desire, maybe he's raw dogging you and blowing your back out, maybe the above happens with him moaning and panting into your shoulder while you pull his hair and call him a good boy, whatever you want.

If only he wasn't emotionally retarded.

-🟩

I think a more apt saying when thinking of Dorn is "Still waters run deep". He's someone who feels very strongly and passionately, and sex is arguably when he's at his most passionate. He demonstrates his love through action more than words, and what better way to show his affection than through firm kisses and his body intertwined with yours?

Do I think he's a vocal lover? Depends.

Do I think he has moments where his lovemaking is desperate and longing? Oh, absolutely.

A headcanon that I have is that immediately after sex, while you're panting and coming down from the high of your orgasm, Dorn will simply stare and take everything in. He thinks you're a marvel to behold post-coitus, and without saying a word, he'll swoop down and kiss you. It isn't firm like his kisses usually are. It's gentle. Reassuring. Loving.

[neptuniadoesstuff]

Uhhhh Another Doodle Hell Thing (Part 08?)

(I have taken this series way too seriously. I need help)

(CW/TW: Bl00d, Severed eyes on Scythe, & GuN)

A random/short installment of a series that I should prob put on a major hiatus now & maybe cann it for a while. (Listen, why did I make this series in the first place? Clout? Personally, idk.)

Anyways here's a list of them ig:

1-1:

A Sam o'Nella reference. (Of course JJ being a somewhat stereotypical Florida man takes out a g u n )

(JJ is mine)

2-1 (Bl00d & Severed Eyes):

Gerald but he's possessed by Mesmer. Guess you can call him "Mesmer!Gerald" now.

(Geralf belongs to Al. Also Gerald is a ASGD au of one of their OCs)

3-1:

I can't draw stick men for the life of me. :') But yeh this is just yur average interaction between Malice (Red Guy) & Harmona (Blue Guy). (Also another reference to Sam o'Nella)

(Malice belongs to Al & Harmona belongs to me)

4-1:

This is me after I make this whole thing. (Not literally but still)

5-1:

Uh just the last image & possibly what Korin will look like but idk I just drew this out of complete boredom & also bcs I h8 myself /hj

(OC belongs to Al but idfrk man. I mean this is a ASGD AU of one of their OCs who's a Fish Man)

Anyways I hope you enjoy THIS TRASH! Or not. I don't care. I wanna make proper content now. (Bcs I will h8 myself if I dont & my brain s stoopid-)

Character Credits are on top.

Art is mine. (Like literally it is.... YOU GOOFUSES BETTER NOT STEAL MY ART BCS MY WATERMARK IS FRIKIN EVERYWHERE NOW!)

Program: IbIsPaInT x

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my blog's pinned post clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PLEASE CREDIT ME!

[soyhasmcaamp]

Y'all know that one person that is so blatantly ignorant and seemingly resistant to reasoning and logical arguments that you just want to hit them in the head with a brik and scream at them that they're a stupid fucking ignorant asshole? Like, you try to argue with them and tell them why what they're doing/saying is wrong and they just answer with "alright and?" "Skill issue" "womp womp" "idc" no. Shut the fuck up. You do not have the basic human right to an opinion or to even speak with anyone. To quote Sam o'nella here: "I just wanna mash [their] head into a running waffle maker like heh, isn't that IRONIC?! Push [them] out of a seven four seven, 'hey why didn't you shoot yourself when you had the chance? GET IT-" because I think it fits how I feel about that certain person.

THEY want my bf, who didn't do anything wrong btw, to stop "stalking" their current girlfriends aka watching her stories, even though SHE did that EXACT SAME THING! But ofc when their gf does it it's fine bc me and my bf are the antagonists here.

Btw since I don't like posting two posts right after one another, I don't understand why people are so against bra straps showing. "Uh, your bra is showing." Ok and? It's hot. The shirt doesn't even have to be like falling off the shoulder or anything, just the strap is farther up the shoulder than the shirt. I swear I see a woman with her bra strap showing and I start acting like a damn dog, respectfully ofc bc we respect people in this house, but OH MY GAHD- I be falling over, be having that comical anime nose bleed and heart eyes. I love women.

Edit: I only just now realized I didn't finish spelling heart ups :^

[luidilovins]

fuck dreams face reveal sam o'nella just posted his first youtube vid in three years

[lethal-liability]

SAM O'NELLA ACADEMY POSTED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS CAN I GET A YEEHAW?

[steaktrap]

sam o'nella posting and dream face reveal? what a day

[bigoldtrashbin]

SAM O'NELLA POSTED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[minttey]

yall sam o'nella posted a new video

[someonesomewheredown]

Important news everyone Sam O'Nella Academy posted a new video