#sas stuff

[muddyorbsblr]

i got jumpscared by a Loki bust at the mall today 🥴

[gruftiela]

Tom in a pair of Lederhosen 🫣, what a pity we cannot see all of him!

(I'm not a fan of this garment, but it's spacy 🥭)

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and whoever else needs to see this.

[dangertoozmanykids101]

Do y'all remember this?

Watch ""I will be the first man to kiss you" -Tom Hiddleston" on YouTube

I'm guessing there are many SAS who haven't discovered this yet. Let's spread the voice porn love.

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[superficialdomina]

Friends, if you haven't seen this, take 5 minutes for yourself RIGHT NOW and press play.

Tagging for some SAS... (hang out for 1.52... trust me)

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[lokisgoodgirl]

Greetings 🫡. Today I come here with some weird “the fates are working on overtime” vibes.

So there’s this channel that I’ve watched on and off since like 2018 called “SAS-ASMR” that does ASMR Mukbang videos. But today I decided to check up on her channel since I haven’t watched in about a year, maybe more, and look what greeted me when I looked her up:

The cackles have to be reined in bc I’m in the office but I wanna laugh so damn hard right now 🤣🤣🤣

This is too much of a coincidence to be anything but fate ✨🥭✨

The universe works in mysterious ways. The energy is mounting. His arrival, imminent😆

Start preppin, ladies and gents. Get those panties washed and ready, face masks, limbering up, crunches, screaming, whatever floats your boat🚢

Now I'm just theorising in the bath of what the Seven Signs of Judgement Day Loki's Arrival would look like 🤣

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[tbhiddlestan83]

For those of us in the SAS..... I present what I'm facing at work today.....🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭

@lokisgoodgirl and everybody else.... My work kid has now named us the dirty whore club.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[muddyorbsblr]

attention to the besties & fellow whores scheduled to watch Much Ado About Nothing

your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to give us whores at home a glimpse of Tom's shirtless moment in the play.

pictures are great. videos are amazing (because we can make gifs from them).

we thank you in advance for your service

tagging those who i know are going: @lokisgoodgirl @gigglingtiggerv2 @thedistractedagglomeration

[gruftiela]

I am speechless... 🤤

It's basically porn...and god is he flexible! 🥵

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[lokisgoodgirl]

**adds to lore**

There are signet rings now, apparently! 😂Love this thank you @iamlokisgloriouspurpose 😆🥰

[bardicbird]

messy lil comic thinking about post-story anthy and utena/anthy’s guilt. text below cut.

“We’re safe,” “We’re safe,” “We’re safe,”

we take turns whispering in the dark of our bedroom.

But, still, you cannot stand my weight atop yours.

At night, guilt spills out my lips like bile.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,”

repetition and repentance prayed into your collarbone.

You keep saying that you do not blame me.

The worst part is that I believe you.

[gruftiela]

This scene quite early on episode 2 - the unbuttoning of his suit jacket while walking - it's just pure erotic dynamit! 💣💥

Please tell me you're feeling it too!

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LOKI — 02x02 “Breaking Brad”

[cloudyfacewithjam]

I'm not sure I can forgive myself for any of it.

SAS Rogue Heroes - Season 2 Episode 6

[taffywabbit]

so like. at what point are we going to stop listening to game companies saying "the game was poorly received and didn't meet our sales targets, and that's why we're removing it from storefronts and taking down all the servers mere months or even weeks after release" for titles that had a long expensive development, were barely marketed, and nobody knew they'd even released until after they heard they were getting shut down and couldn't be played/purchased anymore?

I feel like the prevailing takeaway for anyone who doesn't just conclude "yeah, game was pretty mid, makes sense to me" has usually been "this company just has unreasonably impossible sales expectations and treats every project like a failure if it doesn't print a trillion dollars". but these ARE allegedly experienced business execs who aren't complete idiots, and after this most recent debacle with Concord I'm starting to wonder if a bunch of these "games getting wiped out of existence when they underperform instead of just being allowed to persist as they are and maybe improve with time" cases in recent years might be more of a Warner-Discovery type situation, like nuking an entire animated series or film that was worked on for years and preventing it from being sold because it has to be officially unprofitable for the company to use it as a tax write-off. I look at a game that was worked on for 8 years and only made available for 2 weeks, and it's hard not to see the parallels.

great work, AAA games industry, really normal and sustainable stuff you're doing over there as usual

[muddyorbsblr]

Let's hope Tom's shirtlessness isn't cancelled until opening/press night 🙏🏼 They might still change some stuff or try out new things. Maybe if we all manifest together real hard, he'll strip down to his boxers 🤣

omg. omg omg omg. besties & fellow whores, we must band together and pspspspsps

✨HQ Pictures of the shirtless moment for press night✨

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[gruftiela]

You put words on what really happend in all our minds after watching this scene last night 🔥.

