#samclumsy

[ghostlyplacetobe]

I'm going back to Minecraft 1.1 wish me luck

Have fun in the 1.1 version of minecraft, tell me how it goes

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

Can you draw my south park fractured but whole oc?

one catboy coming up

[friendlystarfruit]

Can you draw my oc I adopted from nie_noo on toyhouse

hope this is ok and I love your goat oc c= the art is yours to do whatever you want

[user-boxer]

Can I use to userboxes in my rule page if I credit you?

Yes of course! thank you for asking :)

[peiro-usagi-art]

Oh I have this idea for a while

You know my oc you know the cat with a mask I was wondering if you could draw them looking disappointed. And make it look like an anti piracy screen and have the text say: Piracy is no fairytale.

It's on YouTube if your wondering what it looks anti piracy screens look like

this was really fun to do hope you like it! :o)

[beatrice-reden-official]

I remember when a homosexual man told me I was not a real man because I was a pansexual trans man this was before I turned pangender.

I never felt so depressed before

They were just being a jerk, fuck them, you are valid, no matter what anyone says, pansexuals are valid, and pangenders are super valid too!!

[riop24]

Free Weirdcore/Dreamcore Adoptions 5!

If you would like to adopt one of these lovely ocs, send me a question telling me who you want! And then you have a cute new weirdcore oc! Have fun! Oh, and if some reason you can’t send a question, just DM me the one you want! :)

(CLOSED) Bethel (Owner: @soupnspace)

(CLOSED) Eden (Owner: @prettybillycore)

(CLOSED) Rail (Owner: @lunaglitchercc)

(CLOSED) ??? (Owner: @samclumsy)

(When you adopt someone, I will DM you a picture with a transparent background)

[xvx-lucifer-is-a-cat]

Here's some free for trade adopts

You may trade ocs or art in return for one or two of these beans with bases curtisy of furvilla and designs cutisy of mwa

Each comes with a standard ref (made via a base) I will fill out for you

If you don't have anything to trade let me know custom adopts are open and I'm more then happy and willing to design something for you but there will be limited slots

(make Shure ur askbox is open so i may send the u watermarked Chibis and the refs)

UPDATE: also comes with optional icon images drawn by me wit no bases!!!

Custom adopt slots

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Adopt status:

Arora huskey is still available

Half strawberry half foxglove rabbit is taken by @peepaw-william-says and is no longer available

Freak show monster dog is still available

Selestial kitsunae is taken by @scourgkinnie and is no longer available

Burgundy cat is still available

No need to read but here's some extra things!

Stuff I'm looking for that isn't required for oc trades but if u have one of these bois ur not using I'd except that trade in a heart beat just sayin

Skullie

Cerberus

Possum

Cheshire cat

Moth

Owl

K9

Art trade requests!

A drawing of my fursona ari (artistic liberty)

A drawing of one of my ocs (artistic liberty)

Pride art for my fursona

A drawing of cricket adorably snoozeing

A drawing of Solomon hanging out a car window like a dog

Cute little emote drawings sort of like telegram stickers this can be of any oc you choose of mine looking for six but obviously u don't have to do all six just one or two (also I will provide a homemade base of the sticker emotes I would like)

If you decide to make more then two or even all six I will throw In some extra stuff for u to revive for being so nice!

Ok this is more so fanart for a freind of mine but if you could draw Solomon in a trenchcoat with bat on top with Solomon saying that bat likes to feel tall that would be awesome and I'll include some extra stuff for ya

Anny art for my mutral friends is much apricated and you get extra reward stuffs

Extra rewards if you've gone above and beyond are 3 things you can choose out of this lot

Extra adopt

Unused oc

Custom adopt

Free commission/art request (sfw only also I'm not good at drawing humans)

Icon art

Banner art

Pride art

Custom haoticat

Tagging some of my mutuals aka my online friendos!

