#santa's fav elfe

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x08 - Previously Unaired Christmas

Here Comes Santa Claus - Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, and Rachel Berry + mall elves

“There is always a plan. We are gonna work some NYADA magic. Santana, grab a candy cane. Kurt, hit it.” - Rachel Berry

[serendippertyy]

my man's coming back in the disney+ series time to go absolutely insane and annoy anyone whose ever come in contact with me

[your-penthouse-in-the-sky]

def not my fav piece but I think it’s cute stil!! Yipeeeee!!!!!

[gudfornuthin]

Hiii❤️, are you taking requests for Bernard rn? And if so can you write a Bernard x reader (she/her) where she has a very flirtatious personality and he has a huge crush on her and he lovesss when she’s being that way towards him but when he sees her talk to other people like that he’s kinda jealous and maybe end in some smut ( ofc only if you’re comfortable writing that!<3)

Jealousy looks good on you

Bernard the elf x reader

A/N: ‘tis the season and the Bernard girlies have awakened. I’m shocked at all the support I’ve received from these one shots and I’m so glad to be writing more. This isn’t my best imo, I don’t know where I was going with it so I kinda got carried away, but oh well lol. I have another Bernard request after this one and then I’ll be back to my Beauty and the Beast rewrite. Hope you all enjoy :))

“She’s doing it again.”

“Who?”

“Y/N. She’s flirting with him again.”

“Your obsession with Y/N is becoming a problem.”

This wasn’t the first conversation Curtis and Bernard had had with each other about Y/N. This topic specifically. It was known by the other elves that she was confident, and very blunt when talking to others. That also didn’t stop in the romantic sense. And Bernard knew that. She wasn’t afraid to flirt with him in front of others, and that’s why he loved it so much. It made him feel good. And also slightly embarrassed. Only because he wasn’t used to that sort of attention, especially from a very beautiful girl. He wasn’t great at reciprocating her advances, but he hoped she wouldn’t stop. So far she hadn’t. But a new ‘suitor’ had entered the picture, and Bernard was not happy. Some tall, blue eyed elf that he hadn’t bothered learning the name of was also receiving the flirtatious attention from Y/N, and unfortunately he was much better at dishing it back than Bernard was.

“I’m not obsessed with Y/N,” Curtis rolled his eyes at that remark, “I’m just curious to know why she thinks it’s okay to talk with that guy when they both have a lot of work to do.”

The younger elf snorted. “You don’t seem to have an issue when she’s talking to you and wasting precious work time.”

“You’re not helping,” Bernard huffed, walking away from Curtis and towards the workshop, trying to get the image of Y/N and the tall, blue eyed elf out of his head.

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It had been a few hours since his last conversation with Curtis, and Bernard had quickly calmed down, busying himself with tasks he had yet completed for the holiday season. However, it hadn’t helped him get Y/N out of his head. From the constant flirting, to seeing her using that charm on someone else, Bernard was unsure where the relationship stood. Was it all a big joke to her? Had she been leading him on the last few months to mess with him? Before he could dive deeper into his existential dread, a soft voice sounded from behind him.

“Hey handsome.”

Bernard froze slightly, and looked over his shoulder to see Y/N walk through the door, a stack of paperwork in her hands and a bright smile on her face. Glitter on her cheeks and nose, sporting a new dress that glimmered in the light, Bernard thought she looked like an angel ready to be set atop the Christmas tree. He shook himself out of his trance, and smiled tightly back at her, unable to form any words. He quickly turned back around, continuing his sort out of different coloured wrapping paper. It wasn’t usually Bernard’s job, but he needed the distraction, and the wrapping room was a quiet place to come in the evenings.

“Curtis told me you’d be in here and I need you to sign these papers for Santa.”

Y/N held the paperwork out towards Bernard, their fingers touching briefly once he reached out to grab them. He placed them on the side of the desk and mumbled a ‘thanks’ under his breath, barely audible. Y/N let out a small huff and strolled around Bernard, taking in his tense form.

