#sassy mitchell

[alexdrogers]

draya michele photographed by @alexdrogers

[theghooligan]

alicent *externally*: i’m fine, i promise—

alicent *internally*:

[sassycordy]

two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”👯‍♀️

audio credits: miasaudio

[pinkyoyogurt]

mav actually started the sassy men apocalypse

[avengerdaisy]

Cassie Dewell & Cormac Barnes in Big Sky [13/∞]

[panelshowsource]

nothing frustrates me more on bfq than when the production doesn't pair the guests up right! i will now be ranking the worst offenders of this because i know better than the channel 4 executives

please understand i am ignoring the episodes including r*ssell br*nd because this is just an unserious post for the lulz 🙏

top 5 offenders

5. big fat quiz 2005 — actually a perfectly decent episode overall but david mitchell/denise van outen had zero chemistry and gordon ramsay was too quiet poor fella. my best suggestion is jonathan ross/denise (jonathan had a lot of successful pairings with other entertainment ladies like cat deeley and lily allen), david/rob brydon (frends), sharon osbourne/gordon (she is wild and didn't take the game seriously so this pairing would have made gordon HAVE to step up even just to write down their answers and therefore be a more active participant in the quiz). ultimately, this entry is not because we had a flop episode that needs fixing but because i can imagine this having been a potentially top tier episode with better pairings

4. big fat quiz 2023 — this one just...makes me mad. i know katherine ryan and rosie jones were doing out of order together around this time, so maybe this was sideways promo for that? but i'm splitting them up in big part because i cannot stand that the production paired up kevin bridges and mo gilligan. what even is that!!! a team of GUYS BEING BROS? UGH who wants to see that!! without a doubt this should have been mel giedroyc/kevin (closest we could have had to mel/romesh once again? 🥲), katherine/mo, richard ayoade/rosie

3. big fat quiz 2018 — another noel/richard pairing. fine. whatever. but david mitchell and michelle wolf? what is that? CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN AND MO GILLIGAN? what is THAT? throwing shit at a wall atp. the best thing we can do for this episode is switch these two teams so it's david/claudia and michelle/mo. david and claudia are friends irl and have been a cutie team before, so that's fine, and mo, being quite blunt and sassy, would have bantered with michelle's american schtick. like, he would have taken the piss out her a little and she would have let him. instead we got two teams that were just BLAH for no reason. if you're going to cast more than one person who are asking a lot of your audience's patience, you gotta be smarter than this

2. big fat quiz 2022 — in theory, stephen merchant/richard ayoade makes sense. two sitcom dorks. in reality, it ended up being exceptionally mild. meanwhile, hyperfeminine power mom katherine ryan has no business having to fake chemistry with lesbian-passing ALOTO alumni maisie adam. like, what even is that. you might be thinking 'but katherine did a whole series with joe wilkinson, and they're totally different to each other!' okay but joe is a freak. putting a non-freak next to a freak is always a hit in its own way. katherine/maisie made no sense. then, they've got poor rose matafeo stuck with jonathan ross. if you're going to stick a woman with an overbearing, attention-seeking man, at least make that person katherine, who is literally the roastmaster queen of dealing with that sort of thing, or maisie, who likes to think of herself as one of the guys. ROSE? why did they do that to her? and us? so, what would i have done to fix this episode? sadly this one is on the casting. stephen/richard, jonathan/katherine, rose/maisie seems like the best fix we've got, but, like i said before, stephen/richard was more of a flop than you would have thought, so i guess we're stuck with stephen/jonathan, richard/maisie, katherine/rose. and i don't even like that very much. sorry but 1 or 2 of these people gotta go for a re-casting, just take your pick

1. big fat quiz of everything 2019 — saddling katherine with big narstie twice is. like. do they have something against her? who is her enemy at channel 4? he didn't even try to play and literally FELL ASLEEP during the show. it's funny for a bit for a whole 1.5hr show and 5hr record? 'but katherine took it in stride and made it funny' blah blah. this isn't about her. she made (what she could of) it funny cuz she's a funny lady and knows how to keep her cool. love that. but ultimately his behaviour was not funny it's actually frustrating af to think a proper comedian with material and showmanship lost a place on a major programme (call it washed up all you want but the ratings don't lie) to someone who was booked by network executives because he was trending. unfixable, uncool to katherine, must be re-cast