@scourgkinnie @draconiclynx @dr-finn

@peiro-usagi @penny-in-a-robe @samclumsy @jellybud @angrygremlin840 @peepaw-william-says @lemonademoss @thedorfmirrin

References: https://arifolfxvx.tumblr.com/post/692608593547198464/hi-update-riley-and-axel-are-no-longer-alt-sonas

Base for telegram stickers:

[ariyyyy]

@samclumsy I can't do private messaging but I can answer

Do you maybe have any other angles of the dragon a full body or ref maybe?

Also I really like the last one

As for ocs I could trade idk if these count but these are old adopts no one picked up

[fluffytimearts]

Art request by @samclumsy of a adopt oc they have :)

[ghostlyplacetobe]

Yelp I just started venting on my blog

We are also having people vent to us here too so let it out hun, what is bothering you? We will try and help you feel better

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

Can you draw my oc I made in South park stick of truth

Credit to the creators of South park for the image

[dearest-painter]

@samclumsy okay head cannon times!!!

Darkiplier headcannons

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior,unhealthy relationship, abusive relationship,abusive behavior,changing faces or places in the gif and a bit of flashing colors,manipulating,THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

•Dark is a man known of Rage and anger

•but once you? The new ego known as the love Ego came along? Oh boy,his world is upside down

•Now it kinda does depend on who’s ego you are

•If you were Mark’s Ego he’s going to lie about everyone except Yandereiplier and Wilford,he kinda trust them

•Beside you 24/7 even if you don’t realize it at all,maybe your thoughts are right about someone in the shadows

•It’s known you can fall in love easily but are taken advantage of and heartbroken fast so Dark used this to his advantage

•He did everything to make you fall in love and once he did He confessed

•He made you think that this relationship is normal and he never made you think other wise

“My darling,I am the only one who is true”

•If you are anyone else it’s the same

•YOU HAVE NO SPACE!

•He kinda manipulated you into living in his own personal home

•He made sure he never let you believe or think something is wrong he’s making sure you feel bad about that thought

• “What did I do!? All I did was love you!”

•He never lets anyone see or talk to you

“You are only mine!”

[peiro-usagi-art]

Can you draw the FlipNote Frog coming out of DSI?

And can I use it as a background thanks

This is my last request so I don't annoy you by any chance.

If I am I highly apologize for it

a frog

[neon-skeleton99]

Finally done the art request for @samclumsy

(art requests: closed!)

[theyanderespecialist]

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@samclumsy

I tagged 440 of my posts in 2022

Only 43% of my posts had no tags

#youtube - 210 posts

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#reader - 92 posts

#yandere headcanons - 80 posts

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Base Yandere Batman Headcanons: Nothing His Money Cannot Buy (DC)

[Hello My Sexy Readers I have made more strides with headcanons so now we are redoing the batman ones. I hope you all enjoy this!]

-Base Headcanons With Batman/Bruce  Wayne

.He is a man that is very skilled and has way too much money.

.He fell for you right away and knew you were the one for him.

.He of course wants to keep you safe.

.Though he is not completely controlling of your life.

.He is still going to vet the people in your life to make sure they are safe for you.

.If they are not, you know he is going to bribe them to stay away from you.

.If they do not take the bribe, he will make a wedge between you and that person so you end up leaving them.

.He is very good at manipulating the situation in that sense.

.He would give you a better life, but you would not know it is him doing it.

.You win a prize at work for a raise? Your rent is paid for the next year? Gift card for groceries.

.All this he does without you knowing it is him.

.He is good at watching from afar.

. ....At first...

.This changes when you start to date or are hurt by someone.

.If you start to see someone and he cannot get rid of them?

.That is when he will step up his game and finally introduce himself.

.Yup he has not even said hello to you most likely.

.If you are hurt he knows he needs to get in your life, so he can keep you safe.

.So he will oddly get you an internship at Wayne Inc. Or Maybe a secretary.

.It depends on what you want from your life.

.If you are still in college you would be given a Wayne Scholarship for whatever field you are in.