She smiled again. “So. How’s my favourite elf doing?”

Bernard didn’t bother looking up from his work. “He’s very busy at the moment,” his tone dull and unwavering.

A hand suddenly came into the head elf’s view, and hit the desk hard, jolting everything laying on top. Bernard jumped back and looked to the side where Y/N stood with eyebrows raised and her mouth pursed.

“Have I done something to upset you?” She asked, crossing her arms and popping her hip to the side.

Bernard wasn’t sure what to say, nor how Y/N might react. He’d never been great at showcasing his feelings, especially in the romantic sense. But this wasn’t just some random girl he’d found cute once and never interacted with. This was Y/N. One of his closest friends, someone he cared deeply for. Who seemed to care deeply about him too. She was also someone he worked with. The possibility of admitting how he felt, and for her to not feel the same, it would no doubt make things awkward. And he’d hate to ruin what they already have. Even if it killed him to see her flirting with someone else.

“You’ve done nothing, I’ve just had a lot on my plate and I can’t handle any distractions at the moment,” Bernard finally replied, trying to keep his voice level.

“Really?” Y/N bit back, “because I feel like you’ve been avoiding me all day. And since when do you spend time in the wrapping paper room? When Curtis told me you were here, I was worried you might be having a mental breakdown.” She ended with a joke, but part of Bernard knew there was truth behind her words.

The head elf felt himself boiling over. His temper was short, and everyone knew that, but when it came to Y/N he was unusually chill. Her presence was good for him. Not at this moment though. He could feel himself ready to lash out, and he was worried what could be said.

“Do I have to explain everything to you? Can I not spend time alone without you knowing where and what I’m doing every second of every day?”

“I’m sorry I care about you and want to know what you’re up to! Sure you can have all the time you want alone, I just don’t like it when you avoid me completely,” by now, both of their voices were shaking and getting louder.

“I thought you’d want to spend more time with your new tall, blue eyed friend,” Bernard instantly regretted his words.

Y/N opened her mouth but closed it almost instantly, her brow furrowed and confusion clear on her face. “What are you talking about?” her voice now considerably calmer.

Bernard could feel the embarrassment wash over him, desperate to think of some excuse, but coming up short. “This morning, I saw you talking to someone. It looked like he was flirting, and you seemed to be doing the same back,” Y/N’s face softened as she begun to realise what and who the older elf was talking about. “It got to me, okay? It bothered me that you were talking to him in that way when,” a slight pause, “you usually only talk to me that way.”

Y/N shook her head, a confused look returning briefly. “I don’t understand, you never showed any interest in my flirting, why is it bothering you when I do it to someone else.”

“Because I like you!” There it was. That barrier Bernard built high for years, keeping relationships at bay, had just been broken. And he didn’t know if that was a good or bad thing. “I’m not the best at showing my emotions. Romantically speaking, I’m an amateur at it. And I’m sorry I was never good at reciprocating your advances. I guess it doesn’t matter if it was just a joke to you.”

Y/N reached out quickly, grabbing Bernard’s hand and holding it close to her. “It was never a joke to me. I just didn’t think you liked me in that way so I stopped. Thought I’d try with someone else to help me move on from you.” She moved a step forward, standing toe to toe. “I knew it would never work. You’re the only person I truly care about, in that way.”

Bernard was speechless. He couldn’t stop staring into her eyes, brimmed with emotion but full of love. He mostly felt like an idiot. Never taking the chance before now to make a move or admit how he felt. He finally felt at peace. Like everything had finally worked out.

“What now?” Bernard awkwardly questioned, placing his hands on Y/N’s hips.

“I think you should probably kiss me before someone else does,” She jested back.

They both laugh and lean in, Y/N’s hands going to hold the head elf’s face. The kiss deepened, Y/N moving her left hand to the back of Bernard’s head, tugging slightly at his curls. This elicited a deep moan from Bernard’s throat, his pants growing tighter, as he tugged Y/N somehow closer to him and towards the desk still covered with wrapping paper.