honourable mentions

big fat quiz 2012 — i know jack whitehall/james corden got shit on when this aired, but upon rewatch they weren't really as obnoxious as the articles would lead you to believe. also the first time someone brought proper food on, which was a big lulz at the time. that said, as much as i love gabby logan, she and richard were literally playing individually (with a split screen down their answers board) despite being on the same team, which is not fun or funny. actually, it's one of my biggest pet peeves. to remedy this, i would suggest russell howard/james, jonathan/gabby, richard/jack — jack's hyperactivity vs. richard's monotone could have rly worked

big fat quiz of the 80s (2013) — i strongly believe david mitchell/phill jupitus was the wrong choice. the two smarties who also take the game seriously gotta be split for more even playing as well as for more funnies. phill/jason donovan, david/sarah greene, jack dee/alan (again! hehe) seems the reasonable solution

big fat quiz 2016 — we all love mel giedroyc/romesh but it should have been sarah millican/rob delaney and david/richard instead of the other way around, because rob/richard had no chemistry

big fat quiz 2020 — i have thought about this so much over the years. how to fix it. can it be fixed? why is maya jama on again? regardless, stacey solomon/james acaster ended up working out well enough because stacey is good at playing along w jokes. good for her. but the other two teams? meh. i would have been interested to see, perhaps, the divas maya/joe lycett and the anti-divas david/richard instead

big fat quiz of sport 2023 — dane is the dud in this lineup and as much as i don't want to split up kerry godliman/tom allen i think kerry would have had the best chemistry with him... that leaves us with, i guess, dane/kerry, tom/judi love, roisin conaty/joel dommet, but i will say the idea of a tom/joel team intrigues me and i hope to see it one day

big fat quiz of telly 2024 — on paper this works but it wasn't as strong as it could have been because judi love and daisy may cooper didn't become a chaotic unit like you'd have imagined. that's a funny thing about daisy—she's not as predictable as other comedians are in the characters and energy they bring to a show. like, watch daisy on this vs. daisy on buzzcocks vs. daisy on taskmaster. different stuff. i'd probably put judi with babátúndé and russell howard with daisy in a team swap, but in all honestly it'd be best if at least one person was re-cast for better chemistry

a final note

if you read ALL OF THIS waiting for me to mention mel b... you gotta keep waiting. the teams on that ep were as they should have been 😌

[tylaseethal]

It's Max. Max. You know the sassy, fiercely charming woman with drop dead gorgeous style you hung out with?

Vanessa Morgan as MAX MITCHELL WILD CARDS 1.01 The Infinity Thief

[sassycordy]

stargate sg1 at pride? likely place for them to be!

[moth-murdock]

Mattfoggy fluff/angst: Foggy with an allergy (maybe uncommon like food coloring dyes, wine, cranberries or avocados just to be funny) and Matt using his super senses to check his food before Foggy gets hurt. Maybe it's an intentional poisoning? Maybe not?

Allergies

A/n: can you tell I have no idea how allergies work? also this turned out as more comfort than hurt so I'm sorry. I think I need to write a full on angst piece to get the hang of it

Genre: hurt/comfort

Summary: foggy has a weird allergy. Matt usually remembers for him, but what happens when he's not there?

Warnings: mentions of hospitals, probably inaccurate descriptions of medical procedures

Other tags: sassy foggy nelson, Shakira reference, MattFoggy bickering like an old married couple and also like toddlers at the same time

Word count: 1,035

The first time Foggy had a reaction in college, Matt nearly had a heart attack. He could hear his friend's heartbeat race, hear the way his breathing started to rasp, and practically smell the panic in the air. If he had been able to see Foggy swell up, he thinks, he would have died. Luckily, Matt was able to snap out of it and grab Foggy's EpiPen in time.

After receiving a firm talking-to from Matt about checking ingredients for allergens, Foggy finally tells him why he didn't check. He's allergic to a very specific food dye, which is more expensive than normal ones, so companies usually cheap out and don't buy it anyway.

A few days pass before Matt brings up the topic again, during their usual grocery trip. Foggy does most of everything, and Matt is really only there to check if the selected produce will go bad within the week.

"hey, Foggy?"

"yeah, buddy?" Foggy replies almost absentmindedly, looking for a peach that doesn't have bruises all over

"you know that dye you're allergic to?"

"yeah, why?"

"do they sell anything with it here?"

"... Yeah... Why?..."

"I was just thinking... Like... What if I could... Memorize how it smells or something... So that you don't have an accident like that again?" Matt offers, hoping Foggy takes it well.

Foggy does a full stop, not having expected that at all.

"you... you can do that?"

"I mean, if you want... you can say no if y-"

"are you kidding me? That's awesome! Of course, dude!"

