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mysweetestobsessions · 6 months

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chat sam o'nella's birthday is today apparently

errmmm

happy birthday to that fucker/pos

just look at him and his stupid fucking face

maybe i'll draw something later

#sam o'nella #sam o'nella academy #mm big ears #happy birthday #...fuckstain #i hope daddy sam posts again soon #THE LAST TAG WAS SATIRE #anyway

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yourfavesaysfag · 1 month

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Black Leg Sanji from One Piece says fag!

#posting him with the marimo because we know our audience #also not using his last name in the post because we have some RESPECT gjcjfjf but we will tag it #your fave #your fave says fag #satire blog #black leg sanji #sanji one piece #vinsmoke sanji #one piece #f slur #f slur tw #mod Branch

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auguste-marmonts-only-fan · 3 months

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POV: me, scheming about how much Marmont content I will release upon the unsuspecting Napoleonic community

#napoleonic era #napoleon #auguste de marmont #napoleonic wars #marmont #auguste marmont #im losing my damn mind #history memes #memes #satire #jokes #its over for yall #just you wait....when i get the motivation to draw #ITS SO OVER FOR YALL 😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥#😈😈😈#im the antagonist of Napoleonic tumblr #also has anyone noticed the strange rise of Marmont content in the last couple of weeks???#and its pretty much all positive?#like im not complaining 😈#but its a little weird....it went from NO MARMONT to A LITTLE BIT OF MARMONT #shit i accidentally made a Mambo no.5 reference 💀#my phone is just pictures of paragraphs from his memoirs that i will ONE DAY make into actual blog posts #marmont shitposting #my bbg <3 #hes so ugly te-he-he 🤭#i should just shut up #wow thats a lot of tags #maybe i should stop tagging #nah #im good

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bluebellhairpin · 8 months

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I write cannibalism and murder into my fanfics so I am a cannibal and a murderer. No one is safe near me lest I get confused about what is fiction and what is reality. Lock me up I am sick and twisted.

#this is mostly satire btw. if it offends you. i dont really care.#if u dont know what im talking about. dont worry.#if you think its funny. i also do.#i make poor jokes. it happens #but fr with dc there are lines i wouldnt cross. but with fanfic (NOT REAL) i am all for eating people and burtal murder #however would i do that irl? literally never. the thought makes me feel physically ill. in fanfic? there is a thrill.#i might talk about it woth my therapists later this week who knows. but either u understand whats real and fake or y dont #and we had a very good reminder this last week of all the people who cant do that very well #like yeah hearing about it was shocking. if i came across it on my dash though i wouldnt have thought twice about it #i wouldve kept scrolling. maybe blocked the tags. but imo this has all been blown very far out of proportion lol #like drop it fr. we're all better off not having to think about it anymore #lemme write about murdering people who wanna fuck my fictional husband and then eat them with him

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pist0le · 4 days

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curlign up into. a ball rn

#⸸RuHIG #im so cute. coded #tjat last tag was satire

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pop-roxs · 1 year

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so im realizing that i accidentally got adopted by some kpop fans who're in a big friend group(but im only mooties w a few) and so um hi guys yeahh i know all about kpop whens the next txt album dropping?!

#water posts #HAUIDYGHSJFIUYGHBJF #LAST PART IS SATIRE BTW IM NOT INTO KPOP #id rather listen to some cephalopods sing in some fake language #im listening to the deep cut concert rn #i love shivers voice #sorry i spoke too much abt my hyperfixations in the tags again

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juhanis-litterbox · 2 months

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Imagine: biden tenderly caring for Trump's wounds and fussing over him as trump pretends like he is annoyed and doesnt need it.

