#scrub a dub dub

[idreaminmugiwara]

Just thinking about that time that Zoro became Chopper's bath buddy

[liz-allyn]

Splish splash, bitches!

[jaamthequinclivious]

[wolfpants]

under giant mountains (a drarry fic)

Under Giant Mountains | Rated E | 33.7k

“Come on, Potter. It’s the perfect time to shower. It’s dark. No one will see you.”

Harry flushed. “You’ll see me!”

“I’ll cover my eyes,” Malfoy slurred, picking up his glass and waving it around in a loose grip.

Which was how Harry ended up walking down to Malfoy’s cabin in the dark with nothing but the pale, yellowed glow of a Lumos orb to guide the way. His footsteps were drunkenly careful and when the tip of his toes connected with the edge of a root, he gasped and slumped forward, grabbing hold of Malfoy’s forearm for balance.

“Easy,” Malfoy muttered, solid and warm and so fucking tall, like a tree. He righted Harry and patted him on the back before letting go again, and Harry resisted the urge to grab hold of his arm once more, to link their elbows together and keep close. To climb up his stupid spindly body and sniff his stupidly great-smelling hair.

“The last time we were stuck in the woods together, you ran away and left me,” Harry whispered. He shivered when he heard the distant hoot of an owl and the scurry of little feet somewhere in the bushes nearby.

“We were eleven, and there was a blood-sucking maniac supping up unicorn entrails,” Malfoy said. “I was smart.”

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Harry doesn't know where he's going. Everyone else has their life paths figured out; he doesn't even know where his map is. Who'd have thought Draco Malfoy bathing in a Norwegian forest would be the guidepost Harry needed? In which Harry's trip to Norway to visit dragon-wrangler Ron introduces him to hikes from hell, mysterious natural magic, foraging, magical bathing, a new and bizarre friendship, and the frustrating, heady allure of his former nemesis turned sexy globetrotting field researcher.

My entry for this year's @hdsudsfest was an absolute blast to write and I couldn't have done it without these amazing people: @academicdisasterfic @oknowkiss @kbrick @the-sinking-ship @sorrybutblog @the-starryknight. Also a huge thank you to @skeptiquewrites for providing such a gorgeous prompt. <3

Under Giant Mountains on ao3

[thunderheadfred]

PET THE BELLLLYYYYYYYYYY 👋

[heckyeahponyscans]

Normally the Scrub-A-Dub Tub didn’t come with a pony, but in this rare gift pack it came with three!

Thanks to ashlyne of the MLPTP for the picture, I just added it to the wiki <3

[andyourhostkristenwiig]

Scrubs #6.16 “My Words of Wisdom”

J.D.: Our deaf patient's father won't sign a consent form so he can have a cochlear implant. Dr. Cox: Hmm. Who could you possibly go to if the father won't sign? Here's a hint.

[hueberryshortcake]

putting her in the washing machine on towels

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

How did Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 7 Once More With Feeling sprint so that later shows* could stand dead still interpreting "musical episode" as "the characters put on an existing musical and stop the plot dead to do covers of songs that vaguely relate to them. Maybe we make some single-episode subplots with no follow up so the characters fit the songs better?"

*not you, Scrubs, you're doing amazing and we're glad you're here

[lizalfosrise]

Open wiiiiiiide~

So that’s the final form huh, pretty cool. Real sense of mutation going on.

Ah, making her give the final pep talk...

So bittersweet, always.

Here we are, this scene! This unforgettable moment! This was the very first clip I’d ever seen of Mobile Fighter G Gundam, way back when (with periodic reminders). The pinnacle of battle shounen Power of Love. Your fave could never.

Of course prince, princess and mighty steed gotta be depicted properly.

That’s a really cool mecha-angel skeleton.

My highlights of the Shuffle Alliance after teasers.

[avid-idiot]

The poor thing thinks he's going for a nap... not if I can help it >:)

[thestarbirdfromtheashes]

I have no clue what my series of anonymous naughty thought asks used to be — it was years ago — but I used to ask people for their opinions/thoughts on NSFW topics, and I say we bring that back for a special installment today.

SOUND OFF ON THE SHOWER SCENE IN MY INBOX.

No shaming on this blog. Anon always okay. ❤️💦 🚿

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Whoever looked at the the Yugioh franchise and went "ah yes this is PERFECT to market to CHILDREN" should probably be taken out back behind the woodshed

[heich0e]

Liv I hope you are having a good week 🤍 I wanna take a road trip with you and just belt our favorite in common songs with the windows down and get drunk in strange city and flirt with men only to never give them our numbers or follow them back on sm

kiki are you trying to reduce me to TEARS?? this sounds like a DREAM. i'm making u get out with me at every mildly important/remotely interesting road sign or landmark to take a pic tho, so get ready. also we should assume new identities in every city we stop at and really get into our backstories as we flirt at the bar. first stop we should pretend to be two bank tellers who stole a bunch of money and are on the lam. second stop you're an heiress and i'm your bodyguard. third stop we work for interpol and we're there on top secret business and DEFINITELY can't tell what it is (we'll eventually reveal it and then pretend like we're going to get in a LOT of trouble.)

[solarisposting]

having thoughts. shhh