And that's how it began. Every time they went out to eat at a new place, Matt would check Foggy's food. It was discreet, but it was effective. In the very rare cases that Matt detected that specific dye, any trace of it at all, he'd switch plates with Foggy. Sometimes, Matt would have ordered something that Foggy didn't like, to which Foggy would pout.

"Matt, really? You know I don't like this."

"it's that or death, Fog."

"I would rather die than eat this."

"very funny."

Despite all protests, Matt simply would not allow Foggy to eat anything that pinged his radar. At all. No matter how minimal, no matter what, no matter where. And all was well with the world.

Until Foggy ran into some old 'friends' from their days at Landman and Zack. They seemed nice enough, even inviting him out to drinks! Foggy is quick to call Matt, feeling that nostalgia from simpler times when his best friend wasn't a crime fighting ninja (to his knowledge).

"Matt! You'll never guess who I just saw!"

"hm?"

"I just ran into Darren and Mitchell!"

"from L and Z?"

"from L and Z. They invited me out for drinks!"

Matt is immediately a bit suspicious, as those two had been known to be pranksters who would push things too far.

"are you sure that's a good idea?" He asks

"of course it is! It'll be nice to catch up with some old bros!"

"when is this going to be?"

"what are you, my mom?"

"Foggy. When?"

"geez... they said Sunday morning..."

"and are you going?"

"sure, why not?"

"... just be careful, babe..."

"You say that like they're drug dealers. It's fine. I'll see you at home, okay?"

"I wont."

"very funny."

Matt spends the week worrying, which he's not good at hiding. Foggy can tell by the way his brows pinch when he thinks about it, the way the lips he loves so much form into a pout (and how badly he wants to kiss it away each time), and the way Matt will stand, lost in thought, with his hands on his sassy hips (Shakira Shakira) when he's alone.

He's walking home from Mass when he gets the call from the hospital. Anaphylactic shock. He almost forgets to pretend to be a normal blind person when he turns and starts to run towards Metro General. He knows the way there by heart, having gone to see Claire enough times to be able to locate it no matter where he is.

It's another moment where Matt is glad to be blind when he walks into the hospital room. He can hear the beeps of medical instruments and Foggy's soft breaths. He can smell the lingering scent of alcohol on Foggy's breath and clothes, along with the sterile hospital room. The only thing keeping him sane in this second is the steady sound of Foggy's heartbeat. The one sound he'll never tire of.

He is beside Foggy in an instant, taking his hand and praying under his breath. He prays harder than he did for Elektra. He damn near cries at the fact that Foggy doesn't know he's here, which in turn makes him pissed off that Darren and Mitchell couldn't be bothered to stay at the hospital.

The moment Matt hears Foggy take in a deeper breath signaling that he's awake, he's asking a million questions between kisses to the soft skin of Foggy's hand, which is still clutched tightly in his.

"what happened?" Matt quickly asks

"I had a-"

"why didn't you call me?"

"I was-"

"what were you drinking?"

"it wa-"

"I told you this was a bad ide-"

"Matt!" Foggy finally snaps, which gets Matt to shut up

"Matt. Let me talk." He says, his voice still a bit raspy and not fully recovered

"It was an accident. We went to that one fancy bar that just opened, and they told me I had to try this one house drink... I didn't know it would have that dye."

"I should have been there."

"you were at Mass." Foggy reminds him

"I could've-"

"no. You weren't going to miss Mass to go be a service dog for me."

"but-"

"Matthew Murdock, relax. This was an accident. They had no way of knowing."

"you could have died..."

"but I didn't."

"you could've"

"I didn't."

Matt relents with a sigh, pressing a lingering kiss to the back of Foggy's hand. Foggy brings his other hand up to pat Matt's head gently, a grin on his face

"you really could have been a service dog in a past life..." He chuckles

"you're unbelievable."

"good boy?"

"don't even start."

[parkerloves]

MYSTERY BOY? GIRL? || Neil Perry x Fem!Reader

paring: neil perry x masculine!fem!reader

summary: neil has a partner but he's quite discreet about it, so everyone is confused because they don't even know their gender

fc; maia mitchell + pinterest girls (but picture her as you like)

warnings: modern au and a very confused charlie

note: her user is "weltonismybitch"

[masterlist]

neilperry has posted!