“Why did we wait so long to do this?” Y/N mumbled out between wet kisses.

Bernard moved to sucking her neck, most definitely leaving bruises. “I don’t know. But I never want to stop.”

They continued making out, Y/N feeling the desk behind her and sliding on top, pulling Bernard in between her legs. She felt him growing harder, and slowly moved her hand down, palming at the front of his pants. Bernard couldn’t help but whimper slightly, gripping the side of the desk as well as Y/N’s thigh. Keeping one hand on his hard on, she moved her other back up and unbuttoned his shirt, rubbing her hand in circular motions on his chest. Bernard followed soon after, taking hold of the bottom of her shirt and lifting it over her head. The couple continued kissing and touching anywhere they could reach, seeming to care little to none about the door still being open, or whether someone walked by and found them in their current predicament. They were just glad to have finally admitted how they felt. In the back of his head, Bernard reminded himself to thank that tall, blue eyed elf for bringing out the jealousy in him.

(Sorry it seems to cut short, I’m terrible at writing smut or intimate stuff but I hope you all enjoyed anyways :))

[ellecdc]

Hello mother! I sent a req yesterday I think? about a reader with a pet snake and I just wanted to make sure that it went through 😓 tumblr has been eating all of my asks recently. I also want to make sure it’s anon, because whenever I DO send an ask that goes through, the anon status is removed like 50% of the time and it drives me CRAZY! Thanks love ❤️❤️ ur my fav on here

Also, as a law student, I will be defending your cat in court ❤️ see you there

hi sweets! I sure did, and me and my head elf over here at Santa's workshop got really excited about it and have some ideas. I currently have over sixty requests I'm working through - but I work on them in order of which I'm inspired - meaning I keep cool/unique requests that I may not have ideas for yet but plan to write eventually, and answer requests that I've had an idea for, if that makes sense!

we have some dialogue etc prepared for this request so hopefully I can get to it soon. and it was anonymous babes!! thanks for your request and for being here with me

also - this is great news because she's a repeat offender and will need an entire legal team at this point.

[97smol-dreams]

Well, spooky season is over, so its time for my fav season of all! The WINTER HOLIDAYS! I have very few christmas decor, therefore i just used what i could for now. But hopefully i can go hunting for festive trinkets and good sized stuff for the dollies (and critters) soon!

The kitchen sink is still not fixed but im sure Santa or an elf will help with that lol

[kanatanabramovic]

☑ 217. Harmony. by kanatan Abramovic Via Flickr: 2024 02 23 Blog...~ le soleil ~ ☝More details and URL are on the blog ♥ ٩( ᐛ )و Thanks so much for your time !! Thank you for always having lots of Fav ♥ Thank you to all my friends who love to watch and take snaps !! ♥ love it ♥♥♥ [ - Outfit - ] ☑ Access Dress: Belle Epoque - Sabrina ☑ Santa Inc. ( December 2023 round ) Hair: [^.^Ayashi^.^] Yuki hair-Exclusive ☑ Main store Pose: [piXit] Flora - P1 - Pose Pack Hair base: (Enfer Sombre*) LeLutka EvoX Hairbase - Messy Nails: Veechi - French Tips Mesh Nails Earrings (L): Vibing -- astra earrings -- gold Earrings (R): Vibing -- Mimi Earrings -- Gold Rings: Kibitz - Erika's rings - copper [ - Makeup - ] ☑ G.O.A.T.66 Skin: (Enfer Sombre*) Risa skin {LeL EvoX} 　　　➥(Enfer Sombre*) LeLutka EvoX Skin - Cream - Risa 2.0 Lip: (Enfer Sombre*) Risa Lipstick {LeL HD} Eyes: {S0NG} Ruby Eyes - FP Eyelashes: Malina - Boo eyelashes / Lelutka EVO X Eyeliner: (Enfer Sombre*) LeLutka EvoX - BoM - Elf makeup GIFT [ - Decoration - ] ☑ Access Backdrops: +Half-Deer+ Arched + Elegant Backdrops [FATPACK] Flower: 8f8 - Gentle Affection - ***COLLECTION*** Piano: 3. Nutmeg. Musical Escape Ivory Piano RARE Cart: DISORDERLY. / Tea Blossom Cart / Pink

[wack-ashimself]

'Arthur Christmas' is probably the best christmas movie you haven't seen...