My Loki

TVA! Loki x female reader

18+ | contains smut - Quick fire rapid small drabble thing because ep 2 was hot 🥵 WK 700

“I have done some terrible awful things. Yeah, maybe that is who I am and he knows, she knows” Loki paused for a moment, glancing at you “it’s the real me. A loser. Always have been, always will be” he continued.

“Loki” you interrupted to no avail.

“And perhaps I’ve been holding something back. Perhaps I’ve just been waiting for a moment like this, so I can do terrible awful things to you” he threatened, stepping closer to Brad who’s expression had contorted into fear.

“Loki, that’s enough” Mobius tried to intervene but he was in a trance.

“Loki” you spoke authoritatively, stepping between him and Brad, snapping him out of his stupor as his almost teary eyes met yours. “No” you mouth, urging him to back down.

Taking a deep grounding breath, Loki turned away before storming out of the room. You looked over at Mobius who shrugged his shoulders before you chased after Loki, calling his name but he didn’t respond, he just weaved his way through the other agents, continuing down the corridor.

“Loki, Loki!” You yelled, following him into a locker room as he spun around.

“WHAT?” He exclaimed.

“Talk to me” you implored.

“You want me to talk to you?” He questioned almost mockingly as he stepped towards you, caging you between himself and the locker behind you. You tried to keep your breaths even as the familiar scent of his cologne evaded your senses, exciting you. “Hmm? Is that what you want?” He continued, using his thumb and index finger to tilt your chin upwards, his eyes boaring into yours. “You want me to confide in you, tell you what’s going on in my head, what I’m thinking?” He listed as he lifted your skirt up a little, pushing one of his legs between yours and stealing your breath away as he began rubbing his thigh against your clothed pussy. Your head fell back against the locker, eyes closed as your panties dampened. You practically purred when he undid one of the buttons on your shirt and began kissing your neck. “What if I don’t want to talk?” He uttered against your lips before you pressed yours against his, kissing him deeply.

Lifting you, Loki pressed you back harder against the lockers with his hips as you wrapped your legs around his waist. Using one of his hands, he undid his belt, pulling his trousers low enough to free his hard cock as he pumped it a couple of times before running it through your slick folds and guiding himself to your entrance.

“Fuck Loki” you murmured in his ear as he entered you before pulling out a little and thrusting inside of you again. His movements were fast, almost desperate as you moaned against his ear. You could tell this wouldn’t take long for either of you.

“I’m the villain y/n” Loki confessed between thrusts as he grunted “in his story and in yours”

“No” you insisted, opening your eyes as you looked down into his, your hand against his cheek as he slowed this thrusts “you’re the God of Mischief, you’re my Loki” you affirmed “not a villain” you smiled, Loki’s expression changing into something that could only be described as fond.

Pecking your lips, Loki sped his thrusts again, fucking into you with ardour as the lockers behind you clanged against the wall, the sound of both of you moaning filling the room.

“I’m so closee” you mewled moments before your orgasm swarmed you leaving you shaking as Loki chased his own.

“Fuck” he cursed, stilling his movements as he pushed his hips against yours, filling you with his warm seed as he rode out his high.

Once you were both sated, Loki placed you back down onto shaky legs as he pulled his trousers back up, simultaneously pulling your skirt down as if he knew you were both about to be interrupted.

“Here you are, I’ve been searching everywhere for you both” Mobius spoke, entering the room as you fixed your hair.

“What?” Loki questioned as Mobius’s gaze flicked between you both suspiciously.

“No, nothing” he dismissed, noticing your shirt button undone.

“Let’s go then” Loki gestured, walking past Mobius and out of the room.

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[bogleech]

I like how Dandadan sets the audience up to think Turbo Granny is just a pervert because she chases men, taunts them obscenely and steals their dicks and it seems played for entirely just freaky shock comedy until the reveal that she's (spoiler and content warning)

A yokai acting on the aimless collective wrath of multiple rape and murder victims (who form their own ghost that considers her its grandma) :(