#posts by me #im sorry im so afraid of tagging this because i dont want strangers to see me like thissssssss #rpf #trumden #thats their new tag because the last one i used had actual posts in it and i felt bad for polluting #also this is satire if case any of you were scared for me i promise im not like this genuineky

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afterartist · 1 year

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Reblog with the reasons why I’m curious lmao

#sans #sans au #undertale #undertale au #sans aus #my aus #my undertale au #barrierfall #spoketale #idletale #furcatetale #Climatetale #helicaltale #also I bet none of y’all can actually guess which one my favourite is #yeah I’m bad parent- I have favourite children- hush #that last tag was satire plz

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i-was-bored-so-this-happened · 1 year

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I keep getting into conversations with people about Hozier and they keep talking about how Irish his new music is and I keep being unable to stop myself from talking about Eat Your Young and how it is very much based on A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift which I was studying and writing essays on when Hozier released that song

#i went. fucking feral last st patricks day #i see a lot of interpretations talking about oral sex NO IT'S ABOUT IRELAND #must be clear the former is not angry capitals it is enthusiastic capitals #it's based on a wonderfully intense satire about english exploitation of ireland!!!#THAT I WAS STUDYING WHEN THE SONG RELEASED #i need a music tag #hozier

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pr3ttyboyswxgs · 2 years

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i think the reason i can’t read real books anymore is because y’all fanfic writers gon do it better every time

#why tf would i read the bible when there’s a fic with the same dynamic between two characters as jesus and satan but with homosexual tension #THE LAST TAG WAS SATIRE I PROMISE PLEASE DONT KILL ME #swxgs speaks

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madamplague · 7 months

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MCYT content farms try not to make serious topics into clickbait/drama videos challenge

*IMPOSSIBLE*

#This video is structured like the rest of their content #where there will be HUGE RED LETTERS ON THE THUMBNAIL!!!!#AND THE STREAMER WILL LOOK SAD O:!!!!#my last tags are satire #but my point stands #also wilbursoot fans dni #tw da #tw abuse #tw domestic abuse

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daughterofsarenrae · 11 months

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fajsdlkfjslkfjsdlkfj my dad is upset with my bc he just discovered kill la kill and i told him i watched it in like high school and apparently i should've recommended it to him back then

#in hindsight yeah he loves satire #but at the time i was like. oh my god im going to get in trouble bc of the fanservice in this show JLKFJLKDJF #LISTEN. my dad is a weeb. he cannot help this.#anyways congrats to him for making me think about klk for the first time in YEARS #also for fucking calling me out for having been obsessed with ryuko #like yeah she DOES fit into my favorite genre of character. u know me so well #man it is an experience being the age i am now and talking to my dad. last time we talked on the phone he dropped the f bomb #and i was like. HOLY SHIT am i like. allowed to curse around u now. have i officially grown out of not being allowed to say Bad Words.#bc hoo boy brace urself <3 #anyways i love my dad. i miss him. i am sosososososossososo excited and impatient for the (HOPEFUL. FINGERS CROSSED) trip we might take soo #im not going to say where bc i dont want to jinx it. but oh my god if it happens i am literally NEVER going to shut up about it #ANYWAYS #bel speaks #happiest day of my dad's life was me starting to take japanese. so that i could tell him how to say this one line from godzilla #he's obsessed with godzilla. that's his blorbo #now im just ranting about my dad in the tags. post over everyone go home

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fideidefenswhore · 2 years

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Many who knew Henry well seem to have responded to him not just with awe, but with affection. Charles Brandon was, in 1509, just an esquire in the old king's funeral procession, but he rose to become duke of Suffolk on the basis of friendship with Henry, and ended as his brother-in-law. Thomas Cranmer, for whom the king caused many difficulties, held his hand as he lay dying, and seems to have mourned him sincerely. More remarkably, his discarded wives could still speak of him with devotion. Katherine of Aragon wrote in her last letter to him, 'Lastly, I make this vow, that mine eyes desire you above all things.' Anne Boleyn, on the scaffold, said to the crowd, 'I pray God save the king and send him long to reign over you, for a gentler nor a more merciful prince was there never, and to me he was ever a good, a gentle, and sovereign lord.' Anne of Cleves, often to be held to be the lucky one who escaped his clutches without harm, remained his friend for the rest of his life. These levels of attachment should warn us not to make easy assumptions.

