#sausage case

[floweroflaurelin]

Historian!Sausage encounters the remains of some blood sheep in the cathedral dungeon 👀🩸

I’m really excited for Misadventures SMP!!

[cactuupng]

Book Of Bill save me, please get released faster

[crabsnpersimmons]

may we see the boy after you finish your laundry (i believe in you, you got this) 👉👈

YES

THE LAUNDRY IS DONE

AND THE BOY

IS HOME!!!!

HE'S A BEAUTIFUL BABY BLUE!!!

and here's how his light looks:

waaaay better than the preview on the site 😂 he looks more turquoise in real life (i tried to tweak the colours to match)

and here he is with Sunny!

baby bois 💖💛💕💙💖💛💕💙

[2xchomp]

Not art (once again ;-;), but it think you’ll like this

But I had a dream…a vision perchance that has to do with 5am Pearl and Misadventures!Pearl.

Basically, somehow in someway, DL!Pearl’s tower end up in the world of Misadventures due to…something (idk it’s just a concept and not hashed out) and Misadventures!Pearl happens across it while exploring! (Maybe with others maybe by herself)

And is confused as to why there’s another part of the map that’s labeled “The Scarlet Witch’s Moon’s Tower” and decided to call Lizzie about it, since it doesn’t seem like it should be there.

Now, maybe it’s there on its own, or maybe it’s there in a zone that has the other winner’s bases from their games ( “The Watcher’s Sun’s Desert,”

“The Sacrifice’s Stars’ Cottage,”

“The Listener’s Mars’ Isle,”

“The Villain’s Trading Shack,”

“The Wildcard’s Comet’s Car,”

And I don’t know if the AF’s “bases” also show up since technically they didn’t have a bases, but they’re definitely there in someway! Maybe Cleo’s just rooming with Scott)

BUT! Either way, Lizzie comes on over in admin mode, and maybe it’s because she wasn’t there in DL or maybe it’s something else, but since they only stayed in the outskirts of the land, she doesn’t notice its connections to the life series and says: “Well that’s just weird, it registers as a dungeon, but it’s not a dungeon we made…”

and decides to hold a meeting to tell everyone else about it and tell them to not go near it until the admin team fix it up or find out how it there or something.

Pearl though? Pearl knows what’s there, she knows the name, she knows the cold that instantly hit her body when crossing the threshold, she knows the silhouette of the tower in the distance and she definitely knows the howls that ring through the forest.

So, against what Lizzie said, she heads out to it again, cause she thinks she knows how to at least try to get rid of it. So maybe a little talk is in order.

And of course it’s a dungeon, but the thing is, the monsters she’s supposed to fight? The wolves? They don’t seem to want to fight her, they’re all just looking at her cautiously and curiously, like they know her. Well guess her hypothesis on who this is, is right. Now she’ll just have to talk to her(herself?).

They finally meet, and instead of trying to fight her, the Scarlet Witch just asks a question:

“Do you think this is going to last? The friendliness? The calm? Wouldn’t it be better to be prepared just in case they leave again?” It isn’t asked in malice, just curious, worried that it’ll happen again.

“It won’t, I promise that. For as much as there are grudges held in the games, they aren’t forever. The people in there are more forgiving than that, I’m more forgiving than that, and Scott is too. The reconciliation in Wild Life may not have been the best, but we’re working on it outside of that as well. You don’t have to worry,

I - we, won’t be left alone anymore.”

Maybe it’s the conviction in her voice, or the fondness, but The Scarlet Witch smiled softly as she started to turn to particles. Like how monsters normally do when dying.

“Maybe we won’t be alone anymore, but it’s always nice to have a companion to always be by your side.”

Then Tilly comes into view, and walks over, now as a companion (maybe mount?) that Pearl can take home.