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neilperry: study... date? idk but it was kinda productive... sometimes

tagged: weltonismybitch

charliedal: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DATE?

neilperry: I know girls don't like you that much, but you don't know what a date is?

romeo.like.knox: sassy neil is brutal god

weltonismybitch: next time, try reading instead of being on your phone

neilperry: I'll try next time

weltonismybitch: next time?

neilperry: please?

weltonismybitch: you need me to not fail maths

weltonismybitch has updated a story

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caption: he spent half an hour searching for a book he already had a copy in his back

neilperry has replied to your story

you weren't joking about telling everyone

I deserve having fun now that some of your little friends are following me

they won't shut up with question, you know that?

have fun darling xx

charlie and neil's texts

weltonismybith has posted!

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weltonismybitch: so the test we have tomorrow is a chess one right? (I need to stop hanging out with this idiot)

tagged: neilperry

neilperry: you were literally the one who brought it in the first place??

weltonismybitch: who said it was for you?

neilperry: if you hate me just say so

weltonismybitch: you're going to lose your pretty privileges if you keep talking

neilperry: sorry ma'am 🫡

charliedal: @toddy.anderson WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

toddy.anderson: liking a friend's post?

charliedal: REALLY? NOT EVEN A PRONOUN?

toddy.anderson: are you blind?

neilperry has posted!

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neilperry: okay MAYBE I spend a little too much time with @weltonismybitch

charliedal: I hate you both and I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM

meeksie: dude calm down, let neil be happy with... whoever this is

pittsie: I'm offended about the fact that he hasn't introduced us yet

neilperry: ... with time

weltonismybitch: and now he doesn't have his own music taste

neilperry: so should I stop listening to your music?

weltonismybitch: if you want to die, sure

weltonismybith has posted!

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weltonismybitch: will everyone shut the fuck Up about if it was a boy or a girl who is making out with my boyfriend?

charliedal: good, I don't have to add something else to the list of things I'll have to fight your dad for @neilperry

neilperry: now stop talking about my girl?

meeksie: after meeting her

toddy.anderson: I promise they can be a bit more normal

weltonismybitch: just a bit? not really worth it, I think

romeo.like.knox: we have cigarettes and chocolate

weltonismybitch: when and where?

toddy.anderson has posted a story!

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caption: so I can finally share this?

weltonismybitch has replied to your story

you're going to be dead in like 10 seconds

I GOT NEIL'S PERMISSION

so he'll be dead too

run

I love you?

shush

weltonismybitch has posted!

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weltonismybitch: pretty weird people, also kinda decent (even though they cheat A LOT)

tagged: neilperry, charliedal, romeo.like.knox, toddy.anderson, meeksie, pittsie

charliedal: I DID NOT CHEAT!

weltonismybitch: liarrr

neilperry: you did cheat meat

charliedal: NOW YOU TAKE HER SIDE? auch

weltonismybitch: he better

meeksie: but be honest, how did HE pulled YOU?

weltonismybitch: good question, idk

neilperry: MEEKS? you're supposed to be my friend

charliedal: NOW YOU FEEL MY PAIN

weltonismybitch: I'm surrounded by idiots god

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

what’s on your personal list of “must reads” for wincest? i have a feeling you’ve got good taste

- @spn2006

i wouldn't necessarily say i have a must-read list as in everyone has to read something, because everybody has different taste, especially when it comes to sam and dean's dynamics (both sexual and otherwise), but the fics that i would heartily recommend that fall into my reading of supernatural (or adjacent to it) go as such, keeping in mind that I am a samgirl, pretty much only care about early seasons, and enjoyer of the family horror of the show:

The Ballad of the Invisible Boy + Two Headed Boy by @dollyluxed

If i had to pick any fic as a must-read for a samgirl cestie, this would be the one. the yearning and desperation speak deeply to the isolation of samdean's youth, especially how sam feels it, and dollylux isn't afraid to get inside the beast of teen angst, which makes it feel really lush and visceral. the 90s nostalgia is excellent (disclaimer: i was born after the 90s, but it made me feel like i was there without being corny), and the way the story is told through several vignettes feels a lot like the show itself. these kind of snapshot short films of how samdean's codependency develops through this unspoken tension over the years. the stanford era portion has a scene i think about every time i listen to joni mitchell (check out the soundtrack for this duology too; it's excellent), and the season 1 section ties together the story in a way that fits well with the show. a slow burn, really beautiful story, and i love the illustrations. i would also recommend dollylux's shorter works for amazing smut:)

@applecrumbledore 's fanficography

The first of Roni's fics I read were "Dream fuckery" and "Drywall dust" (the latter the first of a 4-part preseries story), and the balance of angst, sexual tension, and humor blew me away. It keeps the tone of supernatural, which a lot of fics don't (which is fine), but this was super cool in that it felt extremely natural, and very fun to read. I haven't been updated in all my fanfic reading lately, but I loved the beginning of Pine Sweat, their time travel fic, and "try asking," their pov outsider fic, is fucking hilarious and exhilarating. they have lots of creative ideas from preseries to late seasons and it never gets old!

