#kurtcheltana

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x08 - Previously Unaired Christmas

Here Comes Santa Claus - Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, and Rachel Berry + mall elves

“There is always a plan. We are gonna work some NYADA magic. Santana, grab a candy cane. Kurt, hit it.” - Rachel Berry

[angelhummel]

nobody was ready to hear this but santana WOULD have sex with kurt and it would’ve been such a serve if he had won the tournament (and in my mind he did 🥰)

i was ready to hear it bc i agree and we're so right. santana would peg him without hesitation like what are friends for?? i didnt expect him to sweep the whole thing but if you dont think the bushwick gang had a threesome in canon well then you just didnt watch the same show buddy asljfslk

[jauntilyplacedcaps]

[mioakem]

Best trios in glee, there really is no contest

[gleesongtournament]

[gleekidshooray]

I’ve been wanting to try the feature where you turn an image into a color palette so I did the glee Christmas album covers with my favorite songs off of each of them!

[gleeincorrectquotes]

They share these three character traits and their braincell

[fallevs]

Today I will spend more time singing than serving my customers. Ho ho ho.

[babyanderhummel]

Santana be like : Kurt and Rachel are my family!!!

Also Santana:

Lies to Rachel because she's insecure af and then insults her to cover up her own bs

Tries to steal Fanny from her even when she agreed to give her equal part of shows

Insults Kurt when all he did was speak up his concerns out of his love for his friends and attack his relationship which she knew would hurt him (even though he has been nothing but kind to her all the time)

[amazonworrier]

After Rachel moves out, Kurt introduces himself to everyone as a child of divorce

[tuiyla]

Hey, can you rank the best/your most favorite Kurtcheltana moments please??

Ohh I love this, Kurtcheltana goodness

I'm sure I won't mention them all here so maybe I can add to it tomorrow or like let me know your faves too. Not really a ranking as much as good moments that come to mind:

Girls (and Boys) On Film: just the whole episode is golden. Santana establishes a dynamic in the loft and it's the most fun from Kurt growing to agree with her to the "and you're offended?" and the whole pure chaos of it. Their first real episode might be their best tbh. Choosing just one scene, not gonna go with the fake coke snorting but with everything that begins with "no, Lady Hummel, sit" and then Santana's monologue and Hummelberry's outrage. Peak TV honestly.

Mamma Mia: three silly roommates being carefree and silly uwu love to see it

PUC: obviously, all of PUC. Could have done without creepy Santa but they're so domestic and hilarious. And this is supposed to be before Santana moves in lol.

Lights Out: alright I know it's lazy to just say episodes but I think the Hummelberry intervention, as condescending as it is, has the best of intentions and it's clear they both care about Santana. The theatre kid energy vs the tired non-theatre friend. I have a gifset planned based on this asjkhkd don't tell anyone

Vibing to Piano Man. Mostly Pezberry but Kurt is there supporting his fiance 😌

I generally find season 5 sadly lacking but I'm counting Kurt trying to repair the Pezberry relationship and Just the Way You Are.

This relates to Mamma Mia but the girlfriend/boyfriend pillows 😩 please that was so weird and so sweet. Kurt girlified Santana's pillow!

I love the idea of them pulling pranks on each other to cheer the sad one up pls that's so childish and funny

the hug in 5x19 😭😭😭😭 I'll never get over it that's basically our last moment and I'll treasure it forever

the sweet diner scene in 5x02 with the pinky promise, I hate that the show forgot about the Kurtcheltana aspect of it later on but I was THERE and I remember it all too well, it was real to me, diner besties roomie besties

can't help it exasperated Kurt during Gloria is funny

Kurt calling in the reinforcements i.e. Santana in Opening Night I mean COME ON that is most certainly a scene I'll never get over

The Kurtcheltana dynamic is great because of a) it's unlikeliness on paper and b) the chaos that is inevitable and where it's always a different person being the most reasonable. Mostly but not exclusively Kurt. I should talk about them more and am open to conversation but yeah I might just add to this later. Sorry this is just rambling and not in-depth stuff at all I just have random feelings about them.

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x04 - A Katy or a Gaga

Roar - Various Artists

[angelhummel]

Glee + Reductress Headlines (90/?)

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[mioakem]

It’s THEIR time of year

[gleesongtournament]

Glee Song Tournament Round 1