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bluecarelesswhisper · 3 years

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TOP 100 FEMALE SOLO SINGERS OF THE '50S AND '60S

Patti Page - All My Love, The Tennessee Waltz, Mockin' Bird Hill, I Went to Your Wedding, The Doggie in the Window, Cross Over the Bridge, Allegheny Moon, Old Cape Cod; Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte

Connie Francis - Who's Sorry Now, My Happiness, Lipstick on Your Collar, Everybody's Somebody's Fool, My Heart Has a Mind of its Own, Where the Boys Are, Don't Break the Heart That Loves You

Brenda Lee - Sweet Nothin's, I'm Sorry, I Want to Be Wanted, Fool #1, Break it to Me Gently, All Alone Am I

Kay Starr - Wheel of Fortune, Side By Side, Changing Partners, If You Love Me (Really Love Me), Rock and Roll Waltz

Doris Day - A Guy is a Guy, Secret Love, If I Give My Heart to You; Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera); Everybody Loves a Lover

Dionne Warwick - Anyone Who Had a Heart, Walk on By, I Say a Little Prayer, (Theme from) Valley of the Dolls, I'll Never Fall in Love Again

Aretha Franklin - I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You), Respect, Baby I Love You, Chain of Fools, The House That Jack Built

Teresa Brewer - Music! Music! Music!, Till I Waltz Again With You, Ricochet, A Tear Fell, A Sweet Old Fashioned Girl

Jo Stafford - Shrimp Boats, You Belong to Me, Jambalaya, Keep it a Secret, Make Love to Me!

Rosemary Clooney - Come On-a My House, Half as Much, Botch-A-Me, Hey There, This Ole House

Joni James - Why Don't You Believe Me, Have You Heard, Your Cheatin' Heart; My Love, My Love; How Important Can it Be?

Petula Clark - Downtown, I Know a Place, My Love, This is My Song, Don't Sleep in the Subway

Dinah Washington - I Don't Hurt Anymore, What a Diff'rence a Day Makes, Unforgettable, This Bitter Earth

Mary Wells - The One Who Really Loves You, You Beat Me to the Punch, Two Lovers, My Guy

Georgia Gibbs - Kiss of Fire, Seven Lonely Days, Tweedle Dee, Dance With Me Henry (Wallflower)

Lesley Gore - It's My Party, Judy's Turn to Cry, She's a Fool, You Don't Own Me

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'; How Does That Grab You, Darlin'?; Sugar Town, Love Eyes

Sarah Vaughan - Make Yourself Comfortable, How Important Can it Be?, Whatever Lola Wants, Broken-Hearted Melody

Dusty Springfield - I Only Want to Be With You, Wishin' and Hopin', You Don't Have to Say You Love Me, Son-Of-A Preacher Man

Ruth Brown - Teardrops From My Eyes, 5-10-15 Hours, (Mama) He Treats Your Daughter Mean, Oh What a Dream

Kitty Wells - It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels, Makin' Believe, Searching (For Someone Like You), Heartbreak U.S.A.

Etta James - The Wallflower, All I Could Do Was Cry, At Last, Tell Mama

LaVern Baker - Tweedlee Dee, Play it Fair, Jim Dandy, I Cried a Tear

Gale Storm - I Hear You Knocking, Teen Age Prayer, Dark Moon

Dinah Shore - My Heart Cries For You, Sweet Violets, Chantz-Chantez

Jaye P. Morgan - That's All I Want From You, Danger! Heartbreak Ahead, The Longest Walk

Eydie Gorme - Mama, Teach Me to Dance; You Need Hands, Blame it on the Bossa Nova

Carla Thomas - Gee Whiz (Look at His Eyes), B-A-B-Y, I Like What You're Doing (To Me)

Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight, I Fall to Pieces, Crazy

Peggy Lee - Lover, Fever, Is That All There Is

Dee Dee Sharp - Mashed Potato Time, Gravy (For My Mashed Potatoes), Ride!

Kitty Kallen - Little Things Mean a Lot, In the Chapel in the Moonlight, My Coloring Book

Annette - Tall Paul, O Dio Mio, Pineapple Princess

Cher - All I Really Want to Do, Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down), You Better Sit Down Kids

Barbra Streisand - People, He Touched Me, Second Hand Rose

Linda Scott - I've Told Every Little Star, Don't Bet Money Honey, I Don't Know Why

Connie Smith - Once a Day, Ain't Had No Lovin', The Hurtin's All Over

Barbara Lewis - Hello Stranger, Baby I'm Yours, Make Me Your Baby

Anita Bryant - Till There Was You, Paper Roses, In My Little Corner of the World

Skeeter Davis - My Last Date (With You), The End of the World, I Can't Stay Mad at You

Sue Thompson - Sad Movies (Make Me Cry), Norman, Paper Tiger

Della Reese - And That Reminds Me, Don't You Know, Not One Minute More

Loretta Lynn - Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind), Fist City, Woman of the World (Leave My World Alone)

Betty Everett - You're No Good, The Shoop Shoop Song, There Comes a Time

Jackie DeShannon - What the World Needs Now is Love, Put a Little Love in Your Heart, Love Will Find a Way

Timi Yuro - Hurt, What's a Matter Baby, Make the World Go Away

Debbie Reynolds - Tammy, A Very Special Love, Am I That Easy to Forget

Gogi Grant - Suddenly There's a Valley, Who Are We, The Wayward Wind

Maxine Brown - All in My Mind, Funny, Oh No Not My Baby

Betty Johnson - I Dreamed, Little White Lies, The Little Blue Man

Jean Shepard - A Satisfied Mind, Beautiful Lies, Second Fiddle (To An Old Guitar)

Shirley Ellis - The Nitty Gitty, The Name Game, The Clapping Song

Little Eva - The Loco-Motion, Keep Your Hands Off My Baby, Let's Turkey Trot

Vera Lynn - Auf Wiederseh'n Sweetheart, Yours, If You Love Me (Really Love Me)

Eartha Kitt - C'est Si Bon, Santa Baby, Somebody Bad Stole De Wedding Bell

Lulu - To Sir With Love, Best of Both Worlds, Morning Dew

June Valli - Crying in the Chapel, I Understand, Apple Green

Connie Stevens - Sixteen Reasons, Why'd You Wanna Make Me Cry, Mr. Songwriter

Jane Morgan - Fascination, The Day the Rains Came, With Open Arms

Nancy Wilson - (You Don't Know) How Glad I Am, I Wanna Be With You; Face it Girl, it's Over

Esther Phillips - Release Me, And I Love Him, When a Woman Loves a Man

Vikki Carr - It Must Be Him, The Lesson, With Pen in Hand

Little Peggy March - I Will Follow Him, I Wish I Were a Princess; Hello Heartache, Goodbye Love

Mindy Carson - Candy and Cake, My Foolish Heart, Wake the Town and Tell the People

Sandy Posey - Born a Woman, Single Girl, I Take it Back

Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe, Fancy

Brenda Holloway - Every Little Bit Hurts, When I'm Gone

Eileen Rodgers - Miracle of Love, Treasure of Your Love

Barbara Lynn - You'll Lose a Good Thing, Second Fiddle Girl

Dottie West - Here Comes My Baby, Would You Hold it Against Me

Baby Washington - That's How Heartaches Are Made, Only Those in Love

Kathy Linden - Billy; Goodbye Jimmy, Goodbye

Cathy Carr - Ivory Tower, First Anniversary

Fontella Bass - Rescue Me, Recovery

Barbara Mason - Yes, I'm Ready; Sad, Sad Girl

Marianne Faithfull - As Tears Go By, Summer Nights

Shelley Fabares - Johnny Angel, Johnny Loves Me

Wanda Jackson - Let's Have a Party, In the Middle of a Heartache

Tammy Wynette - D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Stand By Your Man

Mama Cass - Dream a Little Dream of Me, It's Getting Better

Faye Adams - Shake a Hand, Hurts Me to My Heart

Jill Corey - I Love My Baby, Love Me to Pieces

Dodie Stevens - Pink Shoe Laces, No

Bettye Swann - Make Me Yours, Don't Touch Me

Jan Howard - Evil on Your Mind, Bad Seed

Nina Simone - I Loves You, Porgy; Ain't Got No; I Got Life

Norma Jean - Go Cat Go, I Wouldn't Buy a Used Car From Him

Miss Toni Fisher - The Big Hurt, West of the Wall

Damita Jo - I'll Be There, If You Go Away

Patty Duke - Don't Just Stand There, Say Something Funny

Bonnie Guitar - Dark Moon, Mister Fire Eyes

Gloria Lynne - I Wish You Love, Watermelon Man

Jody Miller - Queen of the House, Home of the Brave

Gisele MacKenzie - Hard to Get, The Star You Wished Upon Last Night

Betty Madigan - Joey, Dance Everyone Dance

Ketty Lester - Love Letters, But Not For Me

Barbara George - I Know (You Don't Love Me No More), You Talk About Love

Joanie Sommers - One Boy, Johnny Get Angry

Irma Thomas - Don't Mess With My Man, Wish Someone Would Care

Diane Renay - Navy Blue, Kiss Me Sailor

#50s #60s #music

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molly2140 · 4 years

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I feel like showing off my vinyl collection, feel free to show me yours!

I'm an avid 70s/80s/90s collector, and deeply wish I could've been alive for all of that, most of my vinyls are 70s/80s, some older, some newer. Some are 100% vintage, others are newly made/released. My dad (who brought me up on literally everything 70s and 80s) got me a record player for Christmas and helped me start my collection, since then it's grown rapidly.

First I must show off my RDR2 vinyls, with Marty Robbins' "Gunfighter Ballads", his songs are perfect to listen to while playing RDR2, "Big Iron" being one of my favorites.

Dad got me all 3 of my Queen albums for Christmas, as he knows that Queen is perhaps my favorite band of all time, I've been trying to find vintage vinyls of their albums rather than the newly remade ones, haven't had much luck yet but we will get there. :)

Did I mention that my dad and I are diehard Gordon Lightfoot fans? "Summertime Dream" and "Sundown" are perhaps my favorite albums. Lightfoot's song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" holds a special place in my heart. While the song is based off of a true story, about the tragic sinking of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Superior, this song has a deeper connection with me. My dad, my Uncle Rob, and my Uncle Rodney, they loved this song so much, they would sit and listen to it on repeat for hours and hours mesmerized by the story that it told, along with Lightfoot's iconic voice, and the instruments itself. This was their group song essentially. Unfortunately, on July 25, 2019 (a year ago this coming Saturday), my Uncle Rodney lost his battle with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease), he was only 49 years old, a year younger than my dad. It was something we would never expect happen to any of us, let alone him. Uncle Rodney went out of his way for everyone, he'd help everyone whenever he could and would never ask for or expect anything in return. He put his family first, he loved and cared for his kids the best he could, he worked his ass off hand crafting furniture out of cedar wood, and adding onto his home and designing it just the way a true country boy could ever want it, he was dedicated to his job, his family, and his friends. Hard to believe it will be a whole year this weekend, not a day goes by where I don't think about him, he was like a second dad to me, and I greatly wished that I'd had more time with him, especially hugs, he gave the best hugs.

However he'd want me to carry on and continue to be happy, and it was hard the first few months after he passed, I went into a depression spell, and starting coming out of it in February, and then I met the man who is now my boyfriend. I don't know if it was just coincidence, or if Uncle Rodney had a hand in all of it, but I shit you not, my boyfriend reminds me so much of him, including my dad. My family absolutely loves him and has taken him in already, and I've never been this happy. But alas, this isn't supposed to be my life's story, but some of these records mean so much to me, and Lightfoot's records will forever hold a special place in my heart, for the very sole reason you just read about.

Moving on! These are some great records I found on a clearance rack at a record store, all under $5 a piece! My grandpa is a huge John Denver fan, so he very much appreciates it when he stops by our house and hears me blasting that album from my room haha. My boyfriend loves The Oak Ridge Boys, and let me tell you, he can sing the oom poppa mow mows in the song "Elvira" perfectly, and I melt everytime haha. Rosanne Cash, her music gets played constantly whenever we are having a party at my Uncle Rob's house, so when I hear her voice, it makes me want to go down there and have a great time. The Outlaws, I only recently discovered them but I really enjoy this album in particular, "You Are the Show" is perhaps my favorite song on the album, I sing this one a lot no matter how terrible I may be at it, I can't help it lol.

Ah yes, more classics. My dad really enjoys when I decide to blast my CCR album (a birthday present from my boyfriend). "Fortunate Son" is probably my dad's favorite CCR song, and it is definitely his theme song. Boston and Molly Hatchet are two of my other favorites for sure, including Chicago, it has been awhile since I listened to them, but they sure are fun.

Oh these three here I love talking about. I mean, who doesn't love Footloose and Dirty Dancing? The Footloose record is vintage, the Dirty Dancing one is a newly released version, but I ended up buying it anyways as the record itself is that purple color of awesomeness. The Quiet Riot one I found at an antique store, my favorite album of theirs, and because it's a picture vinyl, I had to have it. It looks kickass watching it on the record player.

Any Fleetwood Mac fans? My witchy sisters, this is our music. I can actually sing Stevie Nicks pretty decently, my boyfriend absolutely loves it when I do. "Tango in the Night" is my favorite Fleetwood Mac album, I listen to this record religiously. Once I listened to it on repeat for about 3 days straight, and my dad eventually had to tell me to switch to a different record because he was ready to hear some other great music 😂 The song "Twisted" which Stevie sang with Lindsey Buckingham, was part of the 1996 movie "Twister" with Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt. My favorite movie, and my favorite Stevie Nicks song, might I also mention that I'm a weather nut and also studying for a degree in meteorology? Yeah, I also chase tornadoes, hence why "Twister" is my favorite movie.

And last but not least, these two little guys. Tiësto is perhaps my favorite DJ of all time, his classic hits and even the new ones, always give me such a vibe that is so enjoyable. My favorite mix of his? "Silence" by Delerium with Sarah Maclachlan, this was one of Tiësto's "In Search of Sunrise" mixes, and I still get absolute chills hearing it.

Oh yes, I forgot to add, a bunch of the vintage vinyls I bought, I got at Guestroom Records in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma while I was there back in May. They have a giant clearance section with records under $5, and of course they have all the newly released music, and even full collection sets. My favorite part? They also have a beautiful kitty cat that lives at the store and he/she is such a lovely kitty. So if you're in OKC and wanna buy some vinyls? This is your place.