Gospel Truth by @cowboyified

A case fic with an accute sense of shame embedded within angst, a really great sense of description, and perfectly inspired by art by @thegoodthebadandtheart for the reverse bang a couple years ago. the aesthetic of both frauke's work and the fic itself feel real, both the openness of the great plains and the claustrophobia of incestuous pining. definitely a modern classic.

"Buy You a Mockingbird" by candle_beck

the dark pov outsider fic to crown all others. candle_beck is an amazing writer and i also recommend all their work, but this one in particular stands out because of the horror of the dramatic irony of the story--what the reader knows, but the pov character does not. it's incredible to see everything unfold, and a realistic if bleak interpretation of another classic trope (which i won't name for spoiler's sake).

"Other Brothers" by @homo-pink

another incredible pov outsider fic with this beautiful sense of empathy and also a hint of adrenaline thrill. sam's cheeky and sassy and smart, and dean's cute and so in love. pov outsider weecest has the potential to be disturbing or sweet, and while this teeters the line, i think it falls into the latter category in a way that doesn't feel too saccharine.

"Three Days on the Rack" by keerawa, read by Reena Jenkins

I'd highly recommend listening to this via podfic! reena is great and there's a lovely cello cover of fade to black by metallica that plays in the interlude. anyway, the fic is an orpheus and eurydice-adjacent story about sam trying to get dean out of hell--but it's a torture fic. i love the way it describes hell, i love the way we see dean in the depths of alistair's apprenticeship, i love sam's strength. another gorgeously dark gem.

"Skin Like Fear" [orphaned]

I can't speak much on this one because I don't remember it super well, but it's a take on samdean after sam's hell trauma, something not very touched on by the fandom, and the horror is super well done, it's a great fic. obviously dark, deals with rape aftermath, proceed accordingly.

"show me again, shame takes hold" by objectlesson

if you can't tell yet, i really love preseries fics. this one is a lesbian femchesters AU, butch dean i love u foreverrrrrr. as you can tell by the title, more angst, more shame, etc etc. i was catholic what can i say. there's a lot about the ambiguity of sexuality and gender in this fic too.

and that's it! some of my other favorites are "Tomcat," the Caged Desires series, "The Truth in His Bones," and Brothers, but those i wouldn't necessarily rec on a wide basis because the first one is specifically about transmasculinity, and the second 3 deal with dom!dean/sub!sam dynamics in a pretty sharp way that everyone may not sit with right. that being said they're wonderful and sexy (and the last two, rather sad). let me know what u thought of this list!

[kaelatargaryen]

You know what, some of y’all can fuck right off and I’m sorry but this pick me ass energy is siiiiiiiiick.

Drama in the fandom is never fun but when a EWAN MITCHELL fan page is harassed to the point that the account owner is contemplating suicide, it’s gunna be fucking discussed. People are going to be called out for their harmful and threatening behavior. They’re going to be exposed for their lies.

I cannot believe the amount of times some of y’all will talk about rallying behind those in need and then wanna make sassy comments about what’s happening in the Ewan Mitchell tags???? All of this is happening because of a toxic and obsessive Ewan Mitchell fan attacking a Ewan Mitchell fan page and is disrupting the Ewan Mitchell fandom on multiple social media platforms with the most active being tumblr in the Ewan Mitchell tags at the moment. I don’t know if you caught on yet but this is about Ewan Mitchell and god forbid the actual threat to someone else’s health and wellbeing steal the tag spotlight for ONE WEEKEND.

Jesus. Sickening.

[deadlyflan]

for the meme: #3!

3.) What was your first impression of [TMNT iteration]?

[1987 cartoon] I was 7. There were flying Cadillacs and lasers and Raphael was sassy. I was hooked.

[1990s movies] I was 10. I already worshiped Jim Henson. When I saw my favorites winking and crying and smiling and kicking ass, I was in love forever.

[Archie's Comics] I was 14. On a roadtrip, I found a copy of TMNT Adventures #33. They were traveling through Nepal. There was a four-armed Tiger God Mutant named Katmandu. Raphael had a *girlfriend.* Michelangelo was silly about yaks. I needed more comics. ASAP.

[Next Mutation] I was 17. And a complete live-action turtle-snob. Henson would never have allowed these costumes out of whatever basement spawned them. And the scripts! Ugh! Where was the cinema-grade fight choreography? The award-winning narratives? The atmospheric lighting and the *drama* of the City at Night?!