So I always look for the top lists of movies in a category that are amazing that I have not seen.

Psychedelic, classic comedies, mind fucks, etc....

Bored, I've been trying to watch christmas classics most have never seen.

Most were...had good moments, but not worth the whole thing (so far).

Not 'Arthur Christmas.' It had REAL depth to it. Family dynamics, slightly new lore on santa, and genuinely more adult type jokes I have seen in an animated christmas movie in years. So you'll get your kicks.

Yes, the story is linear and predictable, but mostly original which makes up for it.

I am saying this before the en of 2023 so you got a chance to watch it.

'Arthur Christmas': 8.6/10.

ps-best part? It seems sappy, but how much the main character wasn't a trope, stereotype, 'too nice for his own good', but sincerely wanted everyone to be happy. It's rare you get a character THAT good that feels real. BUT....the super wrapping elf was the cataylst that felt like they made the movie go.

pps-actual fav part? When the big bro, trying to be santa clase, accidentally delivers a gift to the wrong house, and tries to take it back, AFTER trying to make the kid sign an NDA. I paused the movie and read it. IT IS LEGIT legal (and funny),

[littlemissidontcare]

Fav Xmas 🎄 movies?

The Santa Clause 1 & 2, Christmas Vacation, and Elf are my top 4

[loverdlx]

hiiiiii madison! so happy that u can witness your back in the eras tour movie on demand :) such an exciting thing to have happened for you!!!

i know you went to manyyyy eras tour shows, which were your fave surprise songs you had? are there any you wish you had? i would tell you mine but that would give it away... or would it?

hope youre having an amazing week! 🎄🎅

(buddy the elf voice) HI SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope you had an amazing week and have an even amazing-er weekend!!!!!!!

and hehe tysm!!! some day i will shut up abt it....maybe....but for now i am so excited hehehehe. 🫶🏼 and yes i kinda collected eras shows like infinity stones for a second there 😅 and OHHH MAN IT'S SO HARD TO PICK MY FAV SURPRISE SONGS I GOT SCREAM they were all such good ones...

i think in terms of performance alone castles crumbling and exile blew me away the most like castles crumbling she was giving anime protagonist at the low point in their arc when they're all alone and need to go reunite with their friends to save the day and exile i was like...i feel like i am intruding on a therapy session 🫣 the coolest part was definitely the audience duetting with her during the bridge tho ahhhhh

but ofc every single performance of every single song was amazing 1300000/10 screaming crying throwing up etc. but in terms of just like which were my fav songs that i hoped to get as surprise songs and then DID, then i'd have to say rwylm and castles crumbling and dbtac and yoyok and new romantics and new year's day!!!!!! i was very spoiled 🥲🙏🏼

anyway that was a veryyyy long answer but yeah now i'm curious what songs you got 🤨🤨🤨 we need to do a like bitch pack eras tour census and keep record of who went to what show and got what songs bc idk i just think it'd be cool to have that data!

[minchanz]

Hi Nini! Your Secret Santa is here and full of questions for you! Recently I've had the most Christmas'ey delight of returning to the North Pole and a tiny elf made sure to whisper me that you really like someone.. named.. Bangchan! Me and the elves are working hard on this year's presents and are wishing to know - what is your most favourite hair color of the so called Bangchan? A hair color that perhaps makes you feel all fuzzy inside? As fuzzy as Christmas Eve?