So that's all of my vinyls I have so far! I hope you enjoyed seeing my collection, and reading about why they mean so much to me, I hope I didn't bore you too much with them haha. Again, feel free to show me some of yours! Tell me why they mean so much to you! :)

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cappuccinosweets · 6 years

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A Whole New World

Author’s note: Thank you! Thank you, babe! I had so much fun writing this I hope you like it! And in line with the recent Father’s day celebration, I decided to put a little twist to the story ;)

Warnings: none

Description: MC tells the tale of Prince Jumin Han.

Masterlist // Requests // Buy Me a Milktea?

Milestone Fairytale AU Celebration

The storm was unyielding outside. MC frowned, her anxiety building with every minute that passed. Her husband was supposed to be home hours ago. However, due to the unexpected arrival of a hurricane his flight was postponed, leaving him stranded at the airport of some far away land. Lightning flashed and thunder followed soon after, shaking up the sky like some big lumbering giant had started to stumble up his castle in the heavens. MC perked up when she heard a squeak by the door, not entirely surprised at her young daughter’s head peeking through the small gap of between the eaves.

“What are you doing up, sweetie?”

“I want to wait for daddy,” her daughter’s voice was as timid as a lamb’s her round features accentuated by the dark hair that framed her face. MC couldn’t help but copy her softness, carefully standing up from the bed to where her daughter stood. MC bent down and almost immediately the young girl of four lifted up her arms, expecting to be picked up.

“Honey, daddy is still travelling he won’t be back until much later. So maybe it’s best if you go to sleep.”

Cradled in her mother’s arms, MC and Jumin’s daughter nuzzled her nose along the hollow of MC’s throat, shaking her head no. “I don’t want to sleep, not without daddy.”

MC couldn’t help but sigh as she reached her daughter’s bedroom. Refusing to be put down, the young child remained in her mother’s embrace, stubbornly latching her arms around her mother’s neck. MC honestly blames Jumin for their daughter’s behavior. He spoils her rotten. In their current position MC decided to sit down on the bed with their daughter still in her arms.

“Okay,” MC shifted her daughter in her arms, so that she was looking down at her, “how about I tell you a story?”

Her daughter looked up, suddenly interested, “What kind?”

“Well, we could read one of your books--”

“I don’t like them,” the young girl buried her face on MC’s shoulder.

“Why not? They’re full of magic and princesses--”

“Lame princesses!” she said defiantly cutting her mother off, “They don’t do anything except wait around for things to happen to them! I don’t like that!”

“Okay,” MC struggled to contain her laughter, her daughter really was something, “okay no lame princesses.”

MC’s daughter nodded fervently in agreement, “Yeah! I want a fun princess! Strong and brave!”

The little girl squealed in realization “I want a princess like daddy!”

“But daddy is a boy, sweetie,” MC tried to argue but of course, her daughter was not having it.

“Then make the story about a boy princess!”

“That’s called a prince, sweetie.”

The child blinked up blankly at MC. Okay, maybe that lesson should be for later. MC thought about how she would begin her story--rather Jumin’s story. How do you tell the story of a prince with Jumin in mind. She had to laugh at that thought. Jumin was already a prince. She just needed to gain some inspiration from experience.

“Okay,” MC cuddled her daughter close bringing a blanket over them, “once upon a time...

there was a young prince named Jumin Han. He lived in a palace that overlooked the kingdom, made of alabaster and gold. His father, the king, loved Jumin very much and thought that it was time for the young prince to get married.

MC’s daughter latched on to every word, her wide eyes sparkling with intrigue. This allowed MC to continue the story with fervor.

“Jumin, my son,” said the king, “it is time for you to wed a bride. I have found someone suitable woman for you, a student of my most trusted advisor! Her name is Sarah and it would please me if you would take the time to meet her.”

“What did he say?”

“Patience little, one.” MC chided, dotingly.

Prince Jumin was not happy with the sudden mention of marriage. He knew nothing of this woman and did not want to know her either. This led to a fierce argument between the father and son.

“I am only looking at your best interest at heart, please consider this.”

“Did you ever take the time to consider my thoughts on the matter?” the prince answered back, clearly angry with his father’s decision, “I am not one of your commodities.”

Steaming the young prince took off to find comfort in his trusted friend--uh--the rare siberian white tiger, Elizabeth III.

The child giggled at the mention of the family pet. The said feline stretched leisurely on the foot of the bed. Her bright blue eyes looked amused. MC smiled back and then continued her story.

Prince Jumin was upset. He needed to get away from the suffocating palace. So, when night fell, Prince Jumin replaced his expensive royal clothes with simple commoner’s clothes so that no one woul recognize him.He wore a hooded cloak over it just to be sure and then snuck out of the palace.

It was nothing like he’d ever seen before. The prince had spent his whole life in the palace. The busy streets were a treat for his eyes. The prince roamed around the and saw vendors selling every kind of thing he could think of--jewelry, food, pots and pans. In one stand he saw a man selling fish. Beside the stall he saw three kittens and the their mother mewling hungrily. The kind prince took pity on the small creatures. Without thinking of the consequences, the prince grabbed the handsomest fish from the pile and gave it to the kittens.

“I hope this would help you,” he said to the cats and he swore that the mother meowed at him gratefully.

Satisfied with his good deed, the prince started to leave to continue his adventure around the city. That was, until a harsh hand grabbed him.

“You better pay for that,” a bearded man with a raspy voice asked, gripping Prince Jumin’s wrist tightly.

“I don’t have any money,” he admitted, a little confused. Usually, everything he asked for was free. What was different now?

“Fool!” the man bellowed alerting everyone around them, “you can’t just take what you want and not pay, you peasant!”

“There must be some mistake!” Jumin struggled with the man’s tight grasp, “if you could let me go, then I would ask money from the King!”

The man growled, pinning the Prince’s hand on a stone slab, he brandish a large sword above the air and with a scary voice yelled, “Do you know what the punishment is for stealing?!”

“No!” the child cried, jumping up on MC’s lap, “he was helping the kitty! He left his money at the palace because he changed clothes!”

“Yes,” MC said sadly, “but the man didn’t know that. No one knew that he was a prince in disguise.”

The man held up his sword and was ready to chop off the prince’s hand but then the sword vanished, confusing the fish vendor.

“Thank you so much!” a voice sad from right beside them, “I have been looking everywhere for you!”

The prince looked up to see a woman, holding the sword behind her back. Of all the wonders he had seen in this new world, she was by far the most beautiful one. She caught him looking at him and surprised him when she smiled at him as if they had known each other for a long time.

MC winked at her daughter and the young girl giggled, realising that another one of her favorite people had come into the story--her own mother.

“Do you know this man?” the fish vendor asked the beautiful young woman.

“Yes!” she said, “this is my brother. Thank you for looking after him! He’s not quite right in the head.”

Prince Jumin was about to argue but the girl silenced him with a sharp look. She grabbed the prince away from the fish vendor and placed him protectively behind her.

“He said he knew the king.”

“He thinks the cat is the king.” she rolled her eyes and looked pointedly at Jumin.

Realizing the gravity of the situation the prince decided to played along, and bowed down to the cats on the alley, “O-oh wise King! How may I serve you?”

“See?” the girl said tightly holding on to Jumin, “no harm no foul. Good bye!”

With that they bolted down the street,the prince still confused at this mysterious girl who had saved him.

“What happened next!” the little girl demanded now completely out of MC’s embrace. From across the room, standing along the open doorway Jumin answered.

“The prince fell in love with the girl.”

“Daddy!” their daughter squealed in glee, not waiting a minutte longer, MC laughed as she watched the four year old ran towards Jumin, leaping into his arms.

“How long have you been listening to the story?” MC asked her husband, a little embarrassed.

“Long enough,” Jumin chuckled, “what an interesting story.”

“Daddy, do you know how the story goes?” the child’s tiny hands were on either sides of Jumin’s face, gently calling for her father’s attention. She obviously was still not ready to sleep. “Maybe you and momma can tell it together!”

Jumin kissed his daughter’s temple, a fond look in his eyes as he glanced at her and then his wife “I already know how it ends.”

#requested #Jumin Han #Jumin Han x MC #Jumin #fluff #Mystic Messenger #Mysme #MM

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just-jordie-things · 8 years

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300 FOLLOWERS!? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GUYS SO I WENT THRU AND ANSWERED THE ASKS

1. what’s your favorite food?

i think sushi. smoked eel nigiri roll, and trust me, it’s amazing

2. do you have any ‘special’ talents?

maybe writing idk i’m an average writer

3. what’s your zodiac sign?

leo

4. have any siblings? older or younger? brother or sister? do you get along?

younger brother, and we’re like best friends. we get into a lot of trouble together

5. what was your first ship?

the first one i was head over heels for would be scallison. still am.

6. how old are you?

16 in july

7. if you had to get married right now, who would you choose and why?

ummm dyaln o’brien? sorry that was an unrealistic question i’m probably always gonna answer with him. a l w a y s

8. any interesting life mini stories?

ok so last summer, i was hanging out with my bff @taegdcl1018, and she lives by the playground so we went to hang out there. it was real chill, swinging and listening to music and stuff. and when i got up and started walking, there was A BEE ON MY SHIRT. so i screamed, and started wigging out, and of course brooklyn is like ‘girl chill’ (and tbh bees don’t scare me that much) anyways, this bee is still on my shirt, and im running around, and it’s still stuck on it. and THAT my sweeties, is how i took my shirt off in a public playground. NO WORRIES THO! there was no one around besides me and my bff, and she gave me her over shirt thingy before we left. (also, it’s still difficult for me to wear that shirt. it’s like i have PTSD)

9. who are your favorite artists/musicians right now?

melanie martinez, twenty one pilots, lana del rey, halsey, marilyn manson, blue october, blackbear, arctic monkeys, and kaleo

10. Want kids? Why?

i like the idea, but i think i’d say no. i’m just not that responsible, not enough to care for a little person who would need me

11. hobbies?

writing, reading, playing piano, drawing, collaging (if that’s how you’d put it?) and editing

12. any pets?

oui, a chihuahua named delilah that my friends and i call taco

13. favorite ship(s)?

STYDIA MALEC MALIRA SCALIA AND MANIGGY

14. best cartoon?

Bob’s Burgers. I love it.

15. best friends?

@taegdcl1018 and @peter-andhislostgirls. they’re my besties. we’re mermaids.

16. what color are your eyes?

morning sky blue lmao

17. what is your relationship status?

utterly single but flirting

18. favorite pair of shoes?

PURPLE CONVERSE I PAINTED WHITE AND USED SHARPIE TO WRITE STUFF ON

19. favorite snapchat filter?

the bunny with the snow lol

20. favorite book?

The Replacement, by Brenna Yovanoff

21. opinion on drugs/alcohol?

gross. i don’t like to judge, but I don’t like people throwing their lives away.

22. dream vacation?

Los Angeles. everywhere there, just walking in the streets and listening to music

23. how many pictures are on your phone?

2,030

24. best ice cream flavor?

chocolate chip cookie dough with hot fudge

25. where do you go to shop?

hot topic and forever 21 are my favorite

26. favorite class?

enriched english. from the literature we get to read and the comedic of a teacher, it’s just great.

27. most embarrassing memory?

um, did you not read the story about the bee on my shirt?

28. what’s one of your favorite memories?

spending one of my bffs birthday watching horror movies in our underwear and hello kitty blankets. there was also home made cake and doggos involved

29. what are your five most frequently played songs?

1. Where’s My Love - Syml 2. Drive - Halsey 3. Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson 4. Hard For - Kevin Gates 5. Crazy In Love - Beyonce (um the 50 Shades of Grey remix…)

30. play any instruments?

piano and i used to know guitar and ukulele but it’s been a while

31. best breakfast meal?

chocolate chip pancakes with a shit ton of butter

32. who was the last person you called?

@taegdcl1018 for 2 hours and 17 minutes last night. we discussed doing a collab ;)

33. fries or onion rings?

fries

34. daytime or night time?

night time. it’s much more peaceful and overall more beautiful

35. how many languages do you know?

english and I’d like to say french, but i’m not fluent so i don’t think it counts

36. if you could only date one character from Teen Wolf, who would you date? why?

Malia Tate. I feel like we could really teach each other things and she’d be overprotective and cute and yeee

37. best friend IRL and best friend via social media?

BEST FRIENDS IRL @taegdcl1018 and @peter-andhislostgirls and my best friends via social media are @failingmemequeen and Sarah (who doesn’t have a tumblr)

38. favorite picture?

there’s one my friend took in the lunch room last year, a selfie of her and my other bffs

39. fanfiction or fanart?

fanfiction

40. when did you first start writing fanfics?

two years ago, my first teen wolf was a scallison one that i wrote before i even watched the show

41. favorite type of noodle?

the mac and cheese that looks like shells

42. favorite summer activity?

writing outside lol

43. if you could take a pic with one character at Disney, who would you choose?

alice from alice in wonderland. i just love her.

44. best season of Teen Wolf?

i’m stuck between 3b and 6a

45. ok do you watch ANYTHING other than Teen Wolf?

I do! The Walking Dead, Riverdale, The Fosters, American Horror Story, Shameless, Orange is the New Black, Shadowhunters, Friends, and Pretty Little Liars

46. apple or samsung?

apple. duh.

47. an annoying experience that you would like to vent about?

one time this girl told me if a man punches a woman, she should be grateful. she claimed it was because of gender equality, which i am ALL for, but i thought it was disgusting, because if ANYONE punches you, no matter the gender, honestly i think you should just go ahead and punch them back

48. favorite pop tart flavor?

hot fudge sundae

49. McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s?

BK I can’t say no to a hershey pie

50. would you rather fly or be invisible?

hahahaa be invisible then my embarrassing moments wouldn’t be noticed

51. favorite board game?

candyland or monopoly

52. circus or magic show?

magic show bc my brother loves magic tricks and i always get to see him try them and it’s just funny

53. waterpark or amusement park?

amusement park, i love rollercoasters and thrills!

54. any sentimentally valuable possessions?

my grandmothers first engagement ring, she gave it to me

55. what’s your favorite mode of travel?

car trips

56. what piece do you choose to be in Monopoly?

the top hat. i love hats.