[Mirage Comics] I was 20. They beat Leo to a bloody pulp and threw him through the window--AT CHRISTMAS!! I started writing fanfic.

[2003 cartoon] I was 23. I was in love. The voice cast! The character design! The fidelity to the Mirage Space Arc! Oh God, to be alive at time like this!

[2007 movie] I was 27. I was vibrating. I bought a screen grab of early production art off of eBay. I couldn't wait for the advertisements to premiere to see my boys again. The artwork wasn't even close to the final designs. The resolution was blurry. I was still thrilled.

[IDW Comics] I was 31. I was bummed that Dark Horse Comics lost the bid to publish the TMNT comics to IDW. Dark Horse had a much stronger editorial department with consistently incredible writing. IDW was famous for spending their money on flashy cover artists and skimping on the interior art. I crossed my fingers and hoped I was wrong. [2012 cartoon] I was 32. Overworked, underpaid, and without cable or streaming. I missed the first season, but got a DVD from a friend. I was intrigued by the turtles, but repulsed by the human models. The CGI felt cold and cheap. I wouldn't return to give the show a proper watch until 2020.

[Bayverse movies] I was 34. I hated Micheal Bay's needlessly cluttered character designs for Transformers. I despised his "blurred action" fight sequences. I hated his simplistic dialogue. When I heard he was the director for the TMNT, my heart lit a cigarette and took a sip of gin. They were going to butcher my boys.

[Rise] I was 38. I saw the flat character designs. The boys were angular. Stagnant. The kind of thing that would end up low-rent animated. Splinter looked like a yellow-peril style stereotype. I gave up before I even heard the commercials.

[Mutant Mayhem Movie] I was 43. I had adored The Mitchels Vs The Machines and that same team was working on the new movie! The leaked first art made my heart warm with 90s vibes: Archie's characters, gawky turtles, attention to atmosphere, all kinds of vibrancy! Very excited!

[MM Tales of] I was 44. I didn't have the right streaming services to watch it. After the high of the film, the animation style looked cheap. No line weights. No rendering. Simplified versions of the "hand drawn" shapes of characters' faces somehow stopped feeling organic and looked more like bad drawings. I knew I was comparing it unfairly to the film. I told myself to hush. I had been 10,000% wrong about 2012 and about Rise. I was being a snob again and I knew it. .

.

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Over the years, I've been so wrong about so many of my misgivings. Even Next Mutation had a ton of heart. I have been so spoiled by so many Turtle options. Between all the shows and the movies and the comics--AND THE FAN FIC AND THE FAN ART AND THE ROLEPLAYING AND AND AND... I shouldn't turn my nose up at anything anymore. I'm just gonna look like an idiot again when it turns out to be incredible. Just like every other time. Except for A Very Turtle Christmas. That shit is nightmare fuel.

[forgottenxarchangel]

(Wonderful picture is from @compelledcurator. Icon is by @thegracefallen)

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I only have mobile, so please bear with me.  I can't cut threads, my text options are limited, and autocorrect is my nemisis at times.  I also work, so while I do try to get decent replies out quickly, sometimes I don't have time to write or the muse is not cooperating (and I know ya'll are patient with me, and I appreciate it, my brain just makes me feel like I have to explain everything because you guys are awesome and I love you for putting up with me)  

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Updated: 6/2/25

Rules and Character Bios are under the cut

Rules are basic: Be nice, ask don’t assume , and no smut.

Raguel:

AKA Angel, Ragsy

FC is Will Estes

Raguel is the youngest of the archangels, known as the archangel of justice, vengeance, and harmony. He left heaven before Gabe did, and after the Flood, he cut all ties with his father and siblings.  He spent most of his time acting as a guiding voice to judges until the the late 19th century when he learned many would no longer listen to him.  Then, he turned to aiding the police force.  His current and true vessel is a young New York cop named Angel Raguel. The man was fatally wounded and when the archangel asked to use him as a vessel, the officer agreed but asked Raguel to let him die.  Raguel agreed. Things were rocky with the officer's siblings for a while, but eventually he considered them his own (For my sanity I’ll list their names now: Adam Mitchell, Taylor Ralph, Gabrielle Amanda).  During his first 2 years in this vessel Raguel married a young woman who later died giving birth to their son Konstantine.  Raguel has now been with the NYPD about 10 years.