-Your Secret Santa 🎅🏻

hi !!! pls you’re so cute this ask is the cutest thing <3

sorry this took me a bit but i had a hard time deciding because i realized i had zero clue what my fav hair color on him was 😭 but i have done my research and tbh i still don’t really know so i’ll you some options! okay so his blue hair? iconic! also love love loved the purple-ish thing he had going on for a while. also blonde chan is very personal to me and tbh i love natural colors like black/brown on him!

would love to hear who your bias is/how you got into skz!! <3

[3pirouette]

I apologize for not replying! We’ve been very busy steaming up quite a few ideas in the workshop.

I didn’t know that, my friend. I can’t believe that you had to suffer through another root canal. I am sending lots of hugs and soup in your direction. Please get better.

And what a pleasant image that is all flannel. Maybe even shirtless, being old-fashioned, and using an ax that’s been in the family for generations. I want you to know I went out and bought this candle because of your advice. You are right! This is what a Lumberjack!Steve would smell like!

I’ll have it lit the entire time I brainstorm ideas. One bed, secret romance could work quite well with this. The problem is asking my Peggy muse to speak up and tell me what she wants from me and this story with lumberjack!Steve!

She’d swoon over him any time of day & making a secret ‘forbidden’ romance is chef kiss

That secret romance is just calling to me for an AU. Might have to beg an elf or two to produce a Lumberjack!Steve, I need him in my life. 

Your ideas have helped so much!

Hello Santa!

Thank you for the soup and hugs! Dental procedures are never my favorite, but they’re necessary!

Isn’t that candle HEAVEN? It’s one of my favs for when I’m writing or need inspiration. A Close second is the Bath and Body Works “Flannel” and “Mahogany Teakwood” for that rugged ‘manly’ smell. Oh, I’ve been single for too long when I have a list of candles that smell like men

ANYWAY

I’m so excited about what you’re going to cook up. Don’t focus too much on using all my ideas or suggestions go with whatever makes you happy and whatever inspires you. I want it to be a gift for you, too! The Steggy Secret Santa is always such a fun time and I always hope that my gift givers enjoy whatever they decide to cook up.

[stampwithtami]

Holiday Character Favor Boxes [Trick or Treat Series #14-16]

SANTA, SNOWMAN & ELF FAVOR BOXES I've been knee-deep in uber-cuteness, making the series of Stampin' Up Tricks & Treats Die Boxes. It's been a fun-filled journey, from Halloween and monster character boxes to our beloved Dracula's favor box! 🧛 (Did I mention the cool fold-out wings?) I decided to go outside the box, quite literally! With stunning foil and patterned Holiday boxes, these are not just any boxes... They're a touch of magic, turning the mundane into extraordinary!✨ As we near the end of this series (at least for now!) *drum roll*🥁 Presenting... the Christmas special DIY boxes! 🎅 Meet Santa, his trusty sidekick Snowman, and the ever-mischievous Elf. I'm torn between them and can't pick a favorite! Can you? I'm absolutely floored by their adorable-ness. 🥰 And remember, it's okay to be 'box-obsessed'. We're all friends here! Enjoy the 3 free tutorials I have for you below along with links to the rest of the series in case you missed one.  TRICKS & TREATS VIDEO  VIEW VIDEO & CLASS PROJECT PHOTOS Want to save these ideas for later? Pin them to your favorite Pinterest board. Have you tried these designs? I love to see your creations! Be sure to share them on #shareyourcrafts post every Saturday on my Facebook Page Can you stand how cute these are? Which one is your fav?  The finished box  size: 3" x 4" x 1" and is a good size for trinkets and treats. You can also use them for gift card holders and add some treats.  I added the Sending Cheer dies for the Santa hat.I used the new Silver and Gold Adhesive Sheets for buttons and belt buckle.I used the Sending Cheer dies for the elf hat. And the Crafting For You dies for the buttons. The designer series paper for the bottom is from the Brights collection. The snowman box is such a fun one. I used the Crafting For You Dies for the buttons.The Red Polka Dot Ribbon is in my online store under the Online Exclusives.    Part of my Holiday Collection of favor boxes created with the Tricks and Treats dies and Sending Cheer.  In this photo I've added some Holiday and Christmas boxes I made with the Trick & Treat bundle/dies. I will have tutorials for all of these shortly.  TRICKS AND TREATS SERIES Read the full article