57. when was the last time you cried? why?

yesterday because i read SUCH a good stiles angst i teared up

58. favorite Marvel character?

ooh….um…. if i HAD to choose, i think i’d have to choosequicksilver from the X-Men franchise. woot woot evan peters!

59. any nicknames?

yea: potato, captain crunch, and scoot.

60. what will be/is your senior quote?

“if someone from the future doesn’t come to stop you from doing something, then how bad can it be?

61. play any sports?

HELL NAH

62. if you were stranded on an island and had to bring 3 other people, who would they be and why?

my besties brookie and tay, and dylan o’brien cuz i’m gonna need entertainment somehow

63. lucky numbers?

8, 88, 666, and 18

64. label yourself (ethnicity, gender, sexuality etc)

i’m a white, bisexual, atheist woman

65. dogs or cats?

i love both so much but kittens man…

66. scooters or skateboards?

scooters.

67. favorite DC character?

harley quinn by far

68. bugs bunny or daffy duck?

daffy duck

69. are you sexually expierienced? (lol iyt #69 so i had to)

does reading smut count?

70. did you have a valentine this year?

I DID!

71. vlogging or blogging?

so i do have a tumblr and technically it’s called a blog but i mean it’s not really a blog. and sometimes my friend and i pretend to be vloggers so i guess vlogging

72. pandas or polar bears?

panda bears

73. favorite hello kitty character?

tuxedo sam

74. if you were going to travel to another country, where would you go?

Savoy France, to see a girl that I’ve become friends with and have wanted to see for a while

75. most used emoji?

the squid. it just looks so happy and joyful. i use it to tell people i love them

76. why did you start writing?

fanfiction? bc i was disappointed in jeff davis for killing off an angel who didn’t deserve it.

77. favorite fanfic?

I CAN’T CHOOSE!!! everything @writing-obrien has ever done

78. what’s your favorite show to binge?

teen wolf and riverdale

79. dresses or skirts?

i like both but i’m always in jeans. but probably skirts

80. favorite app?

tumblr duh

81. favorite word?

mechanical

82. what’s your favorite thing to write about?

stiles imagines and things about trees

83. who is your inspiration? for anything really

writing-obrien aforementioned for writing. and twenty one pilots for music

84. would you rather go to neverland or wonderland?

wonderland! I want an unbirthday tea party!

85. favorite actor?

dylan o’brien

86. favorite actress?

crystal reed

87. favorite youtuber?

brandon rogers. 11/10 RECOMMEND WATCHING

88. if you could live in any fantasy land where would you pick and why?

still wonderland, because i feel like it’d just be so much fun lol

89. sleeping or eating?

ooh that’s a toughie. probably eating. I’m a high class food slut

90. favorite letter of the alphabet?

91. fruits or veggies?

fruits

92. modern or ancient?

both?

93. smut, fluff, or angst?

fluff is my #1 but i like it all

94. if you were to go into a battle, what would be your weapon of choice?

probably a unicorn horn.

95. unicorns or pegasuses?

more unicorns!

97. thoughts on swearing?

swearing is so fucking dumb. like why fucking do that you fucking fuck? lmao swearings ok in the appropriate places. not in a kindergarden classroom, but who cares if you’re at a bar?

98. reading or writing?

UGH WHY MAKE ME CHOOSE! I’M SKIPPING THIS ONE

99. big cities or small town country sides

big cities

100. east coast or west coast?

livin on the east coast but dreamin of the west

101. what do you love about your favorite character?

i love the way she really delves into her emotions, even though everyone thinks she doesn’t really have any, you can really tell what she’s feeling through her eyes, and that’s hard to do when it’s on a screen and not written in a fanfiction

thank you guys so sooo much for 300 follows! it made me tear up this morning, and means a lot to me that people actually like and enjoy my writings and i really hope that the only way i can go, is up, and i just really hope that i still have the love and support you guys give to me :) big hearts and big hugs for every one of you

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Vault Chat

Keep in mind, jack was probably on for about 10 minutes, and there were 200 people on the chat!! Here’s the part of the vault chat that I got.

<Apple_Blossom> check out the paintings of RomIne Brooks... she was friends with Rimbaud@Jack White

· <Hunter Arias> Thanks for the input!

· <Jack White> @Rodney Flater hmmmmm......

· <DonTazeMeBro> @Jack White I have been heavy into Sturgill Simpson, you like him?

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack What was the last project you weren't sure if you could actually finish?

· <Christina Kinzler> @KRIST3N Sucks

· <DanielleMeiling> @Jack White Hi Jack. Any news on when American Epic is getting released?

· <gabbyalucas> Favorite album at the moment?

· <RRRecords> @Jack White What is your favorite baseball movie? Mine is The Natural.

· <Jack White> @MaWaiDu life

· <Jack White> lot of peoples in here

· <Nick(Boat)> @Jack White What's your thoughts on United on Chestnut?

· <MaWaiDu> lol

· <Trale Merz> Favorite 3 ball parks

· <Maxman142001> Hints for the next vault?

· <msmaggie> see you at Zolli for coffee? 10 minutes?

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> Lol

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White are the new presses up and running at Cass???

· <Christina Kinzler> @Jack White Too many ppls boo

· <Marjorie Hernandez> @Jack White might be worth the investment 😉

· <Jack White> @RRRecords i like the natural very much, quote me a line from it

· <bloomooks> We missed you, Jack. That's why

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> righhhtttttt

· <RobScarr> @Jack White enjoyed reading your words in 'the drum thing' book very inspiring as a drummer myself

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Jack White Did you have fun in Deep Ellum with WarStick? It's the coolest neighborhood in Dallas.

· <Billy Daneau> for how long you haven't talked to meg

· <Mat Kancler> @Jack White looking for interns? I'm your guy!

· <Kerri Grendel> Jack, you are loved.

· <RACHELSWENS> Bout time you came on here, i didnt think anyone actually used it

· <Christopher Merritt> @Jack White - have you heard the new Washington Phillips cd?

· <Janet Hall> @JackWhite I ordered your guitar pics, can't wait to get them!

· <Kelly McCleary> @Jack White we're all jonesing for news

· <Drebin> Thank you for everything Jack. Can't wait to see your next project!

· <Pabs> Any plans to tour last Dead Weather's album?

· <Rob Frost> too many peoples. i go sleep now

· <Francscoxvier> Greetings from Saskatoon

· <gabbyalucas> So so so stoked about the new Lillie album. Huge fan of her stuff. Can't wait another second!

· <Apple_Blossom> ha

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White have you listened to Cindy Wilson's new EP yet?

· <gabbyalucas> So many people, slightly breaking the chat haha

· <Maxman142001> @jack have you picked up any new guitars lately?

· <Kate Cox> Favourite Nick Cave track?

· <Mandy Thomas> Loved the last Vault Package...it was my first! Came on Christmas Eve!

· <Marjorie Hernandez> You draw quite the crowd, jack!

· <caity> Did you guys get a lot of new subscribers for the package? I loved the vault package, the pendant is dope!!! !!! !!! !!!

· <Breanna Gibitz> Jack. I think you're great. just wanted to say that.

· <Christopher Merritt> This is insane btw

· <Karen Proffitt> I think we missed you.....

· <LordKhan> @Jack White You can't spell it, but it eats pretty good, don't it?

· <Lindsey Crooks> It's been so long! I thought you might have died.

· <Sarah Sparks> @Marjorie Hernandez what up lady?! Did you have a good b-day?

· <Jack White> @Kate Cox red right hand

· <Mallory McClain> @Jack White thoughts on any of the festival lineups that have been released? they seem a little lacking imo

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack would you ever open up a new upholstery shop?

· <caitinlv> @Jack White big ups to Bump Bailey

· <Christina Kinzler> @Jack White Whats the word on the pressing plant opening?

· <Lucas Marinho> What kind of drumsticks do you use, Jack?

· <STL_Ben> remember 10 minutes ago when there was only 4 people logged in?

· <gabbyalucas> I'm actually in class right now. I cant learn knowing Jack's online

· <RACHELSWENS> See what happens when you leave us for too long

· <Rodrigo Cortes> Live at Disgraceland was awesome

· <jen&juice> Did you have a nice Christmas with the kiddos?

· <KYLOSIS> Congratulations on 30 Vaults!

· <Mommaboat> @Jack White missed you at New Years!!

· <RRRecords> @Jack White "pick me out a winner Bobby"

· <Mommaboat> @Jack White love me some Lillie Mae

· <tanzaib> New raconteurs lp this year

· <Sarah Sparks> @Jack White did you ever watch

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <Jack White> @caitinlv you mean baortholemew bailey

· <Vinnie Vrhovnik> Holy shit this is moving fast today

· <Billy Daneau> why the single on the last vault package wasn't red and blue just one color

· <RACHELSWENS> Hi Jack! What did you do for the holiday?

· <TWS_Andre> The Raconteurs I miss them so much!!

· <Sarah Sparks> aky Blinders"? great soundtrack (mostly because of you!)

· <Jessica Russell> @jJck White I've missed you! Best twitter notification all day

· <Norm bethune> @Jack White Any live shows coming up Det or Nash

· <Christina Kinzler> @Jack White Missed you at the Magic Stick

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White would you consider using the film from 2 against 1 to make an official video from the film 2 Guns??

· <MFSSkinny> @Jack White Pick me out a winner, Bobby

· <KYLOSIS> @Sarah Sparks Great show!

· <Breanna Gibitz> I'm running out of wall space for all the rad stuff you guys put in packages

· <Maxman142001> @jack white - have you given Blackwell any tips on his drumming?

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <gabbyalucas> Hey Jack, what did you get for Christmas?

· <Jack White> @RACHELSWENS hunted whompus kitties

· <KRIST3N> I recently framed some of my favorite TMR silk screens. Wanda looks so purdy in her magenta mat board

· <DonTazeMeBro> @Jack White its 8 below zero in Minnesota want to visit

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack favorite episode of Twilight Zone?

· <LordKhan> Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.

· <Isfeld> @Jack White any vacation plans for the summer?

· <Pabs> Btw congrats you guys have the best customer service!

· <Sarah Sparks> @KYLOSIS right?!

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Jack White Did you like our twitter submissions for the Tin Man scavenger hunt contest? That was really fun

· <Tuesday Cummins-Smith> @Jack White did the shop girls get their top hat from The Rad Hatter?

· <Jack White> @LordKhan suit up

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> meow

· <KYLOSIS> @Sarah Sparks Better soundtrack!

· <Sarah Sparks> catty wampus!

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White is it a blizzard in Nashville now??

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White I thought you would like this...I found a 1956 Ford Thunderbird Christmas post card flexi disc at an antique store recently!

· <Christina Kinzler> @Jack White What is the word on the Diecast RRS? Is that going to happen?

· <Janet Hall> @JackWhite Tour some more please!

· <MFSSkinny>

· <RACHELSWENS> You hunted whompus kitties over the holiday?

· <Jason Koffman> How about releasing a Slim & Slam LP?

· <Breanna Gibitz> JACK, will you fund a replica TMR store I can live in? I love the style of it there

· <caitinlv> @Jack White when a guy runs into the wall like that he should be called Bump

· <AlleyOops> When are you coming back to Austin? :D

· <chuck hosner> Working on a new solo album by chance?

· <MaggieMay> Jack. Any plans to release the Masonic lazaretto show?

· <Billy Daneau> solo album?

· <Hannah Geere> Did you enjoy being on Prairie Home Companion enough to come back to Minneapolis again in the near future??

· <Lucas Marinho> I don't like to be this guy, but please come to Brazil. There's so many new bands around my city. I'm surge you'd love them

· <Cameo Kraft> Have any new years resolutions??

· <KYLOSIS> @Jack White Are you in the touring mood this year?

· <Apple_Blossom> @chuck hosner !!!!!

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <Jack White> @KYLOSIS hmm...

· <Maxman142001> @Jack White have you been to Johnny Walkers new studio?

· <jo7981> Would you ever come to Newfoundland again?

· <staci freeworth> @jack I love all the cool things you are doing but I must admit, I miss some jack white music......

· <Breanna Gibitz> I truly want my house to resemble the style of TMR in Nash

· <Lucas Marinho> sure*

· <Isfeld> @Jack White Gotten into any new bands lately?

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> Stop don't even tease like that!

· <EngineDriver> Have you seen the new Star Wars?

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White are you going to play on OJs new release?

· <DonTazeMeBro> @Jack White Fuck YES

· <Sarah Sparks> @Jack White a soul like you can't sit still for long!

· <Jack White> @jo7981 god i hope so, i loved newfoundland

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack I saw Karen perform with Rufus Wainwright at the Roman for Christmas, did a great job

· <DonTazeMeBro> i will take this as a yes

· <Patricio Pinto Castro> @Jack White new raconteurs record soon?

· <Mandy Thomas> I'm with KYLOSIS....touring?? come to Texas!!

· <MaWaiDu> Ryman*

· <Able_And_Want> 2017 is a good year for touring

· <KRIST3N> My New Years resolution was to go to a Jack white show...help me out!

· <KYLOSIS> @Jack White Canada misses you!

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <gabbyalucas> How do you think this year's gonna go in comparison to last, jack?

· <jen&juice> I visited Galco's! What's your favorite soda or pop? Which is it?

· <Michael Stevens> @Jack White will we ever get the full Worlds Fastest Record show?

· <Kate Cox> do you have a cat?

· <Jonathan> you should invite Ryan Adams to do something at your headquarters. He tweeted the other day that he's a big fan of you and what you're doing after teasing his fans with record booth recordings from the machine at electric ladyland

· <Breanna Gibitz> If you do tour this year, please don't skip Cleveland, Ohio :) We miss you

· <Mat Kancler> @Jack White Looking for interns? I'm your guy!

· <RRRecords> @Jack White "I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for."

· <ThirdSon> @Jack White Time for a TMR NYC, right?

· <matthewvh> @Jack White Any idea on when Pokey's Blue Room show will be released?

· <KRIST3N> Rochester, Buffalo...even Syracuse!

· <RobScarr> @Jack White will there be a vault package dedicated to Icky Thump in its 10th year (this year)?

· <Trale Merz> Top 3 MLB ballparks

· <Roxxan> @ThirdSon Oooh. Yes. TMR NYC please!

· <Shane Rennie> Yes!! We need a Ryan Adams live at third man!