Konstantine:

AKA Konny, Tinman, mini-Angel

FC is Thomas Brodie-Sangster

Konny is Raguel's younger and only surviving son.  (I will eventually get into all details but I like surprises)  He is an Archnephilim and like his cousin Jack he reached adulthood immediately after birth.  Due to trying to avoid suspicion, his father tells most people Konny is his deceased wife's brother who came to live with him after her death.  The only people who know Konstantine is Raguel's son are his siblings and his work partner.   He is a sassy trouble maker, but he tries very hard to help others and please people he likes.  He is actually very selfconscious, but hides it well.  That's all I have for now.

Abigail Richards:

Jesse Turner:

FC is Landon Liboiron

Species: Cambion

Age: 25

Powers: Exorcism, reality warping, telekinesis, teleportation, and warding.

Jesse is the son of an Incubus and a virgin, and therefore the only known cambion and the original Antichrist. Having developed his powers at age 9, he ran away to Australia after a brief but life-changing encounter with the Winchester brothers, making his adoptive parents forget he ever existed. He's lived there until the present. He eventually became a hunter himself.

FC is Alexis Bledel

I'll post her bio soon I promise

Stiles Stilinski: Bio eventually

Grey:

FC is Andrew Garfield

AKA Spenser Greyson McUsic III, Grisgris, Spense

Species: Mutant 

Height 6'0

Age  29

Grey is by basic definition a hired gun with his own idea of justice.  He lives with 3 other mutants (Jacob age 22, Lucas age 14, and Julian age 11).  His powers consist of creating portals for travel to alternate universes (most control over), places in his current universe (good control if he's not distracted), and across time (very little control). He can also create small portals to pocket dimensions he uses for storage .  He's trained in physical and psycological torture, hand-to-hand combat, and knows how to use most weapons.  He is obnoxious by nature, cares deeply and dangerously for those he holds dear, and takes pleasure in the suffering of those he considers a threat and enemy.  He is a broken man, with a childhood he typically doesn’t share. (DM me if you need more info). He's from the X-Men '97 Universe but considers the MCU his Home Universe.  He lives there in New York.  Also, he's of Irish decent and suposedly a good Catholic (nobody take offence, I'm Catholic so please no hate.) That's all I have for now.   

Jacob:  

FC is Dylan O'Brian

AKA: Jacob Isaac McUsic, Jake, Mom (by Grey), Darling (also by Grey)

Age: 22

Height: 5'10

Species: Mutant

Basic about:  Jacob is the second eldest of the McUsic household.  His powers constist of very strong technokineses and technopathy, typically used to keep Grey's 'business' running smoothly.  He's kind hearted, but very stern if the need arises, and is probably the only person capable of stopping Grey from being a stupid jerk.  Been with Grey since he was 7 and Grey 14.  He's just started med-school.  That's it I guess.

Lucas:

FC is Noah Schnapp

AKA Lucas Adrian McUsic, Lu, Sweetheart (by Grey)

Age: 14

Species: Mutant

Lucas is the second youngest of the McUsic household and newest member of the family.  His power consist of the ability to drain life force then either transfer to others or himself for healing purposes.  It's done through skin on skin contact and highly unstable at the moment, heavily influenced by his emotions.  He accidentally killed his mother with it.  Grey found him about a year after that and took him in.  He's super close to Julian, but has a hard time getting close to anyone outside his family.  He's very quiet and slow to open up to strangers.  He's been with Grey for a year now.

Julian:

FC is Colin Ford

AKA Julian Arthur McUsic, Glowstick (by Jacob), Angel or Angelface (by Grey)

Age: 11

Species: Mutant

Julian is the youngest member of the McUsic family.   His powers consist of very strong empathy (still developing) and bioluminescense.   He's a very bubbly child that adores Greyson and Jacob both and has a very special relationship with Lucas.   He's friendly and very generous and if he really likes you he will be all over you.  He doesn't seem to understand personal space.  He's been with Grey and Jacob since his parents were killed when he was 2.  And yes, it is canon that this little disaster worships Khoshu and the Catholic God.  That's it for now.

Moon Knight: I’ll eventually get a bio up.