.Whatever it may be he is going to find a way in your life and that is when he starts to charm you.

.He is a ladies' man, that is for sure.

.So charming you, no matter what gender you have or identify as. He will charm his way into your heart.

.He is a very stalkerish type yandere.

.In which there will be cameras where you live in your home.

.Not in your bathroom though, he is respectful.

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201 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

#4

Base Yandere Moon Headcanons: Sleep Tight, MY Darling (FNAF)

[Hello My Sexy Readers, I am here with a new chapter which has the second most requested Moon which no his name is not moondrop that is the candy that helps kid sleep Drugs yes moon gives drugs to kids XD And the company makes the drugs XD same with the sundrop drugs basically gives you energy maybe it is cocaine. so please enjoy this!]

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Moon-

.Moon has a voice he has no right sounding so seductive with.

.And he uses that voice on you his darling.

.Moon takes rules very seriously and likes to keep things clean.

.With his darling he also keeps those rules in line for his darling.

.Keeping them in line and being a good superstar darling.

.He also cares about his darling health.

.If he sees they are not getting enough sleep or are overworked they will scold their darling for lacking to take better care of themselves.

.He is the type to put your health and safety above your happiness.

.He will hurt others who hurt you or try and steal you away.

.He can be very scary and demanding of you. Nut it is just for what is best for you at least it is in his eyes.

.He is a caregiver yandere

.He was made to take care of kids

.So with you he is the type to take care of you no matter your comfort it is his job after all...

.It drives him mad that he cannot be there to take care of you all the time.

.He is the type to keep his darling locked away if he has to.

.It does not matter to him if your happy with it or not.

.He is keeping you safe and healthy that is all that matters to him.

.You are his darling the love of his life and he will teach you to be a good darling who never breaks the rules.

.Rules to be his and his alone and take care of yourself.

.It is as simple as that so close your eyes and accept your fate.

."Night my sweet~, Sleep Tight MY Darling~"

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy!]

243 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

#3

The Owner's Animatronic 1 (Scenario) William Afton X Male Animatronic (Yandere) (FNAF)

[Hello My Sexy Readers, I am back with another chapter in this one it is a yandere William Afton with a darling male animatronic I did not know if you wanted a soul in this one or not so I did without a soul okay lets do this. Enjoy!]

(William Afton) (I MADE YOU! YOU BELONG TO ME!)

(William's POV)

I watched my creation walk around playing with children. He was. I did not know why I felt things for this animatronic. But something about him and the way he moved. It was effortless for him. He was my favorite creation. As soon as his eyes open when he had been made I knew I wanted him. I watched as he worked hard. I then see Henry call him over and he excuses himself. Walking over to Henry.

My eyes narrow on him. Henry made him laugh made his movable smile wide and his eyes clothes. The vision of beauty. Henry took his robotic hand and kisses it and I swear if he could blush he be scarlet. I clench my fists more and set my jaw this would not do.

I saw Charlie, Henry daughter go outside. A dark smirk covers my face and I sneak out back. I grabbed my knife and stabbed her repeatedly in the chest . She cried and I slashed her throat. That will teach Henry from getting near what is mine.

I clean up and then head to parts and services. Time To teach (Name) my sweet (Name) that he is mine. I waited and as he walked in I turn him into frozen mode. He could not move.

"You been a bad boy (Name)." I tell him and his eyes follow me. "I am going have to make a few minor updates to your programming."

He struggled to speak. "Yo-You-You c-c-can-ca-cant." He struggles to say and I grab his chin forcing him to look at me.

"I can my dear (Name). I Made YOU. You BELONG To ME!" I kiss him and then put him into sleep mode we have a lot of work to do.

[Ooof I hope you all enjoyed this and yes a bit more dark William is the type to do this. Anyways I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy!]

[Side not their will be a part two with Henry and how he is will a male animatronic darling. stay tune!]