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Jack White Please come to Dallas if you tour again! Deep Ellum :)

· <Nick(Boat)> @Jack White, what have you been listening to in the car lately? RTJ3?

· <David Jamieson> going to spain for my honeymoon -- any favorite spots you can pass on?

· <Jessica McConaughy> @ThirdSon LA first!

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <Aidan Abbott> Jack, will you come to my high school graduation?

· <Karen Proffitt> How about Cincy?

· <Jack White> @RRRecords "you had an amazing gift, but it's not enough....i think you're a loser"

· <RACHELSWENS> Yeah play in buffalo

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White favorite tracks in paramount 1 and 2??? i just picked both of the up

· <DonTazeMeBro> @Jack White tell Ben we need another contest soon, pick a number trivia anything

· <Billy Daneau> any tour youre thinking about?

· <Maxman142001> @jack white any pop up stores for TMR in 2017?

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White you should come hang out in Athens, Ga! SO much music history

· <Jack White> @Aidan Abbott no

· <Travis Krause> @jack white What was the last thing you listened to?

· <Rick Kanas> Will TMR ever put out the Complete Tommy Johnson Recordings?

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> Was so close to getting into Jimmy Fallon, walked around the city all day :) but I missed it by one person. Performance was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

· <caitinlv> "we have two lives, the one we learn with and the one we live after that."

· <LordKhan> I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.

· <RACHELSWENS> It's cold and dark you'll like it

· <Christopher Merritt> @Jack White - how's about some more Sun Records reissues...?

· <tanzaib> What's next to be released on tmr

· <thirdgirlll> @Jack White do you own any pets

· <Jettkoral> @Jack White can I have a job

· <Aidan Abbott> Please

· <KRIST3N> @Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino watching jimmy now

· <Jack White> @Christopher Merritt yes!

· <thirdgirl> @jo7981 i'm from newfoundland too! ten years since the one note show :)

· <gabbyalucas> What did ya get for xmas, jack?

· <MaggieMay> Love vault #30. Thank you!

· <Brandon Attal> Tubbalicious says hello Jack & he would like his butt scratched

· <Michelle Erb> Hows the record plant coming along?

· <Vinnie Vrhovnik> Jack can you send the RRS to CLE to break up my boring shitty winter a bit?

· <Apple_Blossom> @Travis Krause weve been missing you

· <MaggieMay>

· <EngineDriver> Thoughts on what's happened to Conan's show?

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <Lucas Marinho> What is you favorite MUTANTES song, Jack?

· <Christopher Merritt> @Jack White - more Prisonaires please!

· <Angela Bell> Jack, what are you listening to today?

· <Mommaboat> @Jack White. Come to Indy with Margo Price for my birthday! 💙

· <Apple_Blossom> hahaha

· <LazyDynamite> What does Third Man have in store for the new year

· <Janet Hall> @Jack White HI Jack!

· <Jack White> @gabbyalucas not much, a skeleton of a sea lion from 1918

· <rscott11> @Jack White Are the Dough Rollers still making music?

· <Billy Daneau> vault number 33 will be awesome

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack have you seen the movie La La Land?

· <Mallory McClain> @Jack White have you heard about Jessi Zazu of Those Darlins? She's a badass musician who's been diagnosed with cancer. It'd be cool if TMR would put out a record or something as a benefit.

· <Sierra> @jack white I'm listening to your acoustic in Idaho right now. It's my favorite!

· <MFSSkinny> @Jack White "my life didn't turn out the way i expected"

· <Shane Rennie> How many guitars do you currently own?

· <Breanna Gibitz> @Vinnie Vrhovnik YES PLEASE

· <ThirdSon> @Jack White what color is Lillie Mae picking for her limited edition LP?

· <Marjorie Hernandez> Jack, what things from third man can we expect this year? Or maybe just expect the unexpected?

· <RRRecords> @Jack White "I could have been better. I could have broken ever record in the book."

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White we've been missing you too

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <Stoffel> how about another green series

· <Breanna Gibitz> we need it in Clevland

· <Jack White> @Shane Rennie 33

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> lol damn

· <DonTazeMeBro> @Jack White what is the best new album you heard this year

· <Patricio Pinto Castro> @Jack White what have been you doing?

· <LazyDynamite> I heard your an antique clock collector?

· <LordKhan> I just quoted that!

· <LazyDynamite>

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Jack White I'm finally seeing Margo Price in March in Dallas-- can't wait!!

· <KRIST3N> Jack can I apprentice at your upholstery company. Please?

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White did you ever meet/work with Johnny Cash before he died?

· <Jack White> @Stoffel they dont sell well, but i dont care

· <Jessica McConaughy> @Jack White much love! (Gotta hit the road and catch a flight) 💜 Thanks for being awesome

· <jen&juice> Have you heard of Reignwolf? Would make a killer blue room show- lucky to have great bands to see here in Seattle

· <Jack White> @Abbie Stein never met him, wish i had

· <gabbyalucas> Saw Karen's Instagram post of the kids' first day of school, warmer my heart. You have a beautiful family, you should be proud :)

· <Nick(Boat)> @Jack White, United on Chestnut ever going to press records again?

· <MFSSkinny> @Jack White "I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book"

· <tanzaib> Has cass pressing plant started yet

· <tgonger> For 2017 - produce or perform?

· <Maxman142001> @jack white got any old Detroit material to release on TMR this year?

· <Cameo Kraft> Any random thoughts for today??

· <Ira Washburn> Jack, what sound do You prefer- Rhodes or wurlitzer?

· <Sierra> @jack white what is your favorite song to play live?

· <Stoffel> @Jack White

· <rscott11> @Jack White Are the Dough Rollers still making music together?

· <Jack White> almost bought cash's house, but didn't want to live in a museum

· <MaggieMay> Jack, the lazaretto Masonic show was life changing. Thank you

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <Breanna Gibitz> I've been reading a book about Cash. It's been great, such an interesting dude.

· <LordKhan> @Jack White What's for dinner today?

· <RobScarr> @Jack White you going to get the new Tesla model 3?

· <Patricio Pinto Castro> @Jack White new raconteurs record soon?

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White its also haunted

· <Stoffel> @Jack White i love them, would love to see another one some day

· <Jessica Russell> @Jack White any big surprises in store for us in the coming months?

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White the one in Hendersonville?

· <Tracy Christian> Barry Gibb took that off of your hands.

· <LazyDynamite> Can you play a banjo clock

· <KYLOSIS> @Jack White The JC museum is my second favourite spot in Nashville.

· <Jack White> @Maxman142001 so much you dont even know! lot of production from me in detoit, but i wonder if people would like a vault release of some of it or not

· <Christina Kinzler> @Jack White Any chance of a diecast RRS??

· <Jack White> @Abbie Stein mmm mmm

· <Sierra> Of course!

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Jack White Do you like Hamilton the musical? Ever thought of doing a collab w/ Lin-Manuel Miranda?

· <EngineDriver> Jack, check out the album Piper in the Holler by Tim Cummings. He does Appalachian songs with smallpipes accompanied by banjo, guitar, etc

· <Celina Johnson> @Jack White Do you have a house in Tulsa?

· <Natalia Fallon> Any chance of a guest appearance at Loretta's Ryman shows?

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <Breanna Gibitz> We'd pretty much like a vault release of anything. Well, me at least.

· <jo7981> you know we would

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White stooges vault possible???

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White that would have been pretty cool

· <Jack White> @Morgan McPheeters i prefer the millard fillmore musical

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack Hardest worker you've ever worked with?

· <Ashley Lorenz> Did you do anything with John Doe when he was in Detroit?

· <Ashlyn Scoggins> How was your New Years?

· <gabbyalucas> What's TMR's stance on internships? I'm heading over to Nashville for college to study the music industry and interning over there would be a dream!

· <RACHELSWENS> Can you upholster something for me

· <Sarianna> That's an amazing Vault idea

· <Vinnie Vrhovnik> Dude you know we'd love the Detroit stuff in a vault

· <Keith Thraen-Borowski> Favorite record store in midwest (outside of Detroit)?

· <Hannah Geere> @Jack White thanks so much for releasing Get Behind Me Satan on vinyl, it's always been my favorite

· <jesssy> @Jack White so i have this old, tattered chair.......

· <Michelle Erb> Yes we want oldies from Detroit!! At least I do

· <Jack White> @MaWaiDu you're looking at him

· <Peppermint7> are you going to make it back to L.A. for the Grammys?

· <Angela Bell> Upholstered anything fancy lately? Besides famous couches...

· <DonTazeMeBro> @Jack White I would like the Margo Price austin city limits as a vault

· <Maxman142001> @Jack white I'd love to see a reissue of Von bondies Nite Train!

· <Melissa Gonzalez> @JackWhite yes a vault release please ❤

· <Isfeld> @Jack White Any TMR event in europe this year or the next?

· <Breanna Gibitz> Do you have a favorite guitar you always go back to?

· <Jack White> @Maxman142001 me too!

· <Jack White> @Breanna Kibitz yes

· <Bill Vouronikos> what r the chances of another raconteurs album?

· <Marjorie Hernandez> @Jack White has record store day officially been moved to April 22nd this year instead of the 15th?

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how's the upholstery business

· <KYLOSIS> @DonTazeMeBro That was a great perforamnce!

· <Aidan Abbott> You sound just like my dad

· <EngineDriver> Can we get a blue series of trad. Scottish and Irish tunes? You could record my seision group here in Denver!

· <Apple_Blossom> oh well...

· <DonTazeMeBro> I know Christie V from the Von Bondies

· <LazyDynamite> What kind of antiques do you collect

· <DonTazeMeBro> I used to work with her

· <Nathan Wiseman> Jack! Thank you for the newest vault release! I absolutely love it!

· <RRRecords> @Jack White can I pitch batting practice to you someday? It would be an honor to strike you out.

· <jen&juice> Yes Detroit Vault!

· <DonTazeMeBro> at the Mud Pie

· <Robert Cowley> Any of the Glastonbury shows gonna be in the vault soon

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> Always? What color is she?

· <Melissa Gonzalez> @JackWhite any new year resolutions?

· <Jack White> @DonTazeMeBro that must be after i worked with them

· <Mallory McClain> @Jack White Do you like Gibson electrics? I know you're a fan of the vintage acoustics

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack what are you working hard on now?

· <Patricio Pinto Castro> @Jack White something special about the 20 years of the white stripes?

· <Rodrigo Cortes> Who would you like to collaborate this year with?

· <Sarah Sparks> @Jack White RTJ sold out at Marathon! You gonna be there?

· <gabbyalucas> Trying to teach myself bass. Any tips on self-teaching?

· <Ira Washburn> @Jack White u like David lindley?

· <Jack White> @RRRecords you can't strike me out

· <DonTazeMeBro> In Minneapolis

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Jack White saw you and your elephant on American Pickers reruns. Picked up any cool treasures recently?

· <Eileen Corsano> hi Jack Happy New Year

· <Jack White> @gabbyalucas one string at a time

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White heard from Loretta lately? Her Christmas album was great

· <Breanna Gibitz> Have you ever visited the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cle?

· <trickster> @Jack White is Vault #31 ready to be announced?

· <Sierra> @jack white what is your favorite thing to drink/eat?

· <KRIST3N> Jack please come to Rochester ny. It's where Son House came to hide

· <tanzaib> @Jack White how about the upholsterers unreleased tracks

· <Jack White> @Breanna Kibitz nope

· <KYLOSIS> @Jack White American Epic, what up?

· <jacqu_marie> did Trump ask you to perform at the inauguration?

· <Karen Proffitt> How about Breakstone concert for a vault?

· <jesssy> @Jack White have you aquired any new instruments?

· <RRRecords> @Jack White I hear you can't hit a curve ball...

· <LazyDynamite> did you have say in what music went into mlb the show?

· <vickendom> If you wanted to test a turntable, what would be the 1st vinyl you'd play?

· <Marjorie Hernandez> How's warstic doing, jack?

· <Jack White> @Breanna Kibitz and i've never been invited to see it

· <Michael Stevens> @Jack White you should come back down to Austin during SXSW, I know this great record label that throws great parties away from all the chaos. ;)

· <Rick Kanas> "the magic eye sees all"

· <Nick(Boat)> @Jack White, did u get a chance to see the Dirtbombs/Soledad show in detroit over NYE?

· <Vinnie Vrhovnik> Jack in inviting you to the Rock Hall

· <Jack White> @vickendom the beatles revolver, check the left and right signals

· <caitinlv> this chat is sticky tiday

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how much would one of your couches cost

· <Alwaysin3s> @Jack White Jack I hope this New Year blesses you and keeps you well. That you find inspiration in the little things. Peace and love to you dear man

· <Apple_Blossom> @KYLOSIS great question... its likely gonna be on the tele in parts or serials

· <Rodrigo Cortes> Yes! SXSW!

· <DETROITSAINT> @JackWhite I could hear records pressing during the blood drive! Is it close?

· <MaggieMay> JW III your bens did a great show on NYE

· <Breanna Gibitz> ever have a desire to visit the Rock Hall just on a whim? Sad you haven't been invited ha

· <EngineDriver> Can we get a blue series of trad. Scottish and Irish tunes? You could record my seision group here in Denver!

· <vickendom> Thanks man!

· <Mandy Thomas> I love Revolver!!! come back to Dallas Jack!

· <Isfeld> @Jack White Any TMR related events in Europe some day soon?

· <Maxman142001> @Jack White will "Thats where it's at" ever get released?

· <Morgan McPheeters> @Mandy Thomas Amen!

· <Ira Washburn> When is your Detroit pressing plant going to be up and running?

· <Jack White> @Rick Kanas "i bet you i can tell right now, within a dollar either way, how much money you have on you.........you got ten bucks."

· <RACHELSWENS> Jack have you ever met Paul McCartney? He's my hero.

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack I relate to your song about entitlement, maybe the most true lyrics you've written, entitlement is everywhere!!!

· <DonTazeMeBro> Margo coming back in April to First Avenue have you played there

· <LazyDynamite> When will Tom Waits do a blue series?

· <Eve Jarman> Revolver's my favourite beatles album. Not a bad shout ;)

· <EngineDriver> Did you see that Beatles Eight Days a Week doc?

· <Nick(Boat)> @Jack White, any plans for a third store?

· <Patricio Pinto Castro> @Jack White come back to latin america soon please

· <Rick Kanas> "...and the silver?"