Bob Reynolds: see above

Warlock Dowling: see above

Heracles Bron:

FC: Hans Matheson

AKA: Hercules (formerly), Herc

Main Verse: PJO post Mark of Athena, but 100% open to crossovers

Species: demi-god (son of Zeus; formerly a minor god)

Age: 3,111 (yes I did the Math and Googled it), appears to be in his 20's or 30's

MReunited with his mortal half and stripped of godhood by his own guilt-ridden prayer, Heracles believes himself to simply be a modern halfblood with a case of amnesia. He knows his name and vaguely remembers fragments of his past, with dates, names, and most other details missing, including who his parents are.  He has retained his godly strength, but like all demigods suffers from ADHD and dyslexia.  He has extensive knowledge of Greek and Roman Mythology, and remains skilled in both archery and wrestling.  Other deities will still recognize him, but he refuses to aknowledge the possibility that he is Heracles of Ancient Greece.  He is rather friendly, although somewhat reserved and often lost in his own thoughts, and he is extremely loyal.  Inspite of his kind nature, however, he has retained his temper; given that his pride much less prominent now, that temper is rarely seen.  Hope this makes sense.

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Benny Weir Pianist Headcannons

Okay, so, l've seen a couple theories and HCs on Benny's whole missing mother and absent father situation and the one I'm going with is inspired by the idea that his mom died when he was young and dad kind of couldn’t handle it so he just dropped him off with Evelyn and only talks to Benny every once in a while. I’ll try to find the people that originally had this idea.

However, I stumbled upon this video of Atticus playing the piano the other day and fell in love with the melody (pretty sure it was an impromptu cover of Victor’s piano solo from The Corpse Bride, but since it came out 12 years ago, I can’t find an elongated cover of it that old that he could have been playing. He’s obviously trying to remember something at the start, and this is the closest thing I can find). And he also just loses himself in the music after he settles into it and that struck something writhing my little former choir kid heart (but seriously, I played this on loop while writing this HC and then to fall asleep. 9/10 would recommend).

Anyway, here's my sad backstory pianist Benny HC. Also, I never learned piano, just four years of varsity choir in high school and a single awful semester in college, so be gentle if some of the terminology is incorrect. Enjoy!

His mother was a concert pianist and some of his most clear memories of her are of watching her play at the old piano in his childhood house and losing herself in the symphonies she produced. It felt like watching someone pour their soul into the world.

She died when he was 4 and he went to live with Grandma Weir a few months later.

Eliana Vyette (tis what I’ve decided to name Benny’s mom. Take it up with my 3 am self if you’ve got any qualms. She’ll be answering questions between 12:02 and 12:04 in the morning) almost never wrote down her performance pieces or played them for an audience multiple times over the course of her career. Or, at least, she didn’t write them down in any decipherable way (think how alchemists used to encode their recipe’s in ciphers, but make it sheet music). And there’s not a lot of publicly available recordings (either video or audio) of her performances. So, like 87% of her catalogue is lost (if people did some deep digging, they could find copies in their parent’s CD collections, that one dusty camcorder that struggles to turn on, the corrupted hard drive on their older cousin’s 2002 Toshiba laptop).

Benny, however, has everything his Aunt Sassy (yes, she’s canon, she was mentioned in the movie and he says her name too easily for him to be pulling her completely out of thin air), Dad, and Grandma saved. Sheet music and recordings (let’s say he’s got maybe 65%. Not everything, but better than nothing. It’s in varying qualities though).

So, when he was old enough, six and three months, he asked Evelyn if he could take piano lessons and she didn’t even hesitate in saying yes. Because, let’s be honest, the Grand Piano sitting in storage needs to be brought out of retirement and this little boy needs something to connect with his mom and maybe bring him out of his shell (he befriends Ethan a few months later on the first day of Grade 2)

But, this is the one thing he has to connect with his mother, replicating her concerto melodies as best as possible. So, nobody but his piano teacher and his grandma know that he has even touched the instrument. Much less that he’s actually really proficient, a bit of a prodigy. But he doesn’t want to be what his mother was. This is for him and him alone. He plays for himself and no one else. So, Ethan, his best friend, thinks there’s not a musical bone in his lanky body, especially after his especially robotic drum performance in the Freshman talent show (gonna be real, after learning that Atticus Mitchell played the drums around the time of filming IRL and was the drummer in a band with his older brother, I was a bit shocked at how static he portrayed Benny’s drumming. And then I went and remembered he was in Radio Rebel, and was the lead singer of the pop-punk band. He’s obviously faking playing the bass, but he’s credited with the vocals for all three songs on Genius so 🤷‍♀️)

So, there’s the gist. I’ve got two more parts. The first of which is underdeveloped with Benny and Erica being in Music Theory and the teacher pulling up one of the recovered Vyette performances, unknowing her son is in the room. The second is when a romantic OC discovers Benny playing for the first time and then everything that comes afterwards in the timeline of him playing around and for her (I’ve got the sweetest idea for a first dance!). Literally only Erica ever susses it out and it’s because she was in that class with him.

I’ll come back and edit this with formatting later when it’s not 3 am.