(And maybe some other canine companions are there to be picked up by others as well, Shelby’s Dire Wolf, Sausage’s Bubbles. Maybe even Matchbox, Mailbox, Millie and Billie will find their way home as well, but only if a route not violent is taken)

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But yeah :D Maybe this’ll get others to make art or stories cause while I’d love to make art, it would come out so much later than I would like, and this idea might slip from my mind by then.

Idk, I just really wanted a 5am Pearl to get some closure knowing she won’t be treated like the way she was in DL again. It’ll help soothe my soul.

Once again, I’m sorry about the art drought but I’m working on smaller things that are all interconnected which I hope people will like. It may take a while but it’ll come out…eventually

[54625]

am I hallucinating or are hideduo fans way weirder about fit x sausage than they ever were about pac x guaxinim

[nenoname]

the experience of reading stan twins fics and being constantly haunted by a name

[raster-rest]

please beware

🫱((0))🫲

[chicago-geniza]

Sorry for posting so much I am once again trapped in the bathroom with norovirus or gastroenteritis NOS or whatever is ravaging my guts this weekend

[wellpresseddaisy]

No woman in the 1920s had a defined waistline! They were all rectangles! A decade of rectangles!

No woman had tits, either! All flattened!

(there were fashionable silhouettes and then there were people living their lives and altering clothes to fit them in ways they liked)

[spurgie-cousin]

Ellen asked her what the “stuff” on the bottom was. It’s pre-cooked noodles, chicken, potato, and spinach. Leftover casserole buried under a new casserole?

I hope that countertop was CLEAN CLEAN before she started cutting directly on it. Also was she using a bread knife to cut everything? I’ve never seen that before.

It’s wild to me that here’s a woman who crows about being a traditional homemaker all over social media and yet 8/10 times that she posts the meals she makes, it looks like she threw a grenade into her fridge and pantry and used whatever blew out. There’s no rhyme or reason.

Since Jill is such a hateful person I will never get tired of pointing out what a shitty "homemaker" she is, particularly in the kitchen. She's an objectively really bad cook and that fills me with joy lol.

I've eaten some crazy casseroles in my time, but the thing that makes an otherwise weird casserole work is rhyme and reason (which as you pointed out is very lacking here). That pasta mixture looks like it it's got something saucy on it, which feels like it's going to clash with the very particular flavor of that kind of Italian sausage, and idk it just doesn't vibe with the otherwise breakfast-y theme.

Every time Jill tries to prove her family eats well or that she's even a passable cook she does the opposite, and by her own standards she's not living up to her God given role. And maybe it sounds mean but, with how much she shits on other women, I hope she's bothered by that. A lot.

Edit: everything Jill makes also feels like some kind of struggle meal, like something you're trying to make stretch as much as it can (like this casserole) or using random ingredients because it's all you have (also this casserole). Maybe it's like that because they have struggled for so long and that's what they're used to doing, although to be fair, they struggled because Jill and David made the decision to, repeatedly, so it's hard for me to feel sympathy atm.

[muffinlance]

hey hey been reading matching hair tales and uh have you considered: hama adopts scaled zuko?

yknow, for the angst

do you like Hama's new scarf

[ofmermaidstories]

artistic representation of my saturday night (eating hotdogs and playing fallout shelter like the ipad baby i am)

[tubbytarchia]

hi wait i don't want sos smp and i am very confused

is this a c!jimmy thing or are they legit mistreating cc!jimmy over there??

C!Jimmy always!! I only talk about characters on this blog (unless specified otherwise)!! I don't wanna comment on CC!Jimmy, he's an adult man, I trust him to be comfortable and as far as I know he's not bothered and has asked for teasing etc in the past. I only talk about his character but SOS is still particularly painful lol

[princess-styx]

She is hot dog meat

[mildmayfoxe]

blissfully went out to the grocery store because i decided i wanted to make garbage bread tonight and i needed pizza dough and sausage and forgot it was saturday afternoon and what saturday afternoon at the grocery store means. so basically you could say im actually the bravest person in the world

[knitrockbottom]

That potsie feeling when all the blood finally drains out of your feet and they cool off.