· <gabbyalucas> Bought my first vinyl copy of Lazaretto and I must say I was quite surprised when I discovered the hidden tracks. You weirdo :) can't wait for the new record to be even weirder

· <Jack White> @RACHELSWENS i saw him nearby once

· <STL_Ben> @Jack White you have released both mono and stereo recordings......when will we see a quadraphonic release from TMR?

· <DonTazeMeBro> the natrual

· <Ashlyn Scoggins> Jack, do you type with both hands or just one?

· <Abbie Stein> @Jack White what happened to the wax-o-rama in Nashville

· <Mandy Thomas> Going to see Margo at The Kessler!

· <MaggieMay> @jackwhite. I think a bone marrow registry during the blood drive would be awesome!

· <Marjorie Hernandez> Spent New Year's Eve in the Ryman this year... ever think about doing an acoustic show there yourself, jack?

· <Troo> Hi Jack !

· <RACHELSWENS> I dont think that counts.

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how much would one of your couches cost

· <jen&juice> I was at The Gorge when you played the whispering sea and it was incredible! @jack what are some of your favorite venues?

· <Cameo Kraft> Have any plans to open a new store anytime soon??

· <Melissa Gonzalez> @JackWhite are you currently reading anything interesting? Or have a recommendations?

· <Jack White> @gabbyalucas those tracks took a long time to write and record

· <chudd13> @Jack White "you can't spell it but it eats pretty good"

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> what make JW smile?

· <Nathan Wiseman> @JackWhite will the Dead Weather tour again?

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how much would one of your couches cost

· <gabbyalucas> I'm sure! But they were quite the surprise

· <DJRobbyRob> @Jack White Anything in the works with Dolly Parton?

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White did you like your colored pencils?

· <vickendom> I did "The Sound of Music" & Maria Callas' "Carmen" for 2 different TMR turntables.

· <MaggieMay> Jack white, give your blood.

· <ashleyredefine> Hello Jack-O!

· <Maxman142001> @Jack White have you recorded any solo material since the break?

· <RobScarr> @Jack White isn't one of them about smoking weed? haha

· <MaggieMay> Like the poster

· <Jack White> @Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino a woman asking if i'd like to go for a ride

· <MaWaiDu> @Jack we really appreciate your time, it's awful kind of you

· <Brandon Attal> My niece loves Weird Al, any chance you will release something from him?

· <Hunter Arias> That white house Hey Jude performance was great! cool to see you could be there

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> When can I pick you up?

· <Jeff Harrow> @Jack White how much would one of your couches cost

· <Jack White> @Hunter Arias i think paul was there

· <Alwaysin3s> @Jack White nice

· <Kelly McCleary> @Jack White Wanna go for a ride?

· <Breanna Gibitz> What do you do when you start falling for someone but you know it just won't work?

· <Apple_Blossom> did you here about the pipelines in cleveland and detroit???@Jack White

· <LazyDynamite> I love the new Tribe Called Quest... Ego is awesome!!!

· <KRIST3N> Jack would you like to go for a ride?

· <Apple_Blossom> very sad

· <Able_And_Want> Do you ever just pop in unannounced to talent shows at kids' schools or malls or places like that. I get worried about the future of our world, and then I see kids genuinely loving the music they're playing and dancing too and it makes me feel a little better. There's a lot of talent out there to be nurtured!

· <Jack White> have to go y'all, getting this pressing plant up and running is not easy....

· <Mallory McClain> @Jack White any news on the Luck Reunion sessions w/Margo et. al.?

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> I can chauffer you :)

· <Jack White> have a good day

· <Rodrigo Cortes> Ever been to Marfa, TX?

· <Cameron Fucile> good luck!

· <Rodrigo Cortes>

· <RACHELSWENS> Bye boy

· <Breanna Gibitz> have fun with that! Thanks jack

· <ashleyredefine> Bye bye

· <Ashlyn Scoggins> Keep working hard boo :)

· <KYLOSIS> Thanks for hanging out with us!

· <MaggieMay> You too!!!

· <Kelly McCleary> nice! bye!

· <thirdgirlll> @Jack White❤❤❤

· <Brandon Attal> Word

· <Jack White> make sure to do something positive for someone else

· <Daryl-Anne Fletcher> Bye Jack

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino>

· <Marjorie Hernandez> Later jack!!

· <Rick Kanas> take care Jack!!

· <tanzaib> @Jack White any news on the release of Voscovo stuff

· <gabbyalucas> Have a good day man, thanks for this!

· <Melissa Gonzalez> Have a nice day JW!! ❤❤❤

· <DJRobbyRob> @Jack White Thank you!

· <meohmy> @Jack White Thanks, Jack! Love you!

· <bloomooks> You too, Jack. Thanks for dropping in

· <DonTazeMeBro> will do

· <jen&juice> You have a better one!

· <STL_Ben> and time to funnel back down to 4 people

· <Jack White> without them knowing about it....

· <Breanna Gibitz> thank you

· <Hunter Arias> Thanks! Have a great day!

· <Sierra> @jack white bye jack💙☺

· <Apple_Blossom> @Jack White thanks

· <Janet Hall> Will do

· <Sarah Sparks> love you! Best of luck in 2017

· <thirdgirl> thanks jack, happy new year to you

· <staci freeworth> thansk for saying Hi jack. Miss your music!!

· <Mommaboat> @Jack White 💙💙💙

· <KRIST3N> My bf will appreciate that advice

· <Melissa Gonzalez> Always ❤

· <Dina Grace Zoe Sciortino> love you

· <RRRecords> @Jack White peace and love, peace and love

· <LordKhan> Thanks Jack!

· <Sarianna> Thank you for saying hello!

· <ashleyredefine> For sure!

· <Rodrigo Cortes> Happy New Years Jack!

· <STL_Ben> DOH I missed jack! What did he say? Who has a transcript?

· <Sierra> You're the best ❤️

· <DJRobbyRob> I missed like the first 13 minutes

· <Nova_Jane> I just found out that my friend is Billy Wayne Davis' cousin. Small world!!! :)

· <Mandy Thomas> @Hunter Arias---Mother Nature's Son was amazing!

· <caitinlv> have a good one Jack & taje care

· <MaWaiDu> bye

· <Mandy Thomas> @Hunter Arias---Mother Nature's Son was amazing!

· <Michael Stevens> have fun!

· <Mommaboat> @Jack White 💙💙💙

· <Mandy Thomas> Bye Jack

#jack white #vault chat #third man records #tmr #tmr vault #tmr vault chat

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Mastering the Art of the Tablescape

When a room is nearly finished and all the major pieces of furniture are in place, there’s one thing you need to make the space feel complete: an artfully arranged tablescape, or grouping of objects on a console, coffee, side or center table.

“The poetry of a room is often found in these more intimate details,” said Dan Fink, an interior designer in New York. “Styling is about bringing a sense of personal beauty, and heart, to a room. The personality of the space, and the person who lives in it, can come through in personal objects.”

Empty tabletops, by comparison, often feel unfinished. “A room without accessories or styling is soulless,” said Sarah Bartholomew, an interior designer in Nashville. “Styling a table makes a room feel finished and lived in. It’s a way to personalize your home while adding depth and style.”

That’s harder than it sounds. The tablescapes that designers create for their clients may look effortless, but they require more than a little thought and effort. So how do you create a tablescape that looks artful, not awkward? We asked interior designers and home stagers to share their strategies.

Find Inspiration

A tabletop is an ideal place to express your personality and showcase your collections with a little decorative flair. A tablescape, Mr. Fink said, should be “a combination of all of the things that reflect one’s life and personal interests.”

In his case, that means tables scattered with nautical instruments; lion sculptures and prints (Leo is his astrological sign); objects that evoke his Austrian heritage; gifts from his husband, the interior designer Thomas O’Brien; and objects and books that recall Paris, a favorite city.

Or look to the key colors and materials in a room to inform the pieces you select to display on tables, suggested Steven Gambrel, an interior designer in New York, who collects curiosities while traveling and uses them as accessories in his projects.

“If you have a beautiful blue-glazed wall, and there’s a blue-glazed vessel on the table, it brings the wall closer to you,” he said. “It brings the big picture, which is the room, down to a smaller scale.”

When a tablescape isn’t working, he added, “it usually has to do with a missing color or material.”

Plan the Composition

Creating a tablescape is more art than science, and there are many ways to go about it. Few designers aim for complete symmetry, but most try to achieve a sense of balance or order across the composition.

“Look at the paintings of Morandi or other artists who were good at composition,” Mr. Gambrel said. “Sometimes the corner will be taller, and then it works its way down” to smaller objects toward the front and the other side of the table.

“You want to ensure there’s balance between the items,” Ms. Bartholomew said. “Sometimes I divide a square coffee table into four quadrants. Two kitty-corner quadrants might have stacks of books for balance, and then I’ll put a large vessel or bowl on the third quadrant and an interesting object, like a bone-inlay hurricane or something collected, in the fourth quadrant.”

Other approaches include placing the tallest pieces at the center of the table and working toward smaller objects at the edges, or creating two clusters of objects at either end of a rectangular table and leaving the center relatively open.

Start With Something Tall

Most successful tablescapes have objects of varying heights, with the tallest item often setting the tone for the composition.

“I usually start with something tall at the center of the table, or off to one side, and then work from there,” said Meridith Baer, the founder of Meridith Baer Home, a home-staging company with offices across the country. “For height, I like to bring in a statue, a nice floral or a lamp. The higher the ceiling, the more height you can bring in on a table.”

After situating the tallest object, she said, “I lay out the still life in relation to that piece.”

Mix Materials

The best tablescapes become more interesting the closer you get to them. One of the ways to create that kind of appeal is to include objects made with varying materials, textures and finishes.

“I like to combine things that are rough and fine, old and new, ancient and modern,” Mr. Fink said. “It’s about different juxtapositions. Perhaps it’s glass and crystal with pottery and ceramics, or stone with wood and metals.”

Most designers also like to include something natural, like plants or flowers. “I always love having something alive,” Ms. Bartholomew said. “Every vignette cannot always have flowers, but you can find ferns and plants that are low-maintenance. When you’re entertaining, it’s a moment for cut flowers from your garden.”

Use Books Creatively

A few handsome coffee-table books on art, design, fashion or travel can be pleasing to look at while also communicating your interests. And small stacks of books can be used as mini-pedestals to elevate decorative objects.

Some designers use books in a way that shows off more than their spines and covers. Cheryl Eisen, the founder of the New York-based design and home-staging firm Interior Marketing Group, often places open books on tables to call attention to favorite pages.

“I love an interesting art book — like a giant book of Picasso photographs I have — and I’ll have it open on a bookstand,” she said. “It’s an interesting conversation piece, because it’s open to a specific page and invites a conversation. And I change it to different pages all the time.”

Or she’ll try to find a page that picks up on colors in the room: “We’ll open the book to a page that matches the color story we want to tell.”

Create Groupings of Objects

Small groupings of objects within a larger tablescape can add visual interest.

“I like a small cluster of the same kind of object — maybe three or five things, with different heights,” Ms. Baer said. “A grouping of candlesticks, pieces of pottery from the same period or tiny carved statues from Indonesia. Right now, on my coffee table I have a few Chinese vases that are all in celadon colors, but in different shapes.”

To reinforce a grouping, the objects can be set on a tray, in a bowl or on top of a piece of stone.

“I’m keen on trays that have an inch-and-a-half- or two-inch edge to them,” Mr. Gambrel said. “It cleans up the composition. It frames the objects in the same way that a frame works with a painting.”

And “if you do two trays” on a single tabletop, he added, “the space you’ve created between the trays is also a great place for an object.”

Add a Sculptural Note

“One trick, for sure, is to bring in an organic shape,” Mr. Gambrel said, as a foil to objects with geometric forms. “Perhaps a piece of driftwood in the country, or a bronze sculpture with an irregular shape in the city. Those curvy shapes pull all the other pieces together.”

At his house in the Hamptons, for example, he has “a particularly gnarly driftwood piece on my table outside, under a covered porch,” he said. “It scoops around a hurricane and another vessel, and ties the whole thing together.”

It’s the variation in shape, he said, that “helps to make a composition a little more sophisticated, and loosens things up.”

Look Beyond the Tabletop

Once you have selected the accessories to display on a table, take a step back and consider the spaces around the table. The appearance of a console, in particular, will be affected by the objects mounted on the wall behind or placed underneath.

“You need to think through the entire vignette,” Ms. Bartholomew said. “Often I’ll put a basket underneath, or a potted fern. It’s something to finish it out, so there are no holes.”

Mr. Gambrel said he frequently hangs art above a console or corner table, with the specific objective of completing a tablescape. As a result, the art is not always centered over the table, and may be mounted lower on the wall than expected.

“It’s all put together like a collage,” he said. “You just play around with the pieces until it looks good.”

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37 Hilarious Phrases Parents Say to Avoid Cursing in Front of Kids

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“Mrs. Andersen? We need to talk about your son’s new favorite word.” I’ll never forget that phone call from the preschool teacher of my adorable, cherub-cheeked four-year-old. Like many kids his age, my son had discovered a fun new word and wanted to use it all the time—and the fact that it got a major reaction from all the adults around him made it just that much better. The word? Motherf*****.

The day prior, I’d been bending over to tie his shoe when his older brother threw open the front door, nailing me right between the eyes with the metal doorknob. I’m not much of a curser but there’s nothing like pain so searing that you see stars (literally) to make a mom lose her, um, shiznits. I let out a string of curse words that would make a sailor blush. And of course, my kiddo remembered the best one.

When he got home that day, we had to have a long talk about appropriate language and I learned as much of a lesson as he did. If you don’t want to hear your toddler call their friend a “d*****bag” then you’d better not say it in front of him. As a parent, your creativity is one of your best skills—and we don’t just mean with Play-Doh. Here are some of our favorite swear-substitutes real parents use.

1. “My curse words come out sounding like a mix of Yosemite Sam, the Swedish Chef, and (before we knew what a horrible person he truly is) Bill Cosby, along the lines of Flootin’ frappin’ shligmen durnkin!” —Ted Williams

2. “I will call someone a ‘Richard’ as shorthand for ‘d*ck.’ My twins and several adult friends actually think my boss’s real name is Richard.” —Tracey Having a “creative vocabulary” is one of the 11 surprising signs you’ll make a great parent someday.