Tudor England: A History, Lucy Wooding

#lucy wooding #ok so... a lot to unpack here and please no one reblog this to add stuff before reading my tags lol #bcus i don't entirely agree here but i do think she makes some salient points; and im going to get into it #1) so the example of catherine and AB...setting aside the debated veracity of catherine's letter #(and you can set it aside #she could make this argument different primary sources and it would still stand #like when catherine was informed henry married anne she literally refused to believe it. she said in his great wisdom he would #never do such a thing. so there is a degree of hero-worship even years into her exile and repudiation)#you can't really ignore the circumstances #which is that they have survivors they're leaving behind and they knew that and it would ultimately ; inevitably factor into what they #chose to be their last words....#that being said i don't think you can dismiss them as mere sycophancy / appeal to his better nature either #because last words were considered and are still considered; sacrosanct #it's not a time to lie or even equivocate the truth #i always think of starkey's line for anne's: knowing anne one might suspect satire but the moment was too serious for that'#and i would agree with that #i think it was all bound together: 1) an appeal for elizabeth's welfare and 2) a truth in part #or a truth that had been rather* . she does . maybe more significantly than has been recognized. use the past tense here #he must have been that to her for some period of time #when he stopped being so has been debated by historians ever since #he never was; or right after their marriage #or immediately after elizabeth was born. or immediately after her first miscarriage. or second . etc #anyway so tl; dr while i don't think it's quite as simple as what she's outline here and there are facets to all of the above #i do agree with the general thrust of what she's saying here #which is that...you know. henry was admired and loved by some very admirable people #so there must have been things to love about him #much as that is hard to reconcile with what we know about him and what he did.#that has to be acknowledged and given weight if our understanding of this era and court is ever #to be worth half a salt.

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neverheardnothing · 1 year

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took a dangerous day trip 😱

#teresa talks #white girl in danger #spoiler warning for the rest of the tags #i do really appreciate the last half hour for those with no brain cells (me)#but also at the same time i think that most of it wouldve been best left to the audience to figure out themselves #not that i could ever get more than 50% of that myself #james jackson jr kills it tho #idk even in that last half hour mrj seems aware of the issues with the show #like when the self insert says maybe he made a mistake continuing the show after the battle or the election or #like the centering myself song is still in the show despite the song #i guess that messiness is intentional?#regardless it's a lot i got lost a bit sometimes #the lesbian song is hmm. what is the joke here? the existence of lesbians?#like when i went latoya and molly laughed through an entire verse #like exile in gayville is satirizing the nyc gay dating scene #but this kinda seemed just in there for shock value #no one puts lesbians in anything anymore? i guess yeah but i am not sure if this gag is helping #act 2 def a bit more of a hot mess than 1

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frecht · 1 year

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i really enjoy sending books to the book channel in my school friends' discord server even though the friend most likely to take my recs left it (suffice to say there was. some drama. mostly surrounding the friend who made the server's absolutely INSUFFERABLE boyfriend) and the other 3 people remaining are 1. the insufferable boyfriend in question who doesn't read anything except for very popular manga (which he then sends to the server as if no one's heard of them before. even though even i have (and i know very little about anime & manga)) 2. an english major who i have not seen read for fun the whole year ive known her and 3. another person who i have not seen read for fun at all

#and yet i continue to send literary satire sci fi novels and weird middle grade fantasies as if any of them will heed my recs...#i also like sending weird/niche/acquired taste songs to the music channel even though no one else will listen to them #literally even when it is a song that im certain one of them will like and i tag her to say i think she'll like it she didn't listen to it.#so.#i have a lot of complex feelings on those 2. (the ones that are dating)#not to vent but like. they complain about drama and then literally inject themselves into seemingly every single drama that happens #and the longer they continue dating the more annoying & also flaky she gets!!! i really liked spending time w her last fall!!#but no longer...#and we're roommates next year so. we'll see how that goes :/#talkin #reading tag

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hekin-pnk · 2 years

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[03/03/21] "no encores"

I was supposed to be working but made this instead. Guess my motivation is at it's best when I'm either at school or work (motivation for art, that is)

I also made stickers of this - didn't distribute any of them though. Might be once day but sometimes happiness lies in cradling merchandise in your arms - merchandise you made all by yourself!

#pokemon #piers pokemon #sword shield #galar #is this the reason why I'm unemployed now?#the last tag was satire I promise

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