264 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

#2

Base Yandere Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface Headcanons: Best Husband (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

[Hello My Sexy Muffins, and welcome back to another chapter in this chapter it is Thomas Hewitt from the prequel and remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I hope that you all enjoy this chapter. 

[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION! It is NOT To Be Taken Seriously! This is just for a fun what if he was yandere? Thomas Hewitt is NOT Yandere. It is okay to simp for fictional slashers and yanderes in fiction. Just please keep real life and fiction separate. Please enjoy!] 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface 

.Thomas was adopted by his mama. 

.Born in a slaughterhouse and meat packing, only for the owner to have about thrown him away. 

.She took him away and she promised one day someone would love him just as much as she did. 

.That would be his special someone. 

.Years later he met you, you were not like anyone he met. 

.Though his face shocked you the first time you did not mind. 

.You actually took time to get to know him and understand him. 

.He was in love. 

.He would start to do sweet things for you, making you little gifts. 

.Inviting you to go to dinner with him. 

.He is a gentleman with you, his mama raised him right. 

.He would be sweet on you and as kind as can be. 

.Though he HATES When other men spend time with you or talk about you in a crude way. 

.They should not do that! You are his and they should not treat you like an object! 

.He has threatened people who tried to hit on you before. 

.Though he only killed when they stepped past a certain line. 

.That being anything like kissing, hurting you, and making you uncomfortable. 

.He was not taking any of that. 

.He would ask his mama permission to ask you to be his. 

.He is still loyal to family so would eventually get mama on board to have you. 

.He is surprisingly soft and gentle with you. 

.Though when he does get in the mood he does sometimes forget how strong he is. 

.He is innocent but knows the basics. 

.He loves you and wants to give you the life you deserve. 

.Rivals get scared off or killed. 

.If scaring them off does not work well he will just have to make them into a meal for you. 

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283 notes - Posted September 30, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Base Yandere Hades Headcanons: Patience (Greek Mythology)

[Hello My Sexy Readers, I am back with a new chapter and in this chapter is Hades From Greek Mythology! So I hope that you enjoy!]

-Base Headcanons With Hades-

.He was not evil or dark as the modern world sees him as.

.He was a balance in which all life had a end and moves on.

.He is not the God of death no he is God of the Dead his job being to have souls move on from the mortal world and ruled over in his domain.

.He did not much care for the mortal world or world above him. He was content with what he had.

.He is really a mystery and has been seen to be quiet and in the dark of shadows.

.Then by chance he meets you and he knew you were the one for him.

.He would be the type of yandere that stalks you at first.

.He had to know everything about the love of his life.

.Then he would defiantly  abduct you and make you eat a pomegranate seed to seal you to the underworld.

.He is a very gently but firm yandere.

.He holds you as if you a fragile flower but lets you rule all over the underworld.

.He would release Persephone to allow you to know he only loves you and you alone.

.He is dedicated to you.

.Being the God as well of Gold and Fine metals he would give you the finest  of jewelry, had crafted by Hephaestus himself.

He does have a temper though if people try to leave his Domain or steal souls way from his Domain.

.That goes to the same for you.

.If someone were to try and steal you away from him?

.They would be torture for all eternity and if you tried to leave him?

.His firm hand would become firmer.

.Punishments will be dealt never to cause harm of course, he never raise a hand to hurt you.

.No would have them in place to teach you that you only need him and that if you just open your heart to him you would find true happiness.

.He is a patient man, it did not matter if it took one life time or hundreds he would make you his and be with you for eternity.

.He is a loyal lover and would not look for anyone else other than you.

.He can seem as cold and cruel even as he is keeping your prisoner.

.This is not true he adores you and treasures you and he will make you his Ruler, his Deity, he love, his everything.

.If you accept his love you will rule the underworld with him and spend rest of eternity with him in happiness.

.If you turn his love down? Well he is a very patient man, I am sure a few centuries with just him in you life will make you love him as he does you.

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558 notes - Posted January 30, 2022

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