3. “The other day I dropped something in the kitchen and, because I could see my son watching me, I exclaimed, ‘Ugh, fork me!’. He thought it was so silly; I was glad it was safe.” —Kylie Larson

4. “Once, when I was opening a fizzy drink, it sprayed purple juice all over the bench top, the floor, the ceiling, and my clothes. ‘F…’ I started to say until I felt three sets of little eyes staring at me. I immediately changed it to ‘F… or coughs and colds take medicine!’ It was so funny that now we just use ‘for coughs and colds’ to express frustration.” —Nate Hamon

5. “Shut the f*** up used to be a part of my pre-kids vocabulary but now it’s ‘shut the front door!‘ which is way funnier anyhow.” —Amber Graves (Here’s why kids behave so much worse at home.)

6. “During the Great Lice Outbreak of 2015 (from which our household will forever be scarred), I discovered my new favorite phrase ‘holy cannoli!’ It replaced holy sh*t whenever I found another bug and it’s even better because it rhymes.” —Maryrose DeGroot

7. “My son once told friends from church that ‘my daddy says the F-word all the time at home.’ I had to quickly explain that I say ‘fart’ instead, and that’s what we call ‘the F word’!” —Tor Bailey

8. “‘The classic ‘fudge!‘ is my go-to for anything from stubbed toes, to an eggshell in the omelet, to a realization that I posted a comment on social media with a spelling mistake.” —Nate Hamon

9. “I’m from Minnesota and for whatever reason parents here always say ‘Uff da!’ I’m not sure if it’s from our Norwegian roots or even what word exactly it’s supposed to replace, but it always makes me smile.” —Kim DeBerge

10. “The c-word is the curse word I hate the most but if I ever have to say it, I spell it out with ‘see you next Tuesday.’ Adults know what I mean and young kids don’t even pick up it’s a bad word.” —Alison Hill (Have you read these hilarious texts gone wrong, from parents?

11. “As a foster mom, I’ve had quite a few kids that come with serious potty mouths, so I have a lot of practice with fake cursing. The one I probably use the most is ‘friggin!’ which I don’t love but it’s better than the real thing.” —Lisa Gunn

12. “Oh shnuck! It gets my kids laughing every time—mostly because it comes out like oh shhhhhhhhhnuck!” —Emily Tessman

13. “‘Fart knocker‘ is the one I use as a direct cuss at the kids. As in, ‘Stop fighting you little fart knockers!’ For emphasis, I’ll add frickin’. ‘Stop fighting you frickin’ little fart knockers!’” —Nate Hamon

14. “When I slammed my finger in the door, I yelled out ‘son of a… nutcracker!‘ Another favorite for when I hurt myself is ‘cheese and rice!‘” —Casey Wetjen

15. “I like to yell ‘shoot a monkey!’ when I drop things, break something, forget something. I have no idea where that came from but it works!” —Presley Salmon

16. “‘Shiitake mushrooms!‘ is apparently my go-to swear for when I’m in pain. Like, I’ve sliced my shin open on the dishwasher twice and both times I end up yelling about produce? We all know what word I was really thinking!” —Presley Salmon

17. “I like to say ‘well butter my bum!’ and ‘son of a biscuit!‘ I guess I like food curses!” —Jeni Svestka (Polite language is just one of the 17 forgotten manners parents should be teaching their children.)

18. “Clusterfluff. It has almost all the satisfaction of saying the original but it’s way more kid-friendly.” —Anda Teverzczuk

19. “I started out by using ‘hells bells‘ a lot and somehow it morphed into ‘hells bells and cockle shells’ which my kids mistakenly heard as ‘hells bells and taco shells‘ and so now I just yell ‘taco shells.’ Yep, it’s like playing ‘telephone’ but with cursing.” —Carlie Pehrson

20. “Sometimes I say ‘sugar dumplings‘ but, let’s be honest, I just straight up curse most of the time.” —Cheri Gould

21. “Some parents are so creative! In the heat of the moment, all I can think of is ‘curses!‘ Because I’m original like that.” —Shanae Briggs

22. “I go full-on sound effects. Like I say, ‘Are you (beep noise) kidding me?’ so that the part that is censored can be filled in by whatever curse word the listener imagines.” —Tor Bailey

23. “I say ‘shoot the dog!‘ when something goes unexpectedly wrong, like a house project or when the dryer breaks. Ironically, I only use it when I’m in a good mood.” —Rosalie Davis (Want more? Check out these 11 parents quotes that will have you dying with laughter.)

24. “My family loves to bowl and whenever I throw a gutter ball everyone waits for me to yell ‘the F-word.’ However, my ‘f-word’ is ‘fooey!’ Or is it ‘phooey?’ but that doesn’t start with F. Whatever, my curse word, my spelling!” —Shirley Jamiel

25. “Instead of ‘what the f***, I say, ‘What the monkey?’ It works even better because it’s so random it usually diffuses the situation.” —Tor Bailey

26. “I’m a big curser but when I don’t drop a real f-bomb, I go with ‘frack.‘ It works and there’s the potential for some interesting environmental conversations.” —Sarah Barak (Know a funny parent? Here are 17 of the best compliments you can give a parent.)

27. “My mother’s favorite swear word when I was growing up was ‘Christopher Columbus!‘ I didn’t realize how funny that was until I became a parent myself and said it.” —Janet Elise

28. “I say ‘darn‘ a lot. So when we moved to a new city and I got lost trying to figure out the GPS directions, I’d yell ‘darn!’ every few seconds. It got so much that my oldest just assumed that yelling ‘darn’ was just a part of driving, like turning on the blinker.” —Rosalie Davis

29. “I normally swear like a sailor. But there are some moments when even four-letter words aren’t enough to express my feelings. In those cases, ironically, I yell ‘ALL THE SWEARS!’. Which doesn’t technically have any curse words in it at all!” —Marste McDonald

30. “A colleague and I were brainstorming ideas for curse words you could say in front of her young kids at home. ‘Shootskis‘ was a favorite. So was ‘fahrfegnugen.’ The best part was though is everyone started saying them in the office too!” —Lara Wiz

31. “‘Sugar Honey Ice Tea!‘ is my favorite because it’s cute for kids but adults can quickly figure out it’s an acronym!” —Anne Poirier

32. “At three feet tall, my youngest is the perfect height to nail my very patient husband right in his tender parts. He yells ‘sunny beaches!’ or ‘fudgenuts!‘. Depending on how hard the hit was, there might be some real ones mixed in too!” —Marianne Farquhar

33. “My husband and I have four daughters so ‘oh my hell…o kitty‘ has come out of our mouths more than once!” —Nicole Westenskow

34. “‘Mother trucker!‘ is my favorite kid-safe curse word to use around my two young daughters.” —Jennie Berglund

35. “My grandmother used to say ‘god d*mnit’ quite frequently, until the grandkids came along. I grew up hearing her yell ‘God… bless America!‘ I always wondered why she sounded so angry about America.” —Adrianne McMahon

36. “I almost don’t want to admit I actually say this but here goes. ‘Oh my freakin’ heck!‘” —Kacy Moller

37. “If I want to curse and don’t want my kids to hear it, I just swear in German. ‘Schiesse‘ is my favorite. It means sh*t but sounds so much nicer!” —Jill Fairchild

And if you find you can’t stop cursing, don’t sweat it. Turns out swearing is one of the weird habits that means your smarter than everyone else.

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Summer TV: The 30 Most Exciting New Shows

This summer, the chicest brand-new sunblock on world markets is a Netflix subscription. Of course, there are necessary accoutrements to the UV ray-shielding regimen: an Amazon subscription, Hulu account, YouTube premium access, a full cable bundle, a DVR, and enough hours in the day to maintain them all.

With the idea of a traditional fall-to-spring Tv season so 2013, there are more TV streak than ever striving for your attention during the summer months.

In addition to returning favourites like GLOW , Queen Sugar , Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt , em> Younger , The Affair , and more, there are dozens of brand-new series wooing you back inside to the air mode bliss of your lounge. We’ve cross-examine them all: a Ryan Murphy dance musical with an historical LGBTQ cast, a Stephen King multiverse, Amy Adams’ TV debut,’ 90 s Nickelodeon nostalgia, John Krasinski’s take over Jack Ryan, and more.

Here, we’ve culled the 30 proves most worth your attention.

Reverie ( NBC ) strong>

May 30 at 10 p.m. ET

Summer TV begins with a fright narration for technology skeptics. Sarah Shahi plays a onetime hostage researcher banked to extricate people whose subconscious are trapped inside a intelligent virtual reality program. Bonus: Between this sequence and the word’s constant be utilized in Westworld , we may actually come out of Summer 2018 knowing what “reverie” means.

C.B. Strike ( Cinemax ) strong>

June 1 at 10 p.m. ET

It was only a matter of time, but it’s finally here: television broadcasting adaptation of J.K. Rowling’s favourite books! Well , not those diaries. The supernatural whimsy of Hogwarts is swapped for the mental excites of Rowling’s series of detective tales, penned under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. This TV adaptation once aired in the U.K ., performing Tom Burke as a battle veteran second-lifeing it as a private investigator break lawsuits that have baffled police.

Pose ( FX ) strong>

June 3 at 9 p. m. ET

There’s a Whitney Houston music cue at the end in the first escapade of Pose that will have you out of your set, forgiving the nearly hour-and-a-half it took to get there.( Hour-long dramas apparently now merely view that first part as a suggestion .) All of that, of course, is hallmark Ryan Murphy, who is uttering record with this succession about life in’ 80 s New York City set against the backdrop of ballroom culture, the transgender parish, and, yes, Trumpian excess. Boasting the largest LGBTQ cast ever made, including breakout recitals by transgender leading performers, you’ll start voguing as you wait for the next episode.

Succession ( HBO ) strong>

June 3 at 10 p.m. ET

We’re not saying Succession , in which a world media mogul’s children jockey for superpower and oversight matters of a massive corporation, is modeled after the Murdochs. But we’re not saying it’s not, either. The truth is it’s not hard to activity any number of strong families onto this show–the Trumps, anyone ?– which imbues an Empire -like Shakespearean vibe into the world of the power-suit wearing. 0001 percent.

Dietland ( AMC ) strong>

June 4 at 9 p. m. ET

Plum Kettle( played by Joy Nash) is saving up for weight-loss surgery while phantom writing letters from the editor on behalf of a popular women’s magazine’s HBIC, Kitty Montgomery( Julianna Margulies, doing colours of Miranda Priestly ). Everyone is slightly distracted, however, by the flock of men who retain disappearing and getting killed, all of whom happen to be accused sexual harassers. Timely enough for you?

Condor ( AT& T/ DirecTV ) strong>

June 6

There are many rationales to be intrigued by Condor . em> It’s adapted from the 1975 Sydney Pollack film Three Days of the Condor and the book it was based on, some of the most fascinating, mind-banging political thriller generator cloth here i am.( A CIA employee tops to lunch and returns to see his entire agency has been killed .) But, folks, this co-stars Mira Sorvino, a beacon of the #MeToo movement and a awesome actress whose occupation was derailed by the Monster Weinstein, a comeback we should all be heartening for.

Impulse ( YouTube Red ) strong>

June 6

Proof that top aptitude is spread all over the million or so different material pulpits, this line for YouTube’s premium service comes from Doug Liman, whose action-thriller pedigree includes launching the Bourne dealership and targeting movies like Mr.& Mrs. Smith and The Edge of Tomorrow . Tackling teleportation and sex crime, Impulse might sound like 2018 TV-development Mad Libs, but it’s based on the same volume streak that caused his 2008 film Jumper . em> Liman has announced Jumper the film he’s least pleased with, suggesting that he’s on a operation here for a solid re-do.

American Woman ( Paramount ) strong>

June 7 at 10 p.m. ET

It was only a matter of time before one of Bravo’s Real Housewives heading toward cachet TV. Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards is co-executive producer of this period dramedy loosely based on her childhood, growing up with a single mama, giving full play to Alicia Silverstone, in California at the increases of second-wave feminism in the’ 70 s. The manner! The theme song by Kelly Clarkson! Cher Horowitz fills Real Housewives ! What would her tagline be?” You can reverberate the buzzer in my bottom .” Too much?

Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger ( Freeform ) strong>

June 7 at 8 p. m. ET

The only thoughts specific in life are fatality and taxes and, at any point in time, there is a new Marvel series debuting. This one is the first for Freeform, the teen-skewing system known for shows like Pretty Little Liars and Grown-ish . That’s an plotting vibe to lend the omnipresent superhero genre. This one centers on two teenages who discover that they have superpowers and that they’re in love. Hormones, every young hero’s kryptonite.

The Staircase ( Netflix ) strong>

June 8

The” Netflix True-Crime Docuseries That Will Simultaneously Disturb the Entire Nation for a Season” is its own bungalow industry by now, coming its summertime installment with The Staircase . This one is a super-mash-up, of sorts. Examining the case of crime novelist Mike Patterson, who was convicted of killing his wife, The Staircase firstly aired in 2004, and then was updated with a miniseries in 2013. This explanation compounds everything there is and adds three additional bouts with brand-new shows, a total of 13 installments for you to binge.

Strange Angel ( CBS All Access ) strong>

June 14

With The Good Fight em> and Star Trek: Discovery as its founding records, CBS All Access previously boasts a nice stellar track record when it comes to original digital material. Its next offering is Strange Angel , a sci-fi series on the basis of the story by George Pendle and boasting perhaps the greatest tagline of any tv series ever:” Sex. Magick. Rocket Science .”

Breaking Big ( PBS ) strong>

June 15 at 8: 30 p.m. ET

” How did they get notorious ?” has been done before. The 2018 question is,” How did they get influential ?” PBS’ interrogation line will plot the unconventional directions some of the most conspicuous artistic chairmen took to get where they are today, including occurrences on Trevor Noah, Eddie Huang, Gretchen Carlson, San Juan, Puerto Rico Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz, and SoulCycle co-founder Ruth Zukerman.

Deep State ( Epix ) strong>

June 17 at 9 p. m. ET

TV development execs have never met a government conspiracy thriller they didn’t like. This one from Epix superstars the ever-menacing Mark Strong as a former spy banked by an ex-MI6 operator to affiliate his new covert uniting espionage arrangement, The Division. Observes on sleuths on spies.