[charlatanjane]

This is an elf for Santa asking about your favorite songs or artists. If you give me a list, I can pass it along to Santa! No guarantees but he'll try his best to use one of them in an edit. *wink*

Hello dear elf! Lovely to hear from you! 💝

I'm sorry for noticing this only now and still not providing a proper list but am stricken with mr. rona rn so my brain doesn't seem to function properly enough to name exact favs. However I love pretty much everything by Coldplay, James Blunt, Taylor Swift, Forest Blakk and OneRepublic. I do have messy spotify playlists too in case you want but just know my taste in music is pretty massive so anything does. I listen to everything except heavy metal basically. However in case santa and helpers are already in the midst of making things or if muse doesn't show up or if they're not vibing it... it's perfectly fine to not include any of the artists above. And otherwise too ofc! :)

[dancer-subclarington]

Holiday Asks- send a number/numbers to my ask box!

1. Do you celebrate a holiday in December? Which one?

2. Who do you celebrate with?

3. Cocoa or tea?

4. Candy canes or gingerbread?

5. What’s your fav tradition?

6. What is the holiday season not complete without?

7. What annoys you about the holidays?

8. Do you prefer giving gifts or receiving them?

9. What holiday movies do you like?

10. What holiday music do you like?

11. Do you dress up during the holiday season? Themed sweaters? Jewelry? Santa hat?

12. What is your favorite ornament/decoration?

13. How did you celebrate the holidays as a kid, and how does it compare to how you celebrate now?

14. Talking to parents during the holidays: yay or nay?

15. Have you ever traveled for the holidays or winter break?

16. Do you like snow?

17. If you have your own stocking (or had one as a kid) what does it look like?

18. What colors do you use to decorate?

19. Did you ever sit on Santa’s lap? What did you ask for?

20. What’s the best present you’ve ever gotten for the holidays?

21. Did you ever leave out milk and cookies?

22. Did you believe in Santa as a kid? When (if at all) did you stop?

23. Do you like interior decorating or exterior decorating better?

24. Do you do anything for charity or your community during the holiday season?

25. Do you listen to original holiday music or rerecordings of it?

26. Go ice skating or build a snowman?

27. Did you have an Elf on the Shelf? What was its name?

28. Complete the sentence: If it’s time for Christmas, _________ is also going on.

29. Have you ever seen a menorah all lit up?

30. Have you ever played the actual game of dreidel? Have you at least spun a dreidel?

31. Penguins or polar bears?

32. Real tree or fake tree?

33. Pick a holiday scent: Peppermint, Sugar Cookie, or Pine

34. If you find yourself under the mistletoe with someone, do you kiss them?

35. Do you enjoy holiday parties?

36. Do you like Secret Santa?

37. Did you ever send a list to the north pole?

38. Matching pajamas: cute or horrifying?

39. Have you ever strung popcorn?

40. Did you have a special tradition for the night before the holiday?

41. Were you ever interested in the logistics of how Santa can accomplish the impossible?

42. Have you ever dressed as Santa, an elf, or a reindeer?

43. Can you name all of Rudolph’s reindeer friends?

[their-seafaring-ways]

Hi! Santa's elf again! Santa's hard at work on your gift and had a question for you. Do you have a favorite CS scene or dynamic? Hope you're well!

Glad to hear :) I'm sure, it'll turn out amazing and I'm excited to see it. For fav cs scene, I think I love "you traded your ship for me". I'm a sucker for understanding, support and openness from both sides and them realizing how much they mean to the other person. Basically I love the captain swan evolution in season 3 and how emma treats killian in season 4. Hope it helps :))