The Proposal em >( ABC ) strong>

June 18 at 10 p.m. ET

In what sounds like a demented mash-up of Blind Date and The Bachelor — and therefore perhaps the crowning accomplishment in summer reality TV guilty pleasure–each chapter of The Proposal will see contestants playing for the attention of the members of a suitor or “suitress” whose identity is camouflaged. Merely when the committee is two helpless nostalgics remaining will the suitor be uncovered and the finalists have the chance to propose marriage. And you thought Tinder was stressful.

Yellowstone ( Paramount ) strong>

June 20 at 9 p. m. ET

After winning an Emmy for his rendition in the miniseries Hatfields& McCoys , Kevin Costner is back on a pony and in a cowboy hat for Yellowstone , his first regular TV line role. While movie stars heading to Tv is still being newsworthy, it’s the movie ability behind the camera that has us intrigued. Tyler Sheridan, who wrote Hell or High Water , Wind River , and Sicario writes and targets this streak, about the unexpectedly high-stake strivings facing a modern-day rancher.

Take Two ( ABC ) strong>

June 21 at 10 p.m. ET

The new crime drama from the team behind Castle em> bangs unusually Castle- y, made all the more amusing by the fact that effortlessly charming The O.C . em> alum Rachel Bilson is standing in for aggressively charisma Nathan Fillion in the lead: the onetime superstar of a TV patrolman show shadowing a detective to experiment a capacity that she hopes will be her big comeback.

Double Dare ( Nickelodeon ) strong>

June 25 at 8 p. m. ET

Millennial nostalgia is a strong, witchy circumstance, this time imparting back from the dead the madcap Nickelodeon teenagers’ game show Double Dare, which married trivia, goo, and a human hamster motor for a stunt been demonstrated that, god help us all, recently celebrated its 30 th remembrance. While YouTube star Liza Koshy will host, O.G. emcee Marc Summers will be back to support pigment note, thus forestalling off a riot mob of thirtysomethings.

A Very English Scandal em >( Amazon ) strong>

June 29

A Very English Scandal would be irresistibly stimulating even if it wasn’t based on a real-life tabloid brouhaha, albeit one that American audiences are likely unfamiliar with. In Britain in the 1970 s, MP Jeremy Thorpe has a secret affair with a younger gay mortal worded Norman Scott, which he is frantic to keep secret as his political career makes off. When Scott is found dead, Thorpe stands ordeal for his murder. As for the Very English Molding: Hugh Grant and Ben Whishaw play the doomed lovers.

Sharp Objects ( HBO ) strong>

July 8 at 9 p. m. ET

* WHEE-OO WHEE-OO*( That’s a 911 -emergency alarm bell, if you couldn’t tell .) Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige drama thriller! I reiterate, Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige thriller! Make your mind lozenges, because it merely gets better from there. The line is accommodated from the hit record by Gillian Flynn, who wrote Gone Girl ( know where it is ?). Buffy , Mad Men , and UnREAL vet Marti Noxon, too hectic the summer months with Dietland , is creator and showrunner. Patricia Clarkson and Elizabeth Perkins round out the casting. Get thee to a ventilator.

Heathers ( Paramount ) strong>

July 10 at 10 p.m. ET

Rebooting and renovating studies that are considered generational canon can run the gamut from invigorated to blasphemous, and the jury is still out on where this Heathers streak falls on that spectrum. The high school dark humor snaps the script by making one of the Heathers genderqueer, portrayed by male actor Brendan Scannell. But the series’ pilot, which is now being make them accessible the beginning of this year, was blared for a lack of subtlety and sensibility that territory on, as The Daily Beast’s Samantha Allen wrote, a” LGBT-bashing ordeal .”

The Outpost ( The CW ) strong>

July 10 at 8 p. m. ET

The logline for The Outpost is so CW-evocative and high-concept that it is able to tell us it describes The 100 or The Tomorrow People or The Secret Circle em> or The Messengers of The[ Fill in the Blank ] em> rebooted, and we’d believe you. That said, those depicts are all enjoyable! This one is about the lone survivor of an entire hasten who discovers superhuman superpowers while learning how to stay alive. Sure!

Burden of Truth ( The CW ) strong>

July 11 at 8 p. m. ET

Some Smallville actresses become high-ranking recruiters for a infamous fornication faith. Others graduate to topline The CW’s version of Erin Brockovich . In Burden of Truth , Kreuk plays a big-city lawyer who returns to her hometown to make the case of groupings of girls who are all suffering from a inscrutable illness. By the end of the season, we hope she gets justice, and that we stop instinctively typing Burden of Proof instead of Truth . em>

Castle Rock ( Hulu ) strong>

July 25

Castle Rock is the mysterious Maine town where many of Stephen King’s storeys are set. Castle Rock is a new anthology sequence from J.J. Abrams that realizes a Stephen King multiverse of sorts, where people and storylines from across the author’s works, including Cujo , The Dark Half , and The Dead Zone , will meet in an original narrative stellar Sissy Spacek, Andre Holland, and It ‘ s Bill Skarsgard. This is exciting, geeks!

Stirring It ( NBC ) strong>

July 31 at 10 p.m. ET

Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman are co-hosting a crafting streak, be still my twee middle. It’s as if The Great British Baking Show took a pit stop in Pawnee, with the Parks and Recreation performs hiring gobs of find, cement, and wry laughter for a competition sequence that has entrants fad handmade goods. Poehler’s self-described crafting naivete and Offerman’s legendary woodworking talents will inform their succour, guidance, and narration.

Disenchantment ( Netflix ) strong>

Aug. 17

In Dreamland , an alcoholic princess reputation Bean and her spunky elf companion identified Elfo navigate giants, sprites, harpies, gremlins, trolls, and Bean’s personal demon, Luci, on a series of misadventures. The animated line comes from Simpsons lore Matt Groening, and, be talking about demented sovereign pedigree, boasts Broad City ‘ s Abbi Jacobson preceding the singer cast. Yaaas queen. Err, princess.

The Innocents ( Netflix ) strong>

Aug. 24

” Romeo and Juliet, but they’re shapeshifters .” Who knows if that was the actual pitch for The Innocents , in which star-crossed teenage lovers Harry and June run away from their families only to discover that June has the power to shapeshift.( You think you know person .) It’s a superhuman have entered into Netflix’s exploding young adult opening, on the ends of another watercooler season of breakout punched 13 Reason Why.

Jack Ryan ( Amazon ) strong>

Aug. 31

Are you among those irate that, for all his brilliant directing and acting in A Quiet Place , John Krasinski dedicated the cinematic sin of saving his damn shirt on the whole time? He Who Was Jim Halpert, famously buff since leaving Dunder Mifflin, ascends to activity hero status to take the wand as Jack Ryan in Amazon’s spin on the Tom Clancy series. Krasinski’s biceps have large-scale sleeves to fill, following Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin, and Ben Affleck in the persona.

Lodge 49 ( AMC ) strong>

August 2018

The network that brought you the offspring ennui of Don Draper, the tortured moral tension of Walter White, and all those zombies acquaints its new complicated leading man: a surfer buster? Lodge 49 is a new tonal attitude for the network, performing Wyatt Russell as well-meaning but rudderless former surfer–a” charming loser ,” as the network’s director of programming describes–who moves into a frat lodge in Long Beach after the deaths among his father, is expecting to get his life on track, but finding it unusually derailed by his new support system.

All About the Washingtons ( Netflix ) strong>

Summer 2018

Run-DMC’s Rev. Run( aka Joey Simmons) sets up his own explanation of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with this lightly autobiographical sitcom in which Simmons and his wife, Justine, frisk fictionalized versions of themselves conjuring their own families of four babies.

Insatiable ( Netflix ) strong>

Summer 2018

The logline for Insatiable predicts,” A disgraced, dissatisfied civil lawyer-turned-beauty pageant tutor( Dallas Roberts) takes on a vengeful, bullied adolescent Patty( Debby Ryan) as his client, and has no idea what he’s about to unleash upon countries around the world .” We have no plan either, as Netflix hasn’t released much more information than that. But it’s procreated Lauren Gussis, an alum from Dexter , so consider us intrigued by how that sensibility translates to the teen charm pageant nature.

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#1 New York Times Bestseller * An Amazon Best Book of the Year There’s no such thing as safe in a city at war, a city overrun with monsters. In this dark urban fantasy from acclaimed author Victoria Schwab, a young woman and a young man must choose whether to become heroes or villains—and friends or enemies—with the future of their home at stake. The first of two books, This Savage Song is a must-have for fans of Holly Black, Maggie Stiefvater, and Laini Taylor. Kate Harker and August Flynn are the heirs to a divided city—a city where the violence has begun to breed actual monsters. All Kate wants is to be as ruthless as her father, who lets the monsters roam free and makes the humans pay for his protection. All August wants is to be human, as good-hearted as his own father, to play a bigger role in protecting the innocent—but he’s one of the monsters. One who can steal a soul with a simple strain of music. When the chance arises to keep an eye on Kate, who’s just been kicked out of her sixth boarding school and returned home, August jumps at it. But Kate discovers August’s secret, and after a failed assassination attempt the pair must flee for their lives. In This Savage Song, Victoria Schwab creates a gritty, seething metropolis, one worthy of being compared to Gotham and to the four versions of London in her critically acclaimed fantasy for adults, A Darker Shade of Magic. Her heroes will face monsters intent on destroying them from every side—including the monsters within.

This vividly rendered novel reads like HBO’s Game of Thrones . . . if it were set in the Ottoman Empire. Ambitious in scope and intimate in execution, the story’s atmospheric setting is rife with political intrigue, with a deftly plotted narrative driven by fiercely passionate characters and a fearsome heroine. Fans of Victoria Aveyard’s THE RED QUEEN and Sabaa Tahir’s AN EMBER IN THE ASHES won’t want to miss this visceral, immersive, and mesmerizing novel, the first in the And I Darken series. NO ONE EXPECTS A PRINCESS TO BE BRUTAL. And Lada Dragwlya likes it that way. Ever since she and her gentle younger brother, Radu, were wrenched from their homeland of Wallachia and abandoned by their father to be raised in the Ottoman courts, Lada has known that being ruthless is the key to survival. She and Radu are doomed to act as pawns in a vicious game, an unseen sword hovering over their every move. For the lineage that makes them special also makes them targets. Lada despises the Ottomans and bides her time, planning her vengeance for the day when she can return to Wallachia and claim her birthright. Radu longs only for a place where he feels safe. And when they meet Mehmed, the defiant and lonely son of the sultan, who’s expected to rule a nation, Radu feels that he’s made a true friend—and Lada wonders if she’s finally found someone worthy of her passion. But Mehmed is heir to the very empire that Lada has sworn to fight against—and that Radu now considers home. Together, Lada, Radu, and Mehmed form a toxic triangle that strains the bonds of love and loyalty to the breaking point. From New York Times bestselling author Kiersten White comes the first book in a dark, sweeping new series in which heads will roll, bodies will be impaled . . . and hearts will be broken.

The highly anticipated, mind-blowing New York Times bestselling sequel to Kiersten White’s New York Times bestseller, AND I DARKEN—the series that reads like HBO’s Game of Thrones . . . if it were set in the Ottoman Empire. A SISTER FILLED WITH RAGE Lada Dracul has no allies. No crown. All she has is what she’s always had: herself. After failing to secure the Wallachian throne, Lada is out to punish anyone who dares cross her. She storms the countryside with her men, but brute force isn’t getting Lada what she wants. And thinking of Mehmed, the defiant Ottoman sultan, brings little comfort to her thorny heart. There’s no time to wonder whether he still thinks about her, even loves her. She left him before he could leave her. HER BROTHER CAUGHT IN THE CROSSHAIRS Lada needs the support of her diplomatic younger brother, Radu. But Mehmed has sent him to Constantinople—and it’s no diplomatic mission. Mehmed wants control of the city, and Radu has earned an unwanted place as a double-crossing spy behind enemy lines. And for the first time in his life, when Lada asks him for help, he refuses . . . leading his sister to make the darkest of choices. THE ULTIMATE POWER PLAY Torn between loyalties to faith, to the Ottomans, and to Mehmed, Radu knows he owes Lada nothing. If she dies, he could never forgive himself—but if he fails in Constantinople, would Mehmed ever forgive him? As nations fall around them, the Dracul siblings must decide: what will they sacrifice to fulfill their destinies? Empires will topple, thrones will be won . . . and souls will be lost. Fans of Victoria Aveyard’s THE RED QUEEN and Sabaa Tahir’s A TORCH AGAINST THE NIGHT won’t want to miss this riveting and gorgeously written novel—the second in the And I Darken series.

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For fans of Pretty Little Liars, Little Monsters is a new psychological thriller, from the author of The Darkest Corners, about appearances versus reality and the power of manipulation amongst teenage girls. Kacey is the new girl in Broken Falls. When she moved in with her father, she stepped into a brand-new life. A life with a stepbrother, a stepmother, and strangest of all, an adoring younger half sister. Kacey’s new life is eerily charming compared with the wild highs and lows of the old one she lived with her volatile mother. And everyone is so nice in Broken Falls—she’s even been welcomed into a tight new circle of friends. Bailey and Jade invite her to do everything with them. Which is why it’s so odd when they start acting distant. And when they don’t invite her to the biggest party of the year, it doesn't exactly feel like an accident. But Kacey will never be able to ask, because Bailey never makes it home from that party. Suddenly, Broken Falls doesn’t seem so welcoming after all—especially once everyone starts looking to the new girl for answers. Kacey is about to learn some very important lessons: Sometimes appearances can be deceiving. Sometimes when you’re the new girl, you shouldn’t trust anyone.

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Summer TV: The 30 Most Exciting New Shows

This summer, the chicest brand-new sunblock on the market is a Netflix subscription. Of direction, there are necessary accoutrements to the UV ray-shielding regimen: an Amazon subscription, Hulu account, YouTube premium access, a full cable carton, a DVR, and enough hours in the working day to maintain them all.

With the idea of a traditional fall-to-spring TV season so 2013, there are more Tv line than ever striving for your attention during the summer months.

In addition to returning favourites like GLOW , Queen Sugar , Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt , em> Younger , The Affair , and more, “theres” dozens of brand-new succession wooing you back inside to the aura conditioned bliss of your couch. We’ve surveyed them all: a Ryan Murphy dance musical with an historical LGBTQ cast, a Stephen King multiverse, Amy Adams’ Tv entry,’ 90 s Nickelodeon nostalgia, John Krasinski’s take over Jack Ryan, and more.

Here, we’ve culled the 30 pictures most worth your attention.

Reverie ( NBC ) strong>

May 30 at 10 p.m. ET

Summer TV begins with a fright story for engineering skeptics. Sarah Shahi plays a onetime hostage sleuth recruited to rescue people whose subconscious are captured inside a intelligent virtual reality program. Bonus: Between this series and the word’s constant be utilized in Westworld , we may actually come out of Summer 2018 knowing what “reverie” means.

C.B. Affect ( Cinemax ) strong>

June 1 at 10 p.m. ET

It was only a matter of time, but it’s finally here: television broadcasting adjustment of J.K. Rowling’s favourite records! Well , not those diaries. The supernatural whimsy of Hogwarts is swapped for the psychological thrills of Rowling’s series of detective novels, wrote for the purposes of the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. This Tv adjustment already aired in the U.K ., performing Tom Burke as a campaign ex-serviceman second-lifeing it as a private investigator break occasions that have scaped police.

Pose ( FX ) strong>

June 3 at 9 p. m. ET

There’s a Whitney Houston music cue at the end in the first episode of Pose that will have you out of your fanny, forgiving the nearly hour-and-a-half it took to got to get.( Hour-long dramas apparently now only view that first part as specific suggestions .) All of that, of course, is hallmark Ryan Murphy, who is performing record with this line about life in’ 80 s New York City set against the backdrop of ballroom culture, the transgender community, and, yes, Trumpian excess. Peculiarity the most significant LGBTQ cast ever assembled, including breakout achievements by transgender contributing performers, you’ll start voguing as “youre waiting for” the next episode.

Succession ( HBO ) strong>

June 3 at 10 p.m. ET

We’re not saying Succession , in which a global media mogul’s babes rider for superpower and control of a massive conglomerate, is modeled after the Murdochs. But we’re not saying it’s not, either. The truth is it’s not hard to projection any number of potent families onto this show–the Trumps, anyone ?– which imparts an Empire -like Shakespearean vibe into the world of the power-suit clothe. 0001 percent.

Dietland ( AMC ) strong>

June 4 at 9 p. m. ET

Plum Kettle( give full play to Joy Nash) is saving up for weight-loss surgery while soul writing words from the editor on behalf of the members of a popular women’s magazine’s HBIC, Kitty Montgomery( Julianna Margulies, doing subtleties of Miranda Priestly ). Everyone is slightly disconcerted, nonetheless, by the heap of all those who maintain disappearing and getting killed, all of whom happen to be accused sex harassers. Timely enough for you?

Condor ( AT& T/ DirecTV ) strong>

June 6

There are many grounds to be intrigued by Condor . em> It’s accommodated from the 1975 Sydney Pollack cinema Three Days of the Condor and the book it was based on, some of “the worlds largest” exciting, mind-banging political thriller source substance here i am.( A CIA employee fronts to lunch and returns to see his entire place has been killed .) But, folks, this co-stars Mira Sorvino, a lighthouse of the #MeToo movement and a stupendous actress whose profession was derailed by the Monster Weinstein, a comeback we should all be applauding for.

Impulse ( YouTube Red ) strong>

June 6

Proof that top knack is spread all over the million or so different material pulpits, this serial for YouTube’s premium service comes from Doug Liman, whose action-thriller pedigree includes propelling the Bourne dealership and leading films like Mr.& Mrs. Smith and The Edge of Tomorrow . Undertaking teleportation and sex crime, Impulse might sound like 2018 TV-development Mad Libs, but it’s based on the same work streak that provoked his 2008 movie Jumper . em> Liman has announced Jumper the film he’s least pleased with, suggesting that he’s on a mission now for a solid re-do.

American Woman ( Paramount ) strong>

June 7 at 10 p.m. ET

It was only a matter of time before one of Bravo’s Real Housewives headed to preeminence Tv. Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards is co-executive farmer of this period dramedy loosely based on her childhood, growing up with a single mommy, give full play to Alicia Silverstone, in California at the rise of second-wave feminism in the’ 70 s. The style! The theme song by Kelly Clarkson! Cher Horowitz matches Real Housewives ! What would her tagline be?” You can resound the bell in my foot .” Too often?

Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger ( Freeform ) strong>

June 7 at 8 p. m. ET

The only happenings particular in life are death and taxes and, at any point in time, there is a new Marvel series debuting. This one is the firstly for Freeform, the teen-skewing structure known for shows like Pretty Little Liars and Grown-ish . That’s an plotting vibe to give the omnipresent superhero category. This one centers on two teens who discover that they have superpowers and that they’re in love. Hormones, every young hero’s kryptonite.

The Staircase ( Netflix ) strong>

June 8

The” Netflix True-Crime Docuseries That Will Simultaneously Disturb the Entire Nation for a Season” is its own lodge industry by now, get its summertime installment with The Staircase . This one is a super-mash-up, of styles. Perusing the case of crime novelist Mike Patterson, who was imprisoned of killing his wife, The Staircase firstly aired in 2004, and then was modernized with a miniseries in 2013. This version compounds everything there is and adds three extra escapades with new disclosures, a total of 13 installments for “youve got to” binge.

Strange Angel ( CBS All Access ) strong>

June 14

With The Good Fight em> and Star Trek: Discovery as its founding enterings, CBS All Access once boasts a pretty stellar track record when it comes to original digital content. Its next offering is Strange Angel , a sci-fi sequence on the basis of the novel by George Pendle and boasting perhaps the greatest tagline of any television series ever:” Sex. Magick. Rocket Science .”

Breaking Big ( PBS ) strong>

June 15 at 8: 30 p.m. ET

” How did they get notorious ?” has been done before. The 2018 cross-examine is,” How did they get influential ?” PBS’ interrogation line will map the unconventional moves some of the most conspicuous culture governors took to get where they are today, including incidents on Trevor Noah, Eddie Huang, Gretchen Carlson, San Juan, Puerto Rico Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz, and SoulCycle co-founder Ruth Zukerman.

Deep State ( Epix ) strong>

June 17 at 9 p. m. ET

TV development execs have never met a government conspiracy thriller they didn’t like. This one from Epix whizs the ever-menacing Mark Strong as a former spy recruited by an ex-MI6 worker to attach his new covert uniting espionage administration, The Area. Sleuths on sleuths on spies.

The Proposal em >( ABC ) strong>

June 18 at 10 p.m. ET

In what sounds like a demented mash-up of Blind Date and The Bachelor — and therefore perhaps the crowning accomplishment in summer reality Tv guilty pleasure–each escapade of The Proposal will see rivals contesting for the attention of the members of a suitor or “suitress” whose name is obstructed. Simply when “theres” two futile dreamies abiding will the suitor be exposed and the finalists have the chance to propose marriage. And you thought Tinder was stressful.

Yellowstone ( Paramount ) strong>

June 20 at 9 p. m. ET

After winning an Emmy for his carry-on in the miniseries Hatfields& McCoys , Kevin Costner is back on a mare and in a cowboy hat for Yellowstone , his first regular TV serial persona. While movie stars heading toward TV will always be sensational, it’s the film ability behind the camera that has us intrigued. Tyler Sheridan, who wrote Hell or High Water , Wind River , and Sicario writes and targets this streak, about the unexpectedly high-stake strives fronting a modern-day rancher.

Take Two ( ABC ) strong>

June 21 at 10 p.m. ET

The new crime drama from the team behind Castle em> tones extremely Castle- y, made all the more enjoyable by the fact that effortlessly attractiveness The O.C . em> alum Rachel Bilson is standing in for aggressively charming Nathan Fillion in the lead: the former perform of a Tv polouse picture shadowing a investigator to study a character that she hopes is likely to be her big comeback.

Double Dare ( Nickelodeon ) strong>

June 25 at 8 p. m. ET

Millennial nostalgia is a strong, witchy situation, this time drawing back from the dead the madcap Nickelodeon children’ game show Double Dare, which wedded trivia, sludge, and a human hamster wheel for a stunt been demonstrated that, god help us all, recently celebrated its 30 th commemoration. While YouTube star Liza Koshy will host, O.G. emcee Marc Summers will be back to stipulate colour note, thus staving off a rampage gathering of thirtysomethings.

A Highly English Scandal em >( Amazon ) strong>

June 29

A Very English Scandal would be irresistibly titillating even if it wasn’t based on a real-life tabloid brouhaha, albeit one that American audiences are likely unfamiliar with. In Britain in the 1970 s, MP Jeremy Thorpe has a secret circumstance with a younger lesbian lover reputation Norman Scott, which he is frantic to keep secret as his working careers takes off. When Scott is found dead, Thorpe stands tribulation for his murder. As for the Very English Shed: Hugh Grant and Ben Whishaw play the doomed lovers.

Sharp Objects ( HBO ) strong>

July 8 at 9 p. m. ET

* WHEE-OO WHEE-OO*( That’s a 911 -emergency alarm bell, if you couldn’t tell .) Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige drama thriller! I recur, Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige thriller! Make your soul pills, because it merely gets better from there. The line is adapted from the slam record by Gillian Flynn, who wrote Gone Girl ( heard of it ?). Buffy , Mad Men , and UnREAL veterinary Marti Noxon, too hectic the summer months with Dietland , is architect and showrunner. Patricia Clarkson and Elizabeth Perkins round out the throw. Get thee to a ventilator.

Heathers ( Paramount ) strong>

July 10 at 10 p.m. ET

Rebooting and renewing efforts that are considered generational canon can run the range from induced to blasphemous, and the jury is still out on where this Heathers series falls on that spectrum. The senior high school dark comedy flip-flop the script by making one of the Heathers genderqueer, evoked by male actor Brendan Scannell. But the series’ aviator, which was made available earlier this year, was exploded for a lack of nuance and predisposition that territory on, as The Daily Beast’s Samantha Allen wrote, a” LGBT-bashing hallucination .”

The Outpost ( The CW ) strong>

July 10 at 8 p. m. ET

The logline for The Outpost is so CW-evocative and high-concept that it is able to tell us it describes The 100 or The Tomorrow People or The Secret Circle em> or The Messengers of The[ Fill in the Blank ] em> rebooted, and we’d believe you. That alleged, those proves are all recreation! This one is about the lone survivor of an entire scoot who detects supernatural supremacies while hearing how to stay alive. Sure!

Burden of Truth ( The CW ) strong>

July 11 at 8 p. m. ET

Some Smallville actresses grow high-ranking recruiters for a hateful copulation sect. Others graduate to topline The CW’s version of Erin Brockovich . In Burden of Truth , Kreuk dallies a big-city lawyer who returns to her hometown to take the case of a group of girls who are all suffering from a inscrutable illness. By the end of the season, we hope she gets justice, and that we stop instinctively typing Burden of Proof instead of Truth . em>

Castle Rock ( Hulu ) strong>

July 25

Castle Rock is the mysterious Maine town where many of Stephen King’s legends are given. Castle Rock is a new anthology series from J.J. Abrams that envisages a Stephen King multiverse of sorts, where characters and storylines from across the author’s works, including Cujo , The Dark Half , and The Dead Zone , will meet in an original narrative starring Sissy Spacek, Andre Holland, and It ‘ s Bill Skarsgard. This is exciting, morons!

Building It ( NBC ) strong>

July 31 at 10 p.m. ET

Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman are co-hosting a crafting line, be still my twee feeling. It’s as if The Great British Baking Show made a pit stop in Pawnee, with the Parks and Recreation stars filling oodles of felt, glue, and wry feeling for a competition sequence that has entrants fashioning handmade goods. Poehler’s self-described crafting naivete and Offerman’s mythical woodworking talents will inform their inspiration, counseling, and narration.

Disenchantment ( Netflix ) strong>

Aug. 17

In Dreamland , an alcoholic princess called Bean and her vivacious elf comrade mentioned Elfo navigate giants, sprites, harpies, gremlins, trolls, and Bean’s personal demon, Luci, on a series of accidents. The animated sequence comes from Simpsons tale Matt Groening, and, to talk of demented sovereign pedigree, boasts Broad City ‘ s Abbi Jacobson passing the voice casting. Yaaas queen. Err, princess.

The Innocents ( Netflix ) strong>

Aug. 24

” Romeo and Juliet, but they’re shapeshifters .” Who knows if that was the actual pitch for The Innocents , in which star-crossed teenage buffs Harry and June run away from their families only has found that June has the power to shapeshift.( You think you know someone .) It’s a superhuman have entered into Netflix’s exploding young adult infinite, on the ends of another watercooler season of breakout stumbled 13 Grounds Why.

Jack Ryan ( Amazon ) strong>

Aug. 31

Are you among those irate that, for all his brilliant directing and are active in A Gentle Place , John Krasinski committed the cinematic guilt of hindering his damn shirt on the whole term? He Who Was Jim Halpert, famously tan since leaving Dunder Mifflin, ascends to action protagonist status to make the baton as Jack Ryan in Amazon’s spin on the Tom Clancy series. Krasinski’s biceps have large-hearted sleeves to fill, following Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin, and Ben Affleck in the role.

Lodge 49 ( AMC ) strong>

August 2018

The network that brought you the incubating ennui of Don Draper, the tortured moral nervousnes of Walter White, and all those zombies interposes its new complicated leading man: a surfer dude? Lodge 49 is a new tonal direction for the network, performing Wyatt Russell as well-meaning but rudderless former surfer–a” adorable loser ,” as the network’s president of programming describes–who moves into a frat lodge in Long Beach after the death of “his fathers”, be expected to get his life on track, but receiving it unusually derailed by his new support system.

All About the Washingtons ( Netflix ) strong>

Summer 2018

Run-DMC’s Rev. Run( aka Joey Simmons) rectifies up his own account of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with this delicately autobiographical sitcom in which Simmons and his wife, Justine, play fictionalized versions of themselves growing their own families of four girls.

Insatiable ( Netflix ) strong>

Summer 2018

The logline for Insatiable predicts,” A dishonored, dissatisfied civil lawyer-turned-beauty pageant tutor( Dallas Roberts) makes on a vengeful, bullied teenager Patty( Debby Ryan) as his patient, and has no idea what he’s about to unleash upon the world .” We have no idea either, as Netflix hasn’t exhausted much more information than that. But it’s formed Lauren Gussis, an alum from Dexter , so consider us plotted by how that insight translates to the teen appeal pageant life.

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